Chapter 1331 Ace Pilot Defeated

Snapped!

Lu Yu smiled slightly, threw away the melon seed husk in his hand contentedly, and slapped his hands fiercely in front of all the soldiers on the farm, making a crisp knocking sound.

The applause was like giving orders. At the moment it sounded, all the ducks in the battle raised their necks, their movements were uniform, and their small eyes were bright, emitting spiritual brilliance.

The moment the applause fell, a duck standing at the head of the line suddenly let out a high-pitched cry: "Gah!"

Although Song Kaifei couldn't understand what it was saying, two words were automatically translated in his mind.

Duck!

Sure enough, the next moment all the ducks were flapping their wings. With their fat bodies and short legs, they were extremely agile when they charged, swaying from side to side, and rushed towards Song Kaifei overwhelmingly, sending duck feathers flying all over the sky.

Song Kaifei was dumbfounded, and screamed strangely: "Emma, ​​didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become spirits?"

"You bastard!"

He glared and scolded, expressing his resentment extremely strongly, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was taken aback by the overwhelming momentum of the charge, and couldn't help but take two steps back.

Hundreds of female ducks charged forward and sounded the war horn. Even Song Kaifei was bluffed by the indomitable momentum.

Just as he was stunned, he was already rushed over by a swarm of ducks and surrounded him.

The leading female ducks flapped their wings and soared up, taking advantage of this charging momentum, they pecked at Song Kaifei viciously with their sharp beaks.

The other ducks surrounded Song Kaifei, using the method of guerrilla warfare to harass him, and cooperated with the leading fighting ducks to poke his toes and calves.

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, being bullied by ducks, Song Kaifei completely gave up.

He roared angrily, and was just about to raise his leg and kick over to knock down some of them.

As a result, Jiang Hao, who was standing by and watching the battle, shouted distressedly before his legs were raised: "Be merciful, a duck costs more than two hundred yuan!"

Song Kaifei's legs trembled inexplicably, and he almost tripped himself.

What do you mean? ?

If it breaks, you have to pay for it yourself?

Fuck, it's no wonder the captain is so confident, isn't he plotting against him to death!

Do you think that I will be caught without a fight? It's ridiculous!

How many flightless ducks will my ace pilot be defeated?

Childish!

"I'll accompany you!"

After uttering two words, Song Kaifei kicked his feet to meet him again.

However, the shout that had just stopped sounded again: "Don't kick it, this is the public property of the army. I have to report any loss to my superiors. You can't afford it!"

puff……

Song Kaifei was about to vomit blood, and the kicked foot was also frozen in mid-air.

Is this shit still playing a fart? Is he still able to play with the big hat of the army's common property?

Song Kaifei stopped, but the fighting duck chasing him couldn't do it. He frantically poked him hard with the duck's blade, and yelled happily, sisters, come on!

It was very painful to have so many ducks pecking people together. Song Kaifei's face turned green, and he glared at Jiang Hao who was yelling beside him.

Can't you afford to have fun? Anyway, you also have thick eyebrows and big eyes. I thought you and the captain were at odds, but why did you turn into an accomplice in the blink of an eye?

While talking, Jiang Hao winked at him, obviously saying, Comrade Colonel, take care of me, I have no choice but to do so.

Looking at Lu Yu, who was nibbling melon seeds with a calm smile on his face, and at Jiang Hao, who was yelling and winking, Song Kaifei was speechless, completely convinced.

The narrow-mindedness of the captain has not changed as before!

If I had known this earlier, I might as well have spoken out frankly and unfairly from the beginning, so as not to end up being pecked by ducks now.

Quack quack quack!

The ducks shouted excitedly, flapping their wings and flying around him. Song Kaifei's movements were stiff and he could only be beaten passively, let alone the aggrieved depression in his heart.

Unable to fight back, the female ducks rushed forward one after another, and soon his figure was submerged in the feathers all over the sky, and there was a faint cry from inside.

"I was wrong, captain, I accept the punishment!"

"Woooooo... I shouldn't have listened to Old Fox Fan and kept it from you!"

"I admit defeat, can I admit defeat?"

Don't mention how sad that miserable cry was.

The soldiers on the surrounding farms were dumbfounded.

Unexpectedly, these female ducks laying eggs were so ferocious that even the special forces were defeated.

"Chief Lu is so powerful, how did he do it?"

"Don't ask me, even the squad leader doesn't know, but these ducks are indeed too fierce, just like professionally trained killers!"

"I feel that these ducks can go to the battlefield. Isn't it too good to let them lay eggs?"

"No, if you see these ducks in the future, you have to take a detour."

"That colonel is so miserable! Not only was he pecked by ducks, but he was also covered in duck feathers and duck droppings..."

"Don't laugh, I'm angry, I don't dare to offend Chief Lu, be careful and beat you up later!"

Whispering around to watch the excitement, Song Kaifei, who was struggling to resist in the crowd, turned from green to white, from white to purple, and finally as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Brother Yu, I was wrong!"

"Please let it go!"

"Can't I admit defeat..."

Seeing that the attack of the duck group was getting more and more fierce, it was a bit unstoppable, and Song Kaifei begged for mercy three times without any backbone.

Seeing that he had almost been taught a lesson, Lu Yu stopped playing around.

After spitting out the melon seed shells, Shi Shiran stood up from the pony, held back a smile, and waved to the ducks who were still holding on to the charge: "Retreat!"

Give an order, and those ducks that are still thumping wildly stop attacking immediately, like an orderly advancing and retreating combat force, retreating rapidly like a tide, shaking their fat bodies, and lining up to get into the shed by themselves.

This action opened the eyes of everyone on the farm again, cheering loudly!

"Haha, today is really an eye-opener!"

"It's so enjoyable. Special Forces vs. Battle Duck is much more exciting than Batman vs. Superman."

"I didn't expect that the ducks on our farm could be so fierce, even the special forces begged for mercy!"

"Chief Lu is a wolf-killer, he's so ruthless that he doesn't even spare his own people."

Song Kaifei came back in a state of embarrassment, of course he wasn't injured, but his image was too... Ahem, duck poop all over his body!

It is estimated that he will not be able to sleep tonight unless he washes himself off.

"Captain..." Song Kaifei looked at Lu Yu with resentful eyes, "I think it's good for you to stay on the farm."

Lu Yu took a playful look at Song Kaifei, couldn't help it, and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, your image... Come, take a picture of you, as a souvenir."

Without further ado, Lu Yu took out his mobile phone, Ka Ka Ka gave him 360 degrees with no dead ends, took a picture over and over, then quietly opened WeChat, clicked to send it to the old A field group.

He Chenguang, Wang Yanbing, Li Erniu, Xu Tianlong, Fan Tianlei and others were also recruited by Aite respectively.

After sending, Lu Yu's mouth curled into a satisfied smile!

"Hey, it's so comfortable! I feel comfortable all over..."