Chapter 56: The Despicable Fu

"S-type props: Death Worm, after use, it can permanently increase your movement speed by 3%. / Redemption prerequisite: Justice League Reputation and Admiration, which requires 5,000 reputation points (in addition, 10,000 points will be automatically eliminated)."

"S-type props: Protect against collapsing rocks. After use, your defense can be permanently increased by 8 points. / The prerequisite for redemption is the reputation of the Justice League, which requires 5,000 reputation points (in addition, 10,000 points will be automatically eliminated)."

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"A-class props: Dragon's Reverse Scale, after use, it can increase all your attack power by 50%. Lasts for 300 seconds. / Redemption prerequisite, reputation and respect, requires spending 2000 reputation points (in addition, 4000 points will be automatically eliminated)."

"Class B props: octopus balls, which can restore 60% of physical strength within 10 seconds after use. / Redemption prerequisite, reputation and respect, requires spending 500 reputation points (in addition, 1000 points will be automatically eliminated)."

"Class B props: Rice wine, after use, it can increase your mental power recovery speed by 60%. / Redemption prerequisite, reputation and respect, requires spending 500 reputation points (in addition, 1,000 points will be automatically eliminated)."

"These are all good things! Especially those recovery drugs that I can actually cut!" Looking at these redeemable items, Fang Lin was already beaming with joy. And Lao Si and Xin Yuan beside him also let out bursts of exclamation.

Hanazhiyuan and Zhong looked like a thin old man who was old and had not lived for a few days. His face was like a dried orange peel. Wearing a huge bamboo hat, he likes to sit in a daze holding a Zen staff that is much taller than himself. I really wonder how his thin and dry body can move such a thick and long staff, especially with the clothes on his body. A dirty and dirty monk's robe that looks blue is even more awkward to look at.

When Fang Lin and others exchanged the props, it was not that they had to deal directly with him face to face, but that there was a donation box in front of the dilapidated statue covered with spider webs. You can get information by getting close there.

The most noteworthy thing right now is not this tempting deal. But...

Fang Lin suddenly saw that after looking at the donation box, Wuxianfu coughed a few times, spitted on the clean ground, and then crushed it with his foot like a very hygienic person. His eyes radiated with a greedy light as if he had suddenly seen a huge amount of treasure, but he forced himself to look at the other side calmly, and quietly leaned forward with his hands behind his back, seemingly unintentionally.

Needless to say, this bitch must be trying to do something sneaky and bad. But he was directly isolated five meters away from the donation box, as if blocked by an invisible barrier. Even after squeezing several times, I couldn't get in. I was so depressed that I scratched my head and scratched my head.

Fang Lin watched secretly and saw Hua Xiyuan and Zhongzhi insert his seemingly thick and ridiculous stick into the ground when the craftsman Fu approached ----- it was the Zen staff stuck into the ground. Comrades who have wrong thoughts can go to the wall to confess!

So the craftsman Fu Ben was immediately blocked outside, so Lin Ji immediately went to look for the old man Hua Xiyuan and Zhong, rubbing his eyes and said shamelessly:

"Senior, I have been suffering from an eye disease these days. I can't even see flies or elephants flying by in front of my eyes. You are so compassionate. To save all sentient beings, just let my servants choose for me." "

Hua Xiyuan and Zhong glanced at him, and Fang Lin immediately took out a bottle of Maotai and stuffed it in. Hua Xiyuan and Zhong's expressions did not change at all. He took it calmly, put it in his arms and said:

"Okay, call your big servant outside to help you choose. I am very compassionate and save all sentient beings. What you described is very accurate!"

"What a bastard!" Fang Lin opened his eyes and cursed angrily in his heart.

As the saying goes, the strongest has its own strong hand, and every mountain is higher than the other. This despicable master-servant duo finally encountered a black-hearted carrot today and hit the rocks and sank. It seems that the butcher can only perform addition and subtraction operations within 5 at most. If he wants to multiply and divide, he has to start counting his fingers. If you ask him to buy it on your behalf, I'm afraid you'll have to pay for the loss.

