Comedy

My dear grandpa is actually a werewolf, the truth behind the Philosopher's Stone, and the back-up man behind the four founders.

None of this prevents Loren from being a bastard, having fun with Seamus, exchanging experiences with the twins, and explaining the weirdness of Quidditch...

This is a story about hanging out at Hogwarts.

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First Transfiguration Lesson

Loren: Look at that cat above, it looks so easy to touch.

Hermione: Heartbeat, in short, it is heartbeat.

five minutes later

Hermione: Loren! ! !

(PS: The three little ones are the same age, they don’t follow the main line of the original work, they don’t have a system, and they try their best not to be OOC.)

You are right, but this is the BOSS of Novice Village.

A wandering doctor with 300 vitality, 400 agility, and 500 charisma.

He can knock sap, dig graves, and suppress ghosts.

The spear throwing is super accurate, it doesn't even have a cooldown time, and it consumes no magic power.

As a game producer and publisher, he can travel back to the real world at any time to check the players' plots against him, and he develops faster than the players.

Then, even though I don't know how to use it, I can block 100% of other people's throwing items by just setting up my two swords.

Then there are cramps, spasms, toothaches, little toes hitting the wardrobe, and a series of vicious curses that are hard to guard against.

In short, there are no normal skills! ! !

After being rejected by sixteen film crews in succession, Chen Fei sat at the entrance of Hengdian Film and Television City and fell into deep thought.

Before coming to Hengdian, the old man once told him that as a stuntman, as long as he has unique skills and dares to fight hard, he will definitely not have to worry about running out of films.

But after constantly hitting the wall, he discovered that in this era where looks and connections are valued, the effect of a handsome face and a good father is actually far greater than "having unique skills" and "dare to fight and fight hard" .

But what does Chen Fei have?

He is handsome, but he doesn’t have a good father!

Should he be allowed to imitate those female extras and ask for godfathers everywhere?

His path doesn’t “work” either!

However, just when he was at the end of his rope, the "Extreme Rehabilitation" system was suddenly activated!

(PS: Having unique skills is not a skill, fancy skills are the way to go.)

Chen Fei was immediately overjoyed, thinking that his spring had finally arrived!

However, just when the system began to issue novice tasks, he was suddenly dumbfounded!

[Challenge mission: (Complete Ozaki's eight items), difficulty factor 10 stars, complete the mission to get an SSS-level reward blind box]

[Challenge mission: (Bungee jumping in the Great Rift Valley of East Africa), difficulty level 9 stars, complete to get SS-level reward blind box]

[Challenge task: (Go to the house of a 300-pound female netizen who has been single for 33 years to do push-ups.) The difficulty level is 8 stars. If you complete it, you will get an S-level reward blind box]

【……】

At this moment, Chen Fei was completely angry!

These tasks are just for labor and management to die, right?

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This book is also called "This actor is dying!" ", "It's okay to work hard, but don't torture yourself to death! 》

Wearing Douluo, with its own abstract system, abstract martial soul, abstract soul skills, and bound to an abstract chat group.

Lu Xian: My soul skills don't seem to be normal.

First soul skill: I am invincible, invincible in BGM!

Second soul skill: 100% of being caught with bare hands!

Third soul skill: Ah shit!

Fourth soul skill: Flowers bloom when flowers meet, chrysanthemums are also flowers!

Fifth soul skill: XX save me, pull someone in front of you to block the knife!

Sixth soul skill: Eye of the Sage...

[Tang Daxian who can calculate: Friends, Douluo World is a fantasy floor tile, everyone remember to take care of the newcomers]

[Tang Daxian who can calculate: Lu Xian, do you want to know the future of your world! ]

Lu Xian:?

Okay, okay! It's the opposite of Tiangang, right!

What should I do if I transform into a passerby NPC in the Novice Village who may die at any time?

At first, Bai Fu just wanted to survive and increase the player's favorability. She planned to use the power of the players to increase the strength of the NPCs who were not on good terms with her. Unexpectedly, she accidentally increased the favorability.

From [the player's most solid backing] to [the lonely watcher at the border], and then to [the first saint in the turbid times of the empire].

Players give full play to their subjective initiative and lift her to the throne.

In the 30th millennium of the empire, a former emperor of the empire who did not want to be named loudly accused in an interview with a newspaper.

"That group of undead people rushed into the palace shouting friendship and bond, and forcibly put my crown on the head of Bai Fu, the devil. It's really a sin!"

