Chapter 159: "Hourly Worker" Becomes a God

Liang Yin couldn't stand this kind of people the most, and now it has become a habit for Da Fei to scold people.

In the past, Da Fei disdained to fight back against characters like Wang Xi.

But scolding Zhou Shifang was quite satisfying. For such writers who were full of sour smell, they had to be scolded bloody.

Lin Chudong smiled, "Okay, scolding people will be considered part of my job in the future, right?"

Wang Zhi said, "Boss lady, your posture just now was quite like 'closing the door and letting Brother Fei go'."

Lin Chudong:... Get out!

Lin Chudong thought about it and published a short story.

The frog squatted under a dry well, looking at the clear sky above.

Suddenly, a bird flew over and landed on the edge of the well, saying, "I'm so tired, I flew thousands of meters in one breath!"

The frog said, "Friend, don't brag, the sky is only as big as the well mouth, do you need to fly so far?"

The bird said, "Brother, you are wrong, the sky is boundless and very big!"

The frog laughed, "Friend, I sit in the well every day, and I can see the sky as soon as I look up. I can't be wrong."

The bird also laughed, "Brother, you are wrong, if you don't believe me, jump out and take a look."

After Lin Chudong posted the Weibo, it was forwarded again within two hours and exceeded 100,000.

"Front row, front row, Da Fei is cursing again, come and watch!"

"Da Fei is a civilized person, he didn't curse this time, it's another fable, this story is so simple that I don't even need to analyze it, it's just a frog in a well, hahaha!"

"I didn't expect that I can understand Da Fei's story with my elementary school education, I'm so awesome."

" x-on:Zhou Shifang, come out and take a look, this time I won't say you are a dog, I will say you are a toad!"

"Haha, Master Zhou is full of anthropomorphism, but you can't take him seriously."

"Da Fei is really good at cursing, this story is an adaptation of the story of sitting in a well and looking at the sky, right? Da Fei's talent is really amazing."

" x-on:Textbook Bureau, Dafei has published a new work, and there will be more content in the Chinese textbooks next year. ”

“Textbook Bureau: Received, under review.”

“Fuck, it’s really the Textbook Bureau, an official account, this account is following Dafei!”

“Dafei is so awesome, he can get the attention of the Textbook Bureau just for cursing someone, will Zhou Shifang also be included in the Chinese textbooks in the future?”

“It’s a pity that “Looking from a Distance is a Dog” cannot be included in the textbooks, otherwise it will definitely be a classic handed down from generation to generation.”

“It doesn’t matter, the Internet has memory, and everyone will always remember this work.”

“…”

Seeing these comments, Zhou Shifang was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

He turned on the computer and typed a long string of text, but after a moment of hesitation, he deleted it.

He cursed a lot several times in a row, but Dafei’s understated response either caused heated discussions among netizens or was followed by the Textbook Bureau.

In short, the more he cursed, the more he looked like a clown.

Zhou Shifang gritted his teeth and did not respond.

Instead, he opened the folder and found a novel outline that he had treasured for many years.

If you want to slap someone in the face, you still need to rely on your works.

This science fiction essay contest is his best chance to fight back!

Zhou Shifang was full of fighting spirit and began to write furiously.

…

On Saturday, two variety shows collided.

"I Can Be 48" and "I Am a Comedian" were broadcast at the same time.

Of course, the former was broadcast on the Internet, and the latter was broadcast on TV.

Most people chose to watch "I Am a Comedian" and then watch "I Can Be 48" after watching this show.

After all, there was no Da Fei in this episode of "I Can Be 48", and it was another four teams that played chess.

Without Da Fei, there were fewer highlights, and the number of views was much lower than the previous two episodes.

"I Am a Comedian" started.

Cheng Huanhuan became the host this time. Because of the explosion in the previous episode, he immediately received warm applause from the audience as soon as he appeared this time.

"Sister Huan, Sister Huan, I'm here to see Sister Huan again!"

"The Queen of Comedy is here again, replacing Dafei as the host this time?"

"Goddess Huan is a CCTV host, okay? Dafei is an amateur."

"Dafei: You dare to say I'm an amateur? I think your voice sounds like a donkey."

"Dafei is the last one to appear again this time. I'm so anxious. I'm just waiting to see Dafei."