Fang Lingan smiled and said:

"Can you let me, a little servant, make the selection? An old man who is compassionate and saves all sentient beings."

"Of course not!" Hua Xiyuan and Zhong flatly refused. The shameless old man had already opened Fang Lin's bribe and started drinking happily.

"Why... no?" Fang Lin looked at the wine dripping from the damn old man's beard with great distress. These are all points!

"Because he is too ugly. How can he touch my treasure with his virtue!" Hua Xiyuan and Zhong said simply.

After hearing those words, the craftsman Fu immediately turned to stone. After a while, he pointed at his nose and said angrily, showing his big yellow teeth:

"I'm... ugly? Are you farting with your mouth? How dare you say that Yushu Linfeng is handsome and graceful. The elegant me... is ugly?"

Everyone present vomited. I have seen people who are shameless, but I have never seen someone as shameless as Craftsman Fu. Apart from……

Hua Xiyuan and Zhong's expressions did not change at all, and they nodded with certainty.

Wuxianfu immediately said:

"You nod when I say you fart with your mouth?"

Hanazhiyuan and Zhong immediately sat up straight as if being pricked by a needle and cursed:

"Who are you talking about, you ugly monster? I am an eminent monk who is compassionate and saves all sentient beings. He is so handsome, graceful and graceful, and has attracted countless beautiful girls who are crying and throwing themselves into his arms. …”

Everyone present vomited again. They finally saw someone who was even more shameless than Gongshen Fu. It is true that there is always someone stronger than the strong. There is always someone better than the strong!

"I mean you, the old shameless one!"

"…….."

The rest of the people around were completely speechless at this pair of "competitive" comedians. Gongshen Fu was short of breath. He only yelled and cursed for a while and his voice became hoarse. He was so angry that he stamped his feet and his mouth kept moving. He definitely didn't say anything nice. But this guy cursed in his hometown dialect, which was the Chinese folk slang from the Three Kingdoms period, not to mention the japanese. Even if a Chinese linguist came, I'm afraid it would be quite good if he could understand four or five sentences out of ten. But seeing how the wretched Fu cursed inwardly and felt relieved, the "content" must be exciting and endless.

Fang Lin watched the shameless old man Hua Fengyuan and Zhong reluctantly fetch some clean water, but used it to rinse the empty bottle of Moutai. He was still not satisfied, and sipped it slowly. He was still sighing and shaking his head. He suddenly had an idea and immediately showed his signature lewd smile. Oh, no, smile.

He handed over another large jar of wine and said with a bitter face:

"Lord Hua Fengyuan and Zhong, please let my servant help me choose it."

"Well... I'll think about it."

Hua Fengyuan and Zhong took it impatiently, drank a few gulps greedily, and sighed comfortably:

"Let's call the big guy in."

"But I'm talking about the little guy... If it doesn't work, give me the wine back..."

"Wait, let me think about it... Gulp... Forget it, it still doesn't work... Gulp... He's really too ugly... Gulp... Okay, don't urge you to return it, I'll give you the bottle. My old man... How could an old man like Dexun take away a rotten bottle from you!"

"But what you handed over was an empty wine jar, and the one I gave you was full!"

"Is that so? No problem. Wait, I'll fill it up. How could an old man like Dexun take away such a small thing!"

"Excuse me, why did you fill the empty wine jar with water...?"

"Didn't you want to fill the floor? Now it's full, I'll give it back to you. How could an old man like Dexun..."

Everyone present vomited again and again, and finally had nothing to vomit...

Just looking at the level of Hua Fengyuan and Zhong's despicableness. It's hard to believe that he actually trained such a heroic and classy disciple like Bawangwan. Fang Lin sighed helplessly. He took out the last jar of Moutai and said with tears in his eyes:

"Since you are unwilling to compromise, then there is nothing I can do. I can only drink the 'divine' wine I brought from my hometown by myself to comfort my injured heart. Senior Hua Fengyuan Hezhong, please don't look at me with such unscrupulous, shameless and vulgar eyes as a pervert seeing a gorgeous beauty, a mouse seeing snow-white rice, or a prostitute seeing a charming prostitute... Is the wine in your hand okay? I obviously have nightmares. Oh, by the way, I suddenly want to go to the bathroom. Where is the toilet? Oh, is it in the back? OK, thank you."