Facing the accusation, Bai Fu was extremely indignant.

"How can I be a devil? From the beginning to the end, I have been promoting love and justice. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open... It's hard for me too. Sometimes I look for my own reasons. Have I been a good person for so many years? Why do those undead people only hit you and not me?"

"Lin Yuan, I remember we asked you to go undercover in the righteous sect to harm them, right?"

"Yes."

"The morale of the righteous disciples is high now, they are relaxed, and their cultivation speed has increased by 70%. Do you have any clues?"

"How would I know? I'm just a game developer!"

"I have repeatedly emphasized that the atmosphere in the world of immortality is inherently crooked, and I am not the one who caused it. They say history books are written by the victors, so why do people always frame me when I win?" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters. , expressing great anger.

the next day.

"I have repeatedly emphasized that I have distorted the atmosphere in the world of immortality. History is written by the victors. I won!" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters, expressing great anger. ——"Xiuxian Daily" reports for you.

[Spiritual revival + Lao Liu + funny + memes + single female lead]

Spiritual revival, Jiang Bai accidentally came to the fifth mysterious tidal era. Everything he was familiar with passed away over the years. The world has changed, and the things and people have changed. The careers he once fought for have all turned into bubbles, and the past cannot be recalled.

In this chaotic and dark era, order has long collapsed, civilization no longer exists, and the shadow of death hangs over everyone's head.

In addition to surviving, Jiang Bai has another task to complete:

"Task number: 002."

"Task code: Cicada."

"Task content: Save all mankind."

"Task executor: Jiang Bai."

"Task in progress..."

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed]

Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system.

[Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ]

In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class.

Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?"

An Rou: "What do you like about me?"

Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white."

An Rou sneered: "Haha."

The whole class was shocked!

Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!"

[Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ]

That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family.

An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?"

[Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】

Su Jiang: "......Bai!"

An Rou: "???"

The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!"

Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

(Ultraman fan) (imaginative) (logical and reasonable)

Chen Yu accidentally started a game called "Ultra Fighting Evolution" and was brought into the world of game copies.

[Copy Name: Devil’s Judgment! 】

[Copy Difficulty: Advanced! 】

[Copy description: There is a deviation in the trajectory of the world. Ultraman Tiga was defeated by the Kirialodians and cannot reappear. The devil is about to come, and the earth will be ruled by the god Kirialod! 】

[Dungeon Mission: Prevent the Gate of Hell from opening and God Kirialod from coming to Earth! 】

When Chen Yu discovered that he was still an ordinary human after entering the game copy, he decided to give it a try!

"God Kyriarod, right! I'll wake up Gatanjeal right now!"

[Signed for physical publication]

[Infinite flow + fast pace + funny + invincible + no heroine + no abuse of the protagonist]

[Ask around the four streets in the east, south, west and north who is the father]

[Don't compare yourself too much, how big of a boss can you be]

The White Tower descends, and the death dungeon mode is turned on globally.

Zheng Xun, who was bound to the infinite simulation system and forced to play the novice level a thousand times, said:

I have cleared the level and am in good spirits. Now I will kill you all.

From then on, White Tower players often saw a newbie carrying a sledgehammer and starting a destructive clearance flow.

The sky cleared, the rain stopped, and you felt that you were good again.

Play is play, make noise is noise, don't joke with Zheng Shen.

Many years later, Zheng Xun stood on the top of the White Tower and sighed.

He became a god, but also a lunatic.

【Longevity + Hiding + Panel + Attributes + Martial Arts + Immortal Cultivation + Funny + Mortal Flow】

Bai Yu travels through the world of immortals.

Starting with immortality, he becomes stronger when he is buried.

Burying a master warrior, obtains the full-level Golden Bell Cover, and his blood is like a dragon!

Burying a Yuanying cultivator, obtains the top-level Heavenly Spiritual Root, and has extraordinary talent!

Burying the Immortal Emperors of the Heavens, obtains the Three Thousand Great Daos, and is arbitrary for eternity!

Bai Yu: I may not be able to surpass you, but I will definitely transcend you.

Forbearance for a while will keep things calm, and taking a step back will dig up people's ancestral graves.

Those who offend us immortals, one hundred and eighty generations of ancestors will be pulled out of the underworld and slapped twice.

Burying for billions of years, watching the ups and downs of eternity.

When he held a white banner in his hand, accompanied by a black dog, he showed a fist as big as a sandbag.

