Part 3, Chapter 26: The Aristocratic Interpretation of the Great Shopkeeper Tang Yuan

Waves of ethereal music floated down from upstairs and echoed in the hall. These pieces of music are not so uncommon, but just like this, they are only heard and no one is heard. On the contrary, I feel that this very ordinary piece of music has added a bit of elegance.

On the ground, there is a thick layer of carpet. The cyan color gives people an unusually heavy feeling. Although the color is not so conspicuous, it makes people feel warm and luxurious!

On each table, there is a name written. The first row is naturally a member of the royal family, standing out from the crowd, and there are only four tables. Everyone was thinking in their hearts: This noble hall is really a big name. Even the royal family didn't arrange private rooms...

But more so all in one hall. On the contrary, it makes people feel that he has really entered the ranks of real nobles and has no distance from the royal family. Isn't he a noble?

So everyone is happy, uh, except the royal family.

The second row is the family members of the major aristocratic families. The ranking is in no particular order; the third row is the descendants of officials. And rich households with titles; and the fourth row after that, are the richest people in Tianxiang City.

Between each row, there is a rolling curtain of pearls that seems to fall from the sky, but it only covers three feet above the head of the person, but it makes everyone feel that the other side is hazy and cannot see clearly. up,

In the surrounding corners, in every corner, there is an extremely exquisite crane incense burner, and green smoke is slowly spit out from the crane's beak, floating in the air, feeling more peaceful.

Some people came very early and had been waiting for almost half the morning, but they showed no signs of impatience at all. On the contrary, it is more energetic and full of interest.

Dozens of young girls in pale yellow clothes came and went like butterflies wearing teacups, everyone was light and pretty. Demeanor is generous, and there is a limit to advancing and retreating.

In front of the first row, there was a thick milky white tapestry, as if it had fallen from the sky, covering the back tightly, at first glance it looked like an unusually thick wall.

The music stopped abruptly.

Everyone is refreshed, good show. Is it finally about to kick off?

The snow-white tapestry in front of him rose up silently, revealing a huge white platform as a whole. Just as the tapestry was raised, the bag exposed on the auction platform suddenly shone brightly. It is inlaid with countless gemstones, refracted from different parts to form a circle of light, and covered on the round platform. A small square.

There, there is a table.

There are hammers and timid hammers on the table!

This is simply a dreamlike arrangement.

Shengbaotang, which claims to be the number one auction house in the mainland, compared with this design, is like a pheasant meeting a golden phoenix, and a beggar is compared with a prince.”

The sound of heavy footsteps rumbled, and everyone paid attention at the same time, only listening to the sound. It just feels unusual. What a heavy behemoth to lift. To make such soul-stirring footsteps?

End of light.

A bunch of meat mountains are walking like dragons and tigers, Gu Pan proudly walked slowly, every step, the fat white meat under the solemn black robe danced a cheerful dance, really rhythmic.

"Since you have received the invitation from this hall, you are the nobles of my Tianxiang City and the distinguished guests of this hall! I am the treasurer of the noble hall, Tang Yuan, who is also the auctioneer. On behalf of Prince Equality , the Jun family, and the Tang family. On behalf of the Noble Hall, I would like to extend my warmest welcome to all the nobles." Tang Yuan said on his back. finished. He even bowed.

In fact, Fatty Tang was still endorsing the book. Because this speech was written by Young Master Jun himself, and it was so eloquent that it almost included the construction of spiritual civilization and material civilization.

There was a round of applause from the audience, very enthusiastic, without saying anything else. Just say that "the nobles of Tianxiang City" no matter whether it is genuine or not, at least it will be able to overwhelm those people who do not deal with it in the future!

"Noble hall, as the name suggests, is a place where only real nobles can come. So, what is a noble?" The fat man put his hands behind his back, pretending to be pointing the country, and said with great difficulty: Leaving aside the fat body, the stature is not short, and the proportions of the limbs are considered normal. Although it is not tall and mighty, it is still the body shape of a middle man. However, after adding the fat body, the arms that were not short before Wrapped in fat, it is not short or short, and coupled with the thick waistline, it can't be wrapped around at all, and the two fat hands can't be handed over behind the back, but Tang Yuan still does his best according to Young Master Jun's instructions. He made such a gesture to show his elegance and composure.

However, although Tang Yuan felt good about himself, and felt that this was the most prominent moment in his life, but in the eyes of the people below, he was like a bear walking with his hands behind his back and pretending to be elegant, and his every move seemed extremely clumsy.

Everyone tried their best to hold back a smile.

Fatty Tang looked around in a "dignified" look: "The so-called nobles are superiors and superiors! For example, this thing." Tang Yuan flipped his hand, and a round object appeared in the palm of his hand: "I believe everyone They all know and have tasted this crop called potatoes. As we all know, a catty of soil is only three pennies in the market.”

