On The Thousand Postures Reconstructed By The Scumbags

A collection of short stories featuring non-humans! (Six novels that can be read independently with very different styles, just pick your favorite and read along.) ① The King’s Pearl. Jiang Mian was adopted as a child by a professor whose life revolved around researching mermaids. After his father dies, Jian Mian is the sole person with this secretive research. When the research institute captures a ferocious mermaid, Jiang Mian becomes the only one who can get close enough to the imprisoned creature. ② A God’s Marriage. When there’s no longer something to guard, the guardian gods will dissipate between heaven and earth. The sea otter was the guardian god worshipped by the Ice Sea people, but the new era was also full of new gods, and in the ancient sea otter clan, only one particularly large and white sea otter remained. The big albino sea otter lived alone, wandered alone, and waited for the fated finale to come. Until one day, on the beach, it found a living sacrifice intended for a new god, covered in bruises. The great sea otter: a wild pup from the sky! Now mine, quickly tucked away. ③ Dark Sky Sanctuary. Yu Mengzhou is a professional horse farrier. He was born to be close to horses, and all the horses whose hooves he had repaired would put their big heads into his arms to be pampered. Until one day, Yu Mengzhou suddenly fell into a new world. The demonic war horses of the other world were huge and lofty, with black flames burning around them, and the lords of the herd had just started a rebellion, tearing and devouring their former riders, and sizing up the frail humans who had fallen from the sky, baring their fierce fangs – Yu Mengzhou stared at the warhorse lord studded with th**ny bone thorns hooves, hesitated and spoke in a whisper, “Do you need to fix your hoof? Experience price… can be free of charge.” ④ Utopia. Gu Xingqiao did not want to live. He was demoralized and lost everything, and there was no other sorrow or joy in this life. He finally fell into a disused battleship of unknown centuries. After thousands of years of wandering and silence in the universe, the abyssal battleship finally found fresh prey again. He wanted to torture him, give him hope and then mercilessly deprived of all, He wanted to make the other party wail, cry, scream in despair! He … […Uh, why don’t you run away?] Gu Xingqiao: “Why, silly?” ⑤ The Sepernt of Pharisee. Male Echidna x persistent human painter ⑥ Inquire Here. Dragon carrying the evil of all worlds x human royal son who was sacrificed One sentence synopsis: I love you, beyond the stars. Intention: Love transcends everything.

When people are poor, they breathe wrong. Ding, congratulations to the host, you will get a certain amount of money every time you breathe. Ding, you get a spicy consumption card when you eat a crayfish with explosive taste. Ding, your sleep quality is very high today. Gain energy + 20% of your daily buff. Different Shenhao system, everything in life will bring surprises. Coach, I want to learn to race!

Eight hundred years ago, Xie Lian was the Crown Prince of the Xian Le kingdom. He was beloved by his citizens and was considered the darling of the world. He ascended to the Heavens at a young age; however, due to unfortunate circumstances, was quickly banished back to the mortal realm. Years later, he ascends again–only to be banished again a few minutes after his ascension. Now, eight hundred years later, Xie Lian ascends to the Heavens for the third time as the laughing stock among all three realms. On his first task as a god thrice ascended, he meets a mysterious demon who rules the ghosts and terrifies the Heavens, yet, unbeknownst to Xie Lian, this demon king has been paying attention to him for a very, very long time.

In her previous life, Si Huang was framed and controlled by her relatives. She was crowned as the movie emperor. However, she could only die without a burial ground. Unexpectedly reborn, she once again returned to the starting point and obtained a unique inheritance. Si Huang touched her chin and thought: It is indeed fabulous to be reborn. She can settle all the old debts and take revenge on old enemies. Back on the throne of the entertainment circle, she is now the first male god in the eyes of all women. Wielding the power of darkness, she is the dark hand controlling everything behind the scenes. A word to decide the stock market, she is the mysterious little god of wealth in the eyes of all businessmen. A skilled punch to the enemy, she is a small overlord in the eyes of the army men. En… what’s more, she is the apple of someone’s eyes. However, one day, when everyone comes to know that this person is a woman, the entire country boils! Facing a group who are rushing forth like wild bees unrestrainedly, a certain man sneers: the wife that this old man has been protecting for so long, who dares to snatch from him? “Reporting to the boss, Li family’s young master asked Young Master Si out for a meal.” “Shut down his family’s hotel.” “Reporting to the boss, Young Master Si and Wang family’s little crown prince have fought.” “Tell the military doctor to take ‘special care’ of the patient” “Ah? But Young Master Si is alright!” “The ‘special care’ is for that one of Wang family.” “…” Many years later, the little bun pointed to the list of ‘Most Desired Men and Women’ chosen by the citizens. He looked at the man next to him with a tangled expression. A certain male put on a gentle fatherly face, “Little Treasure, what’s wrong?” Little bun twiddled his fingers for half a day and asked, “In the end, are you my father or my mother?” A certain male’s face instantly darkened. “Of course I’m your father!” Little bun earnestly said, “But they all say that dad is the male god and the male god is married to you!” A certain male: “…”

