Chapter 234 We Should Be Indistinguishable From Each Other (Please Vote and Subscribe!!!)
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours."
On the soft sofa, Sakaki held the phone and said seriously.
"No."
On the other end of the phone, Miss Miyano, who was sitting on the bed, rubbing her wet hair, with the yellow duck quilt reaching her waist, questioned:
"What's mine is mine, and what's yours is still mine."
"A healthy couple should love each other without distinction."
Sakaki retorted:
"So you are me and I am you."
"Your salary card is my salary card, and my salary card is also your salary card. What you took away is your salary card, and what I hold in my hand is my salary card, right?"
Miss Miyano was stunned.
In a daze, she picked up a little bear whose head was painted with a bow with a pen, ravaged it twice, and gradually came back to her senses.
He suddenly grabbed the little bear's short arm like Doraemon and threw it heavily on the bed:
"Okay Sakaki Makoto!"
"How dare you fool me!"
broken.
Got seen through
Sakaki's face changed.
He thought he could exchange his salary cards smoothly.
Compare Miss Miyano's salary with his.
It can be said that one day is one place.
"One family does not speak two languages."
Sakaki said solemnly:
"I'm making an exchange of equal value."
"Oh, where is the equivalent?"
Miss Miyano sneered.
"Of course"
Shamelessly, Sakaki Makoto gave an answer that stunned Miss Miyano:
"quality."
"The weight of the bank card is 5.2 grams. You don't lose and I don't make any profit."
"But if we don't distinguish between us, I weigh 120 kilograms, but you only weigh 100 kilograms, making a net profit of 20 kilograms of meat. What else can you be dissatisfied about?"
"98!"
Miss Miyano suddenly shouted:
"It's not over a hundred!"
"The weight is less than 100"
"You're either flat-chested or short, so I suggest you eat more."
Sakaki said calmly:
"To this end, I will bring you more afternoon tea, and if you like, midnight snacks are also available."
Miss Miyano, who was just angry that one Buddha was born in heaven and two Buddhas came to the world, felt like a roller coaster in just a few seconds, with her mood ups and downs.
I was planning to get angry
She thought:
But seeing as how sensible he is, it’s okay to forgive him.
Thinking of this, she became happy again:
“That’s pretty much it”
"You need money to buy midnight snacks."
Sakaki Makoto
Just waiting for her to let go:
"I can't go and rob."
"so."
"Okay, okay."
Miss Miyano touched her forehead and finally relaxed:
"Consider me defeated by you."
"The price of a sandwich in a convenience store is 180 yuan. Even if you buy two pieces + coffee, the total price will not exceed 600 yuan at most."
"Since your home is far away from mine, it costs 300 yen to take the tram."
Listening to the accounts one by one, Sakaki's heart...
Like a feather, it gradually falls.
girl
Do they all like to settle accounts?
Regardless of whether it is after autumn or the winter solstice, this day will always come.
"So I allow you to swipe your credit card every day and buy me supper or afternoon tea."
Fidgeting with the crystal mobile phone pendant, Miss Miyano tilted her head and said:
"That's okay."
"Let me remind you in advance, my mobile phone number is bound to my bank card."
“Every time I make a purchase, I can receive a text message here!”
"You are so dark."
Sakaki put on a mask of pain, looked up to the sky, and sighed in despair.
"Um?"
Miss Miyano looked at her arms and then at her crystal-white calves.
"It's quite white."
"I said you have a dark heart"
Sakaki Cheng rubbed his eyebrows:
"real."
"Ordinary people can't do this."
"Is my heart black or not?"
Miss Miyano lowered her head and smiled:
"Do you want to see it?"
head
There was a sudden "buzz" sound, just like Tom Cat's evil smile and raised eyebrows, Sakaki Makoto
He straightened up suddenly, his eyes alert:
"Are you sure?"
"What's so uncertain about this?"
Miss Miyano said disapprovingly:
"If you want to see it, I'll show it to you."
"Time and place?"
Sakaki asked quickly, feeling excited.
"You can do it anytime."
After thinking about it for a while.
Miss Miyano said:
"You seem to be in a hurry."
"Maybe tomorrow."
"Come to the institute tomorrow and I will show you the evidence."
"It's a deal!"
Sakaki's face turned red, like punching a sandbag, and he punched silently:
"Whoever regrets it is a puppy!"
"Okay, it's settled."
Putting down the phone, Sakaki took a deep breath.
First did 100 push-ups, then 200 squats, 50 pull-ups, and 30 push-ups.
All movements are done in one go, without any breaks.
Who makes him a self-disciplined person?
Immediately afterwards, he bathed, shaved, and went to bed.
Click. Click. Click.
The night is getting darker and the bright moon is in the sky.
The alarm clock on the bedside keeps ticking and makes a rhythmic sound.
When the bright moonlight pours down, shines through the curtains into the room.
A white shadow fell from the sky and landed steadily on the roof.
He folded up his glider, entered the corridor from the rooftop well, tiptoed, and came to the third floor.
He took out two iron wires from his pocket, pointed them at the keyhole, and inserted them.
After twisting them a few times, click!
He was delighted, looked around, opened the door a little, and slipped in quietly.
Creaky
Creaky
The floor creaked.
Holding his shoes, his eyes kept rotating, checking several rooms, and finally.
Pushed open the door of the bedroom.
The quiet moonlight was like mercury pouring down, the bed rumbled, and the slippers were neatly placed at the foot of the bed.
The shadow quietly stepped forward, intending to check if the other party was asleep.
Suddenly!
The cold muzzle of the gun pressed against the back of his head.
Sakaki Makoto, wearing a night cap, said with a dark face:
"Can you have some professional ethics?"
"If you disturb someone's sleep in the middle of the night, you will break your legs if you are caught!"
He had just fallen asleep and was flirting with Miss Miyano in his dream.
When he felt the gun under his pillow being pulled.
He tied a silk thread to the gun and connected the other end to the main door.
As long as someone opened the door, he would notice it.
Because the windows were equipped with anti-theft iron bars, it was impossible to sneak in silently.
Unless the other party was a fly.
When he went out, he would also stick a small piece of unnoticeable transparent tape on the bottom of the door, and sprinkle a little flour as a mark. If someone had entered, the tape would fall off, and the loose flour would be blown away by the breeze when the door was opened.
The only person who could crack his trick was
the top detective expert.
Kid
did not expect Sakaki Makoto to be so cautious.
According to the information he found, the other party had not received any professional training.
Where did he learn this knowledge?
Gulp
After swallowing his saliva, Kid slowly raised his hands:
"Please spare my life, good man"
"I want to say that I was just passing by, do you believe me?"
"I believe it."
Sakaki Makoto smiled grimly:
"Do you believe that the police will pass by your girlfriend's house tomorrow?"
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