Chapter 2020 The Defeated God of Love (Please Give Me a Monthly Ticket!!! Please Subscribe!!! Please Recommend!!!)

This scene is weird no matter how you look at it.

Kai is not stupid. Kai was still worried from the beginning and was always thinking about how to escape. As a result... Zeus turned his head and ignored him, and instead got along well with Thor. Kai was not jealous. After all, he was just an old man and had no friendship with him.

But the problem was, this was not right.

Kai and Zeus had a deep hatred, but Zeus ignored him as his enemy and played acrobatics with Thor, the silly boy... This was not a serious way.

Soon when Thor said that he wanted Zeus to lend him thunder and fire.

Kai had a flash of inspiration in his mind.

Then he felt both amused and helpless!

What the hell was going on!

Of course, Thor and Zeus broke down the talk. Zeus shouted that Thor was dreaming, and Thor shouted that Zeus was a coward and a waste who was afraid to face a strong enemy.

Then Zeus seemed to break down... Kai thought this guy's acting was really bad. Kai had said this before. Although he was angry just now, he didn't break his defense!

Then Zeus was so angry that he raised the Thunderfire and threw it at Thor!

Then the funniest thing happened. Thor used his power and broke the gold chain, and grabbed the Thunderfire before it hit him!

Then he shot back at Zeus!

Zeus was shot through the chest and fell directly from the high platform.

Dead!

Damn!

Kai was speechless.

This trick to scare children is too fake.

However, the gods at the scene screamed one by one and began to flee... No... Are you idiots? Can't you see that this is fake?

Thor was not stupid. He waved at the Thunderfire and the Thunderfire flew directly back to Thor's hand.

Then Thor helped Kai break the gold chain, and then grabbed Thor directly... Let him take him and Kai to escape.

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The journey was incredibly smooth.

When Thoth led them out of the Pantheon, Thor immediately summoned Heimdall, and then a group of people returned to Asgard in a flash.

Everything went incredibly smoothly!

Thor was naturally very happy to get the new artifact. Although he liked to use the hammer very much, he also liked thunder and fire very much. After all, they were all throwing weapons, not to mention that the flexibility of thunder and fire was much stronger than Thor's hammer.

Not only that, thunder and fire were also more docile and did not have so many requirements.

The key is that the power is not small at all!

It is indeed the weapon that Zeus became famous for.

On that day, a big banquet was held in the sky.

Thoth, Aphrodite and Melinoe had never been to Asgard before, and they were very curious about everything in Asgard, especially the special drinking table culture of Asgard... It must be said that although the drinking table culture of Asgard is rough, it is a first-class way to vent.

Here, there is no need to act like in the Pantheon, even if everyone is actually unrestrained, they still have to pretend to be decent.

Here, you can do whatever you want.

Bragging, farting, and swearing are so fun.

At least Melinoe, a good girl, has never seen this.

Thoth is also intoxicated.

The only one who is not happy is Aphrodite.

On the one hand, the men here do not meet her aesthetic standards.

She likes handsome men. In Greek mythology, Zeus is the king in real life, but in terms of emotions, there is someone else who rules the gods, and she is the goddess of love Aphrodite. The power of love is really too great. Except for those frigid virgin goddesses, no god will not be swayed by love, and even Zeus is often played in the palm of his hand. In other words, Aphrodite has big breasts and no brains, lacks ambition and wisdom, and if she really wants to rewrite the myth, it must be a piece of cake. As the goddess of love, Aphrodite's mind is all about love. From a male's perspective, she is an ideal person in mythology, because she has both beautiful looks and a dissolute style. No matter whether it is a god or a mortal, as long as they like her, they can have sex with her. In Chinese, it is called romantic if it sounds good, and "slut" if it sounds bad. The penis of Zeus' grandfather Uranus fell into the sea, and Aphrodite was born from the "white waves". Beauty is the passport of beauty. Many people work hard all their lives but cannot get wealth and status, but beauties can get them effortlessly with a smile. In Greek mythology, the status of the gods is not easy to come by, and it is inevitable to struggle and fight. Only Aphrodite, because of her beauty, enjoys a high status at birth. According to seniority, she can be regarded as Zeus's aunt. However, even if Zeus later overthrew the rule of the previous generation of gods, she can still be listed among the twelve main gods, and her status is very stable.