When Fang Lin came back from the back after a round, he saw the third empty Moutai wine jar and Hua Fengyuan Hezhong, who was leaning beside him with a red face and drooling. The old guy was snoring on his unusually thick stick (Zen staff), and the huge bamboo hat on his head had fallen to the side, revealing a bald head with sparse white hair.

"Damn it, I don't believe it. Three pounds of 53-proof 80-year-old Maotai can't make you, a damned dog, drunk?" Fang Lin, who had always looked innocent and gentle, suddenly cursed viciously------that sudden change. It was like Liang Shanbo, who was crying and begging his sister not to leave, suddenly turned into a mountain eagle with black hair on his chest when his coat was opened---------so that even Xinyuan and others were dumbfounded.

The wretched Fu Que laughed wildly:

"The kind and wise master is really wise! You really deserve your reputation of chivalrous and tender, brave and righteous, and unparalleled in the world!"

Everyone present just felt a little better, and finally couldn't help vomiting again!

Fang Lin snorted lightly, waved his hand contemptuously and said:

"Why don't you work quickly? You're welcome, it's yours!"

The wretched Fu laughed very, very, very wretchedly:

"Thank you for the reward, Master!"

Everyone present had nothing to vomit, so they had to dry heave...

When the wretched Fu smiled lewdly and raised his rat whiskers to touch the "donation box". The shabby statues seemed to turn their heads away helplessly. It seemed that they couldn't bear to witness the coming of this bloodbath.

Two hours later...the butcher, who was famous for his long physical strength, was already exhausted and out of breath. He stuck out his tongue and panted:

"Master, let's take a break."

"No." The one who interrupted was pale. The wretched Fu, whose hands were still shaking, said: "We have to run away quickly, otherwise if the old man who finds himself completely bankrupt catches up with us, he will beat you to be as thin as you, the big boss, and then beat me to be as swollen as you!" The butcher simply imagined himself being beaten to the size of the craftsman Fu. He shuddered involuntarily, and before he could even imagine what it would be like for the craftsman Fu to be beaten to be as swollen as himself, he immediately gained courage inexplicably, ran away, and rushed to the front again.

However, even Fang Lin, who has always been extremely calm, would look back in panic from time to time - even though the chance of a drunk old man sobering up and catching up now is negligible - -It can be seen that the losses suffered by Hua Xiyuan and Mr. Zhong today have been terrible. I wonder if they will fall down due to cerebral congestion and never get up again? Or it can be understood this way. The insulted wretched Fu retaliated by gnashing his teeth like a locust and plundered the collections of Hua Xiyuan and Mr. Zhong.

And in the residence of Luo Jiangshen and Shui Ji,

On the Hessen Mountains.

The sky here is deep purple and blue, without even a single cloud, as if it has been greedily swallowed and melted into the sky, while the trees on the mountains are all dark black.

Hu Huahao and Lin Yinxiu were waiting for her summons with solemn expressions.

At this time, the body of Luo Jiangshen Suihime is occupied by the body of the witch America Hime. She is wearing a snow-white witch robe with red edges, a red skirt on the lower body, and a red ribbon tied to her forehead. The wide-sleeved robe, the shiny black hair flying like a snake, looks eerie and glamorous!

At this time, the incomplete Evil Bronze Duo obtained from Fang Lin was placed in front of her, and next to the shrine, her obedience beast lay lazily:

American ghost!

This terrifying monster usually looks like a snow-blue giant wolf. But when fighting, he can transform into a huge demon in an instant, suck the opponent's flesh and blood, and can even release high-level magic. Directly transform the enemy into a pig that cannot defend or attack!

