Part 3 Chapter 59 This Is a Big Embarrassment...
Jun Moxie hasn't gotten up yet, he is studying his dream on the bed, and at the same time it is embarrassing
Now, it seems that the underwear can't be worn anymore, and it's wet a lot. When I touch it, it's already a little wet.
hard……
(In this case, I believe that the buddies who read the book, everyone hehehe...it's tacit...everyone
It's all very pure...)
What a disgrace! Such a nocturnal emission can actually happen to my killer Jun
Fuck, this kind of embarrassing thing, my god, no one will believe it if I tell it... What a disgrace!
Young Master Jun hurriedly pulled off the quilt to cover his body that "lost the first time", ghost
He poked his head out to check it out, then bent his legs and raised his hips in a hurry...pants! Don't change again
Lei, this is too uncomfortable.
With a sound of swiping, the movement was extremely agile, and it had already fallen off from the body. With a ball of hands, it came out
The watch sticks out from the quilt, trying to find a suitable place to throw it away...
But……
Sudden!
boom!
At this fatal moment, the door of the room was knocked open, and Mr. Jun's white beard fluttered all over his face.
In a hurry, Mao entered the door in a hurry, opened his mouth and shouted: "You boy, why can't you resist?"
Lei, you want a membership! When will it be!"
What is a coincidence without a book? That's it. At such a precarious moment, I was bumped into by someone!
Still a man, old man!
Young Master Jun almost had the urge to commit suicide at this moment, and retracted his outstretched hand into the quilt like lightning
There, a series of repeated vague promises: "It's up, it's up, don't you always go out first?"
go……
"What are you holding?" Mr. Jun suddenly became suspicious.
Not only did not have the teeth to go, but
After walking two steps, he raised his eyebrows and shouted: "Take it out for the old man to have a look!"
"It's nothing, it's nothing, it's really nothing..." Jun Mowu only felt that he had never been like this in his two lifetimes.
In such a state of embarrassment, he kept shrinking into the bed and complained: "Grandpa, your old man is too uncomfortable.
Pay attention, I'm still asleep, you just come in with a bang, luckily I don't have a wife yet, you want to
I found a daughter-in-law for you, so did you barge in so recklessly? "
What is this called?
Mr. Jun was so angry that he blew out his beard and stared at his eyes, his hair was covered with black lines, and his eyes were full of stars: "Nonsense!
How to speak? Old man, I... you kid, why don't you hurry up and take it out!? I have to ask my husband to trouble me
?"
Regardless of the three seven twenty-one, as soon as he stretched out his hand and grabbed the quilt, the skill of Tianxuan master, is it Jun Mo?
Evil, this little rookie can resist? Suddenly it was lifted with a whoosh, and in front of Mr. Jun, there was an instant
Something like a peeled egg appeared, with a dark mass in the middle, and the spear seemed to stick out.
Trembling, ground, extremely thick, straightly shaking his head...
Jun Mowu was unprepared, screamed, and covered his crotch with both hands, feeling ashamed and angry.
Die; suddenly let go of the heart, anyway, it’s too embarrassing, so I simply smashed the pot and smashed it, and realized it
Just let go of your hands, and stood up straight on the bed, standing naked, twisting gracefully.
He twisted his buttocks, took two catwalks, and said to the old man who suddenly turned into a fossil: "Mr.
Lord, don't you just want to see... Now, can you see it? "
The old man woke up like a dream, couldn't help but blushed, swung his arms round, and slapped him
Flicking it on his bare buttocks, it was extremely crisp and sweet: "I see you bastard..."
Suddenly he stretched out his hand and snatched the ball of things from Jun Moxie's hand. Gotta see what your kid is hiding
What is it!
Why does it feel a little wet? The old man didn't think of that for a while, and he was still stunned.
After a while, I held the cloth in front of my nose and took a sniff, and suddenly felt a strange smell that I hadn't seen for a long time...
Suddenly, the old man finally woke up completely!
The old man's face flushed for a while, he threw the thing away, and rushed at it viciously: "...Old man
I'll kill you, you shameless little bastard!..." Immediately there were bursts of screams, extremely miserable...
The third master Jun heard the screams from a distance, and rushed over; just in time to meet the old father with a red face
Jun Moxie came out of Jun Moxie's room, blowing his beard in anger... There was a faint smile in the corner of his eyes
"Father, did Mo Wu make you angry again?" The third master asked cautiously.
"Don't mention that little bastard!" Mr. Jun shook his right hand that grabbed the thing, speechlessly
He opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but he didn't say it after all. After shaking his head for a long time, he finally said:
"Oh, the child has grown up...it's time to find a wife..." slipped away with her hands behind her back...
After walking outside the door, I remembered the purpose of coming here, and shouted from a distance: "By the way, third child
Tell this little villain to prepare quickly, His Majesty wants to see him!" Then he disappeared with a whoosh...
What happened today, the old man, the old man who commanded the whole country, also felt extremely disappointed.
Face, I was a hero in my life, I actually saw my grandson's murder weapon today, and took that kind of thing, what a shame
Face... The problem is, while feeling depressed in my heart, I can't help but want to laugh...
There is also the meaning of being old and consoling... I am old, I can already do that, that capital...
But it's not bad, almost catching up with the old man back then, although a little worse than the old man, but
It is definitely enough, let alone only sixteen, there is still a lot of room for development...
