516. Becoming a Cat 4
That's right, Pei Jiaren is looking at the school forum right now! I planned to find an alumnus on the school forum to go out to do errands together, but I didn't expect to see a few posts that appeared quickly in the forum, and the names were also speechless.
[Chu Meng, a second-year student in the Department of Finance, your cat is calling you home for dinner! 】
[Chu Meng, a second-year student in the Department of Finance, is your cat named Xuanyuan Goudan? 】
[Chu Meng, a second-year student in the Department of Finance, did your cat come to school to find you? 】
Every topic made Pei Jiaren stunned for a while, and after opening the post, she unexpectedly saw the cat she still had at home! She often sneaks around like a Xuanyuan dog! She and Chu Meng discussed the name together!
Domineering and cute, finally decided on the name Xuanyuan Goudan. The most important thing is that Pei Jiaren was inconceivable when she saw this photo, because the person holding her own Goudan turned out to be the most serious Fan Yanwang in the school. ! Seeing the creases on Fan Yanwang's face, Pei Jiaren didn't know what to say...
Chu Meng also leaned over to take a glance at this moment, and spoke at the same time.
"My dog Daner is at home, how could he come to school?"
As he said that, he saw his dog in the photo being hugged by Teacher Fan, and was stunned for a moment, then looked at him twice in disbelief, and then looked at his friend, feeling a little unbelievable.
"This... this seems to be my dog!"
When Pei Jiaren heard this, she seemed to slap her friend on the head. She was going to be so mad at such a stupid friend!
"What's a resemblance! Have you seen this cat card? I paid for it! It's our son of a bitch! Let me take a look... It says it looks like it's at Teacher Fan's place..."
There seemed to be some people around who knew about this and looked at Chu Meng, and then something happened that made Chu Meng speechless, and it was the class break! Their school's radio actually rang!
"Chu Meng, a second-year student in finance, your cat Xuanyuan Goudan came to the school to look for you. He is now in Teacher Fan's office. You can pick up your cat from Teacher Fan after class at noon."
This broadcast is the whole school broadcast! Chu Meng couldn't laugh or cry when she heard it, she didn't understand why she was on the radio! But I didn't worry too much when I heard people said to pick it up at noon. Looking at the various photos of Goudaner posted in the forum, I knew that Goudaner was safe.
As for Zhou Zekai, who was carried to the office by Fan Dongliang, he also heard the broadcast and knew that his shit-shoveling officer came to find him at noon, so he stayed with Fan Dongliang at ease. For the sake of being cool, I forgive him~
At this time, Fan Dongliang's extremely serious face in front of the students was about to wrinkle with laughter. Seeing the cat was so gentle and unappealing, when he was teasing the cat, the door of the office was pushed open.
"Old Fan, I heard that there is a cat with you?"
It was Tan Yufeng who came in. She taught music and was Fan Dongliang's wife. The cat at home was the first she wanted to raise. It was a black and white milk cat.
"Well, look, this is fatter than our cat! No wonder people say that nine out of ten orange cats are fat~"
Lifting Zhou Zekai up and showing it to his wife, especially the fat belly was exposed, and Tan Yufeng who came in had a smile on his face, and took Zhou Zekai and hugged him in his arms.
"Sure enough, he's quite fat, so cute. Don't you have class later? I'll look at him first."
As a standard cat slave, Tan Yufeng obviously liked cats more than Fan Dongliang, and said to her husband while holding the cat.
"There is canned food in the cabinet on your right. It doesn't know if it is hungry, so take it out and feed it."
In addition to the cats at home, Tan Yufeng occasionally helps stray cats at school.
Fan Dongliang was a little speechless. He didn't know why he put canned cat food in his office when he was so angry. He lowered his head and opened the cabinet. Take out a small box of canned tuna.
"Yufeng, why do you put so many canned cat food here? Are you afraid that our sunspots will steal it?"
This is really incomprehensible. The cat in Fan Dongliang's family is called Heizi, a male cat who likes to eat canned food very much.
"No, isn't there a lot of stray cats in the school? I bought a lot of canned food for Heizi last time, so I thought that when I come to school, I will feed other cats. Isn't there a cat?"
Showing her husband a look at Goudan, Tan Yufeng signaled her husband to open the can, Fan Dongliang was naturally obedient, so after opening the can, the scent of tuna immediately attracted Zhou Zekai's full attention, and his sense of smell was completely occupied by this scent.
Seeing the canned food on the table, Tan Yufeng put the cat on the table, and Zhou Zekai happily ran over to eat it.
Meow! Simply delicious! Unlike cat food, canned tuna is really a hundred times better than cat food, and he must become an Internet celebrity cat in the future! Earn yourself a heap of canned tuna!
As he ate, he didn't realize that he started to gobble it up, which made the two cat slaves beside him feel satisfied.
