Part 3 Chapter 70

"It's a deal!" Kong Lingyang didn't take him seriously at all, not to mention that you may not be able to match Han Zhidong's above couplet, even if you were lucky enough to be able to match it, just relying on this shallow couplet written by this dude, is it still true? Can you live in our entire Wenxing Academy? What a big joke, Jun Mowu slapped his thigh, with a crisp sound, grabbed a jug of wine on the table, stepped on the chair with one foot, raised his head and took two sips, thought for a while, then raised his head to wash He took two bites and thought for a while.

Everyone's eyes were focused on him, even His Majesty the Emperor looked at him with interest, and a cold light flashed faintly in his eyes. If Jun Mowu can really match this couplet properly, then I really need to reevaluate the Jun family... Dugu Xiaoyi and Princess Lingmeng looked at him anxiously, and couldn't help but feel... Complaint: What can you do? If you don’t match up, you will lose face, but you dare not speak out for fear of disturbing his train of thought.

Seeing that most of Jun Moxie's jar of wine had already gone down, Duguying became anxious, "Hey! Don't you just use this opportunity to drink more?"

Dugu Xiaoyi gave her elder brother a hard look, and said angrily, "Others are not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?" Duguying scratched her head, sat down embarrassingly, and looked helplessly at the wine jar in Jun Mowu's hand...Suddenly As soon as Jun Moxie raised his head, he raised his right hand and slapped a choke, clear and crisp, and said: "Yes!"

Under everyone's expectation, Young Master Jun complacently read out his Xialiangong's "Yuan Smelly Street, Human Shit Smelly, Dog Shit Smelly, Pig Shit Smelly, Shit Smelly Shit Smelly Shit Shit Smelly, Confucianism Smelly Smells, Smells Smell For Ten Thousand Years, Ten thousand years alone stinks.

Shocked, "Absolutely, really absolutely... use fragrance to smell, use excrement to flower... vomit..." Tang Yuan hurriedly jumped out to praise, but before he finished speaking, the "absolute" in his mouth I felt sick for a while, I couldn't speak, I just felt disgusted in my stomach... This pair is right... It's absolutely disgusting. If it’s not disgusting, it would be weird if you want to spit it out... Everyone has strange expressions, looking at Jun Mowu with some grief and indignation, suddenly, with a wow, the little princess Han Yanmeng of Fengxue Silver City covered her mouth and ran away After going out, all the young ladies covered their mouths in a swarm... Finally, Dugu Xiaoyi also covered her mouth and ran away, before she ran out, she gave Jun Moxie a bitter look.

"Who dares to say that I'm not right? We're right!" Jun Moxie raised his arms and grabbed a crab. He took out the crab roe and stuffed it into his mouth. chew.

Everyone watched him stuff the yellow crab roe into his mouth, and when they thought of the disgusting second line just now, everyone turned pale again.

Everyone is a piece of primitive language; the pair is indeed matched, and he scolded these great Confucians severely, just the "smell of Confucianism" can make the old masters angry Trembling. As for the rhythm, even Kong Lingyang and Mei Gaojie dare not say that such couplets are not aligned or neat, but... such couplets cannot be matched when everyone is eating. , isn’t that intentionally looking ugly? You got the upper and lower couplets right, but it directly made everyone lose their appetite... "Feng Shui turns,

Now it's my turn to ask questions. "Jun Mowu waved half of the crab in his hand triumphantly: "I remember half a month ago, that day, I was at home, uh...studying poetry, suddenly my grandfather had an old friend visit, this old friend's name is very strange, So I am very impressed; his surname is He, and his first name is Shang; he gave my grandfather a painting, which is a picture of a lotus painted by himself. Didn't match up. "

Speaking of this, Dugu Xiaoyi and the other girls came back with pale faces one by one. Everyone stared at Pain Moxie bitterly, wanting to run over and bite him.

When he said this, someone already asked curiously: "But I don't know what the Shanglian Jun Sanshao said?"

"This upper couplet is very simple, only seven characters... draw the lotus monk painting." Jun Moxie snorted twice, and threw out this absolute. As for the scapegoat, it was directly blamed on Mr. Jun. Anyway, Mr. Jun is here now, so he is not afraid of cheating. In this world, there may be too many people who can't be trusted, but my grandfather is definitely one of the most worthy of my trust. Don't tell me you lied face to face, even if you don't face to face, Mr. Jun must wipe his grandson's ass "paint a lotus flower" Monk painting... draw lotus and monk painting..." Everyone frowned as soon as this upper couplet came out. This couplet seems very simple at first glance, but when you touch it carefully, everyone takes a deep breath. It can be read anyway, and the meaning is the same anyway; there is a person's name embedded in the middle, anyway; although the first and last words are the same, but the movement and silence are opposite.

All the old masters frowned. They never expected that this dandy, who did all kinds of crimes, did not learn, and had no skills, would throw a huge problem when he opened his mouth. Fell into an unprecedented bitter battle! Twenty talented scholars frowned and thought hard at the same time, and everyone racked their brains and thought hard.

Jun Moxie has already corrected the problem that he had posed, even though the second couplet that he posed was quite unbearable, but if he is not right, he is right, this is already a fact that cannot be changed, and now that the other party has a problem, his own But he was at a loss, if he could not answer in the end, then it would mean that the entire Wenxing Academy was stumped by Jun Mowu.