Hurry up and spread the branches and leaves for our Jun family... The old man hugged his chest with both hands
It was like holding a baby, as if he was reviewing something, the old face suddenly smiled
flower……
After a while, Third Master Jun saw that his magical nephew was so low-key for the first time, Auntie
With her head lowered like a mother, she came out pulling here and there on her clothes, as if
It seems very wrong...
"What the hell is going on? Why are you being a monster again? I didn't understand your grandfather. Are you angry?
Well, I'm still happy, so what is Kuai's expression, scolding you, smiling at the same time, hurry up
Jian give me an explanation!" Third Master Jun was at a loss.
Young Master Jun raised his head helplessly, with a look of embarrassment, and bowed his hands reverently: "Three
Uncle, please...don't ask...
This fact is not something that can be explained face to face!
Although Young Master Jun's skin is definitely twice as thick as the corner of the Great Wall, but
Even super thick-skinned people have weaknesses, this fact is too embarrassing, really very, very
Very special and quite extraordinary...
Finally, during the meal, Jun Wuyi learned about this matter from his father, and at the same time, a
Ying Bokong, who was eating together, of course heard it, and Jun Wuyi turned the rice he ate into two white dishes on the spot.
The thread choked out from the two nostrils, and almost sprayed it to Ying Bokong who was sitting opposite...
As for the Eagle Supreme who was almost sprayed, he was not angry at all, but was stunned for a while with a strange expression.
Yes, and then I almost lost my breath from laughing, I haven't been this happy for a long time, it's a lucky draw compared to yesterday
Lai Wusai is even more happy, but it's so interesting...
After breakfast, Jun Moxie and his grandson ignored the one who was already lying on his wheelchair with a smile
The blood-clothed general who is pumping straight, and the eagle supreme who is weak and one of the eight supreme beings, everyone is fine.
Like, both got on their horses and went straight to the palace.
Only Jun Wuyi and Ying Jiankong were left, the duo who laughed so hard they almost went into a trance...
The reason why His Majesty the Emperor wanted to see Jun Mowu suddenly was because he didn't know what kind of madness he had gone into.
The already passed Golden Autumn Gifted Scholars Banquet will be held suddenly today, and the venue will be set up in the Imperial Palace.
palace.
This is a very abnormal thing.
Since the news came out in the middle of the night yesterday, Sun Chenghe, the Minister of Rites who presided over the matter, almost ran away.
Naturally, those old masters of Wenxing Academy were busier than him. The grand event that many students had been looking forward to was suddenly canceled; after a long period of disappointment, news came again
Breathing, but it's such a rush...
It was only decided at night, and the performance will be held tomorrow, how many people must be too late to participate
Woolen cloth……
Several gray-headed old masters scolded in their hearts: What's the matter with Di, even if you are in a hurry
To breastfeed, you have to untie your bosom...
But there is no way, the great emperor of heaven and earth is the biggest! The old man said today, then
It's today! If His Majesty was offended and canceled in a fit of anger, wouldn't it be my gang
Xi jin ruined the golden road of the students?
This time, not only is the time tight and the location is weird, but also the scale is unprecedentedly grand.
The princes of the great family were also invited, the three princes and several princesses also attended, and even
As for the talented women of various families, they are welcome to come, as long as you come!
Therefore, notorious dandies like Jun Mowu and Fatty Tang are actually on the list.
Names, all received invitations...
Along the way, the old man remained silent with a sullen face, and the more Jun Moxie thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.
Both grandparents and grandchildren felt at the same time that this so-called golden autumn banquet for talented scholars was probably a good one!
It's abnormal! It's abnormal, it's outrageous!
Especially Jun Mowu, who faintly felt that there seemed to be some kind of invisible big net,
Covering himself... Jun Moxie was puzzled: why did he have such a strange feeling?
Sleep?
***Aiming at anyone should not be targeting me! Of course, I am very talented and educated.
Ancient and modern poems, songs, zithers, calligraphy and paintings are all familiar, but these people don't know;
In my eyes, who is my old man...
"Mo Xie. Today's matter... I always feel that something is wrong there." Mr. Jun Zhantian
With serious eyes: "You...you have to try your best to hide your clumsiness!"
In order to reassure Grandpa, Jun Moxie smiled brightly: "Grandpa, you still can't trust me?
Pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, we are a must! We are the number one dude in Tianxiang, what clumsiness are we hiding?
clumsy!"
"Little ghost head!" Grandpa Jun laughed amused by him, feeling a lot of pressure invisibly.
reduce.
A mountain of meat stands in front of the palace!
Jun Moxie took a look, ha, acquaintance, it is Fatty Tang... a pair of brothers and sisters, one
Not falling...,...
Mr. Jun went in and went to court early. As for Mr. Jun and Fatty Tang, they squatted on the ground together.
On the floor, one could not squat down and lean on the wall, all of them were evil-looking and had no image at all.
Nibbling.
The young masters and gifted scholars next to each other are all glamorous, high-spirited, and unrestrained,
It is even more incompatible with these two people. Seeing that the two were so tired and lazy, they all hid away from the two of them,
Ask anyone you don't know.
"Who are these two people? Why are they so disregarding manners!" one person asked.
"You don't know? You don't know these two people?" Another voice was surprised,
Listening to the degree of surprise, it seems that the Americans do not know Washington, and the French do not know Napoleon.
Germans don't know Hitler in general.