Chapter 563
Chapter 563 "How to be friends with slimes"
It's not something lofty like a forbidden spell magic book, but more suitable for the introverted girl not far away who is thanking Megumin.
"How to make friends with monsters like slimes"
Who can read such a book that is so funny at first sight?
Moreover, not all slimes are as easy to talk to as Uncle Bai Ye. Even if they are "bullied" by a little lolita, they will not feel any anger and will just laugh it off.
[What will happen if I jump out and tell this girl that I am willing to be her friend? It cannot be true...]
Recalling the scene of the girl talking to the plants, Bai Ye hesitated a little. If he didn't mean to act, then this red demon girl seemed to be more innocent than he thought.
"Thank you so much. It's just my own words. I really don't know what to do."
[Don't say thank you, if Yoyo hadn't handed the lobster to you out of nowhere, you wouldn't have been hurt. 】
"Yes, I saved you, so you have to thank me later."
Huihui did not forget her original intention and forcefully stuffed the dead lobster into Yuyou's hand, which frightened her so much that she couldn't help but tremble.
"Seeing that you really want to eat it, I'll give this to you. Eat it with gratitude...Don't eat it now, take it home and cook it for me!!"
Even she didn't expect that Youyou would pinch her nose and eat the raw lobster, so she hurriedly grabbed her wrist and said with a headache.
"After all, you are the first person willing to give me something. If you refuse..."
[Okay, it’s been confirmed that this is a little girl who has no friends and has lacked friendship since she was a child. She is obviously a member of the Crimson Demon clan, but is there such a child? 】
Bai Ye scratched his head with his tentacles and vaguely recalled that there seemed to be such a character in the original work, but it seemed that Huihui's opponent appeared.
It was probably because there was a girl in front of me.
Bai Ye hesitated for a moment, squeezed out of his pocket little by little, transformed his body into a parachute, and slowly landed on the blue-covered book.
I have to say that the slime on the cover is indeed somewhat similar to Bai Ye, but the brightness of his skin is far inferior to that of Bai Ye, the legendary slime created by a goddess.
"The author is Barnier. You can tell at a glance that it was written to defraud money. I don't know what kind of slime I am."
After casually browsing through the previous catalog, Bai Ye felt more and more that in this book, except for Youyou, no one with a little common sense would want to make friends with monsters.
But it’s not that there is no knowledge at all. At least one article describes how to use slime to cleanse the body (note: especially suitable for undead in the form of skeletons).
"Hey, little girl over there, take two steps back and I can see your fat."
He didn't know what Huihui said to her, but she kept reaching out and making begging movements. Bai Ye really couldn't imagine that she could say anything nice.
Youyou was also forced to retreat continuously by her, and her shadow directly covered Bai Ye. Only then did he take the initiative to remind her.
Snap.
The blushing Youyou didn't even have time to explore the location where the sound came from, and quickly covered her skirt tightly, fearing that the owner of the sound would see what was underneath her skirt.
Another girl who heard the voice pinched her pocket, but except for a few drops of water, there was nothing in it.
Ran out in vain! He also appeared in front of a Crimson Demon clansman.
"Slime! It's a real slime! It can also talk."
A scream of surprise brought Huihui back from her thoughts, and she saw the Yuyou she had just met excitedly put her face in front of little Bai Ye, with red light flashing in her eyes.
This is obviously the characteristic of the Red Demon Clan being brought out.
But why do you get excited when you see a slime?
"Huh huh huh, little Gu Liang, it seems that you are lacking friends. Do you want me to be your first friend? After all, you seem to have a wealth of theoretical knowledge."
If Bai Ye remembered correctly, the family of this girl named Youyou seemed to be very powerful in the Red Devil Village. If he could get through this relationship, he could walk in the Red Devil Village openly without becoming anyone's familiar. .
It was this kind of use of children that made his conscience tremble a little.
[Please pay more attention to this child's psychological condition in the future. I always feel that he has the kind of personality that can easily be tricked into sleeping with him as long as he pays attention to him. 】
It's okay to stay in the Red Demon Clan. Although I haven't seen it, the guys who can become adventurers and survive are all veterans.
Even if Youyou becomes a great magician, she is still a little white rabbit who is ignorant of the world in their eyes.
"Really...really! Mr. Slime is actually willing to make friends with a weird person like me? Or am I actually in a dream now?"
The girl pinched her face in disbelief, and her eyes widened in surprise as she screamed in pain.
It hurts, it's not a dream.
Bai Ye fell silent again, and even Huihui, who planned to reveal Bai Ye's true face, fell silent.
‘This guy is indeed an out-and-out idiot. ’
"Didn't you just get caught by a lobster? Why do you have to pinch yourself?"
"I'm sorry, I was so excited that I accidentally ignored it. And Mr. Slime, are you really willing to be my friend?"
Rubbing her slightly red face, Youyou didn't dare to look at Bai Ye, for fear that he would suddenly regret it.
"Of course, you can call me Bai Ye, Bai Bai or Yeye. As for this kind of book, you should not believe in it too much..."
Bai Ye was about to remind Youyou to buy less of these books in the future, unless she would not be a magician and switch to a summoner in the future, otherwise this book would be useless.
But Youyou suddenly bowed to Bai Ye 100 times and stammered: "I am not talented, please give me more advice in the future!"
"Do you really know what it means to make friends? This kind of talk is more like it is used when getting married. What do you usually read?"
Huihui, who was confused, couldn't help but cover her face. After pulling out the book from under Bai Ye, her eyes twitched.
No wonder Baibai took the initiative to jump out. It turns out that in addition to Mimi, there are really people who plan to make friends with monsters!
"Youyou, right? Why don't you try some of the techniques above that can make slimes happy? Now we just happen to have a slime to try."
Like Bai Ye, Huihui also roughly scanned the catalog of the book, with an interested expression on her face.
"Eh? Here, but..."
As if she had something to hide, she looked around and finally made up her mind when she saw that there was no one around.
She put her hand on the zipper of her skirt and pulled it down with shame on her face.
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