I Became an Old Man in My Leisure Time

Chapter 169: Tit for Tat, Companionship Brings Joy

The petite Xiao Ping'er was instantly submerged in Saranzhu's broad bosom.

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Feeling this warm and solid embrace, Xiao Ping'er was stunned for a few breaths before coming back to her senses: "You, are really awake!"

Saranzhu smiled and nodded.

Compared to the naughty Xiaoman, she was too gentle to Xiao Ping'er.

There was no way, all these years, it was Xiao Ping'er who took care of her eating, drinking, defecating, urinating and washing.

Xiaoman naturally took care of her, but the degree of care of the two was different.

It's not that Xiaoman has no sympathy, it's really that with Xiao Ping'er around, there's really no need for others to worry about Saranzhu, it's good enough for her to help from time to time.

Xiaoman, who had just escaped from the clutches of the devil, rolled her eyes and pounced on him fiercely, like an old bear hugging a tree + two dragons exploring a pearl: "Haha, it's my turn now."

Salanzhu actually knew what she was doing and could have avoided it, but she didn't.

In her memory fragments, there were many situations where Gu Ke teased Xiaoman, and she summed up a truth: among family members, you should know how to let her go appropriately.

After all, Xiaoman is Gu Ke's favorite child and Xiao Ping'er's elder sister, so Saranzhu must let her go.

Otherwise, with her borrowing 50% of Gu Ke's strength, she could easily knock Xiaoman over, and her clothes wouldn't even touch her.

But, who said that letting her go means you can't fight back?

So after getting up here, Gu Ke didn't wait for Xiaoman's good morning hug as expected, nor did he wait for Xiao Ping'er to prepare breakfast.

After his mind landed in the west bedroom, what he "saw" was a "tragic" war - clothes rolling, white light flashing, twisting and pulling.

Xiaoman was completely at a disadvantage in this mutually hurtful "war", and she was screaming and almost made him laugh.

The two children didn't notice it, and even if Saranzhu noticed it, she pretended not to know. The Lord of the Mansion was watching based on his ability, so what was wrong with that?

He chuckled and shook his head, and Gu Ke withdrew his divine thoughts.

Let them play around, he can cook by himself.

But as soon as he entered the kitchen, he saw the steamer steaming, and the big meat buns inside were already steamed.

There were tofu brain and multi-grain porridge in the constant temperature vat next to it.

Saranzhu's voice rang in his ears: "Lord of the Mansion, how about this big meat bun I made? It's white, big, soft and elastic, not worse than Xiaoman, right?"

She was using divine thoughts to communicate with his consciousness.

Gu Ke's mind flashed the scene he had just "seen", and he couldn't help shaking his head and shaking off some thoughts: "Come and eat when you've had enough fun."

As for the big meat bun she made? Haha, the kitchen's automatic manufacturing was used once today. I really thought he couldn't see it.

With a complaint in his heart, he went to the south bedroom alone and moved Bai Suqing to the pavilion in the purple bamboo forest.

The sky was slightly bright, but it had not yet pierced the darkness of the valley at dawn. Sister Bai's face exuded a faint green light, like jade and water.

He sighed and played with her cold jade-like slender hands: "Okay, there is another naughty ghost in the valley. You haven't suppressed it yet, so there will be trouble in the future."

At this point, he couldn't help laughing again: "But it's good not to see them making trouble, so that you won't be angry and can't sleep."

After a while, the four finally met in the kitchen and canteen at the foot of the mountain.

Xiaoman pouted his face angrily, with a little expression of "I actually lost, my family is not happy".

Saranzhu was very proud and in high spirits, holding the two children in one hand.

Xiao Ping'er was full of joy, and it was unclear whether she was happy that Saranzhu had sobered up, or that Xiaoman was "returning the favor".

The only thing in common was that the three girls' faces were all red, and it was obvious that they were quite involved in the fierce fight in the morning.

Saranzhu, who was holding the two children from above, did not forget to use her height to cover her, winked at him, and said silently with her lips: Ah Gu, I won.

Gu Ke was speechless: Childish! Do you really think I didn't see it?

Well, he had rarely seen such a scene this morning before.

Xiaoman often quarreled with Xiao Ping'er, but Xiao Ping'er's personality would not get too entangled with her.

It was nothing like Saranzhu, who had been holding it back for more than 20 years. That was a "true peak" confrontation, not giving up an inch, and it was a lot of fun.

Next, the four of them had dinner.

What surprised Gu Ke was that Xiaoman didn't complain to him, and it seemed that she was ready to fight Saranzhu to the end.