"..."

"Please welcome the comedian of this episode, Wang Shuai!"

Wang Shuai is a mime actor. He performed a mime at the beginning. It was a bit like Chaplin's style. It was quite exciting and refreshing.

Although it was not very hilarious, it was definitely a high-quality program.

The comedian of the replacement was very strong!

The second group, crosstalk.

The two crosstalk actors also tried their best. Although the performance was not funny, it was also wonderful. They were all traditional things, and they just had a charm.

Logically speaking, the director should have kept the first two groups for the sake of diversity on the stage.

So those who were eliminated in this round will be screened from the back.

Mao Feifei was originally the most dangerous person this time. If he hadn't stolen Da Fei's script, he would have been eliminated this time.

After Mao Feifei appeared on stage, he opened a box, and the female robot played by Chen Ya appeared in front of everyone.

After interacting for a few minutes, Mao Feifei pressed the remote control, "I choose the gentle type!"

Suddenly, Chen Ya turned on the coquettish and slutty mode, and her performance was very vivid, with constant applause from the audience and unanimous praise from netizens.

"This show is interesting. Is Mao Feifei being instructed by an expert?"

"It's originally from a drama troupe. It's quite capable. Maybe this is a top-notch show."

"Although the performance is still a bit overwhelming, the script is good."

“The front is pretty good, but the back is a bit anticlimactic, but it’s still a surprise.”

"..."

Everyone's evaluation of Mao Feifei is surprisingly good. His ability to perform to this extent has exceeded the audience's expectations.

The quality of the second "Comedian" program has obviously improved, and everyone is taking it more seriously.

Later, the performance of the Ant Team was still super stable, with a lot of jokes and novel ideas. This time they may be able to compete with Mao Feifei.

Coming to the last one, and the group of comedy contestants that get the most attention this time, they are Da Fei and Cheng Huanhuan.

The hand-in-hand scene in the last issue made Cheng Huanhuan famous overnight.

If this issue explodes again, she will become the queen of sketches.

"Hourly Worker"

Screenwriter: Da Fei

Performers: Da Fei, Cheng Huanhuan.

Da Fei was wearing a black nostalgic Chinese tunic suit, a peaked cap, and an older look on his face, and walked out with a fruit plate.

Thunderous applause erupted from the audience.

Liang Yin couldn't help laughing, "Da Fei, you play the old man this time!"

Lin Chudong nodded, "It's quite similar, right?"

"Like, your makeup skills are not bad, and Brother Fei's acting is also quite expressive. Have your acting skills improved recently?"

Lin Chudong patted Wang Zhi on the shoulder, "You are very discerning!"

Da Fei has put a lot of effort into studying his acting skills recently. He originally wanted to practice more and then challenge Mr. Motoyama's works, but now he can't. The script was plagiarized by Mao Feifei, so he had to rush Duck is on the shelves to perform this classic work in advance.

"My waist hurts when I sleep, I feel nauseated when I eat, my head feels dizzy, and I can't see anything right."

"After pursuing happiness all my life, I finally understood what happiness is. The answer is that happiness means suffering."

The audience laughed.

Sure enough, I am still the rhyme maniac, and this wave of rhymes is so funny.

What is happiness? Answer: Happiness is suffering. This must be included in Da Fei’s classic quotations.

Da Fei's style this time is also very unique. It is the first time he challenges the elderly to dress up, and everyone is happy to accept it.

Then, a sweet voice came, and no one heard it first.

"Some people spend money to eat and drink, some people spend money to order songs, some people spend money to get beauty treatments, and some people spend money to get massages."

"Today I have a good job. Someone pays me to chat with them."

As soon as Cheng Huanhuan appeared on the stage, the audience immediately burst into screams and cheers.

A very popular comedy newcomer played an old lady this time.

Although the last performance of "Hand in Hand" was also performed very hard, after all, she was playing a young beauty, so she just had to act in her true colors.

This time, we asked Cheng Huanhuan, a beautiful woman, to play an old lady. She was really willing to go out of her way!

"Damn it, Da Fei destroyed my goddess, I want to see the goddess!"

"I still look stylish even when I dress up as an old lady. Queen of sketches, do you understand that the comedy effect is the most important? The dedicated sister Huan is also very beautiful!"