Behind Luo Jiang Shen and Shui Ji, there is an ancient cyan wall that looks like it has a life of its own. There are many cyan protrusions like blood vessels floating on it. In the middle of the wall, there are two gorgeous basin-sized inlays. The orb contains four strange and strange fonts that are constantly rotating!

These two orbs are a combination of the four most powerful forces in the devil world - demons and monsters. The containers were taken from Beijing, China and the Mayans in South America. Because of this, Wang Hu, the super powerful man from the land of Middle-earth, is on the side of justice. And Chamu Chamu, a cute cat-eared girl from South America, angrily joined the crusade against Luo Jiangshen.

"Lord Luo Jiangshen." Miss Lin said in a neither humble nor overbearing tone: "This time we went out and successfully found the exact whereabouts of several artifact fragments (ie, the Evil Copper Duo fragments)."

"Oh?" Luo Jiangshen Shui Ji's voice is very distinctive. Although it is feminine, it has a neutral charm that can't be entangled: "Then why don't you bring them back as soon as possible?"

"I wonder if what you said before counts?" Miss Lin answered the question in a different way.

"It depends on what the words are." Luo Jiangshen Shui Ji very keenly caught the trap in the words of the beautiful Lin. "Everyone makes a mistake sometimes. Even if you are a great person like me, sometimes your words may be misunderstood by others."

Beauty Lin's face darkened, she looked at the incomplete Evil Bronze Duo that exuded cold air on the ground, and said word by word:

"I'm really disappointed! Sir! I was the one who sacrificed my life to find this artifact for you piece by piece! But you used such a sentence to fudge me."

Luo Jiangshen Shui Ji said coldly:

"You've been rewarded for what you've done."

Beauty Lin refused to give in at all and said:

"Okay. Then my lord, you can forget what I said at the beginning about the artifact fragments. I admit that I just made a gaffe and according to your theory, this gaffe can be forgiven."

"You are so courageous, you dare to threaten me? Very good!" The black hair on Luo Jiangshen Shui Ji's back suddenly seemed to be blown by the strong wind. It started to spread!

Lao Hu and Miss Lin took half a step back at the same time. The fierce dark aura of Luo Jiangshen and Shui Ji when he was furious gave them the feeling that it was like a black hole that was sucking in crazily, trying to swallow the two of them completely!

"With your great strength, it is naturally very easy to kill us." Miss Lin bit her lower lip and suddenly said loudly: "But you can never find anyone more capable than us! You will always have the only choice Stay on this dead black mountain!"

Luo Jiangshen and Shui Ji are originally soul bodies. After reluctantly seizing the body of the American Princess, he could leave the Heimori Mountain and rush to South America and China to seize the two orbs. This long journey across the sea has consumed a large part of his demonic power. With help, I had to use the seven heads of Yamata no Orochi to create seven evil copper bells, but it also directly caused the general god Mizuki to appear outside the Heimori Mountain, so he had to pay a huge price!

so. The current Luo Jiang Shen Sui Ji is essentially imprisoned in a disguised form in Heimori Mountain, the place closest to the environment of the demon world. If she is forced to rush, of course she can occasionally go down the mountain, but she cannot go up or down at will. And her plot strongman Genjuro Kiugami is ambitious, Genan Shiranui is stupid and lustful, and Earthquake (the fat man) is obsessed with money.

Therefore, Miss Lin and Lao Hu can really be regarded as quite capable subordinates-------This does not mean that the other reincarnations on the dark side are really much worse than them in terms of strength------- - Just like Luo Jiangshen Shui Ji is the chairman of a company, he obviously pays more attention to his salesmen who are the first and second best in performance. She doesn't care how strong your personal abilities are. If your reputation is low, your status will be low. Everything is based on performance.

With a roaring sound of "Boom", the incomplete Evil Copper Duo in front of Luo Jiang Shen Shui Ji suddenly spurted out blue-grey angry flames, flying up to tens of meters, and it looked as if the lava from the center of the earth had erupted. come out! It took a while before Luo Jiangshen and Shui Ji turned around. He said with an angry look on his face:

"Okay! Are you resurrecting that weird reptile? But you have to remember! After I fulfill your wish, you must find at least two pieces of the Evil Copper Duo for me! The evil soul in this artifact has been It’s basically gone. The sooner I collect all the lost fragments, the sooner I can restore its function.”

