Chapter 245: A New Trend

"Our goal? No moths....no gentlemen!"

Above the square, my anger has turned into substance, and the city management brigade and knights below also loudly responded to my call.

On the temporary wooden platform, the banner I wrote was hung, and the calligraphy written on the paper showed my resentment and will

On the left is - "Strict crackdown on gentleman perverts!"

On the right is - "Concentrate on purifying the atmosphere of the city!

The horizontal comment is - "Death to the sad wind."

Well, let’s not delve into whether this couplet rhymes, whether it is symmetrical, or why Sad Feng, who should still be on the elemental plane of Earth, was shot while lying down, but when I wrote it in front of everyone For the last four words, the cheers all over the sky have already explained everything.

"Death to Sad Wind!"

The hats are flying, the hands are waving, and even an elf sister threw her underwear into the air in excitement. Listening to the cheers from the bottom of my heart, this is the performance of morale. Seeing the scene in front of me, I Can't help but sigh.

"People's hearts are available, but it's a pity that the sad wind is not there."

I'm sorry, if Beifeng is here, using him to sacrifice the flag can boost morale more than anything else. If you want to crusade against gentlemen, there is nothing better than cutting Beifeng before the battle.

"Kill those sad winds!"

Did this sister make a mistake... Sad wind cannot be equated with abnormality, wait, it seems that it is true, sad wind is definitely greater than the biggest concept that the word abnormal can contain.

"I've seen them upset for a long time! My mother bought a bottle of whitening potion and used it for three days... Don't look at me like that, how many times have I said, I'm not a dark elf, I'm a highlander, basking in the sun A little too much, it’s not normal to think about it.”

Isn't this sister a dark elf? This black one can't see his facial features clearly, so it's no wonder that other people will admit their mistakes.

"The shredded clothes maniac and the streaking pervert, wait for my mother!" It seems that this is also a victim with a tragic experience. Now wrapped under the double iron plate, it should feel very safe.

Looking at the new urban management knights who are gnashing their teeth, I'm still talking nonsense, such high morale and anger. Then, close the door! Let the dogs go... Set off on a mission!

"Let's go! Don't say anything extra,

Whether it's a current offender or a habitual offender, I'll kill them all. No matter what those key goals are doing, they will be brought back to me directly. "

Seeing the mad dogs rushing out in front of me... the successful knights, I nodded in satisfaction. It is worthy of the new urban management knight troop with the urban management knights of Sulfur Mountain as the core. It has strong morale and strong combat effectiveness. The group of jerks is experienced. won't let them escape.

"The task of the first brigade is to purify the market order. Captain Yawen leads the team. The most important target is the group of Bei Ya brothers who sell fake medicines. Those bastards actually recommended their 'safety brand' engineering tools and tools to foreign missions. Alchemy potion, know how much time I spent explaining it. Isn’t that the bomb and poison that murdered them? Selling fakes and selling them has become a diplomatic incident, it’s too much, let me deal with those bastards!”

After Diana went to find her way of faith, Yawen, who was once her deputy, became the leader of the urban management knights, and after mobilizing the backbone this time, more than half of the urban management knights were brought to Difender.

Before adapting to the sun, they mainly perform security patrol duties at night. The reason why we chose to carry out centralized rectification activities today is that today is a cloudy day, and our manpower is relatively sufficient.

Even though there is very little sunlight now, their appearance is still very scary. Most of their bodies are covered tightly, and they are wearing goblin fully-enclosed gas masks on their heads. The exhaled white gas overflowed from the back of his head, and it looked like steam was boiling.

The cute girl turned into a weird uncle all of a sudden, and I felt uncomfortable watching it. Fortunately, it is winter and it is not hot yet, so I can barely support it. but still inconvenient

"We need to pay close attention to the special equipment. If you need manpower and materials, use the unlucky ones caught in this operation as coolies and wallets."

Originally, although most of them are female men full of dirty jokes, at least the female elves with good appearance are like monsters and ghosts who came out of the abyss, but their strength and experience are the most trustworthy... Well, I admit it I received a lot of complaints about them, such as scaring a few bear children and so on.