"Sister Huan has done a great job in these two steps. She looks so much like an old lady. She really doesn't have the baggage of an idol at all."

"Don't always burden idols with idol baggage. Can those beauties become sketch queens by letting go of idol baggage? Sister Huan is better at acting."

"That's right, the Burial Love family led everyone to come to support the president!"

"Why are there such families everywhere?"

"..."

The two people on the stage are constantly burdened. This work is two sentences with one burden, and the interval between applause and laughter will not exceed fifteen seconds.

Cheng Huanhuan's performance was lifelike, "Your son told me to count down when I enter the house. There was a traffic jam on the road just now. There are still fifteen minutes until one hour. Hurry up!"

"What are you doing?"

"Our purpose is to be proactive and enthusiastic, and exchange my sincerity for your smile. Hurry up, I will take off my clothes first..."

Lin Chudong hurriedly pulled her, "Wait a minute, big girl! Don't take off your clothes yet, I have to figure out what you do? Big girl, I have a bad heart!"

Cheng Huanhuan pointed at Da Fei and said with a smile, "Shy type."

"Well, let me give you two humorous puzzles first. First, they will test your IQ. Second, they will ease the awkward atmosphere. Listen up."

"Say, there are a few steps to install the elephant in the refrigerator...Pfft, hahahaha!"

Cheng Huanhuan smiled like this, and the audience immediately laughed along with him. Coupled with Da Fei's confused look, the comedy effect was full!

The camera cuts to the audience, who are laughing and clapping, this baggage is so loud.

"Three steps! The first step is to open the refrigerator door. The second step is to put the elephant in. The third step is to close the refrigerator door... Hahahahahaha..."

Cheng Huanhuan's awkward laugh made the entire audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Sister Huan's acting skills are amazing. She amused me to death. There is obviously nothing funny about her. Why do I want to laugh so much?"

"The funny point is Sister Huan herself. This awkward scene is the funniest I've ever seen. Haha, the elephant is in the refrigerator. The screenwriter Da Fei is also a talent!"

"Looking at Da Fei's expression, it amused me to death. I don't know who to look at between them."

"..."

Cheng Huanhuan said, "Look at me laughing like this, why don't you laugh?"

Da Fei hid aside, "Why are you laughing?"

Cheng Huanhuan stopped smiling and said, "You don't have a sense of humor. I'll give you another question."

"The zoo held an all-animal gathering. Which animal didn't come?"

Lin Chudong was stunned for two seconds, and then Cheng Huanhuan said.

"Elephant! Keep it closed in the refrigerator, hahahahaha..."

The audience burst into laughter. The one who put the elephant in the refrigerator just now relied on Sister Huan's performance to get rid of the burden.

It turns out that this is where Elephant's baggage for installing the refrigerator was rummaged through, which really caught people off guard.

Liang Yin and others burst out laughing, holding their stomachs and almost bursting into tears.

Three minutes have passed since the beginning of this show. It seems like there are seven or eight burdens. There is no chance to breathe at all. The whole process is hilarious.

Beijing.

Deng Siqing was also laughing so hard that she couldn't close her legs and hugged Cheng Huanhuan's neck, "Why are you so funny? You're making me laugh to death."

Cheng Huanhuan rolled her eyes, "Take your 36D away, you're suffocating me to death."

"This show was improvised by your family Da Fei. We rehearsed it in two hours to achieve this effect. Isn't it strong?"

Deng Siqing raised her thumb and said, "Qiang, your reputation as the queen of sketches is really going to be fulfilled."

Cheng Huanhuan sighed, "It's a pity that Mao Feifei couldn't be eliminated this time. That bitch is so despicable. It pisses me off to death."

Deng Siqing also heard about that incident. He didn't expect that he dared to enter his lounge. He was so bold.

She didn't meet him on the show that day, otherwise she would have scolded him.

"Don't worry, didn't Da Fei say we'll deal with him after the show is broadcast? He will definitely do what he said."

Cheng Huanhuan pouted, "That's what I said, but it's really hard to handle. Mao Feifei refuses to admit it. What can I do? There is no real evidence now. If he is said to have plagiarized, he will not admit it."

Deng Siqing frowned, "This matter is indeed difficult to handle. Let's see how Da Fei handles it."

