Part 3, Chapter 16 The Fatty's Blind Date
Jun Moxie covered his eyes and moaned unbearably. I was really curious in my heart: "What kind of woman can bear the weight of nearly five hundred catties? I can't help but feel a little bit excited.
strange.
After breakfast, the two of them waited for a while with big eyes and small eyes. After calculating that it was almost time, they took a large number of guards and went out to meet the beauties.
"Third Young Master, tell me, if Ms. Sun thinks I'm fat and heavy, what will I do? I"" Along the way, Tang Yuan was a little preoccupied, worrying about gains and losses. The horse under his crotch was breathing heavily and rattling
nose. Foam was dripping from the corner of his mouth, and he was struggling to move.
Jun Moxie responded with a grunt, his eyes patrolling the sides of the road, looking absent-minded.
Fatty Tang didn't notice Jun Sanshao's absent-mindedness at all. He looked at his fat body in distress, sighed long and short, and suddenly thought of something. He asked vigorously: "Third Young Master, tell me, if I reduce the mountain nbsp;nbsp;," you supervise me. Will it work? "
When he twisted his waist, the horse under his crotch let out a mournful voice, and his four hooves trembled a few times.
After a few heavy breaths, the horse turned its head, looked at Tang Yuan sadly, and walked even slower... It seems that Fatty Tang's twisting of the waist directly caused the horse to twist its waist...
Wait, um, after this part of work is over, and your injury is healed, I will start to relieve your pain.
Fat. "Jun Moxie smiled evilly, touched his chin and said: "I will definitely make you look as thin as bean sprouts
land. "
So, um, then I'll leave it all to you... you know. If my brother wasn't so fat, he would actually be quite handsome..." Tang Yuan pinched an orchid finger and flirted with Jun Moxie
Eye.
Let's drive! "Jun Dagao slammed the whip on the horse's buttocks, just ran out, turned his head, and spat out.
Fatty Tang's winking eyes are too lethal...
"An appointment to meet here!?" Jun Moxie looked at the restaurant in front of him, which was close to martial law, and couldn't help opening his eyes: "Your fiancée actually asked you to meet in a restaurant? This is too surprising to me
Oh, it's really not the meeting place you proposed? ! "
"It's not me,
Wouldn't it be nice to meet in a restaurant? I think it's great! " Tang Yuan looked at Young Master Jun inexplicably, and asked wonderingly: "What's so strange about this? "
"Isn't it strange? It's understandable for a man to meet a man in a restaurant, but it's a bit extraordinary for a woman to ask her fiancé to meet in a restaurant.
up. "Jun Moxie clicked his tongue twice, and said: "Fatty, it seems that your future half-wife is not an ordinary person either. "
"What's the matter? If you don't make an appointment in a restaurant, why not make an appointment in an old courtyard?" Tang Yuan rolled his eyes
Skin. Expressing incomprehension to Young Master Jun's attitude, he scoffed in his nostrils and said, "It's rare to see more."
Strange! "
Before Jun Moxie could speak, a white shadow suddenly flew out of the restaurant with a bang, almost the moment he saw the white shadow, the white shadow had already stood on Jun Moxie's shoulder, the speed was so fast that it would never Inferior to first-class masters.
Facing the sudden surprise attack, Young Master Jun seemed completely unresponsive, letting the white shadow stay on his shoulder. Instead, the white shadow whined twice, slid down to his chest, and burrowed into his arms, the clothes on his chest rose and fell, a small head popped out of Jun Moxie's collar, stretched out Stretching out his head to look, he snuggled up here securely, motionless, as if he was in the closest, most reliable, most comfortable embrace...
"Scary! Little thing, why are you here?" With the keen sense of the killer Jun, he had already noticed what the white shadow was, and he grabbed the little guy in his arms by the ear, and asked softly.
That little thing that fell from the sky suddenly was Dugu Xiaoyi's Iron Leopard! You can feel the weight in your arms, it's only been a few days since I've seen him, and the little guy has weighed a lot.
Moreover, on the double ribs of this little guy, there is actually a pair of small protrusions, which stick up obliquely. The Iron Leopard originally only grows flesh when it is close to adulthood and its strength reaches its peak.
wing. And this little guy, who was just full moon at best, has already grown into a prototype, and the prospects of this little thing are absolutely limitless.
Hearing Mr. Jun's kissing question, the little thing looked at Mr. Jun with big watery eyes in black and white. He groaned twice, his eyes were full of intimacy, he stuck out his little pink tongue, and lightly licked the collar of Jun Daqing's chest, turned over happily, and stuck out his two little paws. out
Come. Grabbing Young Master Jun's collar, with a look of enjoyment on his face, looking at the meaning, there is a lot to think about
The meaning of holding five hundred years...
The little thing is guarding against a good person who will throw it out, as for what he asked... I don't understand.
The little girl regards this little thing as the top of her heart. Since it appears here, it means...
Jun Moxie shook his head, there is no need to think about it any more, since this little thing appeared here. That little girl, Dugu Xiaoyi, must be here too! Thinking of the savagery of this little girl, Young Master Jun
But it's quite a headache.