To the little girl's ambition, he could only silently say "good luck" and then use his mind to transmit a message to let Saranzhu not go too far.

In this Yulong Cave Mansion, the mansion spirit that can borrow 50% of his strength will not lose to Miss Qin.

With Xiaoman's strength, Saranzhu is destined to play the pig and eat the tiger.

Of course, he didn't know that Saranzhu thought of her own fun last night, which was to play happily with the two children.

Today is just the beginning, and there will be many more noisy days in the future.

Saranzhu's awakening and rebirth brought liveliness to the valley that had been quiet for some days.

If Xiaoman is a bear child who never gets tired of playing, then Saranzhu is a tall horse with abundant physical strength who needs to gallop.

Xiaoman is a wild girl in the mountain village, and Saranzhu is a giant baby who has been holding back for more than 20 years-who makes her almost six feet tall.

Two energetic and noisy guys get together, Xiaoping'er is happy and tired.

I am happy that they have become friends so quickly, but I am helpless that they always fight with each other.

Loving each other and tearing each other apart has become the daily routine of these two guys.

Gu Ke does not interfere with them.

I originally wanted the two kids to play for a few more years to prevent their strength from improving too quickly.

On the other hand, the role of the spirit of Saranzhu's cave house showed a strong effect.

To describe it roughly with the things in the previous life, Saranzhu ≈ supercomputer + all-weather work secretary + life secretary + workshop director + greenhouse monitoring, etc.

In addition to the farm work he specifically asked her to leave, she used her divine thoughts to complete many chores at a very fast speed.

In fact, this is only part of her work efficiency.

The system's expected requirements for the spirit of the cave house are to be able to manage and handle many daily affairs of the cave house at the same time.

Gu Ke only has one Yulong cave house, which is not enough for her to be busy, so the rest of the time must be used to play and fight with the two children.

This is not without benefits. At least Xiaoman's actual combat level is improving unknowingly in order to "revenge".

Playing is playing, which is in line with Xiaoman's current needs.

Secondly, Saranzhu can not only make trouble with Xiaoman, but also give "sweetness".

In just a few days, she used the power of the spirit of the cave house to transform two large lakes at the foot of the mountain and the livestock farm.

The lake in the livestock farm replaced the original ten-mile shared river and became a new breeding ground for fish, shrimp, crabs, chickens, ducks and geese.

The lake at the foot of the mountain became a good place for her and her two children to swim in the summer.

Compared with the winding and narrow river, a wide lake is undoubtedly more favored by Xiaoman.

Although she believed that Saranzhu was her "enemy for life", she still fought and quarreled with him, but her attitude was obviously closer.

Seeing this, Gu Ke couldn't help but feel ashamed.

He had given up the idea of ​​making a swimming pool because he thought there were rivers and ponds before, and never thought that Xiaoman could have more fun if a lake was built.

As compensation, he built a parabolic platform in the middle of the lake.

The top of one end is more than ten feet, and the other end is only a few feet, connecting into a slide.

As long as you use blood and qi to protect your body, you can slide down from the high end, rush out of the low end, throw it high and then smash it into the water.

The high end is divided into three layers: high, medium and low, with a springboard made of purple bamboo for diving.

Xiaoman was immediately happy.

Although this diving platform is simple, it can be fun.

Especially since it is forbidden to use blood and qi, and it is more interesting to control the movements by relying solely on the body.

Gu Ke also told her about various movements such as bending, turning, curling, and entering the water, and she played more vigorously, and even asked him to be a "judge".

So on a hot summer afternoon, a long "ah" sound was heard on the clear lake.

Then Xiaoman flew out of the slide with water droplets all over the sky, and her mouth turned into a scream of "waaaa".

Dancing, waving, lying on her back... falling into the lake, smashing out a spectacular snow-white water column.

Gu Ke put his hands on the pergola and looked out: "Hey, what a big splash, full marks."

Xiao Ping'er on the side giggled.

She knew Xiaoman was playing, and Gu Ke was also joking.

Then, another long "ah" sound came, and another figure rushed out from the end of the slide, flew up, and performed a series of dazzling movements in the air.

The last one rushed to the ground with his head, like a vicious dog pouncing on its food, and slammed into the lake, bringing up a water column bigger than Xiaoman.

A moment later, a head of blonde hair emerged from the water and shook her finger at Xiaoman: "Haha, I made a big splash, I won again."

That's right, the two guys' diving competition was not about the difficulty of the action, the height or the distance, but who made the biggest splash.

Those actions in the air were purely redundant and were not counted in the final "score".

Xiaoman was unwilling: "You won because you are wider than me."

Salanzhu was proud: "Outcasts are born with this body shape, I am not cheating."

