Chapter 1252 Why Eat Dog Food?

"Is this a marriage proposal?" Lan gently pulled her hand out of Li Jie's, and looked at Li Jie with a playful smile. She looked a little unhurried, and she didn't seem to be surprised by Li Jie's sudden confession at all, or felt emotional or anything.

On the contrary, Lan was very calm at this time, not as excited as ordinary women when they heard their boyfriend propose to them. Whether it was excited excitement or confused excitement, Lan didn't have this kind of situation at all. She is as calm as the cool wind on the Himalayas, as calm and wise as the snow and ice that have blown through tens of thousands of years.

Her indifferent appearance made Li Jie feel like a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat, unable to swallow it or spit it out. please! I'm proposing to you, can you be a little more excited and emotional?

But of course Li Jie couldn't say that. He took Lan's hand again and said, "Of course it's a marriage proposal! Don't I understand enough about you? We have done everything we should and shouldn't do, don't we?" Isn't that enough?"

"Hey! Don't talk nonsense." Lan gently pushed Li Jie's face away from her: "What should I do? You are not afraid that the king will cut you into 108 pieces after he finds out, and then throw it away. Fish? The fish pond in Kamateki has a lot of precious fish waiting to be fed. If you are ground into powder, the nutritional value should be quite high."

"You're saying that I'm like a ball of high-end fish food. Seriously, I'm going to propose to you!" Li Jie has made up his mind now, since he said that he has confessed his love and said that he wants to propose to Lan. Then you can't go back on this matter, after all, there is no turning back after opening the bow. Besides, even though Lan doesn't seem to care about it now, am I, Li Jie, the one who will give up after such a few words? Have you forgotten what Li Jie's most outstanding ability is in this life? !

"Be serious, Comrade Lan. Now Li Jie is proposing to you very seriously. So marry me!" Li Jie didn't care about Lan's teasing at all, but continued shamelessly: "Marry me, we form a Family. Then give birth to a litter of babies, it doesn’t matter if you are afraid of the pain of giving birth. Isn’t there a pain transfer magic? I can do it all!”

Lan grabbed her long hair with one hand and poked Li Jie's nose with the end of her long hair: "Nah, there are still many troubles in the 10th month of pregnancy, morning sickness, nausea, etc. Renchen's reaction. "

"Leave it all to me, I can handle it!" Li Jie showed his manly side for the first time.

But Lan shook her head: "I haven't said I want to marry you yet, and you want me to give birth to you?"

Li Jie grabbed Lan's hand: "Actually, when we first met, I was thinking about what our future child's name would be, and where we should go to school in the future."

"Shameless!" Although Lan pushed Li Jie away immediately, and her tone was a bit reproachful, but it sounded a bit coquettish in it: "According to what you said, you didn't know me at that time, you must be You just love me because you see me pretty."

Lan asked such a question, but this question is not easy to answer. Everyone, this is a proposition! No matter how you answer, there are likely to be huge mistakes, which will lead to a sudden progress in the halfway love strategy (marriage proposal strategy) and a big setback!

And as the master of dumping pots that all the bosses agree to, how could Li Jie answer Lan's question in a daze! At this time, whether it is an honest answer [Yes, I just like your beauty] or [Actually, what I like is your connotation] is actually very terrible.

Because the first answer is very likely to get the girl to say [Ha! I know you men only care about appearance. Don't pay attention to content at all! ] Such a strategy is likely to fail.

And the second answer will become [You just met me for the first time, what do you know? 】Although this may not lead to immediate death, there will be many, many lies to make up for the lies I told.

Why did Li Jie fall in love with Lan at first sight? It's very simple, of course it's because Lan is so beautiful! People are so superficial, aren't they? ! It was because of Lan's beauty that Li Jie gradually paid more attention to Lan and discovered many lovely things about her.

Although Lan also has some shortcomings, for example, when she is addicted to reading, she will not pay attention to herself no matter what she calls her. If he annoys Lan, he will send Li Jie directly to Antarctica to play with the penguins. Moreover, Lan is also very picky when eating, and doesn't like to eat many things.

