Comedy

Waiting for the blind president, naturally there is no secretive thing, bathing, changing clothes, happily living in the same room, looking in the mirror when there is likely a grimace. Anyway, there is impossible this man can do that kind of thing, but……

“Cen Yu Hao, you even blindfolded my eyes!” She was so shivering.

“I gave you a lot of hints, blame yourself for being stupid!”

God! She changed clothes in front of him more than once! How long had he seen her changing?

“Cen Yu Hao, you rogue!”

He showed an evil charming smile: “Now I will really show you what is rogue!”

Qin Juran finds herself transmigrated into an old-fashioned campus romance novel one day. The original character was a typical pretty but feeble “white lotus.”* Nothing but a dense crybaby, ignorant in many ways.

After being used as cannon fodder, pushed around through and through by the male lead, she ends up happily ever after with the same male lead who did nothing but look at her coldly throughout the entire story.

In the blink of an eye, Qin Juran finds herself standing on top of a podium, a black minidress-wearing, smokey-eyed, pretty younger student standing besides her. She held a letter in her hand, saying, “Qin Juran, you say that you don’t like Fan Chuan, but your love letter sure says differently!”

Amidst the stares of all the classmates around her, Qin Juran curved her lips and grabbed the letter, ripping it apart in a single motion. She stepped closer to the girl and leaned one hand on the blackboard behind her, tilting her chin up with the other. “What, are you jealous, babe?”

Ruan Nan: ???

The rest of the class: ???

Ruan Nan: “Qin Juran, actually, I never liked Fan Chuan in the first place. I just wanted to steal something of yours.”

Qin Juran: “What do you know, I never liked Fan Chuan either. I’d rather steal your heart.”

“My name is Qin Juran, ‘Ju’ as in ‘unJUst desires.’ “My name is Ruan Nan, ‘Nan’ as in ‘iNANe life.’”**

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As Qin Juran read that old-fashioned campus romance novel, she hated the white lotus main character, of the same name, from the start. Instead, she was fascinated by the cool, brave, dashing, straightforward “evil” second female lead. She always hoped that one day in the future…

“Ruan Nan, do you know what it means, to long that for ‘one day’”?

**The Chinese character for “jū” in Qin Juran’s name is the same character as in the term “jūxīnpǒcè,” which means to harbor ill intentions. Similarly, the character for “nán” in Ruan Nan’s name is in the term “Tài nánle,” which is an expression for “life is too hard.” These were the closest equivalents I could come up with English.

[Ding! You have received a malicious complaint from the patient and get a system compensation reward!]

If you have a bad review compensation system, what kind of person would you choose to be?!

Chen Nan chose to be a good person.

A person who dares to tell the truth.

An open and open person.

A person who is not afraid of power.

A person who will never compromise.

A person who will never recognize cowardices in the face of this era of demon dance!

Those who hold salaries for everyone should not freeze them to death in the wind and snow!

For those who control water for the world, don't let them indulge in the lake and sea!

Those who fight for the present should not drown them in the dust!

The founder of the future should not make it narrow from wide to narrow!

Sadly, if the good do not end well, can the evil be even worse?

A magnificent country, Chen Nan, is willing to guard medical ethics, understand right and wrong, meticulously, and tell the truth, so as to never return to tragedy!

If I am a doctor, I will be the doctor who stands upright, not meticulously and aboveboard!

I… Can I blow you away with one punch?

Invincible Xiao Zhengtai punched Wan Xiu to surrender!

Li Fei crossed the profound realm and became a five-year-old kid!

Fortunately, there is an invincible super god system, and I accidentally buckled my foot, comprehending the powerful vajra legs in the profound realm, and even breathing air can comprehend the magic!

Because it’s so cute, there are always girls who want to tease me!

Blowing a sigh, destroy the entire sect. Eat a bun and comprehend a fist as big as a Xianshu sandbag!

Shuttle through the world, super god and invincible! …

This ancient god is listless. It should be heatstroke. I'm going to remove his spine and put it on my battery car. This old heart wash can still be used to wash and put it in a thermos cup. Why are these Cthulhu eyes so much? It's okay to dig your eyes, right? That outland pillar young man, that's right, it's you. Your claws have stepped on my floor. Since you don't want it, give it to me!