"The task of the second team is to control the atmosphere. Momo and Catherine, seeing the group of naked, tearing clothes, and those who are more obscene with clothes than without clothes, um, those muscles of Pierre and Omar Catch them all, bastard. Do you know how many complaints we can get every day? With this mosaic spray gun, whenever you see filth, mosaic me!"

high tech? It's just black oil, it's all black into a ball, it can be mosaic than "Holy Light" or something.

"The third team, your task is contraband, especially the books and pictures that heterosexuals often describe in too much detail, heck, I won't go into details, I understand everything, by the way, books and pictures that describe homosexuals are more crimes." Wait..."

As the tasks were assigned one by one, I smiled with satisfaction as I watched the city management knights filing out.

The new city management force is also the only resident city defense force in Diffind as expected. Their members are mixed, including rookie knights and hunters who just came out of a few new trainees, as well as backbones from the underground world, and some They are natives of Diefend, and there are even neutral mercenaries who volunteer to join the military.

Due to the existence of the "City of Innocence", as long as there are enough legal professions, Diffind is in a sense an invincible city that cannot be captured, and the headquarters of the Church of the Law has moved here... . To be honest, if the orc war was fought against the current Diefend, the war would end soon.

Well, since there is no need for much defensive combat power, it would be a waste to retain the royal knights as the imperial guards and the city defense troops as the city defenders. Therefore, I reorganized it through the military department, and put the city defense and security forces into consideration. All the tasks are handed over to the city defense management force, well, it is still referred to as "city management."

"This name is so earthy, and this abbreviation is even more weird." This is Eliza's complaint.

"Hmph, you guys don't understand, this name can ward off evil spirits! Three thousand cities control the world, people worry about others, and ghosts hide when they see ghosts."

Under my "willingness to go my own way", this urban management brigade named by me has become my most loyal minion.

The task given to them is very simple, which is to classify and enforce the law, and those who just cause trouble and trouble will be detained for a period of time according to the law. If they were marked as felonies by the "City of Innocence", they would be the law enforcement officers on the scene, and if some spies were lurking in the city, they would be the counter-espionage intelligence personnel.

And in order to strengthen the strength of the new urban management. I specifically drew a batch of top combat forces from the four halls and one courtyard of the legal system of Sulfur Mountain City. With these gold, legendary spellcasters, and justice knights leading the formation, I don't believe that anyone can shake the sky.

And precisely because the legal profession will be greatly enhanced in the Miraculous Land of the Sleepless, more than half of the urban management knights I choose are from the legal profession.

But according to the usual practice, in order to perform rescue and ambulance missions, there should be a certain percentage of Holy Light occupations. Unfortunately, judging from the current formation, even the most basic configuration is far from enough.

Perhaps it should be said that the impact of the expulsion of the church branch of the Holy Church. It is indeed becoming more and more obvious.

Since it is hard to find all-round elites, let's find more talents who can do the job. In the end, after careful selection, the entire urban management force actually has more than 70,000 people. It can be called an army of urban management, and each brigade has its own permanent jurisdiction. Today, only about 10,000 backbones participated in the special operation.

This time, even if it is necessary to clean up the city atmosphere, it is also a collective training. Let me see the combat effectiveness of this new urban management force.

soon. With the help of other urban management and "enthusiastic citizens", scenes of chasing battles were staged in the streets and alleys.

"Brothers, it's too much to deceive others, we fought with them... Are you human?"

The new Torn Clothes Sword Demon obviously hasn't figured out the tricks of fighting the city management. When he was about to charge, his brothers had disappeared without a trace. It is estimated that the one who couldn't run with his own legs simply surrendered.

"We've got nothing to lose. We haven't committed a felony. If we're caught, we'll be locked up for a few days and fined. If we resist, we'll be beaten to death."

The unlucky ones were picked out one by one, and the contraband was already piled up. Soon I found that the square couldn't fit anymore.