And don't forget, the reason why Lan is called Lan is because she is a storm roaring in the Himalayas. Although the storm is mostly gentle now, there will be occasional attacks. For example, Li Jie confessed to Lan about Luo Ji (that is, Li Jie once lied that the second princess of Asgard loved him so much that he couldn't extricate himself). Although Lan was very magnanimous at the time, she didn't look angry at all, and she smiled and said to Li Jie that it was inevitable for men to play tricks outside.

But for a while later, Lan used the excuse of researching some new magic to ask Li Jie to help experiment with the power of the new magic. Those days were truly painful and unbearable. That's why Li Jie said to Sun Dasheng before: "I don't hit women." Of course, Sun Dasheng also cooperated and heheed twice.

Although Lan has these shortcomings, and occasionally likes to eat a little vinegar, she is still very cute. no one is perfect. When Li Jie needs it, Lan will always stand by his side, and will accompany him no matter what he goes through. For Li Jie, this is enough. This is the woman I love all my life, and also the woman I hope to accompany me through the rest of my life.

So Li Jie didn't want to mess up this marriage proposal, so he replied to Lan's question: "No, I didn't just think that the two of us were very good at that time."

Lan looked at Li Jie curiously: "Why?"

"Because it's only natural for a beautiful woman to match a handsome man?" Li Jie said solemnly. But Lan couldn't help laughing, and hit Li Jie twice: "You are really shameless."

"As long as being shameless can marry you, what can I do if I lose all my shame?" Li Jie is very serious now, he knelt down in front of Lan, and said very solemnly: "Marry me, Lan. "

Lan tilted his head, with a hidden smile on the corner of his mouth: "It's not romantic."

"Well?"

"I mean the ring! Idiot! There is a proposal without a ring! Don't look for it, the production of Coke here has been discontinued for many years. You can't use the pull ring on the Coke can as a ring." Lan clapped He patted Li Jie on the shoulder, reminding him to forget the most important thing.

Yeah, how can I propose without a ring? It's not that the ring needs to be expensive, but more importantly, it's a sense of ritual. Put on the ring, and you and I will be one person from now on. Li Jie's proposal came out of the blue, and he really didn't have a ring ready. But this didn't stop Li Jie from proposing, Li Jie had an idea and said: "Wait!"

A ring, isn't it just a ring. I have what I have! I am a ring collector! He has a mage ring on his hand, two special edition infinity gems, and he has the Ten Commandments of the Mandarin!

Li Jie took out the Ten Rings gloves made of the Ten Rings of the Mandarin Zhang Tong, and said to Lan: "Come on, you choose a color you like!" from. So the unprecedented marriage proposal scene appeared.

Li Jie held up a pair of gloves and the ten rings on them, and said loudly to Lan: "Ten rings will marry you for ten lives and ten lives!"

Lan's expression was weird, she should have been very moved, but Li Jie's current appearance made him want to laugh inexplicably. So Lan was moved and wanted to laugh at the same time, she also endured the pain very fortunately!

And at this moment, Strange pushed the door open and entered. Originally, he was talking about Green Light Energy, but as soon as he came in, he saw Li Jie kneeling on one knee and proposing to Lan. So he couldn't say anything, and the scene was a bit embarrassing.

"What, did I bother you?" Strange was about to burst into embarrassment.

"What do you think?" Li Jie smiled, but he was murderous.

"Oh, what. I left beforehand." Strange immediately exited the room and closed the door when he saw that the situation was not good. He let out a sigh of relief when he went out, but luckily he saw the opportunity quickly. If the marriage proposal is successful, everyone will be happy, if not, the ghost knows whether Nightcrawler will take the blame for the person who popped up suddenly.

And not long after Strange went out, Strange heard a cry from behind the door, as if a gorilla had successfully courted a mate.

Strange covered his face, then shook his head: "What's all this? I was originally a suave and lovable character, how did I get reduced to where I am today? What else do I need to do?" Listening to the gorilla cheering and roaring successfully, and then slowly eating dog food? That's right! It's all the fault of Thor!"