Part 3 Chapter 69 Look at Me Stepping on Wenxing Academy Alone!

Meng Haizhou and the others all thought that Li Youran was taking the opportunity to embarrass Jun Moxie, and they booed one after another. But who knew that what Li Youran said was the truth.

"Mr. Youran is just joking." Kong Lingyang's face darkened, a little displeased: "Mr. Jun may have made achievements in other areas, but he has never been famous in the way of poetry. This is not a rabbit..."

Someone snickered, Confucius' words were extremely cryptic, but everyone could hear them clearly, the so-called Jun Moxie can make a difference. The other aspects are nothing more than brothels, running dogs and cockfights, and bullying male bullies Those despicable things about women, as for other things, what else can this kid do? Everyone boasted in their hearts: An old master is an old master, and he is so elegant even when he hurts others.

"Confucius don't have to worry, hehe. If the noble student can't even argue against Jun Moxie, why bother to compete with Mr. Youran?" Meng Haizhou replied with a slight smile, but this remark greatly improved Confucius' army.

Kong Lingyang was furious. If the disciple I poured my heart and soul into is not as good as that dandy, then this old man really needs one rope and two sets. Find short-sighted forget it. Without saying a word, he waved his hand, designated a disciple to fight, and sat down sullenly.

"Han Zhidong, a scholar, asked Mr. Jun for advice.

A young man stood up with a smile, bowed deeply from a distance, and then raised his head. A trace of disdain flashed in his eyes.

"Well, there's no need to teach Jing. If I have time, I'll teach you two moves of Sanshou to ensure that you can cross the Lingwu Lake and show your glory. How can the mystery be demonstrated in public? Even if you don't mind. I still mind. of."

With Jun Moxie's eyes, he naturally saw the disdain in his eyes, he laughed, winked, and after making a haha, he directly put one on for him. Shameless hat.

Xiaosheng has always kept himself clean, but he never goes to places like Lingwu Lake. "Han Zhidong's voice was a bit cold. There was contempt in his heart: He really is a big scum. I asked him for advice, but he actually went to a brothel in one sentence. Do you know that this is a place for everyone? It's really insulting!

"You haven't been to Lingwu Lake? Then where did you go?" Jun Moxie felt disgusted in his heart, you guys haven't finished yet, shaking your legs, and said leisurely: "Oh, yes, I was negligent Seeing that Caizi Han is dressed in a very shabby outfit, he must not be able to afford to go to such a place. It seems that if there is a need, he will hold a spear in his hand and plan a strategy in his heart. , killed hundreds of millions of soldiers and horses with one shot, and only had to take a deep breath afterwards

What is this nonsense! Han Zhidong's white and handsome face suddenly turned red like chicken blood, and his neck became thick all of a sudden...

Young Master Jun's words seem to be very elegant,

And it was very imposing, among the crowd, quite a few of them were taken aback for a moment, and after thinking about it carefully, they understood what it meant, and couldn't help but giggle. This kid, really knows, is broken!

For a while, the whole hall was full of the kind of hearts that belonged to men, and they could only feel the indescribable obscene laughter...

Only Princess Lingmeng, Dugu Xiaoyi, Han Yanmeng and other warm and talented women stared in amazement one by one, looked at this and then that in confusion, feeling vaguely in their hearts that this might not be a good thing, but I really can't think of it. What kind of bad thing is it? According to Jun Moxie, it is a description of a majestic general, but why is it so weird?

Several old men winked at each other. They were the only ones who really laughed out loud without any scruples. They also patted the table and thighs, laughing blindly. Dugu Zongheng slapped Tang Wanli on the shoulder who was trembling with laughter, and said with a low laugh: "Old Tang. I suddenly remembered the time when we first entered the army, the eve of the fierce battle against Tianlang Mountain; Mr. Jun The son is the captain, that night, Old Tang, you were so imposing once, we all saw it, you got up early tomorrow morning and went out to wash your underwear secretly, "

Tang Wanli immediately blushed and jumped up with a thick neck, no longer caring how afraid he was of Dugu Zongheng, he opened his hands viciously and wrapped his thick neck around him, growling in a low voice: "You, old bastard! How dare you Go on"

Dugu coughed repeatedly, but begged for mercy while laughing, several old fellows pushed their thumbs under Tang Wanli's nose one after another. Everyone has heard it."

Old Mr. Tang blushed, stood up angrily and was about to leave, but was held down by several old men together and persuaded to come down with a smile.

Dugu Xiaoyi saw that her seven elder brothers were all tightly pursing their lips and smiling, their black faces were full of joy, and their shoulders were still trembling. Shaking and shaking, it seemed really funny, so I couldn't help asking: "What is he talking about? Is it really so funny?"

Uh, the seven brothers looked at each other in blank dismay. Everyone was stunned in embarrassment, and then shook their heads in unison: "It's not funny, where is it funny? It's not funny at all!"

Dugu Xiaoyi snorted, turned her head angrily, and suddenly felt that these men, including her brothers and Jun Moxie, looked so annoying! I was so pissed off today that I couldn't get an answer for anything I asked!