…

Hangzhou, hotel.

Lin Qiqi and Song Jing watched the show together, laughing so hard.

"Sister Song, look at it. Da Fei is so funny to me. Now his acting skills have improved so much. It's not in vain for me to teach him step by step, hahaha!"

Song Jing also smiled and wiped her tears, "Qiqi, actually I was quite opposed to you being with Da Fei before, but now it proves that you have better vision than me. Please contact Da Fei for the next part of the movie. If she dislikes you It’s expensive, we can discuss it.”

When Lin Qiqi's remuneration is also at a friendly price, with Dafei's current momentum, it is only a matter of time before a big star takes over his role.

Instead of praising others, why not give all this popularity to Lin Qiqi? Don’t we still have this relationship?

Lin Qiqi's face was filled with surprise, "Really, great, I'll tell Da Fei soon!"

"Don't worry yet. Isn't Dafei filming "Bright Sword"? Wait and see how the show turns out."

"You are different from others. Even if Da Feihuo is in trouble, it is impossible not to take you."

Lin Qiqi said oh but said nothing.

Song Jing sighed, she was heartbroken for this little princess.

Although Lin Qiqi and Da Fei were in love, as an agent, she had to make some calculations to see how Da Fei's next drama performed before deciding whether to cast Lin Qiqi in the role.

…

Beijing.

Sun Xuan and Zhao Meizhu were watching TV, both laughing so hard.

Sun Xuan said, "How about it? Da Fei is talented. This sketch is really amazing. I came down and let Lao Qiu take advantage of it."

Zhao Meizhu said, "The comedy is quite good, the acting is also strong, and the singing is also strong, but what does this mean, does the planning also be strong?"

Sun Xuan shook his head, "Don't underestimate Da Fei. In my opinion, he is a rare talent in the entertainment industry that can only be seen in a century. There is nothing he can't do."

Zhao Meizhu rolled her eyes, "You're exaggerating, right? It's a rare event, so you should ask the boss to approve your program. Has Da Fei's planning case been passed?"

Sun Xuan sighed, "The leader refused to give it, saying that the cost of this kind of program is too high. It costs a lot of money to invite guests for each episode."

"Let me make something low-cost, and I will study it with Da Fei later."

Zhao Meizhu said, "Come on, Da Fei's plan is simply not good. It's too idealistic. It doesn't take into account the actual situation. You'd better just do it yourself."

Sun Xuan watched the program on TV and couldn't help laughing.

Da Fei's planning is definitely good, and this show will definitely be popular, but if the leader doesn't approve, there's nothing he can do.

If he has to create a low-cost variety show, how can he make a comeback at a low cost?

Alas, although Zhao Meizhu didn't let him ask Da Fei, he still wanted to ask Da Fei to study it. Da Fei had many ideas, so he might be able to find a solution.

…

Mao Feifei and Chen Ya were sitting in front of the TV, watching Da Fei's sketch, and were extremely jealous.

"He has so much in stock!"

To come up with a new work in such a short period of time is obviously something that has been prepared for a long time.

Did this guy just write a bunch of scripts and save them for nothing?

Just take one out when you use it?

Any comedy work would be awesome enough, but each of his comedy works is worse than the last.

"Funny Stories about Robots" was already quite good, but when "The Hourly Worker" came out, it suddenly eclipsed it.

Chen Ya said, "It's okay. Anyway, we advanced. Even if we can't beat Da Fei, reaching the finals is enough."

In this program, if you rank high, you won't get extra bonuses, as long as you get enough exposure.

Mao Feifei nodded. Even though he said that, who doesn't want to win the championship?

It's a pity that he doesn't have that ability. If he hadn't plagiarized Da Fei's work this time, he wouldn't even be able to avoid relegation.

With luck and using Da Fei's creativity, what can he do?

Aren't you an outlaw? You have to endure it this time, right?

…

On TV, the show continues.

"Hahaha...it's so funny to me." Cheng Huanhuan's devilish smile made the audience laugh.

"I'm so exhausted!" Da Fei's performance was also quite brilliant and full of laughter.

"Sister, can you please stop laughing and figure out what my son asked you to do?"

Cheng Huanhuan said, "Let's talk to you, chat with you, chat with you."

