My Time Travel Phone

Chapter 1303

When Anyou was visiting the imperial capital, Anyang was always busy and hardly rested during the day.

But Rabbit Jing and Huang Lan were not only idle, but also fought non-stop, and even took Xiao Chan to lie down. It seemed that as soon as Anyang didn't look at them, they no longer had to tolerate each other, and all kinds of conflicts broke out one after another.

Huang Lan sat on the bed in the bedroom, with his arms around his chest, swaying with Erlang's legs crossed, his slender and tight legs pressed against each other, but his eyes were cold, staring at the rabbit opposite.

"You idiot rabbit still dare to despise this king! This king still despises you! You think this king is willing to lie on the same bed with you at night, but it's not because you are thick-skinned that you have to turn into a big white rabbit to rub the bed and sneak in You turned into a humanoid in the middle of the night, do you think this king doesn't even know about your little tricks? It's just that you ignore you, don't get too carried away!"

"Then don't sleep with me! It makes me have nightmares every night." Rabbit counterattacked in a slow manner.

"Hey, you rabbit, how do you talk!" Huang Lan's eyebrows suddenly twitched, and the shock of the tiger on his body shocked the rabbit spirit, but it didn't make her flinch.

After a pause, Huang Lan said again, "Do you think this king is willing to squeeze with you two little animals because he has a comfortable floor and does not fight? It's not because of you! And you, a vixen, what are you looking at? Look! Look! Don't pretend to be pitiful with this king here. This king still doesn't know the virtues of your family. It's the most prone to estrus! The two of you have been thinking about hooking up with Anyang Daoist friends all day long, if it weren't for this king Every day and night, you worked hard to protect the chastity of fellow Daoist Anyang, but you two have already succeeded!"

The little fox narrowed his eyes and said nothing.

On the other hand, Rabbit Jing pondered for two minutes before finally organizing the language and saying, "You are too embarrassed to say that, you have done more than we did. You lie on him every day!"

"That's... that's one of this king's means of protection. If it wasn't for this king lying on top of him, you might not be able to do anything!"

"Cut! You just want to lie on him!"

"This king is not!"

"You are!"

"This king is not!"

"You just like lying on him!"

"This king doesn't like it!"

"Then don't lie down!"

"This king..." Huang Lan paused, licked his dry lips, and said, "This king wants to lie down!"

"You just like lying on him!"

"What if the king likes it!"

"You...you just want to lie on him!"

"What does this king think!" Huang Lan stood up and walked in front of her, looking at her condescendingly, "You kind of jump up and bite this king to death!"

"I...I don't eat tigers." Rabbit Jing's tone suddenly weakened, and he said cowardly for a long time, "With us here, you will be uncomfortable, right?"

"It's none of your business!" Huang Lan snorted coldly.

"I... we can discuss it." Rabbit Jing stammered, raised his head and blinked at her.

"How to negotiate?"

"You lie down to convince us, and we both are comfortable."

"Speak! It's so frustrating!" Huang Lan rolled his eyes in disdain, "It's no wonder your rabbits are so weak and grumbling!"

"You lie on your back, we'll beat ours, let's not rush together." Rabbit Jing said softly, "This way you are good, I am good, um, the little fox is also good."

"Really?" Huang Lan was slightly taken aback.

The little fox lowered his head and said nothing, clasping his nails.

"So you mean that we are separated, one day belongs to you and one day belongs to me? It's not good for us to divide up fellow Daoist Anyang! After all, fellow Daoist Anyang belongs to his wife. Although his wife is not here, you don't need to ask him. opinion?"

"It's moaning." Rabbit Jing said in a low voice, raised his head and glanced at Huang Lan, then lowered his head in fear, and his voice became even lower, "Sister Moji Xiaoqian will be back, and then the time will come. If we can't stand it, neither can you!"

"Hey, when did you stupid rabbit become so smart, it's almost catching up with this king's... one tenth."

"grinding chirping..."

"Humph!" Huang Lan snorted coldly, "Then how do you divide it!"

"This is a good score, let me think about it..." Rabbit Jing lowered his head and thought for a while before asking again, "Do you want to divide it according to the number of weeks or the number of numbers?"

"How to divide by number?"

"Number one belongs to you, number two belongs to the little fox." Rabbit said slyly, licking his mouth and stopped talking.

"Huh? What about the others?"

"The rest belong to me." Rabbit Jing said softly and firmly.

After speaking, she raised her head and glanced at Huang Lan, then at Xiaochan, and immediately shivered.

I saw that Huang Lan's face became ashen, and the little fox who lowered his head also raised his head.

"No... can't you?" Rabbit Spirit asked uncertainly, his voice also hesitant.

"Are you a fool to be the king!?" Huang Lan asked in a deep voice, gritted his teeth.

Rabbit Spirit stared at her and blinked twice.

"No!" Huang Lan shook his head decisively and said, "It's so unfair to us, how do you tell me how to divide it according to the number of weeks! If it doesn't work, we can only divide it again!"

"By the number of weeks..." Rabbit Jing's voice was somewhat reluctant, and he lowered his head and thought for a long time before saying, "Monday belongs to you, Tuesday belongs to the little fox, and the rest belong to me."

