Chapter 122 Human Rhyming Machine

Everyone was stunned when they saw Dafei appear on TV.

This is CCTV 13, a news program.

Why did Dafei appear?

"Dafei is on CCTV as a host?"

"Isn't this a big leap? Isn't Dafei a singer?"

"He actually co-hosted a program with Sister Deng. What a joke. What is Dafei's ability to do!"

"This program is not a legal program. What's the point of inviting Dafei? Are they going to let him sing "Rakshasa Sea City"?"

"The producer is really bold. He can't just ride on the popularity like this. With Dafei's two brushes, how can he be qualified to host a program on CCTV? It's really outrageous."

"..."

Liang Yin and the others were also shocked.

They didn't watch this program originally. A friend saw it and called to ask about it. Then they knew that Dafei was on CCTV.

They quickly turned on the TV and it turned out to be Dafei!

Wang Zhi was shocked, "Sister Deng brought Fei Ge, right?"

Liang Yin was also stunned, "Of course."

"Can Fei Ge do it?"

"Maybe he can, you Fei Ge has strong self-study ability."

...

"Today is the first day of the twelfth lunar month, and the Spring Festival is coming soon. Netizens left messages under our program Weibo, asking us if we are going to release new programs when the Spring Festival is coming soon, and if we don't have a holiday?"

"Dear audience friends, I want to say that we won't have a holiday unless the earth explodes, and we won't rest unless the universe restarts."

"In the wind, rain, and festivals, we are all here waiting for you."

"There are no four seasons, only two seasons. You see it is the peak season, and you change the channel to the off-season."

Suddenly, Da Fei's rhyme made everyone in front of the TV laugh.

Jia Lu pointed to the sign language teacher in the lower left corner of the screen and said.

"Look, the sign language teacher laughed!"

This is also a feature of the program, with a sign language host, so that some friends with hearing impairments can understand.

But at this time, it became a funny point of the program.

"Da Fei is a rhyming maniac, haha, he is obsessed with writing lyrics, right? He went to rhyme on CCTV?"

"You are worthy of being Teacher Da Fei, you see, he made the sign language teacher laugh."

"Sign language teacher: I am a professional, I usually won't laugh unless I really can't help it."

"This program is going for a funny route, no wonder Da Fei was invited, and Sister Deng next to him couldn't help laughing!"

"Why didn't Sister Deng say anything?"

"Da Fei said all the lyrics, how could Sister Deng have any lyrics?"

Qiu Chengdong and others were also a little surprised, Da Fei is really good.

I wrote two poems on the Internet before, which made a sensation, and later I wrote a fable, which was directly selected into the Chinese textbook.

Now he is also a good host of the program, and this paragraph is very explosive.

Cheng Huanhuan gave them a thumbs up, Da Fei is something!

I am worthy of being the man my best friend likes!

Deng Siqing's face also flushed a little. Although his eyes were fixed on the camera, his peripheral vision was always looking at Dafei.

Dafei can actually host?

This man is really versatile!

The entire program production team was very happy, except for Du Songming, who looked a little ugly.

This guy is too good at making things happen, right?

He actually dared to appear on CCTV's live program. What kind of psychological quality does he have?

I haven't heard that he has learned to host before?

He speaks clearly and at a moderate speed. If you put aside his previous halo, he really looks like an excellent host.

A singer took his job. Who would believe it if he told others?

He was originally just a temporary substitute, but after taking over once, it means that he can continue to take over in the future.

Even if you put aside the benefits of pursuing Deng Siqing's proximity, this is also a pretty good job.

With Sister Deng, the ratings can still be guaranteed.

But now he has been snatched away by a singer. He is depressed!

This guy is actually Sister Deng's boyfriend. Isn't he having an affair with Lin Qiqi?

…

“It’s snowing and the temperature has dropped in the past few days. Many places are experiencing drops in different degrees.”

“As long as you don’t look too fat, check whether you have put on long johns.”

“It’s folk and elegant, trendy and local, and it has both emotional care and spiritual care.”

“It’s hidden, loose and moderate, and it’s worthy of trust among people, Lu Bu among horses, Red Hare among horses, and long johns among clothes!”

When this segment was broadcast, Liang Yin and the others burst into laughter, not to mention the audience.

"Da Fei is so funny, reminding everyone to cool down is so funny, rhyming maniac, you can't talk without rhyming, right?"

"I think it's not Da Fei who's funny, but the sign language teacher next to him, you see she's about to collapse hahaha!"

"I'm the sign language teacher, don't ask me why I can't laugh, if I come across this program, I'll collapse too."

