Chapter 1325 The King of Ducks Is High
Knowing that Lu Yu was joking, Jiang Hao's heart was still hit hard. Sometimes the truth revealed in a joke is even more hurtful.
Seeing that Jiang Hao was silent, Lu Yu also realized this problem, coughed twice, it seemed that he was gone on the road of pricking his heart recently, so he quickly changed the subject: "Old Jiang, do you think I am a bird?" ?”
Asking this question, Lu Yu purely wanted to change the subject, and didn't want to hurt Jiang Hao's heart that was riddled with holes.
However, upon hearing this, Jiang Hao, who had been sluggish before, suddenly came back to life as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
"Forget it, of course forget it!" Jiang Hao's eyebrows danced brightly: "Let me tell you in detail."
It seemed that what he had learned was finally put to use. Jiang Hao's eyes flashed with excitement and intensity, as if he was a different person. He grabbed Lu Yu and began to speak eloquently.
Seeing Jiang Hao suddenly full of interest, Lu Yu was taken aback for a while, but it was a surprise to be able to mobilize the latter's emotions and make him no longer sad.
"All ears!"
Jiang Hao pondered for a while, then waved his hand and said, "From a biological point of view, ducks are of course birds. Not only ducks, but also chickens and geese on the farm are all birds."
"Poultry, poultry, after all, there is a word for poultry, which itself refers to birds. However, due to long-term domestication by humans, they have evolved into domestic animals, but they have not changed in essence. They belong to the order Aves and ducks!"
Jiang Hao patted his chest confidently: "Hehe, you are asking the right person for this question. I am very responsible to tell you that ducks are birds, just like humans, and are essentially primates."
Lu Yu nodded: "Oh, I understand."
Jiang Hao gave Lu Yu a weird look, always feeling that his appearance was a bit perfunctory...
"Forget it, I won't tell you these things. I have to call the leader to report something. There are so many ducks. I can't bear the responsibility."
Shaking his head and getting up, Jiang Hao's face returned to melancholy again, and he left the duck farm under Lu Yu's gaze.
Lu Yu didn't follow, he had his own plan.
Back in the duck shed, I pondered for a moment, seeing no one around, so there was no need to restrain myself.
Jiang Hao and Lao Wang were both there before, so he didn't try his idea. Now that he is alone, he no longer hides it. He can't wait to try it out, otherwise he will be really suffocated by the pungent smell here. Almost hairy.
Lu Yu walked around, using his thoughts to urge the perception of all things to spread out, and his title of 'Bird King' came into effect instantly.
In the duck shed, the quacking quacking of the ducks immediately became regular in Lu Yu's ears, and he soon understood why the female ducks stopped laying eggs.
"Quack quack, it's so hot in the duck shed! Those excrement shovelers only know how to feed us. When will the air conditioner be installed to cool down? Are you tired of laying eggs?"
"I feed so much every day, my stomach is bloated and I can't digest it, I really want to go for a walk."
"Hehehe... Da, let the shit shoveler lay eggs by himself, and the female duck also has the right to duck. Why is there no drake here?"
"Come on, hateful human beings, you are too selfish, I want to fight you one-on-one!"
There was a lot of noise in the duck shed, and there were countless negative emotions from the female ducks, complaining about the poor growing environment here, eating too much, and being overwhelmed.
Lu Yu suddenly understood that from the emotions of these female ducks, he could feel the reason for the reduction in duck egg production.
It's nothing more than being full and full, with no place to mess around, and being too busy!
Now that the root of the problem has been found, it is enough to solve it according to the problem.
Hmm, gotta find something to do for these hens!
Lu Yu is definitely a professional when it comes to doing things.
Of course, the premise is to be happy, and happiness is the most important thing.
At the same time making himself amusing, he can also solve the urgent needs of the farm. Of course, Lu Yu is obliged to kill two birds with one stone.
Hey, it really is that gold will shine wherever it goes!
"If you don't let me lead soldiers to fight, I will take the ducks for a walk, who can control it?" Lu Yu snorted twice, thinking happily of the scene where he took thousands of ducks out for a walk, how grand and grand it was ?
If Zhang Jinzhong and Hu Guohai, two old fellows, knew about it, it would be a pain in the ass to get angry!
They had a headache, and Lu Yu was very happy.
Thinking of no more hesitation, he immediately opened the doors of all the duck pens, and thousands of ducks came out happily like they were going to a market.
"Quack quack quack!
"Quack quack quack quack..."
Amidst the joyful crowing of ducks, flocks of ducks rushed forward under Lu Yu's command.
"Please pay attention to all combat teams, stand according to the squad, gather and set off!"
The corners of Lu Yu's lips rose, and he waved his big hand, giving the order vigorously.
Countless female ducks are valiant and high-spirited, flapping their wings and leaping over the fence of the farm.
The leader Lu Yu walked in front of the ducks, taking the lead, gathering a mighty fighting team, and marching towards the grass outside the square.
The female ducks moved their short legs, swayed and ran forward cheerfully, croaking ducks from time to time, fluttering their wings and flying in the team, and the duck feathers scattered all over the sky like snowflakes. How excited the duck in the cage is.
Under Lu Yu's command, not a single duck was left behind, and thousands of ducks formed a phalanx, which was surprisingly harmonious.
"Quack quack, the air outside is really fresh, what should I do if I suddenly want to lay eggs?"
"The hen over there is stupid, laying eggs every day and being locked up stupid!"
"Cluck, cluck, I'm a happy little duckling."
"Walk a hundred steps after dinner, don't worry about laying eggs!"
"Master Duck is high!"
Listening to the whispered cheers of these female ducks, Lu Yu smiled, his expression becoming more harmonious and natural.
These female ducks are just like me, it's too boring to be locked in the duck pen all day long, and they are forced to lay eggs, can they not feel depressed?
But... what's going on with Mr. Duck!
I already have the title of King of Birds, so there won’t be another King of Ducks, right?
Leading the ducks to the wide grassland of the farm, Lu Yu ordered them to play freely, but they were not allowed to destroy the vegetable garden of the farm.
The female ducks dispersed in a rush, rushing around with their short legs, none of them went to destroy the vegetable garden, but all scattered around the pasture, gathering together in groups of three or four to turn over the grass and soil. Earthworms and small bugs.
It's been a long time since I played so heartily, it's so enjoyable!
Lu Yu smiled slightly, found a clean grass and sat down, took out the comic book from the storage space, and looked at it calmly.
The scorching sun poured golden light onto Lu Yu, who was reading seriously on the grass, and the picture was so harmonious and beautiful.
Such a leisurely life of salted fish is what Lu Yu yearns for in his heart!
The sun was warm, warming his body, and before he knew it, Lu Yu fell asleep while reading a book.