Chapter 1216 The Beginning of the Abyss (Tickets Required!)
Pain pain pain ~!
This was Li Jie's only thought after waking up. He felt like all the bones in his body were about to break. There is no place in the whole body that does not hurt. He recalled why he was in so much pain all over his body.
"Damn monkey, you are really narrow-minded!" Li Jie muttered to himself, he spoke in a very low voice for fear of being heard by some monkey.
"Aren't you afraid of being heard by that so-called monkey?" A sudden voice frightened Li Jie, and he jumped three feet high.
"Who!" Li Jie was so frightened that goose bumps all over his body.
"Look at you!" Lan, who was sitting on the side and reading a book, couldn't help but sigh: "Why did I fall in love with such a timid guy like you!"
Well, it turns out that Lan is here. Li Jie patted his chest to calm his breath: "I was scared to death, so it was you who came." Li Jie wanted to hug Lan when he was talking, but Lan just walked away. And he shook his head at Li Jie: "Don't hug me now."
"Eh? Didn't you come to Kunlun to see me?" Li Jie was a little taken aback.
"Yeah, I heard that you were injured, so I rushed here. I didn't expect you to be alive and well, and you don't look injured at all." Lan patted Li Jie's head with a book Said.
"Who said that! That big stick that was as thick as a grandson hit me in the face. You don't even know how much it hurts me!" The cabinets of large container trucks are so big.
Lan looked disgusted: "Is it just calling in your face?"
"OK!"
"Then why is there nothing wrong with your face?!"
What Lan said caught Li Jie's attention, and he touched his cheek. Eh! I was hit in the face with a stick as thick as Monkey King, how could I be fine? Lan also brought Li Jie a piece of glass, well, there was no disfigurement, not even a scratch on the skin.
"Eh? That's weird. He obviously hit me in the face. My whole body is in pain now. Why don't I have any scars on my face? On the contrary, I seem to be a little more handsome."
Pa~, Lan directly threw the mirror aside, and said: "Isn't this obvious."
"Huh? What do you mean?" Li Jie didn't know what Lan said.
Lan glanced at Li Jie, and after thinking about it, she decided to forget it and didn't want to talk about it. She just said, "Okay, it's good to see that you're all right."
"Yes, while I'm fine. Let's sneak away. This monkey is really small...um...not the prime minister." Li Jie chose his words carefully.
Lan: ... "You just ran away like that?"
"Don't run away and stay here and get beaten! Listening to Sun Dasheng's tone yesterday, it seems that he hasn't had enough beating yet. If he still comes, what should I do! So hurry up and pack up your things and run away!" Li Jie is really a very pragmatic person.
"Wow! I said, can you be a little manly!" Lan almost fainted.
"It's not masculine to fight to the death. Especially when you know you can't beat the opponent. We and Sun Dasheng are not enemies, so there is no need to fight to the end. It is also necessary to run away...cough...strategic shift." Li Jie really wanted to push Lan away after saying this. His whole body is in pain now, but it's strange to say that he is in such severe pain, but why is there nothing wrong with his face? Could it be that Sun Dasheng's strength has been controlled so terrifyingly?
Li Jie wanted to leave, but Lan had no intention of buying it. She patted Li Jie's head again with the book: "Let go of me. It's too embarrassing!"
"Huh? How embarrassing?"
"I came to Kunlun a few years ago!"
"so what?"
"At the beginning, there were many boys who pursued me here."
"Then?"
"I rejected them all. Then I met you and fell in love with you. Do you know that many people in Kunlun know that you are my boyfriend?"
"Huh?" Li Jie touched his chin: "So running away would be embarrassing?"
"It's too embarrassing, okay!" Lan showed a crazy look in front of Li Jie for the first time: "I always think that the boyfriend I chose is very good, and he is a person worthy of my pride and boast (Li Jie: Yes, That’s right.) Shut up! But it’s just a sparring with Sun Dasheng, just a sparring! He doesn’t really want to beat you and kill you. Just sparring once and you’re so scared that you run away.”