Secretly recalled what Jun Moxie said, and firmly remembered it in my heart, thinking that if you don’t talk about it, you will read the book in detail, and the novel will be easy to read.” Wait for me to ask when I get home Mother, I don't believe it, I really don't know—"

Han Zhidong took a deep breath. I know that I will keep bickering with this kind of dude. Absolutely not able to gain the upper hand, said: "Your Majesty today is blessed by God. I am ashamed to give this golden autumn talent to Yan Xiaosheng, so that I can follow my teacher and come here to make up for it. When I came here just now, I saw golden chrysanthemums and osmanthus blooming in full bloom in the imperial garden. Shanglian, please enlighten me, Mr. Jun!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Jun Moxie to accept or not, he read it directly: "Royal Garden, chrysanthemum fragrance, orchid fragrance, sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance, flower fragrance, flower fragrance .”

As soon as this couplet came out, everyone thought about it.

This couplet seems simple, but it is not simple. Especially in the last sentence, the word "Tianxiang" is also embedded, which more metaphorically expresses the blessings to the Tianxiang Empire, but the horses are photographed without any traces. It can be said that he is a master. For a while, everyone was scratching their heads, wanting to face it in front of others, so as to show their talent in front of His Majesty.

As for Jun Moxie, everyone didn't expect such a profound and difficult couplet to make him right, isn't it a joke? Even in the next life, he won't be able to show it!

"Mr. Jun is a young man with little talent and learning, and he can only produce such a superficial couplet. I don't know if he can still get into the eyes of Mr. Jun?" Han Zhidong laughed, and looked at Jun Moxie very humbly, with a very sincere expression: "Please, Mr. Jun, don't hesitate to teach me a thing or two!"

If he didn't say this, or even waited until Jun Moxie didn't make a fool of himself, everyone would definitely look down on Jun Moxie and at the same time look at him high. Make a special impression on him. After all, it is not a bad talent to come up with an extremely difficult couplet on the spot; but when he said these words, everyone of the bosses sighed in their hearts.

Such a "talented scholar" who is so unreasonable and arrogant, has already fallen behind. What's more, you, a person who has been nurtured by Wenxing Academy for many years, is so proud of embarrassing a dude in poetry couplets?

This so-called genius has achieved lifelong success. Never high!

Even if there is a chance to climb up. The big bosses don't allow such a hearted person to take the position! Who can guarantee whether this guy will deal with him after he gains power? So Han Zhidong didn't know at all. Just because I said one more sentence, I completely declared the demise of my political future, and I am still complacent at this moment,

Jun Moxie frowned, if he composed impromptu poems, he could steal them for a while, but this kind of impromptu couplets, he couldn't steal them even if he wanted to. How come the first round of ya is compared to a shit couplet? Is it better than others? It's really his grandma,

Old Master Kong Lingyang narrowed his eyes. Very proud: "If you can't do it, Mr. Jun, you might as well just say it, hehe, for you, this is not something to be ashamed of."

Everyone chuckled, this old man is really relentless, and has carried out his usual habit of swearing without profanity, it seems that he is going to continue to swear.

Jun Moxie rushed upwards, suddenly turned his heart, and said loudly: "What's so difficult about this? Isn't it just a piece of bullshit Shanglian? See if my brother will match you up, stepping on Wenxing Academy alone!"

There was a lot of booing, this guy really dares to speak, just his two strokes, he dared to say such crazy words, and he was not afraid of Feng Da's tongue flashing.

It seems that this kid is going to be tortured by Wenxing Academy today,

Only Li Youran and Mr. Jun Zhantian both shrunk their eyes, but Li Youran believed that he had this ability, and this Shanglian Li Youran also tried to be right in his heart, and always felt that he was not right. Seeing Jun Moxie uttering wild words, Zixuan couldn't help thinking in his heart: Could it be that he is really better than

powerful?

Mr. Jun was a little anxious. Little bastard, didn't you agree to let you hide your clumsiness? Why are you showing your sharpness now?

Kong Lingyang sneered, and said: "Master Jun is really confident, how about it, if Mr. Jun really agrees with you within a stick of incense, I, Wenxing Academy, are willing to admit defeat; but if you don't, please ask Mr. Jun How about mediating with Young Master Tang and returning my poor disciple to me?"

The disciple he was talking about was naturally Zhao Chengsong, the "underwear-washing talent" who was abused by Tang Yuan. Where can I return him? Even if he summoned his soul back from the underworld, his bones would already be smelly by now. "No problem!" Jun Moxie raised his neck and embraced everything. If Xin Dao doesn’t match up, brother will return your disciple’s bones to you and leave. You only want disciples, and you didn’t say whether they are alive or dead. We don’t mind this,

"However, if I am right about this, you should also be right about me! If you are not right, then, from now on, your Wenxing Academy will not be able to say the word couplet in front of me, young master, how about it?" Jun Moxie blamed laugh.