"Sixty boxes of medicines with unknown properties, most of them don't even know the effects of the manufacturers... Olivia, you are really a genius for compounding medicines with unknown effects."

Olivia is an expert at improving and innovating medicines, but one successful improvement often means the accumulation of hundreds of failures. As business operators, they step on the boundary line to deal with failed products and sell them under a new name. , the cost has been recovered.

I have heard of the crazy alchemist's potion. After drinking it, the effect is completely random, but it is often very powerful and extremely cheap. Many adventurers bought some as a life-saving potion when they were desperate. There was once The guy drank a bottle and breathed out a mouthful of dragon's breath.

"Hehe, I'm actually not as good as you say."

Looking at this ace alchemist Olivia who is trying to pretend to be a silly girl, and her master Yinhook Bea who is trying to reduce her sense of existence, I also laughed.

"Hehe, I won't hold you accountable after you drink it all. Otherwise, according to the new laws and regulations, you will be fined ten times the value of the goods....Damn it, you actually drink it."

I underestimated the goblin's obsession with gold coins. Before he could finish his sentence, the silver hook had already pounced on the medicine box, and his young and blue apprentice was still pulling him hard.

"Don't drink, teacher, if you drink too much of the failed product, you will die!"

"My money is my life. If I don't drink it, I will definitely die. If I drink it, I may save my life!"

Looking at the great goblin alchemist, which is green on one side and white on the other, I am once again amazed by the goblin's limitlessness. Although I know that this medicine probably won't kill people (they dare not sell it to people who can drink it), but what will become of it after drinking it? So I really don't know.

"Come on, half of you, half of me!"

"Wait... Gollum!"

And Silver Hook Beya, who had already been dyed into colorful goblins, rolled his eyes, thinking that drinking alone is not as good as drinking with two, so he actually dragged his apprentice to drink it together.

Various potions were poured into the girl's mouth. This time, it was the alchemist's turn to enjoy the products of his whimsy.

"Transfiguration Potion, Clone Potion, Fox Wisdom Potion, Wolf Transformation Potion, and all of them are improved versions with added ingredients, tsk tsk tsk, maybe it is also possible to become a giant fox with nine tails."

Although I plan to negotiate a deal with them and have a large order to be entrusted to Olivia's workshop, I'm not in a hurry, let these guys learn some lessons first, or who knows what else they can make in the future .

"Fortunately, I didn't choose to be an alchemist back then."

My little knight, Catherine, watched her senior sister turn red and green all of a sudden. Suddenly there are two more rabbit ears, and then there are more fox tails, and then it becomes furry, and then it starts to shed hair again. Can't help but feel a little scared,

She was glad that she chose to become a knight in the end, otherwise, she would have become a member of Olivia's team.

And my next goal is the focus of this ethos cleanup. Those damn bastard painters and bad booksellers, even the sages have started to collect bad books. This evil trend must be stopped.

Randomly flipped through the stacks of books, picked one and opened it, and read two...

"Crack." Then I closed it directly.

"Is it fun to draw two men hugging each other?"

"It's not interesting. But it's very profitable." The strong man named Tam, Gao Damina, doesn't look like a bad bookseller at all, but he is indeed the largest wholesaler of bad books in the local area. At this time, facing my coercion and questioning. But very composed.

"Then is there any other type, such as the normal one..."

"Yes, but not many. These are our main spare parts."

I'm a little surprised, under normal circumstances, men also buy **, how can they sell this kind of notebook exclusively.

"This year is not a year of catastrophe. If men have a need, they will find a way to solve it. Drinking flower wine or something is not a crime. Besides, the consumption power of nerds is not as high as that of rotten women. Many ladies don't look at each other. The above text is quietly like a lady, buying this kind of books is taken from shelf to shelf, which is more willing than men."

"You see. I'm not selling goods, I'm selling dreams. Everyone has their own needs. They

Suddenly, Tam broke into a wretched smile.