Tang Yuan paused again, tantalizing.

Everyone doesn't understand. This guy talked about nobles, but why did he take out a potato? This thing is never put on the table by rich and famous families!

"Potatoes, which cost three renminbi a catty, are not only cheap, but also convenient to cook. You only need to cook them with water when you get home, and you can eat them. You can shred them, slice them, or cut them into cubes. There is nothing wrong with it."

Tang Yuan felt that his diction was very cultured, with a feeling of "Hongru". He couldn't help but made a "gentle and elegant" smile. In the eyes of everyone in the audience, "Guiwu", but it was like a catty hanging in his eyes. The twitching of the sow on the wall after being whipped is simply horrible!

"However, as long as it is put in a tavern, no matter if it is shredded and sliced, as long as it is made into a dish, it will cost half a tael, a profit of more than a hundred times!" Fatty Tang continued drinking. "A person who spends half a tael in a tavern is obviously an aristocrat compared to a person who cooks at home. Aristocrats, they eat for the same price! However, this is still a relatively low-level."

"If it's in a higher-level hotel, it's the same potato shreds. But it will cost at least three taels of silver. Naturally, here is another level higher. Counting up, uh, it's like going to the brothel in Lingwu Lake , holding a fan head in each hand, and then ordering a potato shred, it will cost twenty taels of silver. If you can't get down, you can invite "Everyone. If you are with me, I still care about a little money there,"

When Fatty Tang talked about his elation, he blinked his eyes like he was speaking to a group of clients in a brothel. There was a smile on his face that only a man can understand.

Sure enough, there was an unspoken obscene laughter from below. This kind of laughter made several female guests in the hall frown! Especially Zi'er "Everyone" who came with the second prince is already so angry and pretty...

Princess Lingmeng heard this kind of laughter beside her, looked sideways, and saw her father was squinting his eyes and touching his beard, the light in his eyes showed a smile of infinite sympathy when he met a confidant. I couldn't help coughing, and coughed a little more vigorously. He whispered angrily: "Hmph! Men are not good things!"

His Majesty the Emperor suddenly coughed twice in embarrassment, then his face sank, and he hurriedly put away the unrestrained memories, looking serious. Sitting upright on a small pier. But I thought in my heart: Grass! I was almost fooled by this fat man, we are elegant people",

Only nbsp;nbsp;, of course. If you go to the ninth floor of Tianlou, the most luxurious hotel in Tianxiang City, order a potato shreds. A potato shreds that also has no special features at all will cost one hundred taels of silver! " Tang Yuan stretched out a finger and waved it lightly in front of his eyes.

this action. He also learned it from Jun Moxie. Jun Moxie is tall and tall, with slender fingers. When doing this, there is no pop-up window novel website. Naturally, it is quite elegant, and it will also bring out the arrogance in his bones.

Tang Yuan was envious. Secretly learned, now in public. In front of everyone's eyes, he showed it consciously and unrestrainedly, and felt a sense of relief in his heart, the buddy finally showed his face once.

The fat man undoubtedly showed his face, to be more precise, it should be said that he leaked his face,

Because in the eyes of others, the fat man is like a fat old sow with a carrot stuck in her hoof, swinging around in a deadly way, and trembling with nervous stiffness, her face is actually There is also a very proud smile, and all the nobles present are horrified, even the strong ones with impressive strength are no exception, it is really disgusting!

"One hundred taels of silver is enough for an ordinary family of four to buy potatoes for five years! But in Jietianlou, they can only eat a plate of shredded potatoes, which is the cheapest dish on the top floor of Jietianlou. Home-cooked food that can be eaten anywhere!"

Tang Yuan laughed. He raised his arms and shouted: "Here, is the potato shreds really what you eat? No! What you eat here is demeanor. What you eat is elegance! What you eat is status! What you eat is taste! Also, what you eat is at this price! Eat Yes, it is the lonely guest who is so cold at the height! This is the real noble enjoyment!"

"As for all of you who can be in the hall of our Noble Hall today, the status of any one of you among the wealthy people in Xiangcheng today is equivalent to sitting on the ninth floor of Jietian Tower!"

Tang Yuan was hoarse. The muscles all over his body were trembling and jumping excitedly, and his expression was ferocious and crazy: "This is the paradise of the real nobles! Even if you just drink a glass of white water here, it is also the white water of the real nobles! To paraphrase the previous sentence, what we drink is not white water, but It's a lonely person who is too cold at a high place! The loneliness at the peak, the loneliness that only true nobles can experience!"

There was thunderous applause, Fatty's words won the hearts of the people. Since it resonated greatly.

And in a big room upstairs, Jun Moxie burst out laughing: "So the so-called real nobleman that the fat man said is the Ji Binren family who eat shredded potatoes and drink boiled water!"