My Time Travel Phone

Chapter 1255 This King Condescends to Warm the Bed for You

"What's the matter! When I walked around the rivers and lakes with fellow Daoist Anyang, didn't we all huddle together at night!" Huang Lan couldn't understand the thoughts of these stupid humans.

"It's not the same as playing games all night."

"What's the difference!" Huang Lan frowned and looked at the very attractive Xiao Xue'er, but unfortunately she was not human.

"Anyway...it's not the same."

"Ah, I see, you don't think I'm going to do something to your brother Anyang, do you?" Huang Lan suddenly realized, staring at the human in disbelief, "Then I have to say that you really think too much, young man, This king will not be willing to degenerate to the point of devoting himself to a promise, this king will build the floor! And this king has checked, and all the maids in ancient times did this."

"Sister Huang Lan, why do you have to learn maid?"

"It's not that this king wants to learn maidservant, this king is willing to surrender for the sake of love and commitment, this is a virtue that is worth your admiration!"

"Okay, okay, I see, Sister Huang Lan, thank you for your hard work." Xiao Xueer was very depressed.

At this time, Anyang finally couldn't help it and said: "Daoist Huang Lan, isn't there a room for you here? You can live in your own room, why do you have to come and squeeze with me, making me look like a heinous person. It's like a big landlord, it's already the 21st century, and you're still so feudal."

"This is not called feudalism, this is called openness."

"...So you also know that this is called openness. It's not good for a lonely man and a widow to live in the same room at night?"

"What's wrong?" Huang Lan responded to him with doubtful eyes, expressing that he really had a hard time understanding the strange brain circuits of your human beings, or the dirty thoughts.

"What if you shake and shake in front of me, I'm full of blood, and I'm sick?" Anyang said embarrassedly.

"Then I can learn Chinese massage."

"no!"

"Why not..." Before Huang Lan finished speaking, he saw Xiaochan's figure appearing in the corridor on the second floor, and immediately stretched out and said, "Friend Anyang, this king has already put the bath water for you. Now, you can go take a bath, you seem to have a habit of drinking warm milk that you have cultivated since you were a child, right, wait, this king will go get you a glass of milk."

With that, she walked to the kitchen.

Xiao Xueer watched her back gradually leave, and then looked at Anyang with a funny face: "Brother Anyang, isn't Sister Huang Lan a little... too persistent."

Anyang sighed, his face full of helplessness: "I know what you want to say. The brain circuits of their non-human creatures are indeed different from our normal people. Be careful not to be heard by her, otherwise she will attack. It's not easy to coax, but Xiaochan is the cutest in comparison..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the rabbit spirit leaning on his shoulder shook his hand dissatisfiedly: "I'm cute too."

"Yes, you are cute too..."

Xiao Xueer couldn't help laughing again, and said, "Sister Rabbit's focus seems a bit strange, if Sister Huang Lan heard what Brother Anyang said before, she would probably be angry because you said she was an inhuman being. , how will Brother Anyang coax her then?"

"What else can I do, pretend I didn't hear it, it's impossible to reach out and touch her head." Anyang stretched out his hand and touched Rabbit Jing's head, her hair was soft.

Xiao Xue'er smiled sweetly again, looking at the Rabbit Spirit leaning on Anyang as if in a daze, with inexplicable envy in her eyes.

About half an hour later, Anyang finished taking a shower, wearing a pair of big pants that Huang Lan had complained about being too revealing, wearing a pure white cotton T-shirt that fit, watching Huang Lan bring a cup of warm milk, twitched the corners of his mouth: "By the way, are you really going to make a floor in my room tonight? In that case, you don't plan to marry in the future, do you..."

"Marriage?" Huang Lan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly blushed, "There is food and drink here, why do you want to marry?"

"Is that all you want?"

"No, there is still freedom."

"anything else?"

"What more! Aren't cats all looking for these things?"

"Okay...that makes sense."

"Stop babbling, put the cup on the bedside table after drinking the milk, and I'm going out." Huang Lan gave him a cold look before walking out.

With a click, the door opened and slammed shut again.

"Huh!" Anyang exhaled a long breath, took a sip of milk, and sat on the bed in a daze.

He really thought that Huang Lan was going to lay a floor with him. It turned out that he was just talking about it. It seems that this tigress still knows what to do.

Just as he was thinking, the door suddenly opened again.

Xiaochan raised her hand to hold the doorknob, stood at the door weakly, hesitated for a moment, then walked in with very light steps, and saw Anyang sitting on the bed drinking milk at a glance.

Anyang was speechless: "Why are you here to join in the fun?"

"Warm the bed." Xiaochan said softly.

"I heard it right? It's still warm in summer!"

"Then..." Xiaochan was stunned for a while, cowardly not knowing what to say.

Some images of what she had experienced flashed in her small head: they were still in Shenzhou World at that time, the scholar had just gone to the back mountain to clean up the six evil monsters, and when he came back, he carried her to the room, she was completely frightened shocked. She was dragged into the room in a daze and did not dare to struggle. She didn't show a look of horror until she was thrown onto the bed, but by this time the door was closed, as if her life was cut off.