Miss Lin secretly breathed a sigh of relief. With a very grateful look on his face he said:

"Follow your wishes, sir. You have helped us, and we will naturally repay you with our strength and loyalty!"

Then he took Bobby's head, the eyeballs of the mutant summoning spring, the eggshell of the dinosaur egg, and the soul of the strange snake sealed in the small crystal ball. These key mission items obtained from previous consecutive missions were handed over one by one. Lao Hu presented the heart of Galford's pet and the wings of Nakolulu's pet.

"The eyeballs of the mountain ghost, the vicious soul, the heart of the ninja dog, and the wings of the elf. It's great to be able to obtain these things from Nakolulu and Galford. You are indeed my most capable subordinates!"

Luo Jiang Shen Shui Ji nodded with satisfaction. The black hair that was originally scattered behind her shoulders suddenly rose up like a poisonous snake. She chanted a spell to summon another intact Evil Copper Duo, and brought these few Things were thrown into Duo's body one after another, and colorful flames erupted from inside, and the orb behind the wall also projected the four characters - demons, demons and demons, into Duo's mouth one by one!

Then Luo Jiang Shen Shui Ji's red lips began to move up and down, her voice was very low and very fast, but the surrounding space began to reflect the echo of the spell she was chanting. I can't hear the specific content at all. It gives people a very complicated and strange feeling, as if it is buzzing from the ears to the soul. They are all resonating with awe and piety!

The body of the Evil Bronze Duo tripod began to slowly change color, from black to red, then from red to green, and finally showed a bright iron color, as if it was newly cast. Immediately afterwards, the eggshell of the dinosaur egg automatically flew up to Duokou. Under the fumigation of the dense mist, the white eggshell gradually turned black, melted into a jelly-like substance, rolled softly and sticky, and finally suddenly wrapped it. took Bobby's head. Slowly and evenly distributed on its surface, and finally fell into the Evil Copper Duo. The churning radiant mist in Duo's mouth was immediately restrained, leaving only Duo's body glowing strangely in darkness and light.

After a while, Luo Jiangshen Shui Ji's ribbon flew out gently and rolled into Duo's mouth. He took out a giant egg that was completely black and had four strange colorful patterns on it. He sighed tiredly and sat down. He stood in his position and played with it for a while before slowly saying:

"This creature had a strong sense of self before it died. Even I can't erase it. It must meet its destined master before it can be hatched. Come and get it."

Beauty Lin let out a sigh of relief, she finally lived up to her trust. After taking over the black fraternal egg, I was also surprised. It turned out that the egg shell of this fraternal egg was not hard. It was like rubber, warm and elastic. If I put it in my hand and feel it carefully, it could even be... Feel the long, weak but powerful heartbeat inside! But after I put it on my hand for a long time, I felt a burning pain on the skin that came into contact with it, and it became more and more obvious, and it was obviously repelling it.

Luo Jiangshen Shui Ji waved his hand impatiently and said sharply:

"In order to fulfill your request, beyond my expectation, I consumed more magic power, which is almost equivalent to the total amount of my trip down the mountain. Therefore, you must find at least four pieces of the Evil Copper Duo for me!"

Lao Hu and Miss Lin didn't take it seriously, because Director Fang Lin said that there were still six or seven fragments of the Evil Bronze Duo, and it was easy to complete the task, but they still had very surprised and shocked expressions on their faces. Could it be:

"Sir! We have only found the exact whereabouts of the two artifact fragments so far. They are in the hands of Yagyu Jubei and Kuroko respectively..."

Luo Jiangshen Shui Ji was stunned for a moment, with a look of hatred and anger on his face as he said:

"How did it get into their hands? Forget it, you go down first, but the next time you come to see me, you must bring at least 2 artifact fragments! If you can bring more fragments, I will give you a generous reward of return!”