Chapter 1240 Catch the Rabbit
"What are you doing?" Huang Lan asked pretending not to know anything, when Xiao Xueer and Anyou trembled slightly and turned their heads, she looked up at the sky - she remembered that rabbits It will do so from time to time, and this action can appear dazed and ignorant.
But Xiao Xue'er and An You, two little girls who didn't understand the amorous feelings, recovered from the shock, but they looked up and looked up, but they only saw the blue sky and solid clouds, not even a single bird. .
"Sister Huang Lan, what are you looking at? Is there a plane in the sky?" Xiao Xueer asked suspiciously.
"Now is not the time to pay attention to the plane!" Anyou quickly reminded softly, as if she hadn't looked up to find the plane just now.
Looking down at Huang Lan, there was no trace of panic on her face, and she calmly said: "Sister Huang Lan, when did you arrive? You came out from behind without saying hello, and almost startled us, you know? !"
"Oh, I just came up." Huang Lan looked at the expressions of the two girls carefully, obviously they were still worried about whether they would hear something, which also meant that the imitation of the rabbit spirit just now did not work any effect.
But she didn't mind either. She knew that as the dignified king of all beasts, she had become an elite, and she should sit on the throne and look down at all beings majestically. This kind of cuteness is really not suitable for her, and it can even be said that it does not match her temperament and appearance at all. It was not what she expected.
"Sister Huang Lan, you're not playing games down here, what are you doing here?" Anyou asked again inexplicably.
"Oh, I quit."
"Quit!! What quit!?"
"Quit the game, plan to quit for a few days!"
"No! When did you quit? Yesterday you said you would bring me this afternoon!" Anyou was stunned, and even forgot what she was thinking.
"I just quit, and all the games have been deleted." Huang Lan said.
"No!" An You still opened her mouth wide in surprise, as if she heard Huang Lan say that she had given up eating and urinating.
"It's true." Huang Lan still said casually.
"But why quit?"
"It's not a day or two for me to eat and drink here with Daoist Anyang and Sister Xiaoqian, and I owe them a great deal of favor. Since I have promised Sister Xiaoqian to help her take care of Daoist Anyang, of course I have to. I will try my best, and I can't let this stupid thing like games consume my energy!"
"But have you ever thought about it... Maybe sister Xiaoqian just said it casually?" Anyou said embarrassedly, feeling that Huang Lan was a little too serious.
"impossible!"
"I feel very..."
Before An You finished speaking, Xiao Xue'er stood behind her and slightly tugged at the corner of her clothes.
She suddenly stopped and continued to look at Huang Lan: "But even if you quit gaming, what are you doing upstairs, Sister Huang Lan? You don't want to practice body and vocal music with us!"
"I...I'll come up..." Huang Lan caught a glimpse of an orchid next to him and said, "I heard that Sister Xiaoqian's orchids upstairs are blooming very well, and they are all rare and rare species. So I wanted to come up and have a look and enjoy the flowers."
As she said that, she squatted down and took a sniff.
"Forehead???"
"what??"
Both of them looked at her with surprised eyes.
"Okay, the two people on the roof are always showing their affection, I can't bear to come up and get some sunshine." Huang Lan changed his words immediately.
"Huh! That's what it is."
"This statement is more in line with Sister Huang Lan's character."
"So what are you doing?" Huang Lan asked.
"Press your legs." An You said.
"But I seem to hear what you are saying, but I just didn't hear it clearly." Huang Lan wondered.
An You immediately became alert when she heard the words, and looked at Huang Lan calmly, until she was sure that she was really suspicious before she felt relieved - such a long contact also gave her some understanding of Huang Lan's character, and she knew that she was a straight-forward person. What kind of temperament, and extremely arrogant, should be disdainful of lying!
After all, people are not those legendary goblins. Generally speaking, their personalities are not so treacherous and changeable!
"Ah..." She turned her head quickly and kept winking at Xiao Xue'er, but Xiao Xue'er was pretending to be looking at the distant scenery and didn't notice her wink at all.
So Anyou secretly spit out in his heart, and had to support himself. After standing there for a long time, he said, "It's because Xueer and I saw a big rabbit-like animal in the back mountain, and we were discussing when to go. Take it back for dinner!"
After finishing speaking, she couldn't help but praise her wit.
With elder sister Huang Lan's carefree personality, she shouldn't doubt her words, right? And maybe she will be very interested in this rabbit she made up.
she thinks.
Huang Lan was stunned for a while, but still said: "There are many animals such as rabbits on this mountain. For example, we have one over there."
"Really? But this is a wild rabbit, the kind that can be eaten. It's different from pet rabbits, and it's more delicious than domestic ones." Anyou continued to follow his instructions.