Lin Chudong was stunned, "Escort!"

Suddenly, the audience burst into laughter again.

Cheng Huanhuan smashed the water glass and said angrily.

"What are you talking about!"

"Sister, I really don't understand what you do..."

Cheng Huanhuan said with a straight face, "You ask if you don't understand!"

"Let me tell you, our work is called housekeeping in the larger scale, and hourly workers in the smaller scale."

"In foreign countries, they are called Sai Kao Lei Na Ste, but when translated into Chinese, they are called psychiatrists."

"I don't understand anything about you. It hurts your self-esteem to leave!"

Lin Chudong had a depressed look on his face, "You said that I was depressed at home all day long, and finally found someone to chat with me, and even let me go away injured...Huh? Are you back?"

Cheng Huanhuan stretched out his hand and said, "Take the money."

"What money?"

"Your son said one hour and forty, and it's one hour."

"Here's fifty."

"Get change, I don't have any change!"

"Then I don't have any change, so I'll give it all to you, big sister!"

"Why do I need ten more dollars from you? Just give me change!"

Lin Chudong rubbed his hands, "You don't have any change and I don't have any change either. Otherwise, you can chat with me for another ten dollars."

The audience laughed again. Da Fei, the genius screenwriter, is so awesome. He talks about it for ten bucks. It’s so classic.

"Then I'll bear with you for another ten yuan." Cheng Huanhuan sat back with a look of reluctance.

Lin Chudong rolled up his sleeves, and the next burden was all on him.

The two skits prepared before were tailor-made for Cheng Huanhuan, and they were regarded as compliments to her. This time, the burdens of the two were almost equally divided, so it was also a test of Da Fei's acting skills.

I was a little nervous before the performance, but now it seems that the performance is pretty good. Cheng Huanhuan has never studied acting, and the acting is very natural. This thing is quite talented.

But even so, Lin Chudong also longed for an acting skill from the treasure chest, so that he could cope with it more easily.

"Sister, I'm really sorry for you just now. I solemnly apologize to you. Do you want to smoke?"

"Won't."

"Where's the water?"

"Bring your own."

"Eat fruit?"

"nausea!"

"Then let's chat?"

"Nagging! Anyway, the ten yuan is yours to spend!"

…

"Hahaha, the new wave of three consecutive high-quality performances is definitely a famous scene."

"Da Fei is really awesome. This skit was performed and written well. It all depends on Da Fei's literary skills!"

"That's right, it goes without saying that Da Fei's literary skills are superb. Whether it's rhyme or innuendo, they are all at their best. It's just a sketch, nothing to mention."

"That's right, "Looks Like a Dog from a Distance", this work is a classic that will be passed down forever."

"The Frog in the Well is also good, and the Teaching Materials Bureau will probably include it again."

"Let's see who dares to scold Da Fei from now on. I'm afraid no one can stand Da Fei scolding you for ten dollars."

"Don't talk about Mr. Zhou Shifang, he has already hurt his self-esteem."

"Da Fei single-handedly managed to straighten the escort."

"But the elephant lost its freedom."

"Hahaha……"

Lin Chudong rolled up his sleeves.

"Sister, let me tell you a little joke to break up the awkward situation. This joke always makes me laugh. I have been living on jokes for half my life."

"It is said that a tiger was bitten by a snake. The tiger was anxious and wanted to trample the snake to death. It chased it to a small river, and the snake suddenly got into the water."

"The tiger is waiting on the shore, dear, I don't believe you won't come out!"

"After a while, a tortoise came out of it!"

"The tiger stepped forward and held it down."

"Young man, if you wear a vest, I won't recognize you?"

"Hahahahaha..."

Along with Da Fei's laughter, everyone burst into laughter.

Then, his eyes fell on Cheng Huanhuan.

At this time, Cheng Huanhuan's face was gloomy and indifferent. Only then did everyone notice that she was actually wearing a pink vest!

The whole audience burst into laughter again, and the atmosphere reached a climax!

Qiu Chengdong was so happy that he slapped his thigh.

This show is awesome!

…

In front of the TV, Zhou Shifang looked at the vest on his body, his face flushed with anger, and he quickly took off the vest.

Damn it, you can get scolded even if you watch the show.