Speaking of which, the entire Fragrant City today, including the ruler of the Tianxiang Empire who has never met, the young master Jun may not be willing to watch it." But when it comes to people who really avoid taboos, the little girl Dugu Xiaoyi is which is called
But now it's at the door. It was inevitable that he couldn't back down, so Young Master Jun had no choice but to bite the bullet and called Fatty Tang to get off the horse, and the two walked inward.
I don't know if this counts as knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, but traveling to the mountains? !
It seems to meet today. Sun Shangshu's side took great effort and spent a lot of time to book out the entire restaurant... In the entire restaurant, there is only one table of guests in the central lobby!
And there are only two people!
Among them, the one who is wearing a light green shirt and has an unusually petite figure is obviously that girl Dugu Xiaoyi,
Just look at the habitual movement of the braids on her head shaking twice every time she said a word, you can tell, but who is that person sitting with her?
Beside Dugu Xiaoyi, there is a rough and bold figure. Looking from behind, he has a thick back, broad shoulders, thick back and thick arms, and his head is slightly yellowed. One can tell at a glance that this person is a troubled person.
A strange man, a great husband in the world of mortals! It seems that the Dugu family is still worried and sent a brother of Dugu Xiaoyi to be a bodyguard. I just don't know which one of the heroes rushed forward?
It's just based on Young Master Jun's eyesight. But one can clearly feel that this person's demeanor must definitely be there, and a hero rushes forward." Waiting for any one of the seven to be above, could it be that the Dugu family has hidden a person in the snow?
"Old Eight"?
Young Master Jun and Tang Yuan naturally saw these two people as soon as they entered the door, and they were about to walk over when they suddenly felt something was wrong.
Jun Moxie slapped himself on the forehead: The one who accompanied Fatty Tang on a blind date today was not a blind date by himself, but where is that Miss Sun? It seems that there is no other woman here except Dugu Xiaoyi. For some reason, an unprecedented sense of fear arises inexplicably, and it can't be lingered in every possible way.
With a flash of thought, Mr. Jun faintly thought of a very unlikely possibility, pulled the fat man's sleeve, and asked in a low voice: "Fat man, your fiancée is that Miss Sun, whom you met before?" Have you been?"
Tang Yuan was sweating nervously in his palms, feeling that he was not strong enough, his hands were tugging here and there, his big fat head was writhing, looking at himself in all directions, vowing to leave a perfect place for his fiancée. impression. Hearing Jun Moxie's words, he whispered back: "No. No
However, my fiancée is a true lady of every family! If you don't leave the gate and don't step through the two gates, how can ordinary people see it? "
After finishing speaking, Tang Yuan leaned close to Jun Moxie's ear mysteriously, and said: "But I guess
People shouldn't be wrong, because I once heard my grandfather say that his old man had a very good impression of Miss Sun. With my grandfather's brilliant eyesight, people can't be wrong. "
"Then what did you say, Lord Mou?" Jun Moxie was very curious.
"My grandfather said: That girl of the Sun family has a big butt, so she will definitely have a son. She is a perfect match for you." Tang Yuan smiled meaningfully, and his short eyebrows twitched excitedly: "Third Young Master, It's not like you don't know, brother, my favorite is a woman with a big butt, and my fiancée is my brother's dream lover, hehehe, hehehe..."
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes and walked in, ignoring this obscene fat man, even his fiancée made arrangements at will. It's really...excellent, but what kind of girl can be "perfectly matched" with a fat man? ! In terms of Fatty's virtues, plus the dirty things he did a while ago, Sun Shangshu didn't propose to break off the engagement, all of this seems really unusual nbsp;nbsp;,"
Just as Young Master Jun was pondering over this strange matter, a voice directly shocked Jun Dasha.
hand!
Come on, Jun... Brother Moxie, you are here. "Dugu Xiaoyi spotted them first,
I greeted him excitedly, "I guessed that you would come with Fatty, so I also pestered Sister Sun, and I must accompany her, hee hee. Sure enough, I guessed right, you are really here, come here quickly
Jun Moxie shuddered all over, and a layer of goosebumps appeared. Dugu Xiaoyi's voice
Jun Moxie called "Brother Moxie" was cold all over, when did this girl treat me so politely?
Say, uh, it’s you, Miss Dugu, we’re really destined ho ho ho” “We can meet wherever we go; well, which grand sister of yours is there? "Jun Moxie answered quickly, and asked hard for "what if".
"You still call me Miss Dugu!" Dugu Xiaoyi opened her mouth in dissatisfaction, looked at him bitterly, suddenly stretched out her hand, and pulled Xiao Baibai out of Jun Moxie's arms, ignoring the little guy's squeak Buyi pouted his lips and said, "Isn't that right?"
Tang Yuan had been salivating over his fiancée for a long time. Hearing this, he immediately craned his neck to look, but he still didn't find Miss Sun's beautiful figure. Because of the side that Dugu Xiaoyi was pointing at. Only the big man in Angzang is there to pour and drink for himself. Where is there Miss Sun?
Young Master Jun applauded in his heart: Mr. Tang is indeed right, it is indeed a perfect match
Together, a pair is born, a pair is made by earth!