Chapter 1270 I Treat You as a Comrade-in-Arms, but You...
Anyang listened to her rhetorical question with reason and evidence, and her attitude was so strong, she couldn't help but weaken her arrogance, and asked in a low voice, "What do you mean..."
Huang Lan said solemnly, "Answer me!"
"..." Anyang felt that the previous sentence seemed a little unreasonable, Xiao Xueer also said that she thought it was the sound from the laptop, and she couldn't take a leisurely wash when she was worried about herself. Taking a shower, the logic behind it is more rigorous.
So he said confidently: "Of course it's the latter one! But what do you mean?!"
"Humph, what do you mean by asking me..." Huang Lan sneered, "You think my cat's hearing is not as good as canine's on the surface, but our hearing is really worse than theirs? Why did this king hear clearly when he was still heating milk downstairs, do you want this king to recite your words to you? So you called Xue Er because you were worried about her, just to make sure she was safe. of??"
"..." Anyang lowered his head and silently took a sip of milk, "This temperature is about the same as the normal temperature in summer. How exactly do you heat milk?"
"Naturally, take it out of the refrigerator and put it on the table, and it will heat up by itself..." Huang Lan said subconsciously, then suddenly paused, looked at Anyang angrily, pounced on him with his teeth and claws, and pressed him on the On the bed, "You despise the level of this king's hot milk, and you also fool this king's IQ!"
"I...I didn't..."
"How dare you make excuses!" Huang Lan sat on his stomach, pressing his chest firmly with one hand, while the other hand stretched out sharp nails in the shape of claws and stayed above his face threateningly, gritted his teeth and said, "Don't move. Topic! You better honestly admit your mistakes to this king and explain your crimes well, and this king can consider whether to bypass you, a philanderer who is messing around with other heterosexuals when your spouse is not around!"
"Strange, what does it have to do with you..."
"You're still so calm!!" Huang Lan couldn't help it, and even the four tiger teeth stretched a little, pressing him like a pounce on his prey, "Sister Xiaoqian has only left for a few days, and you are so dishonest. , as your revolution..."
As she was talking, she found that Anyang's eyes flickered to the side, and the side was indeed a little strange, so her voice weakened, and she glanced to the side with her own sidelight, only to find that the side appeared inexplicably and strangely. Someone, someone who wasn't here before.
brush!
She turned over in a flash, lay on the other side of the bed, and looked at this mysterious visitor.
Actually... it's still that little fox! !
The little fox had an expressionless face, and changed from the previous dress of pink shorts and a small pure white t-shirt to a set of light blue and white pajamas with many red fox heads, still staring at himself, even changing with his position He tilted his head slightly and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing? Why are you still not sleeping so late, come here..."
"I'm here to deliver the cow..." Huang Lan was stunned, changed his tone, gritted his teeth and roared, "You ask me, I want to ask you! What are you doing here if you don't sleep at night! And if you can walk? Can't make a sound that I can hear!"
"I'm here... over here to warm the bed."
Seeing the little fox speaking weakly, Huang Lan glanced at fellow Daoist Anyang with a cowardly look on his face for a moment. She was overjoyed, but when she saw the little fox turned to her, her face became expressionless again, and looking at that look, she didn't know what was going on, and she always felt much more stubborn than usual! This inexplicable change in attitude always made her feel that this little fox was insulting herself! !
At this time, the little fox said, "Why are you lying on top of him again?"
"You little fox is sick! Come over to warm the bed on a hot day, you can come over and sleep next to him, won't you allow me to lie down for a while!" Huang Lan roared!
Xiaochan: "..."
She turned her head and glanced weakly at Anyang, climbed onto the bed and sat on the edge of the bed, and looked at Huang Lan silently.
Huang Lan: "..."
"Is it alright for this king to hit the floor!" She said, she took out her bedding roll from the closet next to her, spread it on the ground neatly, and then sat cross-legged on her bedding roll with an angry and expressionless face. Xiaochan looked at each other.
The next morning, the weather was fine again.
On the hangers in the room, in addition to a set of men's summer clothes, there is also a set of small pajamas with many thumb-sized red fox heads, and the pajamas are also covered with a set of women's sports vest and shorts. Anyang lay on the bed and opened his eyes, a furry little fox curled up beside him, and under the bed curled up a human-shaped tigress, covered with a quilt.
"call……"
He exhaled.
The little fox next to him suddenly opened his eyes, got out of the warm quilt, and let out a low voice, probably getting up to cook, and turned his head to look at the hanger.
Immediately, it was stunned.
Anyang tilted his head suspiciously, and was stunned for a moment.
Huang Lan's clothes... When were they hung up? To actually shamelessly put Xiaochan's pajamas...
Wait, that's not the point!
The point is that Daoist Huang Lan actually took off his clothes? Meaning she's naked now! !
this is too scary!