The villain is an essential novel character that needs to be filled in. As a high-class villain club’s heir, Xia Bei Bei is determined to have her name go down in history as a byword for infamy villainess. However, to forge ahead towards the brilliant prospect as a true villainess BOSS, inevitably there will be a figure who appears in front of her from time to time who wanted to push her to her death due to some twisted rule.

Xia Bei Bei: Male God, what are you doing right now?

Such-and-such Male God: I know that you have been coveting my beauty for a long time. So this time, I’ll reluctantly allow you to be intimate with me. Darling, you can’t backpedal. I’ll let you kiss me.

Xia Bei Bei: Cough* Cough* Male God, don’t give up on your treatment!

The moment the blue moon rises, all humans around the world become chuunibyou. They all mistakenly believe that they have supernatural powers, magic, and fighting spirit.

I am the only one who is normal.

[This is a Conan fan] The full title of the book: "I was named by a famous detective as the number one criminal suspect just after I traveled to the world of Ke Xue. As a coroner, I am not panic at all now."

An ordinary student, a wretched peeper, a cowardly teenager with a kind heart. In a terrorist attack, he inherited the knowledge of countless elites, embarked on a path of God Jagged Tu…

He is an artist!

He is a mathematician!

He is a psychology Doctor!

He is a master of fighting!

In fact, he is a man

Taken off raw site:

A wretched, dirty young man is working during the summer when he was caught up in a mysterious explosion. After that explosion, the young man is then left with the memories and knowledge of dozens of the world’s experts.

He has changed, his heart has become cold, iron-blooded. He became a killing machine, his mind turned mechanical, calculative. Everything goes according to his plans and calculations!

In this magical, slaughterous world, a door is opened for him…

One day, a boy with the same name of Liu Maoxing from Chuuka Ichiban was transported to the world of “Shokugeki no Soma”….

For the sake of maintaining his ‘Tongue of God’, he has no other choice but to aim for the peak of the world of cooking!

As a chef at the level of “Instant noodle cooking”, Liu Maoxing has only his “Single-use Course” to help him through his difficulties while also helping him elevate his true cooking skills.

From golden fried rice, dream mapo tofu, persimmon with green pepper and pork stir fry….to century egg, jade phoenix dumplings and seabream continental map….. The menu of “Chuuka Ichiban” will make its reappearance in Tōtsuki Culinary Academy!

In the island country, Tokyo Metropolitan Area, the classroom of Class B of Toyonosaki Private High School’s second-year group, as usual, ushered in the roar of students.

“My lord priest, my lord priest, let’s explore the campus strange talk together!”

“what!!!”

A charming female ghost? Received! Pure loli female ghost? Received! Tang Dynasty princess ghost? Received! Qing Dynasty Princess Zombie? Received! ah? Zombies? Forget it, take it! A shelter for the best female ghosts, specializing in the best female ghosts.

Si Qingyan was left with only a lonely soul after escaping death. She was about to go out for a walk, but was stopped by an ugly thing who called himself the Demon King. The Demon King opened his bloody mouth and laughed: "Hmph! You are unlucky to meet this Demon King. You will have snacks in your next life!" Si Qingyan tore off one of the Demon King's legs, and his eyes lit up: "Snacks, what snacks?"...

(This article looks serious on the surface, but it is actually a joke)

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World 1: Visitors from the Netherworld [Urban Supernatural] "Walking corpses, exploring the secrets of the dead"

World 2: Salted Fish Movie Emperor [Entertainment Circle] "After a certain traffic star debuted, he chose to engage in nuclear weapons research"

World 3: Professional counterfeiting [Fictional Republic of China] "Every lost cultural relic is a fake made by me"

World World 4: Chickens fighting each other [Cultivation World] "How did the heroine Marisue become a strong man"

World 5: Time and space pawnshop [Plane travel] "Under the throne, everyone is salty"

World 6: Daily life of palace cats [Fictional modern world] "What to do if you become a cat"

World 7: Moon Elf King [Western fantasy] "The last hope of the elves"

World 8: Interstellar Journey [Fictional interstellar] "Human body and snake tail"

World 9: Swordsman Pingtian [Eastern fantasy] "One sword frosts fourteen states"

World 10: Lord of the Black Court [Fictional modern world] "Even if you go to jail, you must study hard"

World 11: The arrival of the Dark City God [Supernatural] "Food article"

World 12: White Deer Mountain God [Eastern fantasy] "Resurrection of the God Court"————

What is Kung Fu? A showcase or a killing technique? Or a scam brewed during the Three Thousand Years Cold War and countless private conflicts among the people?

