Chapter 254 Float

Wearing a hood, wandering endlessly among the crowd, wandering around, looking at the carnival crowd in front of you, sipping a sip of fine wine, seems to be infected by the atmosphere of the celebration, unconsciously, the mood will become better up.

Elvira has already been sent away. I am in such a rare good mood today. I don't intend to waste my energy with an outsider. Angels are dead-headed. It doesn't make sense now. Go to Nanxiang and stay for a few months before communicating.

I have already entered the Wood City area, which is also the most prosperous commercial area in Defende. At this time, there are various small shops on the side of the road, some selling snacks, some selling jewelry, and even various war memorials. There are many things.

But just as I entered the market, suddenly there was a cute blond little sister beside me, who frantically ran to the roadside stalls and began to look for new snack stalls.

The slender blond hair almost dragged to the ground, and the increasingly greedy Heloise grilled kebabs in one hand and smoked fish in the other, with a chicken leg hanging in her mouth. Soon, the noble princess county of the lovely princess became a full It was an oily rag, and her red face turned into a little cat.

Ever since regaining her appetite and sense of taste, Heloise has been driven by the evolution of a super foodie, but fortunately, she just tastes most of the time. Although she keeps her mouth small, she doesn't eat much. So I don't fatten up the dead cat that always occupies my head.

"Hmph, no matter how much I eat, I won't get fat. At worst, I'll distribute nutrients to those offspring and fatten them up. My mother will always be a single-digit-age witch and beautiful girl... Ah, Roland, look over there. Then What is it!"

While saying sarcastic remarks that can irritate all women. He was still jumping and pointing to the street with a smile. The parade floats slowly coming in there seem to have completed their first tour.

In all human countries, float parades are also a tradition, but unlike the rich countries in the Central Plains of the mainland who decorate their floats with flowers, beauties, gold, and artwork, the floats in the North Country generally do not have flowers, but as the ice sculptures with the highest technology in the mainland area,

Myths, epics, heroes, and even actual real-life characters. All can be turned into vivid ice and snow shapes, and a few colored lights are lit between the ice, and the colorless ice and snow statues come alive in the radiance. The distortion and reflection of light make those vivid characters seem like Come alive.

Of course, it’s a bit boring to just say these things, and floats from all walks of life have their own characteristics and functions.

For example, Asa, the largest bakery chain in the city, uses ice sculptures to create all kinds of fancy desserts, which are lifelike. Divided into attractive, there is also a kanban girl who is distributing bread discount coupons. It seems that the advertisements were scattered along the road.

"Dessert, dessert, banana split, strawberry sundae, orange tart,

Fancy Pink Rolls….”

Well, looking at this banshee queen who grabbed a dozen coupons, I can only smile helplessly. It seems that there will be a lot more bread crumbs at home recently.

The float of Philip's Carriage was made into a fairy-tale pumpkin cart, and the horse pulling the cart was dressed as a mouse, but the carvings on the pumpkin shell and the decoration on the carriage were more exquisite and gorgeous than the real carriage. The carriage didn't bump a bit, which fully demonstrated the astonishing skill of the craftsman.

The float of Jinfeng Tailor Shop has become a stage for models to show off their new clothes. Pity the icy and snowy weather, the young girls are pale from the cold, and they are still trying to show off the dresses and casual clothes that they don’t have much material for.

In the past, even in the New Year, this place was deserted and deserted. With the revival of Donglan, more and more people chose to come back here, and many big businessmen also invested in the local area. The above three were not originally local businessmen of Donglan. , It is also to seize the opportunity of publicity and work hard to promote it.

Even the newly established urban management force did not give up such an important publicity opportunity. Momo still showed their new uniforms on the float, and the whips slammed all over the sky. It hurts to see it... But it seems that it also attracted a lot of strange followers.

And if there are too many floats, there will naturally be some kind of extraordinary ones, such as a certain alliance with particularly vigorous energy, especially those goblin engineers with full firepower...

"One, two, three! Learn how to use an excavator, come to Xicheng Mechanical Engineering College!"

It was a heavy goblin harvester, and they were showing their new product "Safety Brand" excavator.

"Boom!"

Well, probably what was shown was the powder keg of safety brand. Both the audience and themselves are used to it. Stand up and send the burnt bad luck to the priest. Others start looking for parts that can still be used. Ingenious assembly skills unfolded.

Soon, amidst the oil and broken parts, a handsome jet motorcycle appeared on the float. The excavator driver just now, playing various skills on the motorcycle, began to show his skillful driving and The super horsepower of the scooter... Sure enough, if you learn how to drive an excavator, you can drive everything.

"One, two, three! Learn jet motorcycle tricks, come to Xicheng Mechanical Engineering College!"

Well, there were people applauding here and there, which was better than any tricks or performances.

In a sense, without this habit of treating explosions as a daily habit, and most importantly, if they do not have the same vitality as Xiaoqiang, and cannot achieve such high attainments in goblin engineering, then, for their persistence and thick skin, it is better to give Let's give them thirty-two likes... Let's call the city management a little later to arrest them, at least this kind of perseverance is worth admiring.

