Chapter 538
Chapter 538 Bai Ye: No baby
"Bah, bah, bah, it's just like rubber, won't you bleed a little?"
Tatsumaki kicked Bai Ye's waist dissatisfied, but had no intention of getting off him.
"We have a really good relationship. If Lord Bai Ye can punch and kick me without losing his temper, maybe I will have the capital to leave the solar system."
The Earth Consciousness looked at the tornado with its head on top of Bai Ye's head with envy, and looked at its pair of Everests with a thoughtful expression.
The next time you see Master Bai Ye, you can completely change your attitude. It just so happens that she has done nothing for a long time. In terms of change, no one on this planet can match her.
But no matter what the earth's consciousness turns into, Bai Ye can't help her start the "Wandering Earth" plan.
Once we really leave the solar system, except for some S-level heroes and dragon-level monsters, there will be very few remaining creatures that can survive.
"Don't use Fubuki as a cover. When I came back, she and Miaomiao were having a great time. How could she have the energy to worry about me?"
Bai Ye rolled his eyes and grasped Tatsumaki's thin waist with his backhand, trying to pull her off...
With a little force...it didn't move.
It's not that Tatsumaki's power surpassed Bai Ye's, it was because she hugged him too tightly. If she used force, it would be easy to hurt Tatsumaki who had lost his superpower.
"Those are not important, so why does a shameless woman appear in our family and stick with you?"
Bai Ye changed the subject very abruptly, without pointing her out, and raised his fingers towards the consciousness of the earth.
The Earth Consciousness also patted the dust on his long skirt with no dignity, and walked towards the two of them.
‘Why were you so graceless when you ran away just now? If you reveal your true nature in the future, it will make you look more artificial. ’
He couldn't help complaining in his heart, even he was deceived by her when he saw the earth's consciousness for the first time. Bai Ye couldn't help but think that she had spent at least hundreds of millions of years honing her acting skills.
"Hello, Little Tornado, I am the self-awareness born from the earth. If you are willing, you can call me mom."
Like a foreign lady, Earth Consciousness held up both sides of her long skirt, moved her left foot to her right foot and squatted slightly.
The combination of Chinese and Western seems neither fish nor fowl.
Bai Ye knocked on her smooth forehead, and it made a thumping sound.
"Isn't there something in your head?"
"No, after all, it's just a walking doll, it doesn't need the same functions as a human being.
But if you are willing, Lord Bai Ye, I can completely assemble the human reproductive function into this body for you to play with. "
Before the consciousness of the earth could say something even more outrageous, Bai Ye hurriedly blocked her mouth.
He doesn't want to play with dolls.
If there was a chance to do it again, he would definitely cut off the voice system of the earth's consciousness and never give her any chance to speak.
"I still like you who pretends to be noble, can you please recover?"
A burst of blue light flows in the hand, swaying in front of the earth's consciousness for two times and then extinguished.
Although the time was short, the consciousness of the earth still felt that the energy appearing in Bai Ye's hand was what made him turn back time just now.
If you don't want to go back to before you were born, just be honest with me.
This is what the earth's consciousness thinks. In fact, Bai Ye just wants to turn her back to a time when she was not so shameless dozens of minutes ago.
Tatsumaki tapped Bai Ye's shoulder, quietly drew a circle on his temple with his index finger, and looked at the earth consciousness with pity.
When you gain something, you lose something.
Sora has a perfect figure, but unfortunately there is something wrong with his brain.
"It is undeniable that she does have some problems, but the identity of the earth's consciousness is genuine, and the vaccine man was created by her."
Bai Ye pressed Tatsumaki's ear and told her the key points about the planet's consciousness.
To use the terminology of Hakoden, the consciousness of the earth is the star spirit, one of the three most powerful creatures, but this is a one-punch world, and the power of the consciousness of the planet will not exceed the planet itself.
This also leads to the fact that the consciousness of these planets is a bit weak and pitiful in Bai Ye's opinion.
"Weak? You call a guy who can blow up the earth at will a weak person?! You must have eaten something unclean, right?"
"Well...I can't blow up the main body, otherwise I will die..."
The Earth Consciousness raised his hand and explained seriously.
"I know, I accept your surrender, so why don't you leave quickly? I'm really scared of you."
Bai Ye sighed lightly. Based on his own strength, he had no worries about the consciousness of the earth backstabbing him.
What's more...
Look at the consciousness of the earth that is lowering its head and playing with its fingers.
With this guy's IQ, it's hard to say whether he could have thought of this.
"Huh? Just let her go. I suggest you find a basement to keep such a dangerous creature under strict guard and use your ability to lock her in."
Tatsumaki pointed at the nose of the earth's consciousness, and his hostility toward her almost overflowed.
If the super power was still there, the consciousness of the earth would be so peaceful now that she had hung up its limbs and tortured it.
"Wow~ The little tornado is too scary. If humans hadn't randomly installed some strange things on my skin, I wouldn't have created a vaccine person..."
Earth consciousness covered its ears, hiding beside the sofa like a frightened little rabbit.
Such a cowardly planet consciousness!
Tornado once again doubted the identity of Earth consciousness. Maybe it was a lie that Bai Ye and the wild woman had made up to deceive herself.
"That's too much. Since we are now companions in the same camp, I will give you, little Tornado, a little benefit."
Unlike a certain shameful goddess, the planet consciousness can at least prove its identity.
A pair of small light wings spread out from behind, and a feather emitting soft light was separated and fell on Tornado's little head.
The moment it touched Tornado's hair, the color of the feather turned green and merged into her body.
"What did you do to me! When my superpowers are restored, choose a wall by yourself. Such a filthy body can definitely be made into a perfect work of art."
Tornado was like a kitten with its fur blown up, constantly groping in her hair.
The feather merged into her sea of spirit, which meant that her superpowers were restored. Tornado, who had never been involved in the sea of spirit, might not be able to find it.
"This is a blessing from the Earth's consciousness. As long as you are still on Earth, your spiritual power will be blessed by the planet. At least it is difficult for your spirit to be exhausted."
Bai Ye reached out and touched Tornado's head, revealing the effect of the feathers.
No one knows more about the Earth's blessing than Bai Ye, not even the Earth itself!
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