"I didn't expect Da Fei to be a joke teller, is this program hosted by Da Fei all the time, if so I'll watch it every day while eating."

"I don't recommend watching it while eating, it's easy to burst out laughing."

"Human rhyming machine, ruthless rhyming maniac!"

"..."

Deng Siqing couldn't help laughing, and his eyes were full of admiration and love.

This man is so good at hosting?

This joke just came out of his mouth?

Several editors were even more confused, this lyrics were not written by them, they just wrote a few words to remind everyone to keep warm and prevent cooling, how could it become such a humorous joke in Lin Chudong's mouth?

Qiu Chengdong raised his hand, signaling him to proceed to the next step.

Lin Chudong said.

"My hometown, Shanghai, took the lead in launching the era of garbage classification. People are very confused about garbage classification. What is kitchen waste and what is other garbage?"

"It's not difficult to tell the difference clearly. I'll teach you a formula."

"Let the pigs try it out whether it's dry or wet, and they'll know as soon as they eat it."

"The food that pigs can eat is kitchen waste, the waste that pigs will die from is harmful waste, and the waste that pigs won't even eat is other waste."

"As for recyclable garbage, you can sell it for money to buy pigs."

"The pig must want to say that I have paid too much for mankind."

"It is said that pigs are full of treasures, and they also contribute a lot to garbage classification."

After the joke was over, Lin Chudong read a few real-time news reports according to the script. They were basically topics about people's livelihood, whether young people should pay for medical insurance, and whether the elderly should go to nursing homes. These are down-to-earth topics.

Coupled with Lin Chudong's rhymes, the program's effect is unprecedentedly good.

"This rhyme makes my scalp tingle. Human Rhyme Machine is a really good name!"

"About "A pig taught me how to sort garbage"..."

"If this program is broadcast like this, then I won't change the channel."

"In the final analysis, Da Fei's literary skills are too strong. He can write lyrics, poems, and jokes at his fingertips!"

"Da Fei, who doesn't sing, can be so funny and rhyme seriously."

"Da Fei's hosting skills are also quite good. This is a live broadcast, and he didn't say a single typo."

"..."

When Qiu Chengdong saw the feedback on the program's ratings and the audience's stickiness, he immediately clapped his thighs in excitement.

"good!"

This program was originally just mediocre. Apart from the highlight of Sister Deng, it didn't have any advantages.

But now, with Da Fei as a joker, the show has become popular!

As soon as the program ended, the station leader called.

Qiu Chengdong answered the phone politely.

"Leader... you are ridiculous. I am trying my luck. Yes, Sister Deng's voice is broken. Next issue? Next issue... I will study it again and report to you later!"

After hanging up the phone, Qiu Chengdong waved to Deng Siqing.

The two walked aside and Qiu Chengdong said.

"Sister Deng, are you and Da Fei really boyfriend and girlfriend?"

Deng Siqing blushed, hesitated for a moment, and nodded.

With so many people watching, it would be hard to get off the stage if I said otherwise.

And there's nothing to be ashamed of, she already likes Da Fei.

Qiu Chengdong said, "Then can you help me and let Dafei broadcast it for a few more days? Or, be a long-term guest?"

Deng Siqing was stunned for a moment, with a look of surprise on his face, and took out his cell phone to type.

"Da Fei is not a professional host and does not live in the capital. Isn't it inconvenient?"

Qiu Chengdong thought for a while, "Then I will tell the leader to change it to recorded broadcast, or alternate between recorded and live broadcasts. Let Dafei record them together and wait for hot news. You can live broadcast it yourself. What? Sample?"

Deng Siqing nodded and typed, "I'll ask him and I'll give you the news later."

Qiu Chengdong nodded and asked Sister Deng to do something, but he had to be polite.

Don't dare to yell at Sister Deng just because he is a producer. That is just asking for death.

Qiu Chengdong said, "The first period is over, everyone gives Da Fei a round of applause!"

Everyone immediately applauded, "Brother Fei is awesome!"

Da Fei's 20-minute program made everyone admire him with admiration. Putting aside those jokes, his hosting skills are definitely adequate.

Whether it is the speed of reading manuscripts or the standard level of Mandarin, they definitely meet the standards of a qualified host.

Although he is not as strong as Sister Deng, relying on his own fame and his rhyming skills, the effect is definitely refreshing.

Qiu Chengdong said, "Da Fei, let's have dinner together tonight? I'll ask Director Sun and let's have some drinks?"

Lin Chudong said, "Let's wait another day. I'm anxious to get some medicine for Sister Deng."

"Okay, go ahead and get busy."