However, Zeus may have his own selfish reasons for retaining Aphrodite's status. When the biggest pervert met the biggest beauty, how could he suppress the burning desire in his heart? So there is a saying that Zeus launched a crazy pursuit of Aphrodite, but was rejected. According to this statement, the following story is like a Chinese classic: There was a wealthy family on Mount Olympus. The owner was named Zeus and had a maid named Aphrodite. He has the appearance of a fish sinking and a wild goose falling, and the appearance of a woman shying away from the moon when the moon is closed. Because the rich man wanted to pester him, the female servant just went to sue the master's mother-in-law and refused to comply. The rich man held this hatred in his heart, but instead paid some dowry and married him to the god of fire, Hephaestus. This god of fire had a ferocious face, a ridiculous mind, and was lame in one leg. The people of Olympus nicknamed him "Lame Hephaestus." Ever since Hephaestus married that woman, some treacherous and frivolous men from Mount Olympus came to his house to worry him. From time to time they shouted at the door: "What a piece of mutton fell into the dog's mouth." !”

You must have recognized that this passage comes from the classic "Water Margin". The story of Aphrodite being revenged by Zeus and marrying Hephaestus seems to be the Greek version of Pan Jinlian. In the story of these two women, whether it is Hephaestus or Wu Dalang, their appearance and status cannot satisfy the heroine. However, those who adhere to women's ethics end up like this, which will undoubtedly have a strong impact on the heroines' outlook on life. Perhaps it was in the unhappy marriage that Aphrodite, like Pan Jinlian, completed the transformation from a virgin to a slut.

Dear readers, Hephaestus has a brother from the same mother, named Ares. He has grown in stature, has a majestic appearance, and has thousands of kilograms of strength. Zeus has made him the god of war. Aphrodite looked at Ares and thought to herself: "Hephaestus and he are biological brothers, and he grew up like this. How can I marry such a person?" It's not a waste of time. Look at my lame Hephaestus, who looks like a human being and a ghost. Why don't I let him come to my house more often? !”

In "Water Margin", Pan Jinlian was moved by Wu Dalang's brother Wu Song, and Aphrodite was also moved by Hephaestus' brother Ares. However, unlike "Water Margin", Ares was not as calm as Wu Song, and he immediately got together with Aphrodite. Hephaestus often went to work in the blacksmith shop, and Ares walked in the door.

In "Water Margin", Wang Po once discussed with Ximen Qing how to pick up girls, and proposed five basic principles: Pan, Donkey, Deng, Xiao, and Xian. Official Ares actually complied with most of them: As the God of War, She has a handsome appearance, although she does not have the feminine beauty of a jade tree facing the wind like Pan An. , but also has a masculine charm that fascinates women; gods are different from mortals. Except for Hephaestus, few people have defects in their body organs, so there is no need to doubt the "donkey"; it is comparable to Deng Xiaoping Let alone money, God is still worried about having no money to spend? In terms of leisure, except for some coolies, most of the lives of the gods consist of eating, drinking and having fun all day long, and they can spend a lot of time freely. The only thing that the God of War lacks is probably the "small" aspect. He is rough by nature and doesn't know how to do anything. Although she is low-key and petty, Aphrodite is also bold and unrestrained. She is not the kind of girl who plays petty and petty temperament all day long. Thinking about it, this will not be a problem. So when Ares and Aphrodite came together, they immediately burst into flames like dry wood meeting fire.

Of course, these are all jokes. Aphrodite was not forced to be dissolute, but she was very dissolute.

But no matter what, Aphrodite likes handsome men.