How can you be so careless!
Although small animals don't like to wear clothes, let alone when they sleep, Anyang can understand this. He likes to sleep naked, but Daoist Huang Lan, the dignified king of beasts, sleeps naked in front of his face. Shameless!
"No, this can't be done!"
Anyang immediately turned from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, wanting to teach this tigress spirit! !
However, Huang Lan tightly covered the quilt, only showing a slender calf from the side, which made him feel a lot of regret, even a little sad.
"Not only sleeping naked, but also sleeping naked under a quilt!"
"As a revolutionary comrade-in-arms, I have an obligation to help her get rid of these bad habits!"
Anyang lay on the edge of the bed and stared at Huang Lan. From the bulge on the quilt, she could see the outline of her body shrunk into a ball, with only half of her head exposed. It was obvious that there was a pillow but no pillow, which made people ... inexplicable. There is an urge to lie down and press down.
Feeling malicious, Huang Lan woke up, and under the quilt, her body moved, a hand stretched out from the inside and rubbed her sullen eyes with the back of her hand, raised her head and stared up in a daze.
"what!"
She saw a head, a face staring at her!
Horror movie! Scared the tiger to death!
She didn't even think about it, she instinctively waved her hand to grab the face with a slap, her fingernails flashing coldly!
Brush it!
scoff!
Heart-piercing pain from my fingertips!
"Uuuu..." Huang Lan felt that her nails were about to break off, and the stimulation made her wake up. Only then did she realize that the face was actually her revolutionary comrade-in-arms, and she couldn't help but be stunned.
"Fellow Daoist Anyang early in the morning, you were lying on top and only showing your head, what the hell is this king? And why are you so thick-skinned, this king's claws... your nails are about to be broken by you! Saying that you can Why don't you hide, do you want to see this king's joke!" Huang Lan glared at Anyang and said like a machine gun, but she suddenly felt that there was a trace of regret in Anyang's eyes.
What the hell is this! Did you see it wrong?
At this time, Anyang sighed, and then said slowly: "Daoist Huang Lan, the habit of sleeping naked is actually good and can be maintained, but there is no need to cover the quilt on such a hot day, I can turn off the air conditioner if you feel cold. "
"Ah?" Huang Lan was a little stunned.
"Also, cats react quickly, which is a good thing, but didn't your instinctive reaction suddenly jump up to the ceiling? I think this habit is quite good, and there is no need to change it to waving paws."
"Eh?" Huang Lan was still confused, "What are you talking about?"
"Nothing." Anyang retracted his head.
Anyway, at the moment when he just waved his claws, he actually saw so much through the gaps in the quilt.
That's really big.
Huang Lan felt that he was a little inexplicable. He frowned and looked down. Suddenly, he understood everything, and subconsciously grabbed the quilt and pressed it against his chest to block it.
"!!!"
As soon as she stretched out her hand and swiped her clothes, she slid into the quilt and began to put them on. At the same time, her heart was heavy. She never imagined that her trusted revolutionary comrade-in-arms would be such a person. As the king of all beasts, she would never go around passed him!
This king treats you as a comrade-in-arms, and you want to peek at this king!
Soon, she got dressed, sat up and saw the little fox swooping over to the bathroom with her little clothes in her mouth, she got up and jumped—
boom!
She pressed on Anyang, her body was surging with a strong murderous aura, her eyes glowed fiercely, and she glared at Anyang.
"Fellow Daoist Anyang, it is tolerable or unbearable. As your revolutionary comrade-in-arms, this king is obliged to help you correct these bad faults, so this king must let you... uh!" As she was talking, she was suddenly stunned. Next, the words in his mouth stopped abruptly, he turned his head to look at a hand on his shoulder, then lowered his head and looked at Anyang more angrily, "Friend Anyang, what are you doing!"
"Don't you just want to lie on top of me and hug me? Let you lie down, just stop arguing, I want to squint for a while." Anyang said lightly.
"You're talking nonsense..."
Huang Lan turned her head to look at a hand on her waist, faintly feeling that there was something hot and hard behind the quilt, which made her face turn red instantly, and subconsciously shouted angrily: "I'm yours. Revolutionary comrades-in-arms!"
"...It's just a normal physiological response."
"I don't believe your nonsense!"
"Don't believe you Baidu, all human men are like this."
"Then what happened to this hand!!"
"...I just want to remind you, stop arguing."
"I……"
At this time, Xiaochan, who had re-formed into a human form and was dressed, still stood beside her and looked at her. She had a small toothbrush in her mouth and a small blue towel around her neck. Expressionless, he suddenly reached out and took off the small toothbrush.
"What are you doing?" she asked quietly.
Huang Lan: "..."
This little fox is not crazy!
She looked up and down what the little fox was wearing, and had a positive answer in her heart.
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