All the heavens and the worlds were in an uproar.

He is coming, he is coming, the Three Burial Emperors are coming.

Black dog and white banner, the world is uneasy.

Bai Yu smiled brightly:

Let me know about the one-stop funeral service.

Beast Tamer, but the spirit pet is a grass.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for awakening the world-saving system. ]

[Our ultimate goal is to kill the beastmaster named Zhou Lu in the cradle and save the whole world. ]

Zhou Lu: “???”

[The spirit beast he cultivated will become a demon god that destroys the world, and the creatures in the world will wail under its vines. Please do everything you can to stop him. ]

Zhou Lu looked at the grass fighting with the bee.

Weak, pitiful and helpless.

You call this a demon god?

This book is also known as "Beast Tamer Starts from Grass".

[Vest flow, semi-invincible, Conan colleagues]

Interview with the protagonist:

Q1: What is your secret to becoming the ace shark player of the Black Organization?

Jiang Xia: “Take Conan to the target’s house for a walk.”

.

Q2: What’s your secret to retrieving the treasures stolen by Kidd many times?

Jiang Xia: “His accomplice is my vest.”

.

An interview with the detectives of Kexue World:

Q1: How do you view Jiangxia?

Detectives: “Except for solving the case too quickly + being unable to hold people back, there are no other shortcomings.”

.

Q2: As a high school detective, why not join forces with Jiang Xia to fight against the Black Organization?

Detectives (hurriedly wave their hands): “No no no, can’t tell him that the darkness of the world is too heavy for him.”

During the late night rescue operation. The young surgeon caught the system and began a strange life. “Ding Dong! Reward 3,000 broken finger replants!” "Ding Dong! Five thousand heart bypass surgery sold for half the price." Brain tumor refueling package! “Looking at your excellent performance recently, and after a systematic evaluation, you will give up the system lab – “What? This broken system is so great that it can not only do surgery, but also do scientific research? Well, let’s go to the climax of life like this

In 1990, he traveled to an island country in a parallel world and became the president of a game company. Qing Zhiyuan, who had already understood the direction of the next 30 years, could not fail.

However, a few years later...

Qing Zhiyuan still hasn't figured out one thing. I have obviously made so many landmark games, the king of war chess, the first RTS, the creator of big IP, the originator of online games... But why do everyone call me the father of galgame?

Being forced to do galgame is really not my intention!

Travel through time and become a member of Uchiha,

But Uchiha Ci didn't want to save Uchiha, he just wanted to trick him into returning home.

exactly,

It's the Third Ninja War!

Uchiha Ci was sent to the Country of Yu to perform a mission!

Uchiha Cixin thought that there should be no problem in dying in this dangerous era!

But soon, he frowned and realized that things were not that simple.

...

Bishop of the Evil God Cult: What a shame, God! I have never seen an Uchiha laughing maniacally while being sacrificed on a shelf.

Uchiha Obito: My brother sparkled with lightning all the way, slashed through the Kannabi Bridge and rushed into the Iwagakure position, just to save me! I burst into tears!

Ohnoki: I led 10,000 people to surround the Raikage, what the hell is this surrounded by now?

Uchiha Ci: Damn, I just want to die justifiably. Is it so difficult?

"I turned into a young dragon and was captured and raised by an evil dragon. As we spent more and more time together, I found that the way the evil dragon looked at me gradually became strange.

He seems to... treat me as his wife! "

Princess Lucia, who had transformed into a baby dragon, tremblingly wrote down her findings in a notebook.

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The evil dragon Lance has an obsession recently. He wants the baby dragon he picked up to call him "Dad".

I have traveled through time, but it seems a little different from what I thought.

Looking at the petite girl in the mirror, Mu Qingzi was silent for a while.

"……system."

【exist. 】

"Aren't you going to come out and explain?"

[If you can’t become the protagonist, then you will become the heroine. Come on, host. 】

"..."

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Question, how to become the heroine in Dragon Clan?

The story opens in Black Swan Harbor, rewriting the tragedy from scratch and changing it to single.

In the Marvel world, the Motherland template is loaded at the beginning.

Bai Ye's eyes flashed red: I can do whatever the hell I want!

This is a story infused with positive energy.

[Crossing a book + 1V1 + Single female lead + Campus romance + Dog food + Funny + Sand sculpture in the early stage + Daily love in the later stage + Sprinkle sugar + Many CPs + Sweet and good-looking]

Liu Muye, the author of the failed campus romance novel, finished his last book and decided to go to the factory to fix screws tomorrow.