It’s time to put an end to this war.

“If you are invincible, what will happen?”

There are thousands of scumbags in the world, each with their own type of tr*shy entanglement.

They make a stand for every step and have a devious heart, their modus operandi? Start stirring up feelings and eventually abandon the people they have schemed against. With having nothing but fame and fortune in their eyes, these scumbags forsake the sincerity of others and forget about it after using them.

The Scumbag Reformation System raised its arms and exclaimed: Reform and become a new person! The sea of suffering is endless and turning back is what it means to be on the shore!

Both good and evil will eventually be rewarded, the Heavenly Path is good for reincarnation. When those scumbags who have done all bad deeds get a chance to be reborn, they start their miserable career of being forced to reform.

【No Work】 Electric Shock x 10

【Sitting back and enjoying the benefits】 Electric shock x20

【Stirring up chaos and forsaking】 Electric shock x50

【Deceiving and cheating money】 Electric shock x100

Scumbag Reformation System smiled: “What is our slogan again?”

The scumbags gritted their teeth silently: “……Reform well and become a new person!”

A collection of short stories featuring non-humans!

(Six novels that can be read independently with very different styles, just pick your favorite and read along.)

① The King’s Pearl. Jiang Mian was adopted as a child by a professor whose life revolved around researching mermaids. After his father dies, Jian Mian is the sole person with this secretive research. When the research institute captures a ferocious mermaid, Jiang Mian becomes the only one who can get close enough to the imprisoned creature.

② A God’s Marriage. When there’s no longer something to guard, the guardian gods will dissipate between heaven and earth. The sea otter was the guardian god worshipped by the Ice Sea people, but the new era was also full of new gods, and in the ancient sea otter clan, only one particularly large and white sea otter remained.

The big albino sea otter lived alone, wandered alone, and waited for the fated finale to come. Until one day, on the beach, it found a living sacrifice intended for a new god, covered in bruises.

The great sea otter: a wild pup from the sky! Now mine, quickly tucked away.

③ Dark Sky Sanctuary. Yu Mengzhou is a professional horse farrier. He was born to be close to horses, and all the horses whose hooves he had repaired would put their big heads into his arms to be pampered. Until one day, Yu Mengzhou suddenly fell into a new world.

The demonic war horses of the other world were huge and lofty, with black flames burning around them, and the lords of the herd had just started a rebellion, tearing and devouring their former riders, and sizing up the frail humans who had fallen from the sky, baring their fierce fangs – Yu Mengzhou stared at the warhorse lord studded with th**ny bone thorns hooves, hesitated and spoke in a whisper, “Do you need to fix your hoof? Experience price… can be free of charge.”

④ Utopia. Gu Xingqiao did not want to live. He was demoralized and lost everything, and there was no other sorrow or joy in this life. He finally fell into a disused battleship of unknown centuries.

After thousands of years of wandering and silence in the universe, the abyssal battleship finally found fresh prey again. He wanted to torture him, give him hope and then mercilessly deprived of all, He wanted to make the other party wail, cry, scream in despair! He …

[…Uh, why don’t you run away?]

Gu Xingqiao: “Why, silly?”

⑤ The Sepernt of Pharisee. Male Echidna x persistent human painter

⑥ Inquire Here. Dragon carrying the evil of all worlds x human royal son who was sacrificed

One sentence synopsis: I love you, beyond the stars.

Intention: Love transcends everything.

"It is said that people from Daozhu can never pretend to be Liyue natives."

"Oh? Why is that?"

"Probably because when the Hai Lantern Festival is approaching, they will ask, "Are you going back to your hometown for the festival this year?"

After all, it’s home that you can’t go back to.

This is the story of a man who lost his hometown and gradually let himself go in the continent of Teyvat.

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world.

Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank!

Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe…

Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run

Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

Lin Huanhuan never expected that she could transmigrate by simply soaking in the bath!

So be it if she had transmigrated but what is up with tranmigrating into a beast world?!

There were handsome male beastmen everywhere wearing only an animal skin skirt, revealing their big long legs!

What? You also want me to give birth to your cubs?!

NONONO! Interracial love never yielded good results, extremely lovingly (quickly)¹ let me go!

