The Best Male God

519. Becoming a Cat 7

Under Zhou Zekai's three-inch tongue, these seven or eight stray cats finally believed that a teacher in this school, Fan, had the most delicious canned tuna. Well...they don't know what tuna is, but listen to it. To the fish, they are very happy!

"Then will humans really give us canned food?"

The long-haired tabby cat is very serious, looking suspiciously at this chubby orange cat, which is only over a year old. In fact, it has met many humans who gave it food at school, but it has not eaten canned fish for a long time Yes, even though I am very excited right now, I still have to ensure the safety of my little brothers.

The other cats also looked at Zhou Zekai involuntarily. As a fat orange cat that was not lethal at first glance, Zhou Zekai quickly nodded the cat's head and promised.

"Teacher Fan is my old acquaintance, he will definitely give it to us, otherwise we can go to Teacher Tan~ She is the spouse of Teacher Fan, she likes us~"

Zhou Zekai decided that if Lao Fan wasn't at school today, he would take these cats to find Teacher Tan, anyway...as long as he had canned cat food.

Seeing that Zhou Zekai is not only a domestic cat, but also knows so many human beings, the other cats felt a little relieved at the moment. After all, domestic cats are different from wild cats. They, these wild cats, also know that domestic cats not only have two legs It is supported by human beings, and there are all kinds of delicious food, and they will be taken to see a doctor when they are sick, so at this time, I believe that Zhou Zekai knows the human beings who have canned fish.

"Well, we will follow you, if there is no can, you will die!"

Taking a look at the chubby figure of this orange cat, the long-haired tabby cat feels that its muscles are bigger and stronger than the fat orange cat in front of it, um... If the other party really deceives it, it will lie to it A lesson for the little guy of man!

"Don't worry, I will never lie to you! And my master is also in this school, if you want to eat next time, I can bring it to you!"

Zhou Zekai glanced at these stray cats. Although their bodies looked clean on the surface, but if you looked closely, you could find that several of them had injuries on their heads. In fact, stray cats are not having a good time these days. Sometimes they meet stray dogs. Oh, and there are still fights for territory. A good place like Evergrande is also because the long-haired tabby cats are very powerful in fighting, which protects their own area.

The other seven cats are younger brothers of this long-haired tabby.

"By the way, my name is Akai, what's your name?"

Zhou Zekai, who totally refused to admit that his name was Goudaner, only remembered to introduce his name at this time, while the long-haired tabby snorted coldly.

"My name is Mengmeng."

That's right! Such a big cat, who looks like a gangster, is named Mengmeng! Zhou Zekai suddenly looked at this cute man with a different look, but thinking that the other party is wandering in the school area, it is very likely that he was abandoned here by the students here, otherwise he would not have established a territory here. It is estimated that it was started by its owner.

Next, the self-introduction of the other cats. The name of the white mandarin duck-eyed cat is called Princess, and it should be abandoned by others. The thin and strong orange cat with the same color as myself is called Huahua, the black short-haired cat is called Xiaoye, and A stray gray English short called Baobao, and four other cats also introduced their names, which made Zhou Zekai suddenly feel that this stray cat group also has a story~

"Okay~ Mengmeng, princess! Follow me later to find Teacher Fan. If there are other humans on the road, don't be afraid. They won't hurt us, I promise!"

Zhou Zekai really had to bite the bullet. He still remembered the last time he saw the canned cat food. There should be more than a dozen cans. They have so many cats, so they should be able to eat them, right?

Big deal... Big deal, I'll just go back to entertaining myself~ earn some money and buy it myself~

As an inspirational cat who wants to become an Internet celebrity, Zhou Zekai said, how can he be compared to those ordinary people?

So, next, such a scene appeared in Evergrande, which made people look over involuntarily.

A very fat orange cat is walking along the road with six or seven stray cats. It is not afraid of people passing by, and some even go to the direction of the teaching building. Many people secretly took photos and took photos. Some people even recognized the orange cat. identity of.

"Isn't that Goudan? It came to play at school again?"

"Why is Goudaner with these stray cats this time?"

Humans naturally don't understand cats, so although they are a little curious, they don't dare to pass by so many stray cats. After all, domestic cats don't have the habit of catching people, but the wild cats outside are not necessarily...

When he came to the teaching building, there was no one there. It was the time when the students were in class, and Zhou Zekai was not sure which class Teacher Fan was in, so he could only continue walking to the fourth floor according to his memory from last time. The other cats followed.

The doors of these large classrooms are not closed, so Zhou Zekai went from one classroom to another, and after some students sitting there saw them, their eyes were immediately attracted by the cats. In the middle, Zhou Zekai finally found Teacher Fan Dongliang who was giving a lecture on the podium!

Turning his head, he looked at the army of stray cats following him.