"Do you know what those boys here in Kunlun who once pursued me would say behind their backs?" Lan looked at Li Jie very seriously.
Li Jie scratched his hair: "It's nothing more than [Look, have you seen that female mage? The one named Lan is very beautiful. I have pursued her before, but she refused and found another one." A man. I didn’t say that, this Lan is blind. You look at the man she’s looking for, he has no manliness at all, he’s a bitch to die for.”
Li Jie really understands this sour grapes psychology very well. And Lan nodded: "Yes, it's not just that. This time I came to Kunlun again. Those boys who once pursued me are entangled again."
"They dare!" Li Jie was instantly angry.
"Wang didn't follow, so they naturally dared. And after hearing that you are my boyfriend, their enthusiasm is very high." Lan spread his hands.
"What do you mean? What is enthusiasm?" Li Jie had a bad premonition.
"You know this is Kunlun, right?"
"Um."
"Martial arts are very prosperous here."
"Um."
"So making friends with martial arts is also very common here, right?"
"Hmm. Mmm! Wait! What do you mean?" Li Jie felt as if he had fallen into a trap for no reason.
Lan patted Li Jie's head with the book for the third time: "To put it simply, they are all looking forward to competing with you. Of course, it's all competitions in the ring, and it's all just to the point. It won't be true. How is it?"
Li Jie narrowed his eyes: "But there are always winners and losers in martial arts competitions."
"Yeah." Lan nodded.
Li Jie: "It would be embarrassing if I lose."
"Yeah, yeah!" Lan nodded vigorously.
Li Jie: "That's what I can't lose."
"Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!" Lan nodded very vigorously.
Li Jie: x-on:%...&*
Li Jie felt as if he had fallen into something wrong. Are all the people in Kunlun so good at playing tricks? Do you even dare to cheat me, Nightcrawler? ! Li Jie patted his head and said, "Do you have to compare?"
Lan said faintly: "It's okay to not compare, at most it's just that I've been ridiculed for decades."
Li Jie: ...What else is there to say?
"Okay, let me rest for a few days to recover. Then let those who want to die come." Li Jie could only answer like this. When Lan heard this, she threw herself on Li Jie and kissed him hard: "Muma! Okay, I'll go out and make arrangements."
Li Jie touched the lip marks left by Lan on his face, and thought to himself: Hey~ I am still an ordinary man after all!
After Lan left Li Jie's room, Monkey King was already waiting for her in the corridor. Lan came out and nodded to Sun Wukong, indicating that everything was going according to plan.
Sun Wukong smiled, hehe, everything about this night crawler is fine. But it's just that sometimes it's too cowardly. He obviously practiced a set of extremely domineering sword techniques, but he used them coyly. And the actual combat experience is too little and too poor. He was clearly strong, but against him, he overthrew him with only twenty moves.
I was entrusted by Master Gu Yi, and I need to hone this stubborn stone. The so-called jade can't be crafted without cutting, and people don't know how to be polite if they don't teach. I am going to polish and polish this stubborn stone, so that it can become a piece of beautiful jade. Anyway, things in this world are already on the right track, and it doesn't have to be inseparable from Nightcrawler. Just now can hone him.
Let's hone him first from the Kunlun disciples, and by the way, let the Kunlun warriors brush up their levels. It should be good for young and outstanding disciples to brush all of them. Monkey King thought it was a good idea. And he swears in the name of the Queen Mother that this is all to hone the Nightcrawler, not at all because of his narrow-minded revenge. Absolutely not! The queen mother can testify on the Internet.
Of course, now that Heavenly Court is gone, I don't know if the Queen Mother will hear her oath. But it doesn't matter if you can't hear it, just say it silently in your heart.
Monkey King turned to leave and found Lei Gong and said, "Give me a roster of all the young and outstanding disciples of Kunlun's younger generation!"
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