After inheriting millions of yuan in debt, Si Nian Nian thought she would be a little girl trying to make money to pay off her debts, but her life suddenly turned upside down and she became the Si family’s favorite princess. Uncle Si: “My Nian Nian is delicate and weak, you’re not allowed to bully her!” The people who just witnessed Si Nian Nian lift the truck with her bare hands: “Don’t worry, Third Young Master Si, we don’t dare!” Grandma Si: “My Nian Nian is so beautiful and kind-hearted that she won’t even trample an ant to death; don’t bully her!” The people who just witnessed Si Nian Nian break the killer’s neck with her bare hands: “Don’t worry, Old Madam Si, we won’t dare!” Grandpa Si: “My Nian Nian is frugal, she never wastes a penny, don’t make her suffer.” A debtor who has long been reduced to Si Nianni’s little brother: “Old Master Si, don’t worry, I don’t dare!” During a simple task, Bu Chen Su picked up a clingy and delicate girl. From then on, he pampered, protected and loved her, but when he saw that the raw rice was ready to be cooked, he suddenly found that the way Si Nian Nian looked at him was getting more and more wrong. Oh no! Was it possible that his identity that had been hidden for years was about to fall off?

Crying blood and tears, she pledged a poisonous vow. The gods did not fail her. She was sent back to a decade ago. The legitimate daughter of Jiang family returned from hell. Forget it, whatever! Since they already claimed that she was a temptress that wrecked the country, she shall overturn the world into complete chaos starting with her beguiling sister, her malicious stepmother, her cruel lover and her heartless family. Let her end the lives that Yama refused to end. She was a pawn in her past life. In this life, however, the world was her chess board. With an alluring smile and a charming figure that enchanted the entire nation, the red-clothed woman wrecked chaos among the lands. She was a vengeful spirit from hell, determined to make those who wronged her pay in blood. “I want those who owe me a life debt to hold their hearts out in front of me. I want those who looked down on me to only be able to admire me. I want Lord Zhong Zi to shiver when he sees me. I want to step on this splendid river and mountains!” — — — “You are a temptress and I am a thief.” His robe was as dark as the night and his gaze was as cold as the Northern Star. “A perfect match.” Her red dress was akin to fire, but her heart was the coldest ice in the winter. He was stoic in his black robe, yet he was willing to warm her frozen heart. In this life, the elegant man seemed like a snowy bamboo grove with tall, chilly mountains, walking step by step towards her like an unstoppable force. “Ruan Ruan, if you hate the world, then I shall conquer the lands with you.” “What if I love the world?” She asked. “I am the world, so you can only love me,” he answered.

As a river demon who loved life, Yun Fanfan found it hard to believe that there were still people who did not want to live in this world. Thus, with a system on her, she embarked on the journey to save male gods. “Host, the male god needs warmth!” “Hold on, I’ll immediately…” “Ho…host, the male god seems to have fallen for you.” Yun Fanfan, “Ah…” Holding a knife, the male god approached closer, step by step, as he said smiling, “You said you wouldn’t leave me.” Can you please put the knife down first then talk?