Qiu Chengdong did not directly talk about the resident guests. Since he and Sister Deng are together, he should let Sister Deng do the talking.

No wonder Sister Deng always drank with them before. It turned out that they were a couple, and Da Fei was really lucky.

Du Songming had already left at this time, and staying here would be a disgrace to himself.

Lin Chudong appeared on the CCTV news program, and his popularity suddenly increased a lot.

Even Teacher Yan from the orphanage called him.

"In early winter, you are a kid who has made his mark. You are on the central stage. Everyone has seen you. The kids are very happy."

Lin Chudong smiled and said, "Teacher Yan, I just want to be a guest."

"Come back for the New Year?"

"I won't go back. I have to attend the Spring Festival Gala during the Chinese New Year. You can see me on TV."

"Oh, that's a good feeling, we can wait for it!"

Although I really wanted Da Fei to go back, I immediately became happy when I heard that Da Fei was going to attend the Spring Festival Gala.

In the eyes of the older generation, attending the Spring Festival Gala is a glorious thing.

Lin Chudong hung up the phone and Cheng Huanhuan asked.

"Da Fei, who is it?"

"Teacher Yan from my orphanage brought me up since I was a child."

Both of them were stunned. They didn't expect Da Fei to be an orphan?

This is the first time I heard about his life experience.

Cheng Huanhuan said, "It's time to get off work. Let's go home."

Deng Siqing took a deep breath, took Lin Chudong's hand, and the two walked out hand in hand in front of the entire stage.

Cheng Huanhuan was next to him, looking very bright, at least two hundred watts.

……

When they got home, Lin Chudong bought honeysuckle and brewed it for Sister Deng, and asked her to drink it.

It should be no big deal, but Sister Deng couldn't talk and it would affect her work, so she couldn't delay it.

After drinking a bowl of medicine, Deng Siqing felt a little better.

Cheng Huanhuan said, "Da Fei, what did you buy this jar for?"

"Cupping is simple and rough, but effective."

Cheng Huanhuan's face changed slightly, "It's a bit ugly, right?"

After the cupping, there were marks on the back, and they didn't go away for a long time.

Lin Chudong shrugged, "That can't be helped, but don't worry, it's almost winter, no one will see it, just drink more water and exercise more, and the metabolism will be fast, and the marks will be gone in a few days."

Deng Siqing's face was a little ruddy, looking at Cheng Huanhuan, not knowing what to do.

Cupping requires nakedness, although she and Lin Chudong are also very close, but that was when Lin Chudong was drunk, or she pretended to be drunk.

Now that they were both awake, they were about to do this kind of intimate action, which made her very embarrassed.

Cheng Huanhuan said, "Siqing, don't be shy. It's the same when you go to a physical therapy clinic for cupping. Dafei is a doctor, don't think too much."

Lin Chudong also nodded, "That's right, Sister Deng, you lie down before I come in, I can't see anything."

It was a bit awkward, and it was even more awkward after they said that.

Lin Chudong prepared her things and walked out of the room.

Cheng Huanhuan said, "Take off your clothes, don't be embarrassed, show your advantages to Dafei, doesn't he like big breasts? We can also let him see the size when we lie down!"

Deng Siqing rolled her eyes. This best friend only knows how to give bad advice. Can she be more reliable?

After taking off her clothes, Deng Siqing lay on the bed, not daring to move, with a pillow under her, tightly covered, and actually nothing can be seen.

"Dafei, come in!"

Lin Chudong walked in, picked up a bamboo cup, and lit the alcohol cotton with her right hand.

After wiping it for a few times, it was directly pressed on Deng Siqing's acupuncture points.

Deng Siqing's face suddenly became ruddy, partly because of embarrassment and partly because of pain.

Cheng Huanhuan asked, "Da Fei, your cupping seems to be different from the normal ones. I see that they all cup the whole back, why are you so far away?"

Lin Chudong said, "I just touch a few key acupuncture points, and other places are actually useless."

"I cup the acupuncture points according to the ideas of traditional Chinese medicine, not the routine of health care."

Cheng Huanhuan nodded, not quite understanding, "You are quite good at traditional Chinese medicine?"

"Yes, I know a little."

Cheng Huanhuan said, "Then take my pulse and see how I am?"

Lin Chudong nodded, "Okay, no problem."

After all the cupping cups were put on, Cheng Huanhuan stretched out his hand.

Of course, you can't be mysterious when taking a pulse. Lin Chudong was about to find a pillow or something to cushion it, when suddenly Cheng Huanhuan put his wrist directly on Sister Deng's buttocks.

"Come on."

Deng Siqing's face immediately turned red. Damn girl, are you crazy?