I like to see cats like this the most. They purr when they eat. They are very happy.
After a while, Fan Dongliang went to give lectures again. Tan Yufeng smiled quietly when she saw her husband leave, picked up Zhou Zekai who had finished eating the canned food, and said.
"Goudaner, can you go to music class with me?"
That's right, she deliberately lied to her husband, but in fact, she still has classes and plans to take the cat with her...
"music class?"
"Meow meow meow?"
Before Zhou Zekai understood what was going on, he was carried away.
Obviously, his question was taken as an answer, and then Tan Yufeng took him to the music room. There is a piano and other musical instruments, and more than fifty students waiting in the class, saw the teacher bring a The cat was stunned for a moment, and then realized that this cat might be the dog on the radio. Everyone browsed the forums, so they already knew that a very smart cat came to the school. He came to find the owner Chu Cute!
Regarding Zhou Zekai's behavior, some students explained it in detail in the forum, which made many people not believe it, but this is not the point, because there are always some people who have 'evidence'.
Putting the cat on the podium, Tan Yufeng began to give a lecture. Although she knew that her students always looked at the cat, so what? If you like cats, you are caring!
And Zhou Zekai was also very helpless in the face of everyone's attention. Fortunately, Tan Yufeng was in music class, and after a while he started playing the piano and singing, so that Zhou Zekai lay lazily on the podium, his tail swaying with the music, as if It's like hitting the beat.
Many students took pictures with their mobile phones and thought this cat was so cute! And its wagging and rhythmic tail made the music students fully realize the talent of a cat.
As a result, not long after, Tan Yufeng tapped the time and asked the students to sing, but she didn't expect someone to go out of tune.
"What do you want me to say about you! Look at the dog! Its beats are all right! You people who are out of tune are not even as good as a cat!!!"
Zhou Zekai, who was lying there dozing, suddenly heard the roll call, and immediately sat up neatly, looking at Tan Yufeng with a confused face, not understanding why the other party called him, and also felt that he must have fallen. The name, I can accept it...
The students were amused by Tan Yufeng's words, and seeing Zhou Zekai's confused look on this cat's face, they laughed even harder.
This laughter made Zhou Zekai feel that he must teach these stupid humans a lesson! So he jumped directly from the podium, just when everyone thought he was going to do something, they saw that he jumped onto the piano.
"jump!!!"
The piano made a violent noise, which shocked Tan Yufeng, thinking that Goudaner was unhappy, and planned to go over to hug Goudaner, but it turned out that although Goudaner was dancing in the low-frequency range, at this time he was Standing up, one of the paws reached the high register, and then pressed the first piano key.
Tan Yufeng and these students didn't know why, and then they saw something even more incredible...
Um! Mom, this cat has grown up! It can play the piano! ! !
That's right! In order to let these stupid mortals know how powerful he is, Zhou Zekai pressed a cat's paw slowly on the keys, and popped out two lines of "Little Star". The tune is very simple, but they can be heard. After Little Xingxing finished playing, Zhou Zekai turned his head and glanced at everyone with contemptuous eyes.
"You bunch of scumbags!"
"Meow meow meow meow meow!"
Let alone the classmates, even Tan Yufeng was dumbfounded. It was the first time I saw a cat who could play the piano! And... They always feel that this cat seems to despise them!
After Zhou Zekai pretended to be aggressive, he jumped onto the podium and lay down. These stupid human beings can't even beat the beat properly. What kind of music are they learning! Worse than a cat!
Its behavior fully explained this sentence, and it also made Tan Yufeng look at the students dumbfounded, and said with curled lips.
"Look, even cats look down on you, so I ask you if you are afraid?"
Now the students in this classroom exploded, and they spoke one by one.
"I'm so scared, teacher, has this cat become a spirit?"
"Teacher, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, didn't it say that animals cannot become spirits?"
"Teacher, did it just play a little star?"
"Teacher, is this your cat? Isn't it too smart? It can play the piano!"
All of these caused Tan Yufeng's forehead to hurt. Looking at the instigator, lying on the podium like mud, Tan Yufeng was really speechless.
"Okay, okay! Be quiet, let's continue the class! This cat belongs to another classmate, so, can you listen to the class hard for me? Otherwise, even a cat will despise you!"
At this moment, someone has already taken a video of Zhou Zekai playing the piano just now, and then quietly posted it on Weibo.
[I'm a handicapped V: cats can play the piano these days, what the hell am I learning about music? Come and accept His Majesty the cat's contempt! [video]】
In addition, on today's Weibo, there are cats going to class, cats looking for water from teachers, cats looking for owners, etc. If you look carefully, you will find that these cats are all one, It's the extremely clever Xuanyuan Goudan!
As the owner of Xuanyuan Goudan, Chu Meng still doesn't know that she will become famous all over the Internet...