For example, Adonis was a famously beautiful boy. If Zeus saw him, he would probably want to get involved. Because of him, Aphrodite and Persephone were about to fight. Another example is Prince Anchises, who is not very famous. He is a brave and intelligent man. His temperament and wisdom fascinated Aphrodite. He is the father of the Trojan prince Aeneas. When he met Aphrodite, he was attracted by her beauty and charm. They fell in love and had Aeneas with him.

Zeus punished Aphrodite by making her fall in love with a man and making her son an important figure in the Trojan War. Zeus also told Anchises not to reveal Aeneas's life experience, otherwise he would be punished. But Anchises did not listen to Zeus. In order to protect his son, he told the Trojan King Priam the secret of him and Aphrodite. When Zeus found out, he was very angry and made Anchises blind and lame. But this did not affect his relationship with Aphrodite, they still loved each other deeply.

These are the love stories of Aphrodite. She is a goddess who dares to love and hate. She doesn't care about other people's opinions and evaluations. She only pursues her own happiness. She conquered countless gods and people with her beauty and charm, and she also protected those she loved with her true feelings and courage. She is the embodiment of love and a symbol of beauty. She is Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty.

She is famous for her beauty!

The Asgardians... can't be said to be handsome, mainly because the Asgardians' aesthetics are seriously inconsistent with Aphrodite's!

For example, Asgardians like muscles.

Aphrodite also likes muscles, but she prefers the kind that is evenly distributed and just right. But the Asgardians pursue the kind of big muscles! And it is best to have fat-wrapped muscles... Yes, the kind of strong men with a pot belly are the beauty in the eyes of the Asgardians!

Because this kind of muscle is what a real tough guy should have. The muscles that come out of the gym look very powerful, but in fact they have no practical significance... Asgardians like brave warriors. And brave warriors should have fat-wrapped muscles.

Aphrodite prefers the figure of ancient Greek sculptures, without meat. If there is meat, it will not look good.

In short, the kind of beautiful boy that Aphrodite likes is definitely a sissy in Asgard. Not to mention being popular, even if others see him, they will only laugh at him.

It’s okay if there are no good-looking beautiful boys.

The key is that Aphrodite actually found out... that she is not popular.

Perhaps it is because the Ragnarok has always been weighing on the Asgardians, which has led to the Asgardians' very pragmatic personality, which is integrated into all aspects of Asgard, including aesthetics.

Aphrodite is sought after by all men no matter where she is.

But in Asgard, there is no such interest.

Simply put, many Asgardians will be impressed by Aphrodite, but after a closer look, they will shake their heads and lose interest.

There is no way, Aphrodite does not meet the aesthetics of the Asgardians at all.

Their aesthetics are very... how to say it?

It's not that they don't think Aphrodite is not beautiful, but... it doesn't meet their standards. Beauty is interlinked. Maybe the Asgardians don't quite understand what art is, but beautiful things are beautiful, and there is nothing to refute about this.

But the problem is that the women they like cannot be weak!

The mother of a warrior should also be a warrior!

Aphrodite is so beautiful, like a gorgeous vase, a beautiful flower.

Asgardians will think she is beautiful, but no one will want her because she is not practical! She is not a strong woman at first glance. I feel like she will cry for a long time if she is hit.

If I have to say, Athena will definitely be more popular than ever in Asgard. Because she is completely in line with the aesthetics of Asgardian men, beautiful, brave, and heroic, while Aphrodite is far behind.

This made Aphrodite very unhappy. ,

It’s okay that there are no good-looking men, but these men are so blind!

No wonder the gods hate Asgard!

This place is really different from the Pantheon.

But soon Aphrodite let go of this little bit of unhappiness... After all, she has her own goals.

Although she is unrestrained, she also has principles, that is, she falls in love with one man she meets, and will never fall in love with two men at the same time!

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Kai did not drink with the group of Asgardian men in a bohemian manner... These animals really drank to death.

For them, not drinking the guests down is definitely a sign of inhospitability.

Kai had come here several times and suffered greatly from it.

This time he fled early.

He needed to sort out the previous things.