Xiaoman snorted: "What's the use of being wide, it's as flat as a washboard."

Salanzhu swung her body, rushed to her side, and pinched her: "Okay, okay, you are the tallest when you lie down, right."

Xiaoman opened her restless hand and rushed to the shore: "It is, I was born with this, lululu!"

The two chased and fought back to the shore, and then Xiaoman decisively hid in Gu Ke's shelter: "Old Gu, I want to drink red nai juice."

Gu Ke could only pick up the red nai juice from the side and give it to her.

On the other side, Salanzhu picked up the iced wine and drank a large bowl of it.

In terms of not liking sweets, she and Gu Ke are more... like-minded?

After the exercise, the two women quarreled, but did not fight again.

Gu Ke stroked Xiaoman's smooth back, and she fell asleep quickly and comfortably.

Xiaoping'er also came over and enjoyed the same treatment.

After they fell asleep, he got up, gave the bamboo couch to them, and sat on the small bamboo chair.

Saranzhu next to him had already taken off her short robe, half lying on the bench with her back, bathing in the scorching sun, one leg bent, holding beer in her hand, taking a sip from time to time.

She did not use blood to drive away the water stains like Xiaoman, but let them evaporate little by little in the sunlight and warm wind.

The remaining water stains flashed a crystal brilliance on her snow-white skin.

Noticing his movements, she smiled and looked over, and sent a telepathic message: "Lie down if you want, I promise not to disturb your nap."

Gu Ke casually slapped her head: "You are only a few days older than Xiao Ping'er, what are you thinking about in your mind."

Sa Lanzhu didn't care, grabbed his hand, turned over, and put it on her back: "Then I want you to touch me like you touch Xiao Man."

You really compare everything with Xiao Ping'er. Gu Ke didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

But he still released his spiritual thoughts, gently comforted her, and asked smoothly: "You are the spirit of the cave, you can borrow your spiritual thoughts, do you need me to do it?"

Saranzhu narrowed her eyes lazily: "But I have both a cave and a human body at the same time. Whether I grow in the cave or you touch me, I will feel very comfortable."

"Besides, it feels different when someone else does it than when you do it yourself. Otherwise, if a man can just rely on himself, why would he need so many women?"

Gu Ke was speechless and found that he was speechless.

"Wait a minute." Her voice continued: "The clothes seem to be in the way."

While speaking, she borrowed her spiritual thoughts to lift up her upper body clothes and threw them aside: "This way, it won't block your hand."

Looking at Saranzhu lying there, sunbathing on the beach like in her previous life, Gu Ke was a little surprised: "Is this how you sunbathe?"

"Over there in the Far North, when the sun shines occasionally, there are always people like this outside." Saranzhu replied nonchalantly: "Of course, they will do something else next. By the way, you, Xiaoman and the others Never done that before.”

Gu Ke was speechless: I am too familiar with him to start!

Like a teenager, Salanzhu did not dwell on this issue.

In this regard, she is similar to Xiao Man. Things she doesn't understand will be quickly forgotten and she won't embarrass herself.

Before he woke up from his two naps, Gu Ke quietly put on a small coat for Salanzhu.

They were unaware of her conversation with Gu Ke.

Gu Ke was not dissatisfied or embarrassed about Salanzhu's words and deeds.

To a certain extent, her soul-bound soul is equivalent to his right-hand man.

Will men feel embarrassed about their little left and right? Obviously not.

She lacked normal social common sense, but she just expressed some of the tangles in his mind.

Most of the time, people are very tangled creatures, and Gu Ke is no exception.

Of course, this kind of entanglement is not bad.

If you have to finish whatever you think of immediately, life will be much less interesting.

Rousseau once said that patience is painful, but its fruits are sweet.

Gu Ke felt that it was patience that highlighted the happiness of gaining, just like eating a hot steamed bun when you were very hungry.

And not enduring the happiness you get is like a person whose stomach is full of meat buns, and then a pot of braised pork is placed in front of him.

Not counting the ten years they slept, the two children lived carefreely in the valley for just over four years, and Salanzhu was even missing a normal childhood life.

The next life of each other will be very long, so it is good for them to be more "childish" and play for a few more years.

In my previous life, there were many otakus who were thirty years old, and there were also many otakus who were thirty years old.

Although parents like to urge marriage, they just want their children to have someone to support each other in the future.

There is a systematic contract guarantee between Gu Ke and them, which is much more reliable than a marriage certificate, so this problem naturally does not exist.

Besides, there is also Sister Bai who is entering meditation.

What would her reaction be if she woke up and found out that Gu Ke had done something? It's hard to say.

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