513. Becoming a Cat 1

Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, there has been an unwritten rule, that is, animals cannot become fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

Zhou Zekai saw this when he was watching online jokes. At that time, Zhou Zekai wanted to say, not to mention after the founding of the People's Republic of China, even before the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals can't become smart, okay?

It's just that Zhou Zekai, who has always been materialistic and pursues science, never thought that one day he would really become a monster! And... well, it's a silly cat demon who was tricked into inner alchemy.

At this time, Zhou Zekai was wearing a yellow pattern, the most common kind of Chinese pastoral cat, um... an orange cat.

He stood on the table and saw himself in the mirror through the makeup mirror. The hair was very clean and smooth. The whole cat was a bit fat, which made him want to frown when he looked at it. Zhou Zekai, who had a cat before You know, nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one is very fat. Now...well, this should be called fat?

Zhou Zekai, who turned into a monster for the first time, was a little stunned. Turning into a cat made him feel even more confused. He couldn't help stretching out his paw and pressing it on the mirror. The orange cat in the mirror had a serious face, as if he was thinking about what happened at noon. What kind of cat food do you eat at that time, that big fat man's face looks so cute that he wants to make people lick it.

"What the hell is going on!!!"

Zhou Zekai, who has always been good-tempered, couldn't help but swear, but the sound he made was the lingering meow of a cat.

"Meow meow meow meow~"

Not to mention, it sounds good!

Zhou Zekai glanced at his chubby little claws, he really didn't know what to do, although he was a monster, but this monster has lost its inner alchemy, so it can't transform itself, Wocao! Snake spirit disease!

But the more he looked at the claw, Zhou Zekai couldn't control himself. He suddenly stretched out the claw in front of his mouth, stuck out his tongue and licked it twice, and then the whole cat froze there.

"Meow meow meow meow!"

"Bah bah bah bah bah!!!"

After licking the cat's paw with his tongue twice, Zhou Zekai realized what the hell he did just now! I just feel that the whole person, oh no, the whole cat is bad...

Although he knows that cats like to lick their paws, is he willing to lick their paws like this, he is still human after all! ! !

Thinking about it, Zhou Zekai tried his best to keep his gaze away from his paws, and then looked at himself in the mirror again - the orange cat who has been getting fat all the time and is still a male cat for the time being.

Should he be glad that he hasn't become a eunuch yet?

The person who made the wish this time was a cat demon. This cat demon gave his inner alchemy to a human being more than three hundred years ago. My friend, dedicated his inner alchemy, but the cat demon without the inner alchemy can only wander and reincarnate. Here I have to mention the evolution process of the cat demon.

It is not for nothing that a cat has nine lives. Even if the cat monster lost its inner alchemy back then, it actually lost the ability and mana to transform into an ordinary cat. The result is like this, the cat monster is still stupid Believe in human beings, nine lives are only three hundred years, and only one life is left after being played.

If the inner alchemy of the cat demon cannot be found, then when its lifespan ends, it will really die.

However, the wish made by this cat demon runs counter to Neidan's affairs. It hopes that it can become an internet celebrity cat and earn a lot of money for its master, because this master is the person who once sent Neidan to Neidan by the cat demon. Its descendant, it took back the inner alchemy after the owner had an accident before, but it didn't want to become a human anymore, because the inner alchemy sensed too many human emotions, so it hoped that it would use its last life, To protect the current owner and feed her.

Sighing helplessly, Zhou Zekai was really tired looking at himself in the mirror, because if it was other cats, such as Ragdoll cats, British short blue cats, or fold-eared cats, as long as they are beautiful, If you want to become an Internet celebrity cat, it's a matter of minutes, okay? But where have you ever seen an idyllic orange cat become an Internet celebrity in minutes?

Zhou Zekai felt that making an orange cat an internet celebrity was more difficult than making money! Even if he becomes a cat, he can still trade in stocks, okay? But being an Internet celebrity... Hehe, you are not skilled in business, okay?

Just when Zhou Zekai was thinking about how to become a cat that became popular overnight, he didn't notice that a pretty girl had already opened the door and walked in. After seeing him standing in front of the mirror, she came up and stroked Zhou Zekai with her hand. head.

"Goudaner, are you narcissistic again? Come~ Mom, look~ Goudaner is the cutest cat in the world~"

As he spoke, he picked Zhou Zekai up from the table, and then she lay down on the bed. Zhou Zekai just sat on her chest, his two little claws were still pressing on the other's white and tender chest, and his body was gently touched by her. stroking.

Ah...so comfortable...In almost an instant, Zhou Zekai felt extremely comfortable with the cat's instinct. Two small claws stepped on the other's chest, making the girl who was holding Zhou Zekai, that is, Chu Zekai feel very comfortable. Meng, squinting his eyes with a smile.

"How old are you and still stepping on milk? But you son of a bitch, do you think you have gained weight recently, or let's lose weight?"

