Chapter 1327 Brother Yu, You Want to Kill Me!
"Squad leader, actually, it's not what you think..."
The reporting soldier pondered for a while, and continued: "Don't worry too much, those ducks are listening to Chief Lu's words, and they have already lined up obediently to rush to the duck shed. The two of us can see very clearly, we can guarantee, Not one is left behind."
Jiang Hao was stunned.
What did he hear?
The ducks lined up to go back to the duck shed by themselves?
Can this shit be a little more nonsense!
Jiang Hao's face was full of disbelief, his brain was blank, and he couldn't turn the corner. He wondered if there was a hearing problem: "What are you talking about? Say it again, are you kidding me?"
The soldier smiled wryly: "Squad leader, do you think I'm joking? It's true. If you don't believe me, I can show you the video."
"okay!"
Jiang Hao didn't know how he agreed. After hanging up the phone, he opened WeChat and sent a video request to the two.
After switching on the video, the soldier pointed the camera at the foot of the mountain. At this moment, Lu Yu was driving the ducks and wandering back to the duck shed.
"Squad leader, did you see that? We didn't lie to you, these ducks are really lining up!"
"Chief Lu's operation is amazing. We were both startled just now. It's like magic. These ducks trained by him can be compared with special forces."
Seeing the picture sent back from the video, Jiang Hao rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
I saw groups of female ducks neatly lined up in a long queue, and under Lu Yu's command, they walked leisurely in small steps towards the duck shed.
As the camera zoomed in, it focused on the leading female ducks, who were raising their necks and singing like white swans.
"Clack, cluck...!"
"Quack quack quack!"
"I'm a happy little duckling!"
Jiang Hao was shocked by the clear and high-pitched duck cry.
I give a big fork! ?
This...is it true?
When he learned that the ducks on the farm were released by Lu Yu before, Jiang Hao felt that he was done for, but now there is a scene in the video, which is exactly the same as what the two recruits said, all of this is true!
The uniform formation is exactly like a soldier, singing loudly and returning to the camp in triumph.
Even with the live broadcast of two soldiers filming, these ducks have nothing to worry about, and they will rush to the duck shed in a hurry.
Those firm steps and gaze, like a heavy hammer, shattered Jiang Hao's three views.
God, why does this kind of operation still exist?
I feel that I have been insulted. All these years on the farm, the squad leader has been for nothing!
"Squad leader, if it's okay... hang up first! After the duck was released, it laid a lot of eggs along the way. We have to help pick up the duck eggs quickly. If you are free, call someone to come over and help."
After the words fell, the video call was officially hung up.
However, just a second before hanging up, the mobile phone camera happened to capture duck eggs falling all over the ground, and in Jiang Hao's eyes, they looked like gold ingots.
After being stunned, his face was full of ecstasy.
So, the problem of duck egg production has been completely solved?
This is too lucky!
After taking the duck out for a walk, the problem of not laying eggs was cured. The matter was so simple, why didn't I think of it?
Seeing Jiang Hao's face full of joy and wandering away, Song Kaifei, who seemed to have completely missed his guest, couldn't help coughing twice, "Cough cough, Squad Leader Jiang?"
"Um... sorry, Comrade Colonel, I was a little distracted just now, hehehehe."
Jiang Hao, who came back to his senses, looked at Song Kaifei and smiled embarrassedly.
This chief is also a scary official. Although he is not as perverted as Lu Yu, he is not something he can afford to provoke.
However, Song Kaifei didn't think anything of it, he just said on a business-like basis: "Squad Leader Jiang, look, when will our captain's transfer be handled?"
"Ah... that's right, do it immediately!"
Jiang Hao slapped his forehead suddenly, unable to stop his nose from feeling sore.
The transfer order, it's finally here, that's great... This old man is finally going to be transferred.
If we stay any longer, we really can't afford to wait!
God knows, how much torture he has endured as a little squad leader for half a month?
Woohoo, I finally waited for this moment.
Jiang Hao wept with joy, he was more excited than the production of duck eggs, and he looked at Song Kaifei more eagerly than he looked at his parents.
Being stared at by the latter, Song Kaifei couldn't stop his hair from growing inside, he couldn't help shivering, rubbed his nose and coughed lightly: "That... it's getting late, when will our captain come back?"
"Hurry up!"
Jiang Hao narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Just now two soldiers told me that Chief Lu is heading here and will be there soon. Please wait for a moment, hehehe!"
While talking, he rubbed his hands excitedly and stood up sadly, opened the side drawer, took out a seal, and began to handle the handover procedures.
"Today is really a good day, I'm so happy, hehehe..."
It seems that he is really happy, you see, he is humming a ditty.
Picking up the seal and stamping it heavily on the transfer order, the whole person's energy and spirit instantly relaxed, and the smile on his mouth became more intense.
Song Kaifei stared blankly, his face full of suspicion.
Damn, what did the captain do this half a month?
How does it feel that after learning that the captain is going to be transferred, this guy is as happy as a fool!
Jiang Hao completed the transfer procedures almost as quickly as possible, and handed over to Song Kaifei with enthusiasm.
"Ahem... just wait for a while, Chief Lu will be here soon! I have to leave beforehand, so please say goodbye to Chief for me!"
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Song Kefei to reply, he rubbed oil on the soles of his feet, and disappeared at the door in an instant.
Song Kaifei stared blankly at the back of Jiang Hao who was riding away from Juechen, and shook his head helplessly, feeling that the captain hadn't done anything good in the past half month!
Look, what kind of torture has the squad leader become?
Inexplicably terrible!
Looking away, Song Kaifei touched his nose and muttered to himself in a low voice: "I haven't seen the captain for a long time, and I want to be beaten up by him..."
This guy thought cheaply.
"Pilot, is your skin itchy again? Since you want to see me so much, why don't you challenge my newly trained fighters?"
A voice drifted over and fell into Song Kaifei's ears.
Song Kaifei was taken aback, his eyes were horrified, who actually got into his side without being noticed?
He quickly took a step away, and when he turned his head and found that it was Lu Yu, he breathed a sigh of relief, his face full of flattering smiles.
"Captain, you are finally here!"
In an instant, he stood at attention and saluted, shouting loudly like a bell.
After putting down his arms, Song Kaifei saw Lu Yu who had been away for a month, and hugged him: "Brother Yu, you want to kill me!"
"Get out, don't be so disgusting, it's your sister-in-law An Ran who wants to hug you!"
Lu Yu was full of disgust, and before he could get close to him, he got up and kicked him.
Of course, it was just a show, and it didn't really work hard.
Otherwise... Today, Song Kaifei really wants to confess here, and he won't even have to go back.