But he accidentally traveled to the book he wrote and became the son of the school director. He was entrusted with the important task of "saving the tragic ending of the vicious female supporting role", otherwise he would not be able to return to the real world!

Liu Muye: "Ah! You said, if I can't save the vicious female supporting role, I can't go back?"

But!

Compared with saving the vicious female supporting role, Liu Muye suddenly discovered something more important.

"Wait, what do you think I am now? You said I am the chairman's son?"

"Then I am very rich and can walk sideways in this world?"

"Then why should I save the vicious female supporting role? I'm going to take off!"

... After a while...

Liu Muye realized that something was wrong.

"Hey, how come you, a domineering CEO, have become a rebellious teenager?"

"That's not right. How come you, a cool and innocent heroine, have become a rebellious girl?"

"And you, a vicious female supporting role, why do you keep pestering me to date you every day!"

"Is this reasonable? It's not reasonable at all!"

[Upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill + Funny and Relaxed + Humorous Immortal Cultivation + No System + Mortal Flow] Brat, you can actually upgrade Spirit Stone + Purify Pill? I won't beat you if you tell the truth! Yuanxiao, a young man from a mountain village, saved a thief in the immortal world by chance, and relied on his thick skin to snatch the heaven-defying treasure Tianqizhu. From then on, he became a rich man in the immortal world, and making money and upgrading was nothing! And he obtained a magical small world for immortals and gods, and started his funny immortal cultivation journey. With a flying tiger and a golden mink, two nonsensical and troublesome spirit beasts, relying on cunning, playing tricks, bravery and wit, he went from a mortal boy to the pinnacle of the immortal world step by step, and climbed to the top of the five continents in the human world with funny and easy immortal cultivation. There are a lot of thick-faced bad friends, and the immortal cultivation embarrassing things are endless, first make people laugh to death, and then make people laugh to life!

As the strength and vision of cultivation improve, the shocking conspiracy of some people in the fairy world and the demon clan is gradually discovered. Let's see how Yuanxiao makes a big fuss in the nine heavens of the fairy world, fights wits and courage to kill all sides, and easily overthrows the fairy world with humor!

If you want to laugh with tears, please come and watch!

Funny and relaxing is the main theme, and humorous cultivation is the essence!

Traditional fantasy and fantasy fairy heroes, oriental fantasy mortal cultivation.

The introduction is weak, please read the text!

[Cultural invasion of the world of immortal cultivation] + [Easy and fun text]

Lin Ye traveled to a world of immortal cultivation where good and evil could not coexist, and became a demonic giant who was undercover in the righteous way.

As long as the two sides went to war, he would have no way out.

Luckily, at this time, he awakened the god-level entertainment system, which not only opened up the Internet for the entire world of immortal cultivation, but also brought a number of entertainment devices and entertainment applications from his previous life. As long as users consumed in the application, he could get rebates.

TikTok, Tomato Free Novels, Honor of Kings, Peace Elite, Dungeon and Warriors, Pinduoduo...

In order to prevent the outbreak of the war between good and evil, and at the same time to reduce the internal competition in the world of immortal cultivation, he sold mobile phones all over the world and launched one application after another.

From this day on, the world of immortal cultivation has completely changed.

The demon gate demon girl changed into JK and Hi Si to dance the edge dance, and became a Douyin million-dollar Internet celebrity, earning tens of thousands of spirit stones in a live broadcast.

The disciples of the sect were addicted to Tomato's brainless novels and couldn't extricate themselves. They read it all night, and their cultivation was gradually declining.

The flying sword of the weapon-refining sect is unsalable, and the sect leader sheds tears in the live broadcast room, and sells it at a 30% discount.

The Mahayana master and the king lose consecutively, and stage a single kill offline.

The empress is addicted to TV dramas and has no intention of attending court.

The real identity of the author of Tomato Golden Fan is actually the ancestor of the holy land.

In less than a year, the world of immortal cultivation has completely fallen.

The immortal emperor of the upper realm looks at the ascension pool that has grown grass and feels that the sky has fallen.

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system.

Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate.

Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded.

Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing.

Good news: I have just two words!

The concert begins.

Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage?

The end of the concert.

Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing.

Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! !

After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm.

——He chose to have five children with his partner!

[Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】