Touching the cat's head to discuss with the cat, Chu Meng looked at the cat she had raised since she was a child, she just felt that the more she looked, the cuter she was, and she couldn't help but leaned in and kissed it, thinking that all cats in the world are not as cute as puppies .

Finally Zhou Zekai, after hearing what the other person said, he completely regained his senses. How should I put it...Little Claws didn't dare to move anymore, even if rubbing his hands felt comfortable, he didn't dare to move, and even had a serious expression on his face .

Because he felt that he was once again facing the greatest challenge in a cat's life.

His master named him Goudaner, what should I do?

Oh, it's not a big deal, because Zhou Zekai has already spotted the nameplate on the side, and his name is actually - Xuanyuan Goudan'er.

Hehe okay?

"Goudan, Goudan, you said you were so cute, why didn't the school allow you to keep them? I brought you here secretly to raise you, lest you run away, do you know how many stray dogs and stray cats there are in the school?"

Chu Meng touched her Goudan's head and body, felt the soft hair, and felt that even if there was something unhappy, just touching Goudan would be fine.

While enjoying the services of human beings, Zhou Zekai finally regained his IQ.

Probably after becoming a cat, his IQ was also affected by the cat, Zhou Zekai felt that he could no longer be so depraved.

He must tell this human being that he wants to change his name! I am determined not to be called Xuanyuan Goudan anymore! Um! That's it!

And the person who made the wish is also the cat demon, who took away his inner alchemy because the excrement shovel officer in front of him, that is, Chu Meng, was killed on the way back from school to the rental house, so the inner alchemy came back by himself. What Zhou Zekai has to do now is to protect Chu Meng well.

Chu Meng, who has been masturbating her dog for a while, always feels that today's dog is not happy, and Chu Meng is not in a good mood. She called her family, and there was another quarrel, since her father married her stepmother After that, Chu Meng felt that she was like an outsider. She went to college to hide from her family. Thinking of her father asking her to go home this year, Chu Meng was very annoyed.

But it’s annoying, the thesis still needs to be written. Chu Meng is a sophomore this year, and she is taking classes in the finance department of Evergrande next door. Although she came back early today, the task is not light at all, so she hugged her son Came to his small study, put Goudan on his lap, and turned on the laptop.

Zhou Zekai had to admit that as a cat, being petted and hugged by humans all the time was really cool, so cool that he wanted to fall asleep...

But afterward, Zhou Zekai still decided to learn more about Chu Meng, and then jumped onto the table beside him, squatting aside to watch Chu Meng check the information.

What Chu Meng inquired about were relatively classic financial case textbooks. She was studying these, and naturally she also had to write in the thesis, so while writing the thesis, she occasionally rubbed her own dog. Chu Meng was very serious, and Zhou Zekai also Watching Chu Meng write the thesis carefully, she came to a conclusion.

Hmm, nonsense.

After reaching the conclusion, Zhou Zekai ignored it, and jumped onto Chu Meng's lap again, just found a comfortable position, lay down on Chu Meng's lap, and fell asleep.

Cats... always feel like they need to sleep twenty hours a day.

Chu Meng didn't care about it, and continued to write her thesis. After writing for a long time, she finally finished her thesis, only to remember that she hadn't recorded a video for Goudaner today...

These days, if you have a pet, you want to show it off on the Internet. Of course, Chu Meng is the same. She picked up Goudaner in her first year of college. This year, Goudaner is more than one year old. Chu Meng opened a pet for him. Weibo, whose name is Xuanyuan Goudaner, always posts some selfies and videos of Goudaner. Although the popularity is not high, Chu Meng still likes to share these things.

But Goudan seemed to be tired today, so he gently put Goudan in the nest, took a picture of Goudan sleeping, and sent it out.

[Xuanyuan Goudaner V: I'm a little tired today, so I won't chat with all my lovers. [picture]】

Probably... Every shit-shoveling officer who keeps pets is a playwright...

Chu Meng was very happy to see fans leaving messages on Weibo. After thinking about it, she decided to make a hearty homemade cat food for her emperor.

Oh, I forgot to mention, Chu Meng usually calls her cat Goudan, but sometimes she calls His Majesty, after all, Xuanyuan Xuanyuan... this is the emperor's surname!

I don't know how long it took, but Zhou Zekai, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly smelled a scent, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Yuganer right in front of him, and he opened his mouth almost without hesitation, and Chu Meng sideways Holding the mobile phone, he stuffed the dried fish into his mouth, and then looked at his dog with a confused look on his face, Emma is about to die of cuteness!

But after seeing Chu Meng holding up the phone, Zhou Zekai realized what a stupid thing he had done, to eat human things! It was still fed! So almost immediately, the two paws covered the face, and then peeked at Chu Meng with a gap...

"Nima is too embarrassing!!!"

"Meow meow meow meow!!!"