Can Deng Mou perfectly decipher this absolute, but be stumped by an ignorant dude...? ? How humiliating would that be? The entire academy, which represents the most talented school in the Tianxiang Empire, will be so embarrassing. In fact, this couplet, even Jun Moxie’s previous life on Earth, this couplet is also an absolute! Until it was posted on the Internet, countless people worked hard, and after several accumulations, they barely matched it. A few, and whether it is in terms of artistic conception, rhythm, or other conditions, it can be said that there is not a single word that can make the confrontation work stable and seamless.

With such absoluteness, it would be too difficult for these talented scholars to face each other in just a short stick of incense.

The two masters were also contemplating Mei Gao Jie Mei's old master frowned bitterly, paced back and forth slowly; shook his head from time to time, murmured: "No, no!" Then he continued to meditate.

Kong Lingyang Old Mr. Kong remained motionless, closed his eyes and looked up at the sky, his face was full of deep thinking, from a distance, it seemed that the wrinkles on his face had deepened, and the rustling white was like snow and silver, which made people feel It seems that I can't help but feel a sad emotion in my network.

In fact, this duel is aimed at the gifted scholars of Wenxing Academy present at the meeting. The two old masters should not be involved in it. Strictly speaking, it is even more illegal. But at this moment, it is related to the reputation of Wenxing Academy for more than a hundred years. However, the two old masters don't care about so many, as for Young Master Jun, he doesn't care about it even more, let alone adding those two old ghosts, even if you find ten or twenty more, so what?

Time passed bit by bit, a stick of incense curled up and smoked, and the mother-in-law was completely reduced to ashes.

The miracle didn't happen. "I'm sorry! I admit defeat!" Han Zhidong lowered his head in a slump, and he couldn't help but feel a strong sense of frustration in his heart. He, the talented student trained by Wenxing Academy, had to face him in front of Jun Moxie, a dude. The moment the pair lost, he wanted to die, "No! Although you lost, it wasn't you who lost! At least it wasn't just you!" Jun Moxie half-lyed on his chair, and slowly stretched out a stick finger, and shook it lightly: "Because, it's not you who bet with me! You, at best, are just a pawn here, the most inconspicuous pawn, and you are not qualified to bet with me! No matter what aspect , you are not qualified! You are far behind!"

After finishing speaking, Jun Moxie lifted his chin and looked at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang with a smile: "You two old masters, what do you say?"

"It's us who lost!" The two old men's faces were devastated, and their eyes no longer had the radiant look when they first came in. People, actually want to admit defeat in front of Jun Moxie, this kind of strong humiliation makes the two old men feel that life is worse than death.

Kong Lingyang trembled his lips, and said in a low voice: "The old man has fulfilled his promise. From now on, Wenxing Academy will not talk about couplets in front of you, Jun Moxie!"

For a while, the hall was silent.

Jun Moxie sighed, he respected the strength of these two old men, and he was unwilling to force each other to such a point; just because these two people organized Wenxing Academy, selected the best and recorded it, for The Empire spares no effort in cultivating talents; moreover, among the students selected into Wenxing Academy, they have never been poor, they only talk about talent and learning, ignore wealth, and ignore power. These points alone are worthy of Jun Moxie's admiration. But these two people, of course they can Respect, but there are still too many shortcomings. In terms of knowledge, the two are naturally enough, but in terms of method and purpose, the two are wrong! They only pay attention to the cultivation of knowledge and ability, but neglect the shaping of character. Teachers are not only teaching knowledge It's that simple.

Before Jun Moxie crossed over, there was a saying that was widely circulated: Teachers are engineers of human souls. Indeed, the so-called generation of Confucianism, the disciples taught are all knowledgeable, outstanding in poetry, excellent in strategy, and more intentionally cultivate their talents. The ability to engage in politics can ensure that once they enter the official career, they can display what they have learned and their own talents as soon as possible; but it ignores one point, if they are not good-natured, they will do everything for profit, and the center of everything will only revolve around their own interests. Prosperity and wealth, then such an official would be extremely terrifying. Let alone Wenxing Academy, there are thousands of disciples under the names of these two old men. Once these people leave the academy and enter In the officialdom, there are high and low, or rich and poor, but it is undeniable that everyone can find their own errands, even if they can't control the officialdom, but the disciples from Wenxing Academy are excellent staff of the major power families Candidates; even the poorest ones can get a job as a teacher or a copywriter.

How much harm will this group of people who step into society without moral education cause to ordinary people? This is simply unimaginable. Therefore, Jun Moxie is very uncomfortable with this aspect! He is very disgusted, even despised. So, even if these two old men are pissed off today, Jun Moxie will not feel that It's not right! I even think it should be done.

I'm not a good person, and I'm not interested in caring about the suffering of the people and the common people in the world, but since you want to bully me, you have to do what you can to do justice for the sky.

The world is tricky, Jun Moxie let out a long sigh; look at being forced by you, even the killer has become a moralist. Killer Jun suddenly felt that he was noble...Damn it, I am a wanted person no matter which world I go to, but I would actually save all people from suffering and save the people from suffering...Eh, even though all this hasn't happened yet...