"You bunny, you want to die, don't you!" Huang Lan said, "Monday belongs to you, Tuesday belongs to the little fox, and the rest belong to me."

"Huh?" Rabbit Jing was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and thought, "No, I'm at a loss."

"Then I'm at a loss for what you did just now!"

"But... I'm not at a loss." Rabbit Jing said hesitantly, and after thinking for a while, he finally came up with a compromise plan, saying, "Monday and Tuesday belong to you, Wednesday belongs to the little fox, and the rest belong to me. "

"No! It's back to the little fox on Monday, and we'll share the remaining six days!" Huang Lan said decisively.

"Huh?" Rabbit Jing was stunned again, and then nodded stiffly, the idea seemed to be good.

Xiaochan, on the other hand, stared at the two of them with wide black and white eyes with a dazed expression.

"What do you think? Little fox." Huang Lan turned to look at Xiaochan and asked for her opinion.

"How is it? Little fox." Rabbit Jing also turned his head.

Xiaochan pursed her lips slightly, with a slightly aggrieved expression, but she still didn't speak, only looked at Rabbit Jing.

Suddenly, Rabbit Jing's eyes were dazed, but after a while, he regained his clarity.

"I don't think this is good. It's unfair to the beautiful and lovely Hu Xiaochan, but our time is limited, and sister Xiaoqian may come back at any time. So let's do it, yesterday seems to be Thursday, we slept together, then we will be on Thursday. It's still good to be together, the other six days are three people alone for two days, and you are not allowed to tell Sister Xiaoqian." She said in an orderly manner.

"Hey, is your stupid rabbit speaking so coherently?" Huang Lan frowned and wondered, then his eyes showed thinking, "But what you said really makes sense..."

"That's it," said Rabbit Spirit.

"It always feels like something is wrong." Huang Lan tilted her head slightly, but she couldn't remember.

Suddenly, the Rabbit Spirit jolted, and just after regaining his senses, he was still a little confused when he saw Huang Lan patted his shoulder and said, "Okay, since that's the case, let's do it like this!"

She nodded quickly, showing a charming smile.

If Anyang knew that these two rabbit spirits and tigress spirits, who were not online with IQs and had wrong views, actually divided him up evenly during the quarrel, he would probably not know whether to laugh or cry. But unless he was there, even if he listened to someone's narration, he would never have imagined that his introverted, cute, diligent and down-to-earth maid actually played an important role in it.

Night fell quickly, and the imperial capital was bathed in darkness again, but the neon gave the city and its people a new light.

Anyang has not been dealing with government affairs all the time, even though many regulations that require His Majesty the Emperor to personally decide are already piled high in his office, he does not overdo it.

He has been busy thinking about the distribution and decentralization of power. He has to take into account the balance of trade-offs and distribution, as well as the mutual constraints and future stability of various power agencies. After all, this group of people who are about to take power are only mortals.

Although he is tired now, he knows that as long as he finishes this matter, all the documents that are piled up in the office will not need his signature, and he does not need to worry about it. All these things are dealt with.

Back for a shower, he put on a bathrobe, tightened the straps, and put on panties to prevent a cat from falling asleep and unknowingly slipping in—there was precedent for that.

But when he walked over to the bed and looked at it, he frowned.

A small lump bulged under the quilt.

"Huh? Isn't it usually three lumps?" Anyang knew at a glance that there was a big white rabbit under the quilt, so he walked over, lifted the quilt and lay on the bed, asking, "Why is there only you in the quilt? Ah, and a cat and a fox?"

"They're not coming." Rabbit Spirit said the line that he had been thinking about for a long time, "They don't like you anymore."

"That's it." Anyang nodded, reached into the bed and picked up the little white rabbit, "Tell me, what conspiracy did you use to deceive them?"

"I... no." The rabbit let him carry it without struggling, not even moving, like a stuffed doll.

"Come on, I won't scold you."

"I'm so sleepy...I want to sleep."

"..." Anyang twitched the corners of his mouth, "When did you look so smart!"

"I've always been smart."

"Then why were you so stupid before..."

"Cleverness is hidden." Rabbit Jing whispered, she broke free from his hand when she was not moving, and suddenly got into the bed again, lying on top of him like Huang Lan.

When Anyang smiled bitterly, the rabbit had suddenly turned into a human shape, and lay on top of him and hugged him. Most of her body is naked, and her head is burrowed out of the quilt, with a pair of long and soft bunny ears on her head, and below is a sweet and innocent face with a fatal temptation.

A pair of red and pure gem-like eyes stared at him and blinked: "The tigress is not here today."

Anyang suddenly smiled helplessly.

Where did you learn this from?

Could it be a skill that naturally awakens with growth?

Eh, it may not be possible for other fairies, but for this rabbit fairie whose setting is to overthrow the world, it is really possible!

"You kiss me." Rabbit Spirit said, a snow-white and smooth hand stretched into his clothes along the gap in the chest of the bathrobe, and the other hand grabbed the knot tied by the belt around his waist, Pull it gently, as if very skilled.

How could Anyang resist this temptation, and Huang Lan was not by his side, he didn't even have the last excuse.

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