"How dare you get so close, haven't you heard? They first performed a combined robot of five construction machinery, which was higher than the city wall when combined, and now only one right-handed excavator is left. You still dare to look at it."

"Boom!"

The sound of explosions and flames behind him was the best testimony for this enthusiastic person. In an instant, everyone retreated neatly, and the area around the float was emptied.

But the miraculous scene just now was staged again, and it was all broken into slag. The goblin engineers still did not give up. In the march of oil stains and wrenches, a goblin chainsaw with rattling gears was first assembled.

The goblin pilot stood up again. Immediately saw off a piece of wood with that click. then. He heard the familiar shouting in unison again.

"Three two one! Learn to log! Come to Xicheng School of Mechanical Engineering!"

"...From a giant robot to an excavator, then to a motorcycle, and finally to a chainsaw, it's like dismembering a corpse, first a human, then a right hand, followed by an index finger, and finally a nail piece... let go of that electric Saw it off, he is the only seedling left in their family. How pitiful!"

Well, for the sake of the poor survivor, I immediately called the emergency line.

"Hey, hey, Eliza, help me find the city management, and they said that there is a float on the safety sign..."

I don't need to say more about the rest. Soon, two dark elf knights led a team and appeared at the corner of the street. The goblins picked up the broken parts and ran away without saying a word.

then. The first empty floats show up, but oddly enough. But many people threw snow-white stones on it.

"What's this?"

"Everyone can receive three votes for the best float competition. If you like that float, you can vote for whoever has the most floats after completing the entire tour, and the prize is very rich."

Eliza's familiar voice came from behind, and she had arrived before she knew it, and I looked around, and there were already many small white stones beside many floats.

"It turned out to be a sympathy ticket. By the way, who is leading now?"

"... Another float from the League of Gentlemen ranks in the top three. Look, it's that one."

Well, I just took one look, and I knew what was going on. The float was simple, just a big sign hanging on it, "If you have revenge, you can vent your frustration if you don't have hatred."

Then there are a few unlucky eggs tied under the sign:

"Crazy Clothes Demon!."

"Run naked to the Eagle King!

"Fake drug dealer!"

"Blasters!"

"Professional overlord meal prisoner..."

These unlucky ones were obviously sold by their colleagues. They were so "popular" that they enjoyed the enthusiastic greetings from the citizens. Its lethality is relatively low, and the screams are probably to lure the attackers to vote more.

One is willing to fight, and the one who hits is happy, and the other is willing to suffer, and the one who is beaten is also happy... Well, let's take them as voluntary, the speed of collecting voting stones is already amazing enough.

"Crack!"

"Hahaha, look, Eliza, that unlucky bastard, who is so wicked, smashed an inkpot on Silver Hook's head."

Originally, the League of Absolute Gentlemen would also participate in the military parade, but considering his neutral status as a mercenary and his future diffusion plan, it was not suitable for the official color to be too heavy, so they avoided suspicion. I didn't expect them to be so good at playing.

"Who came up with the idea? It's really bad."

When I had laughed enough, I asked casually.

"No one. It is said that during the discussion, Casio said, 'It's good that Brother Beifeng is here. He can go up and swing around. With his popularity, he can win'. Then they estimated that if Beifeng was there, he would With the current reputation, as long as you don’t get beaten to death, you can probably do it. Then they thought that since the quality is not enough, they should use the quantity to make up for it, so those few unlucky ones played, and they didn’t expect the effect to be really good.”

But my attention is no longer there. Not far away, I don’t know who made a float carrying the statue of Gemini, and many passers-by silently put stones on the float. Looking at the shape of the pile that has been piled up into a hill, it seems that the results are better than that of the target float.

"This is a float made by the royal family. It is said that it is a statue made by Princess Renee herself."

Looking at the more and more familiar twin statues, I couldn't help but fell into deep thought, and Heloise actually cared about me in a rare way.

"...Oh, today is your birthday, is it also that person's birthday? But sooner or later the strings that are always tense will break, let's put down the mess, today is enough to have fun."

Hearing this, I couldn't help but laugh.

"Thinking too much, I just think that if we compare the two brothers together, it turns out that I am the more handsome... But why are we so far apart in female popularity?"

Well, of course I won't say the embarrassing second half, but it seems that it is only the first half, and I have also suffered from the contempt of the two, so I immediately talked about other things.

"By the way, since it's third, the royal family's floats should also be in the top three. What's the other float in front?"

Hearing this, Eliza's expression suddenly became a little subtle

"Look for yourself, the one in the southwest, yes, is the location of the Xiluo Empire, their death float. In a sense, it is the same as the League of Gentlemen."

"Love, Courage, Hope!"

"!"

Just by taking a glance, I was almost blinded by the greasy and glistening muscles. Omar's aerobics is getting more and more powerful, but at least put on more clothes, you are not believers in the Storm Eagle.

And when I found out that Omar's dance accompaniment was Goliath's terribly penetrating voice, I walked away without saying a word.

"For the sake of the lives of the world, let them have the first place!" (To be continued...)

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