"Oh." Huang Lan nodded and turned to look at the hope in An You's eyes. She was stunned for a long time before she lowered her head and said, "Then...then what do you think...? With all due respect, it is very difficult for you mortals to catch rabbits unless you have a wealth of hunting experience and use tools such as hounds, traps, and bows and arrows."
"But if Sister Huang Lan is there, it's just a mere rabbit, it should be easy to catch, right?" An You continued to ask.
"Of course!" Huang Lan took it for granted, perhaps feeling a little admiration in An You's tone, she seemed a little complacent. Fortunately, she still maintained some sense, "I'm afraid it's a little bit bad if you go to the back mountain this day. You guys with thin skin and tender meat, let alone encounter any small animals, even if you are caught by thorns, you will still have a few conspicuous blood marks. There will also be fungi and mold in the woods, which can easily induce allergies and rashes.”
"But Sister Huang Lan, you..." An You looked at her short shorts and tight-fitting camisole, which outlined her exaggerated figure and exposed a lot of skin, "You seem to be wearing less clothes than us."
"Cut! Can I be compared with you! I think I was a tiger back then... My skin is better than a bulletproof vest!"
"Then when do we leave?"
"Where did you see the rabbit?"
"There!" Anyou suddenly pointed to the building, "around the old house."
"Ah? Are you going there?" Huang Lan was surprised.
"What? Is there anything I can't go there?" An You's eyes flashed, looking at Huang Lan's expression.
"There's nothing you can't go to, it's just... just a little disgusting." Huang Lan twitched the corners of his mouth.
"Why is it disgusting?"
"Anyway, little girls like you can't stand it."
"Impossible!" Anyou said suddenly, "Even if Xueer can't stand it, I can! I'm a down-to-earth rural person, and I never saw anything in the countryside when I was a child!"
"Is it?"
"Yeah, do I want to popularize things like dry toilets and biogas digesters for you?"
"I'm not from the city." Huang Lan said lightly, as an ancient goblin, she showed disdain for these gadgets, "Well, but you still have to get dressed, I'll go. Find something, and then let's go out and hunt rabbits!"
"Okay, okay!" Anyou said suddenly.
As she said that, she reached out and pulled Xiao Xueer behind her, and Xiao Xueer immediately showed a look of anticipation.
Huang Lan smiled and walked downstairs.
Although Sister Xiaoqian will not start her retreat until tomorrow, she doesn't need her to solve problems for fellow Daoist Anyang, but it doesn't seem to be necessary, just practice!
Let her handle this matter!
After Huang Lan went downstairs, he found that Anyou was dragging Xiao Xueer to rummage upstairs, so he leaned into Anyang's ear and told the situation just now, and finally added: "Don't worry about this matter, Leave it to this king to settle it for you!"
Anyang couldn't help laughing, he laughed directly, and couldn't help but ask, "What are you going to do?"
So Huang Lan adjusted a more comfortable posture for her—almost lying on the back of the sofa Anyang was sitting on, leaning forward to make the pair of murder weapons more eye-catching, making the waist appear more narrow and powerful, from If you look from behind, you can still see the raised buttocks, which is very powerful at first glance. Even with the innate condition of one in 100,000,000 plus the fact that he was born in the gym, he would not be able to develop such a figure.
After listening to her finish the plan, Anyang burst into laughter again.
"Okay, don't laugh, your sister and your concubine are going down, I'll go first." Huang Lan stood up and walked out.
Anyang's expression was stunned for a moment, then stunned.
What does little concubine mean?
Before he could question Huang Lan, Huang Lan walked out of the door, and then An You and Xiao Xue'er walked upstairs and down.
I saw that they did not know where to find a set of spring and autumn clothes and trousers to put on. It looked like they were wearing more than one layer. They wrapped their bodies tightly and wore masks on their faces. When they saw Anyang, they said: "Yes Shoe covers? Lend me a messenger."
"You... what are you doing?" Anyang pretended to be completely ignorant. "Are you going to fight a biochemical gas battle? Do you want a gas mask or something?"
"Oh, stop talking nonsense, the shoe cover, I will pay you if it breaks!" An You frowned.
"...You don't feel bored on a hot day!" Anyang got up and said, "But I'm curious, how did you convince Xue'er to play this mentally handicapped game with you?"
"It's so hot in the morning! There are grandparents wearing down jackets outside!" An You said.
"...I'll go look for you." Anyang said.
"Let me find it, I know where it is." Comrade Xiaoqian grabbed him and walked to the warehouse.
Anyou suddenly changed her face, and said sweetly and sweetly: "It's better to be Sister Xiaoqian, not like some people..."
Anyang rolled her eyes at her and asked, "What are you crazy about in the early morning? Do you want to search for dragons or go to the forest to pick mushrooms?"
"none of your business!"