"If you want it. I also have a special version here. Both male and female protagonists can be ordered. Brothers, fathers and sons, sisters, brothers and sisters... Look at your expression, don't you like the special one, blonde loli, ** Miss Yu..."

Silently put down the book, clapped hands, and then everyone around threw torches to the pile of books.

"My dream of conquering the world with my little yellow book! My children, you murderers!"

Although the content of Tam's roar was a bit strange, many people around understood the man's words, as well as the blood and tears from the bottom of their hearts.

"It turned out to be a gentleman (abnormal) again, and we must focus on marking in the future."

Hmph, do I seem to be someone who can be bribed so easily? If I have to bribe, I have to do it in private. At this time, everyone is staring at me. If I nod, it will be clear that I am also a pervert. Besides, I What status, if you want to get books, do you still need a bookseller?

So, I activated the contact device.

"Adam, have you got it?"

"Well, there are a lot of treasures in stock. I threw all the female ones to the urban management and asked them to bring them over and burn them. The male ones were half of us."

"I seven you three, or I'll tell Margaret. By the way, let me choose first."

"You bastard, I, I..."

No matter how much he complained about threats, I just replied to him with 'Tell Margaret', and Adam had no choice but to give in. With the advantage of the unmarried over the married and fearful, I successfully won this round, remembering the The treasure that was seized was soon mine, and my mood was much better.

But before he was happy for a few minutes, Adam's exclamation suddenly came from the other side.

"Margaret, Eliza, how do you know..."

Well, I don’t need to say much about the rest. Just hearing these two names, I knew that Adam had messed up again. Either his whereabouts were being tracked, or someone had informed him. In order to avoid getting burned, I immediately The communication between the two parties was cut off.

"Next!"

Thinking of the treasures that were destined to be separated forever before I got them, the inexplicable resentment made me roar from the bottom of my heart.

But this time the opponent gave me a headache.

Black hooded robes, sickles, wooden crosses, and burning torches, isn’t this the standard configuration for the Torch Festival parade, and the symbol “fff” on the back of the black robe has already explained everything.

"Your Highness, this is the fff group of the cult organization we just seized. They plan to launch a terrorist attack codenamed 'Long Live the Singles, All Dogs and Men and Women' to attack couples indiscriminately at Peace Day ceremonies."

"No, it's not indiscriminate. Our fff group is attacking men and women, never attacking true love!"

"The difference between true love and dog men and women? Can you tell the difference clearly?"

"A female partner who is ugly and scary is true love, and a beautiful one is a dog girl!"

Well, this uniform roar has been resounding through the sky, and their frankness made me lose the courage to defend them. The eyes that glared at each other showed that they really thought so.

Yes, it was them, and it wasn’t just the one who was caught in front of them. The more than 30 backbones of fff in black robes were sitting together, no matter how you looked at it, they were all super cult organizations. It is said that this is still a backbone meeting, and members have spread all over Difen Dude, should I be proud that I created this weird society all by myself.

"Even if you execute us, the torch of jihad will not go out!"

"Our war never ends. Valentine's Day is a barbecue day, Chinese Valentine's Day is a holy war day, Singles' Day is a day when dogs and men die, and Christmas at the end of the year is the final battle day. Our members come from all over the world!"

"Perhaps the short-term victory belongs to you, but the eternal glory belongs to the fff regiment, kill me, and there will be others."

"Idiot! Our cause is just!"

Looking at this group of generous warriors, not only did my eyes fill with tears, I wanted to let them go just like that, but the sword-like eyes behind me made me feel pain, and I'm afraid that it would be impossible not to punish them.

So, I tried my best to think of a way, how to prevent them from being physically harmed, and how to get a punishment that satisfies others.

"Tie them up in the grove of Arya Park, um, that is the holy place for dating known as the Love Park, and then find a few couples to show their affection in front of them, so that they can only watch..."

"Just kill me!"

"There is such a terrible punishment in this world, you devil!"

Hey, in fact, I am really a good person, why everyone doesn't understand me.

【Achievement Unlocked: King of Black Hearts...】

"Shut up!"

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