Chapter 4: Dog Vs. Pig
Hu mm said with a smile:
"It doesn't matter what you eat, as long as you treat me, I'll be happy."
When the two of them walked outside the snack bar, Fang Lin suddenly had an idea and said:
"It's only past 11 o'clock now. Why don't I spend more than eight yuan to buy vegetables and we can eat them ourselves? Anyway, Old Hu... Oops, that's wrong, Director Hu won't go home at noon."
In her heart, Hu mm was still looking forward to spending time together with Fang Lin, but she knew that her father was working the night shift yesterday and was sleeping at home. An idea flashed in her mind:
"It's too far to go home. I have a best friend who wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination. I live in a rented dormitory in the old teachers' building. I made a small kitchen by myself in the corridor. We can just go to her place to make it."
So the two of them happily ran to buy groceries. Fang Lin was responsible for checking the quality, while Hu mm was responsible for bargaining. During this ordinary process, a strange and strange sweetness emerged in the hearts of the two of them. These things that are taken for granted between family members are unfamiliar experiences for both of them, but there is a strange feeling secretly growing in their hearts. Hu mm looked at the young couple holding hands and buying groceries next to her, and her cheeks were slightly dizzy. Red, she looked even more beautiful. After choosing a few dishes, Fang Lin suddenly said curiously:
"Why is this guy Bobby missing?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the angry roar of a wolf dog not far away. If he looked carefully, he saw that it was a giant black and yellow-haired wolf dog that was tightly tied by its owner, and it was barking wildly. And Bobby's chubby The guy actually took advantage of its unpreparedness and took a piece of meat bone directly from its rice bowl! Just out of reach of the wolf dog, he happily gnawed on it. His little nose turned upward and his mouth was full of oil, and he made a pleasant snort, completely ignoring the huge wolf dog that was barking angrily one meter away.
Others were amazed when they saw it, thinking that this little black pig was really brave. It was like a normal adult standing so close to the huge wolf dog, even though he knew he couldn't be bitten. They would also subconsciously avoid it, and the look of the little piggy god gnawing bones was really hilarious, in sharp contrast to the wolfdog's rage. For a time, there were many onlookers, pointing and laughing at the wolfdog.
But the owner of the dog felt embarrassed. He was a butcher and sold meat, so his personality was naturally rough. He drank some wine and came out to take a look. Seeing that his beloved dog was humiliated by being teased like this, he immediately became furious. He walked forward and pretended to lead the dog, and with a touch of his fingers, he released the chain from the wolfdog's neck!
The German wolfhound, which stood upright and was taller than a human, was freed. With a ferocious howl, the tiger jumped into the air, spit out its long red tongue and rushed towards Bobby!
There is a huge difference in body shape between the two. The chubby Bobby is at most the size of a volleyball. The German Wolfdog weighs 50 kilograms, is tall and powerful, and roars like crazy. Compared with the two, of course there is no comparison!
The price had already been negotiated at that time. Hummy was watching Bobby playing tricks with a smile, but who knew that something like this happened suddenly, she screamed! He grabbed Fang Lin and dug his nails into his arm flesh. I was so anxious that my words were a little confused.
"Bobby...help, the dog ran away!"
Fang Lin was concentrating on selecting tofu. Hearing this, he said in shock:
"What?"
Then he continued to immerse himself in picking things, and Hu mm shook his arm vigorously:
"Go and save Bobby, a wolfdog has broken free of its chain and is chasing him!"
"What! Wolf dog!" Fang Lin looked up in shock and said with a change of expression: "Holy shit, it's a German breed with a black back! How much should I pay if I'm injured!"
At this time, Bobby's piggy mouth was holding bones in its mouth and running around, and its body looked as round as a ball but was surprisingly flexible. He kept changing directions and running towards Sayazi, with the large wolf dog chasing after him. He suffered enough from being too big and was teased so much that he couldn't help barking in anger. The sound made the ears of the people next to him buzz. ring.
After hearing Fang Lin's words, Hu mm was shocked and said:
"Why do you just want money! Bobby is so cute, but if he bites me, I have to call daddy to beat the dog to death!"
Fang Lin coughed a few times and couldn't stop talking, dumbfounded--worried that Bobby, the perverted Tyrannosaurus Rex with pig skins on his skin, would be bitten by a wolf dog? This seems completely unnecessary. It's as absurd as worrying that Hummy is an airport ------- Fang Lin is worried that Bobby will play with the wolfhound to death and he won't have the money to pay for it!
At this time, Bobby seemed to have been forced into a corner. With no way to retreat, the huge wolf-dog fiercely jumped into the air and pounced. He vowed to press it under his paws and bite it fiercely. But Bobby's round body suddenly spotted the gap and darted out from under its belly!