"I've already found Teacher Fan, let's go in now, you will be like me later, you have to do what I do, as long as you persist until the end of get out of class, we will have the best canned tuna!"

Cats are actually very intelligent animals, not as stupid as people think, otherwise they would not have been domesticated by humans for so many years, they just kept their arrogance many times, and hunted by themselves if they wanted to eat. It prays to humans like a dog, so dogs generally call the person who raises them the master, while cats think that they are the master, and the person who raises them is actually the shit-shoveling officer.

Some students who are taking Fan Dongliang's class have seen Zhou Zekai. After all, the last time Zhou Zekai came, it brought a deep memory to everyone, and let everyone understand that Fan Yanwang likes cats, and there are still times when he is so gentle... ...This caused many students who did not register for Fan Dongliang's course to register their names in order to meet Xuanyuan Goudan again, which made Fan Dongliang's class more people.

However, many people did not persevere. Although the class is almost full now, there is still no one in the first row.

Zhou Zekai saw that someone had spotted him, so he was ready to appear on the stage. He led his cat army and walked into the classroom without looking sideways. Then he jumped onto the first row of desks and squatted there.

Followed by Mengmeng, the long-haired tabby cat, also jumped onto the table following Zhou Zekai's example, much more handsome than Zhou Zekai!

"Teacher! Goudaner is here! He brought other cats too!"

The students didn't intend to disturb the teacher who was writing on the blackboard, but when they saw so many cats coming in, they all widened their eyes. Looking at this miraculous scene, they didn't even know they were looking at the blackboard.

Hearing this, Fan Dongliang quickly turned his head to look at his first row. Sure enough, he saw Goudaner blinking at him, a few cats beside Goudaner, and a cat jumping on the table. Soon, all the cats jumped onto the first row of tables, and then neatly photographed in a row, squatting there like a lucky cat, all looking at Fan Dongliang.

Obviously, they already know that this human is the human with canned tuna!

Akai has just told them that this human is a soft-hearted human, and he likes them the most! When he's done working, he'll serve up the cans!

And this human has the smell of another one of the same kind, it should be the shit shoveler of other cats.

Fan Dongliang couldn't laugh or cry when he saw such a scene. He didn't expect Goudaner to come, and he brought a lot of cats. Looking at the legion of nine cats sitting in a row, Fan Dongliang was glad that get out of class would be over soon, so Cleared his throat and said.

"Hmm... Everyone understands the previous topic, right?"

The students below were all busy looking at the cat, so they quickly replied when they heard this.

"Teacher, I understand!!!"

This is neat, if they were not too persistent and funny to take pictures of cats with their mobile phones, Fan Dongliang would have believed it.

But thinking about it, get out of class is over in six or seven minutes, so it can make the students relax, so he said.

"Now that everyone understands, Goudaner just came, let's relax and play with Goudaner." After Fan Dongliang finished speaking, many students cheered! That's right! Many of them were waiting for Goudaner to come, but they didn't expect so many cats to come! And many of them are even taller than Goudan! It is simply 6666!

Other cats can't understand humans, but they also know that these humans won't hurt themselves, but Zhou Zekai is speechless. He didn't expect to be masturbated even if he asked for a can, and his heart collapsed...

"Goudaner, you brought so many friends here, do you still want to drink water?"

The last time the cat came to ask for water, I had a deep memory, and seeing the enthusiasm of the students in my class this week was all because of the cat, Fan Dongliang thought it was quite fun.

"Does any of you want to drink water? Teacher Fan asked us if we were thirsty~"

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow~"

Zhou Zekai quickly translated it, asked the cats, and sure enough, it meant that some cats wanted to drink water, so he nodded towards Fan Dongliang, and the other cats followed Zhou Zekai's example and nodded.

This time, the students were so excited that they rushed over to take pictures! Fan Dongliang smiled, took out his thermos, and said to the other students.

"Whoever of you has mineral water, get some water and pour it into the lid, the dogs want to drink water."

With this order, many students quickly took out their own water and poured water. Before, they had heard that Goudaner would come to ask for water, so everyone was excited and wanted to go there immediately.

Soon, water was placed in front of these cats, and Zhou Zekai was the most helpless, he buried his head in the lid of Teacher Fan's cup again after he hadn't learned how to use his tongue, while the other cats licked the water gracefully, Some people are recording videos and taking pictures. This group of cats are standing in a row drinking water, which is really cute!

But the funniest thing is Zhou Zekai, that is, Xuanyuan Goudan. Everyone found that he seems to be the only one who can't drink water.

Mengmeng, who was drinking water at the side, also found out about this, and thought that it was indeed a cat raised by humans. It was so stupid that it couldn’t even drink water. If it was abandoned by humans one day, wouldn’t it just wait for death? ?

no! After eating canned food today, it must teach this one-year-old child how to drink water!

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