Other people’s bad reputation, if not because of themselves, then it’s slandered by others. Jing Wan’s bad reputation wasn’t because of herself, but schemed by her future husband. Hong Yuan’s bad reputation wasn’t caused by others, but of his own design, only for the sake of marrying the woman he has had eyes on for two lifetimes! One unable to take a bride, one unable to marry. Because he was the number one handsomest man, but she wasn’t the number one beauty. So it was still her who has earned? What the hell? After marrying, the husband’s close beautiful servant girls didn’t try to crawl onto the bed, but instead served her like an ancestor. The previous stewards didn’t monopolize the power, but instead handed over in great detail all the properties and even the husband’s private funds. So strange no matter how one looks at it! After getting along day and night, she discovered that her husband suffers from a severe case of crazy, please cure! “Husband, just what do you like about me? I’ll change, just please stop being weird.” His disease acting up in seconds, telling you with his actions, just how strong his possessive desires towards you are, that’s how much care you must give back. Alright, for the sake of his disease not becoming more severe, and seeing how there’s no little three or little four and other little demons, Jing Wan rolled up her up sleeves and went all out.

Ji Fanyin realized the moment she transmigrated over that she was a stand-in, a substitute for her younger twin sister, Ji Xinxin. “Sure, I can be her stand-in. Here is my list of prices. Take a look at it first, and make sure to reserve a slot in advance. I won’t accept any last-minute calls, and do take note that it’ll only be a platonic relationship. Thank you for your cooperation,” she said. In a western restaurant, a rich young master looked at her with eyes filled with affection as he said, “Xinxin, I would like to ask you out for a movie tomorrow night…” An alarm suddenly went off. Ji Fanyin took a glance at her phone before reining in her business smile, saying, “Time’s up. I need to rush for my next appointment. Make sure to foot the tab, and farewell.” The rich young master’s smile froze up. “I’ll reserve four hours for tomorrow’s movie.” In the middle of the night, a drunk, tyrannical young master dialed her number and whined, “Big sis, when will you come over to meet me?” “In order to ensure the quality of service, this call will be recorded. It’s four in the morning right now, and my services will be ten times the usual price. Are you certain you want to proceed?” asked Ji Fanyin. “… Hurry up and start acting!” Ji Fanyin’s phone suddenly rang in the midst of a date with a domineering CEO at Tokyo’s tower. With a smile on her lips, she rejected the call and said, “Sorry, it’s another customer.” “… I’ll pay you ten times the price. Switch off your phone.” … By the time Ji Xinxin finally returned back to the country, Ji Fanyin successfully retired from the scenes with the massive fortune she had amassed. Heh, bad women will never get hurt!

In the eyes of the public, the spoiled little crybaby daughter of the Gu family who was abandoned and discarded by her fiancé should be living a miserable life but they didn’t expect… A business tycoon: I’m honored to have dinner with Qing Yu~ A top designer did cartwheels: Qing Yu is wearing the clothes I designed specifically for her! A technology bigwig: I got the signature of my idol Gu Qing Yu! Everyone: Is this Gu Qing Yu’s debut? So many bigwigs spoiling her like their own sister. The bigwigs: We don’t dare treat her like our own sister, “Madam” is our aunt! After Gu Qing Yu dropped countless vests, people finally knew why the bigwigs called her “Aunt”. So the question was, if Gu Qing Yu is “Madam”, then who is “Sir”? A certain person: Madam, going outside to attract bees and butterflies again, sleep by yourself tonight. Gu Qing Yu: No! I’ll be right back! The crowd: Huh? Madam, your style doesn’t seem normal. A certain person smug: What do you know? I am a unique delicacy to my wife~

“This guy, how heavy is his taste, he’s still able to eat?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror, explosive hair, tattoos, and a demon-like face. Look at her for more than a second and you’ll have spicy eyes (your eyes will bleed-aka she looks really ugly). Before her rebirth, she was in love with someone else, bent on escaping, and after having relations with him, hates him deep to his bones. After her rebirth, she looked at the beauty on the bed, seriously thinking, the one who left his shadow in the past, seemingly should be him? In her past life, her mind was muddled. She tried to get rid of the outstandingly beautiful husband that she didn’t want, was victimized by slag men and cheap women, and her most trusted friend brainwashed her. In the end, she found people rebelling and friends deserting (isolated and alone). In this lifetime, all of the evil people scheming and longing for her divorce should yield. Sorry but this young miss’s IQ is on the line!

He’s the Wolf King on the battlefield, one that mastered peerless martial arts and the sophisticated art of medicine. He originally wanted to just live a peaceful life, but his wife who’s a CEO thought he’s a loser and wanted a divorce. The cold war between husband and wife began.