"No, no, I... I'm still young, don't do this!" She shouted at the time, but she felt powerless to resist, so she had to change to an expedient measure, "Please, I'm still young, wait until I grow up to serve How are you, don't do this!"

However, the scholar just wanted to ask her about the art of transformation...

But it was because of this casual remark that she kept concealing the fact that she was not small, but she didn't expect that she would not hide it in the end, and she was still exposed now.

"You...what do you want to..."

She lowered her head and said softly, her long hair almost covering her butt and most of her small face.

She still knew what the maid should do, but she was still very afraid, full of fear of the unknown, and she was completely unprepared.

"Ah?" Anyang looked at her in amazement.

"You little bean sprouts are here to join in the fun, don't you think this place is not messy enough?"

"I...I can grow bigger." Xiaochan's voice was like a mosquito.

"Gulu!" Thinking of the charming and green seduction she had when she became her normal form, Anyang couldn't help swallowing, but in the end reason prevailed, "Don't, I won't do it after you grow older. I dare to guarantee your safety, tonight I already feel that my head is too big, I finally let Daoist Huang Lan go back, so don't meddle in it."

At this moment, he heard the door open again, and Huang Lan's voice came from the door: "Daoyou Anyang, are you calling me, I seem to hear you read my name, who are you talking to... …”

Her voice stopped abruptly, and the conversation changed: "Little fox, what are you doing here?"

As she spoke, she walked towards the bed.

Anyang was about to ask her why she was back, but as soon as the words reached her throat, she saw her walking in with a quilt, a blanket and a pillow, and a rolled up tatami mattress on her shoulders. It looks... like a refugee who has moved with his family, and all his possessions are just these bedding rolls.

She glared at Xiaochan before throwing everything under Anyang's bed with a bang.

Anyang opened his mouth wide and was completely stunned.

"Fellow Daoist Huang Lan, are you serious?"

"Of course, a gentleman's words are hard to follow. Could it be that fellow Daoist Anyang thinks that my dignified king of beasts is the kind of person who breaks his word and goes back on his word?"

"I don't mean that. I just think that you, the dignified king of all beasts, have a floor. It's really indecent. Why don't you go to the next room. At least you have a bed worthy of your status, and you can be decent."

"No! Then I'll betray your wife's trust! And in order to take care of my friend and the entrustment of my friend's wife, I don't hesitate to surrender my identity to lay a floor. Isn't this the best illustration of this king's noble personality?" Huang Lan yawned and looked at Anyang and said, "And if you really think about me, you can come and sleep on the floor, and this king will be ready in your bed."

"..." The strange brain circuit of this female fairy has made him speechless, the diversity of creatures is really strange.

Huang Lan moved very quickly. First, she spread the tatami on the floor, then her royal blanket, then threw the pillow and quilt on it, and clapped her hands: "You're done!"

Anyang: "..."

"Little fox, what are you still doing here, and what tricks have you come up with to grab my job?"

"I... warm the bed." Xiaochan felt at a loss for a while.

"Warm the bed?!" Huang Lan frowned immediately, glanced at Xiaochan, and then hesitantly glanced at Anyang sitting on the bed, "I didn't expect Daoist Anyang to be so corrupted, ah ah ah, Where is the fellow Daoist Anyang who traveled with me in the world of Shenzhou and killed the Quartet!! Anyway, since you want someone to warm the bed, this king will never allow this little fox to do it, then this king will condescend …”

"Stop! Who have you seen warming the bed on a hot day?"

"Well, I'm also wondering, but I think this may be some kind of formalism of a wealthy family, or your unique personal hobby. It's not impossible." Huang Lan said so, and looked at Xiaochan again. , "Listen, this king can solve anything, just go back obediently!"

"I..." Xiaochan bowed her head and stood on the spot.

"Huh? Could it be that you don't want to leave?" Huang Lan said angrily.

"Sister Xiaoqian said it." Xiaochan said in a low voice, still didn't move, and peeked at Anyang with a red face.

"Ah! It's really a stupid fox. Sister Xiaoqian is just looking at you and making a joke with you. You are so stupid and serious!" Huang Lan said with contempt.

When the situation was stalemate, there was a sudden and impolite slap at the door: "Anyang!"

It's Anyou!

Anyang's face suddenly changed slightly.

Huang Lan was also stunned for a while, seeing his face change, she was clearly righteous, but she also became nervous, ran into the toilet and closed the door, leaving behind the bedding she just laid.

Anyang: "..."

Xiaochan also stood there blankly, at a loss.

Anyang was helpless, he waved his hand to put away the bedding roll, and when he was about to transfer the little fox to her room, he found that she looked around in a panic, and actually lifted Anyang's quilt and drilled into it, and the quilt collapsed in an instant. down.

"..."

Anyang could only feel the extra set of small clothes in the quilt, and then a small furry thing shrank in it and shivered slightly.

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