¹TN: Pun on the words ‘extremely lovingly’ (ku ai). It has the same pronounciation as ‘quickly’ (kuai) but broken up into two words.

“How would it be if a fairy became your wife?.”

Jiang Qiao answered this question while silently crying, “You can’t smoke or drink. The pressure cooker at home became an alchemy stove, and sleeping at night became meditation.”

Slight footsteps gradually approached, and Jiang Qiao immediately changed his expression, excitedly saying, “You can’t imagine the benefits of having a fairy as a wife! Her charming and impeccable face is so enticing!.”

Soon, an ethereal beauty bent down and gave Jiang Qiao a kiss on the cheek.

And the country, New Tokyo.

Higashinohara, who wears his soul, only wants to live a quiet life without being disturbed, but [Crime Manual] accidentally appears in his mind. If you arrest the criminal, you can get attribute points and random rewards.

What? Can't you do it?

According to the criminal star of the prisoner, you can enjoy the free distribution of temporary attribute points (mission Buff) when arresting.

The poorer the prisoner, the more vicious the evil the prisoner is!

The harder my Buff is!

The fruits of mysterious ability, powerful swords, and various sequences of equivalences have all been transformed into magic rewards on the [Cevil Manual]...

Police Department: These extrajudicial maniacs are simply crazy, extremely vicious, full of evil...!!!

Higashinohara:

I mean...

Is there anything worse?!

...

...

The following is the protagonist's self-introduction:

My name is Higashinohara, a 16-year-old high school student. I'm unmarried. I boarded at Aragaki Detective Office, Ogawacho, Edogawa District, New Tokyo. After high school, I worked as a discipline committee member of the Academy City. I cooperated with the Academy City Guard to arrest the offender and didn't go home until 8 p.m.

When I get home, I will exercise with my fingers upside down for an hour and taste different brands of canned coffee before going to bed, just after recalling some subtle differences, just like recalling the criminals who fell into my hands.

I will fall asleep on time at 11 o'clock.

Everyone says that my work and rest is very regular and healthy.

But it's a little ashamed to say.

Recently, in my mind,

It seems that something strange has appeared....

Su Jianan was marrying the love of her life. It all seemed picture-perfect, except for a few catches. One, it was a marriage of convenience. Two, she would be divorced after two years.

With her well-being under threat, Su Jianan had only one choice to keep herself safe: marrying, and pretending to be loved by a powerful man capable of protecting her. Conveniently, her soon-to-be husband was Lu Boyan, a man she had been secretly in love with for fourteen years. She went along with the marriage, knowing full well that her love was one-sided.

Or was it?

Business tycoon Lu Boyan had known Su Jianan ever since she was ten. Back then, the death of his father had plunged his world into darkness, and Su Jianan’s presence had brought a new ray of light into his life. Now, it was his turn to protect her. He would marry her to keep her safe. But two years later, he would divorce her: it would no longer be safe for her to remain by his side.

What fate awaited Su Jianan and Lu Boyan? Would their marriage mark the beginning of a happily ever after? Or would it lead to heartbreak and sorrow? Would their marriage outlast the two years? What kind of secret was Lu Boyan keeping?

Follow along with the twists and turns of this slow-burn, action-packed love story!

Jiang Pengji got something called the Court Intrigue Stream System.

System: “Your goal is to become the most prestigious woman in the kingdom (the Queen)!”

Jiang Pengji: “Okay, System. No problem!”

Years later, she met the target by becoming the most prestigious woman (the Empress).

Jiang Pengji: “Well done, no?”

The former top engineering student Wei San transmigrated into an interstellar child who was deprived of education. By picking up garbage and turning waste into treasure, she finally saved a sum of money before the opening season of school and immediately signed up.

She planned to become a Mecha Engineer in the future. It was said that it can make a lot of money and was closely related to her own original specialization. Plan pass √

Unexpectedly, because of her greed for cheap tuition fees, Wei San reported to the wrong major and became a mecha individual soldier——those violent maniacs who licks blood all day

Wei·Gentle & Quiet·Impoverished·Engineer: “……”

However, the environment could not make her give in, and Wei San decided to learn by herself in her spare time.

During the training period of a certain competition, the media interviewed and photographed the individual soldiers of each school in turn, which was broadcast live on the whole interstellar network. The audience could see that everyone was training desperately, such as gravity pressurization, close combat, long-distance entanglement and so on.