This order surprised everyone around him, and the most ridiculous thing was that after Bobby ran over, the huge wolfdog immediately started howling with its tail between its legs, and ran back to its den in great pain. The onlookers were astonished. Even the dog owner couldn't believe his eyes. He pulled the dog aside for a closer inspection, but could not see any injuries.
At this time, Fang Lin had already bought the groceries and ran away with Hu Hu and Bobby, who was snorting proudly.
Hu mm was also full of doubts. She didn't know why the dog suddenly screamed. Looking at Fang Lin and the proud little black pig Bobby, she blinked her big eyes a few times and suddenly stretched out her hand to twist Fang Lin's ears. Another With hands on hips, she posed in Jun Ji-hyun's classic savage girlfriend pose, and said fiercely:
"What's going on? Why don't you really recruit me?"
Fang Lin suddenly turned his head and said in surprise behind Hu mm:
"Why did Lao Hu come here to patrol?"
Hu mm was shocked. She knew that her father had always opposed her dealings with Fang Lin, so she quickly stopped her hand. When she looked back, she immediately knew that she had been deceived. In anger, she immediately threw up her handbag and punched Fang Lin in the face. Fang Lin chuckled, protecting his head and face, and secretly watched the peaks on Hu mm's chest trembling slightly with the movement. Naturally, he was extremely beautiful and fascinated.
"Hurry up and tell me the truth!" Hu mm, who was tired from the beating, gasped and shouted in a tone of scrutinizing her husband who was staying out for the night. Of course, it is also accompanied by extremely threatening body language that twists the meat.
Fang Lin raised his hands helplessly and said:
"It's a long story..."
"Then speak slowly!"
"Well...Bobby is a little boar."
"What does this have to do with Bobby's gender?"
"Uh...that wolf dog is also a male dog."
"What exactly do you want to say?"
"So as males, we all know each other's weaknesses very well."
"You...I still don't understand."
"When Bobby ran under the wolfdog's belly, he lifted his seemingly harmless little pig's head at the right time, and hit two spherical things at the right time... so the poor little pig's head The big dog immediately lost its fighting ability.”
"………rogue!"
"Yes, Bobby, I even think you are a gangster."
"I'm talking about you!"
"Well, since I'm a gangster anyway, let's do what a gangster should do."
"Ah! You damn pervert! How dare you touch me!"
"……."
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The two of them were laughing and joking, and soon they arrived outside Hu Jia's friend's rental house carrying vegetables. This building was built in the 1980s, with only four floors in total. The roof of the fourth floor still had ordinary tiles. The red bricks on the building are not even covered with cement, and there are gray-black moss wandering around the cracks in the walls like age spots, but the surrounding trees are lush.
There is a long passage on each floor of this house. On both sides of the passage are neat and symmetrical rooms. Each room is about seven or eight square meters. The white ash on the wall has been placed on the coal stove, electric wok, etc. on the passage. The kitchen utensils are so smoked that the original color cannot be seen. There is a large public toilet on each floor. Outside the toilet is a place for bathing and washing clothes.
This building was originally a temporary dormitory allocated by the school to single teachers, but more than 80% of the people living in it were students--most of the teachers had their own houses and rented them out at relatively cheap prices. Of course, there are more student couples renting apartments, and there are also many people who want a relatively quiet environment with unrestricted power supply.
Hu mm very skillfully found the key from under the electric frying pan next to her, then opened the door and asked Fang Lin to go in. This place was rented by one of her best friends. The two were close friends, so it seemed quite casual.
Fang Lin checked the various kitchen utensils placed on the desk outside very professionally, and then very diligently took a dustpan to wash the vegetables and prepare the dishes. He was born working in a hot pot restaurant, so he was very good at doing this kind of thing. A familiar road. Hu mm was nearby and wanted to help, but she became more and more busy. He stuck out his tongue apologetically and ran back to listen to the song.
Not long after, Fang Lin took the rice cooker and started to make bone soup outside. The meatless stick bones were very cheap, and not many people bought them, but the taste of the soup was amazing. After a while, white mist curled up. After Fang Lin mixed the ingredients, the aroma was really strong for a while, causing people on the whole floor to open the door from time to time to take a look. After a while, Fang Lin would The cut tofu and pea tips were put down. The tofu was snow-white and pink, and the pea tips were green and pleasant. The visual impact alone was eye-catching. Hummy was smiling and couldn't wait to eat. At this time, two girls came up together from downstairs. When one saw Hu Jia, she rushed over happily and said:
"Okay. You secretly came to me to be corrupt! You have a bad conscience!"
The other one's eyes widened immediately when he saw her, as if he was seeing a life-and-death enemy. Who is Senior Sister Zhao Mingmin who is not the youthful and lively version of Stefanie Sun?