Chapter 244 Time Tablet
"It's so tight it turns you into a cream puff!"
"By the time it vomited me on the streets of New York, my two nuts were so exhausted that it looked like they had been fighting for three days and three nights."
"But it doesn't matter. When I see you, they will be resurrected with full health. You don't have to worry about my endurance!"
Deadpool patted his lower back.
Even Spider-Man, who had always tried to minimize their presence, couldn't help it at this time.
"Who cares about your staying power!"
"I've had enough! Don't stop me, I'm going to stick this guy to the wall and clean his mouth with disinfectant!"
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, so that tablet can travel across the world, right? We can go back to our respective worlds now!"
Holland's words reminded every Spider-Man.
They looked at each other silently, and unanimously turned their attention to Deadpool.
Deadpool leaned against the wall with one hand and shook the time tablet in his hand: "Do you want to go home? Deadpool will always be at home waiting for every little Peter to go to bed."
"I just need each of you to give me one..."
"Now!"
Before Deadpool could finish his terms, the little spiders all rushed out.
The five Spider-Men swung their webs to attack Deadpool, just as they had besieged Morlun before.
Deadpool was shocked, dodging left and right, spreading his legs and running in circles.
"No! This is my first time, you can't be so rough! You have to start with a gentle kiss first!"
He talked dirty words while running, ducked to avoid a few clumps of spider webs, and slid through the siege of two Spider-Man.
This World Spider kicked the ball in the air and couldn't help complaining: "What you just said is not the first time!"
"Oh my god!" Deadpool covered his mouth, "Damn it, I spilled the beans. It doesn't matter. Today is the first time for me to have cheese sauce that is as rich as butter."
The empty laboratory was in chaos.
Deadpool runs around the ruins of the collider, with Spider-Man chasing after him.
He ended up being stuck to the wall with a bunch of spider webs.
The Dutch Spider covered Deadpool's mouth with a ball of spider silk, then took the time tablet and started operating it.
"Is this the equipment of the Time Variation Administration? Why doesn't it look very advanced?"
The Garfield Spiders and others stood aside and looked around: "Isn't it advanced to be able to travel through the world?"
"I mean the way it looks, it looks like an old-school capacitive phone."
Dutch Spider tested the functions one by one, "Let's see, this button is for return, this is... the timeline directory? So many worlds!"
On the screen is a series of world codes.
There is the MCU-616 series universe under the Holy God timeline, and there is also the variant universe 10005 where Deadpool lives.
(For the entire Marvel Universe, the main movie universe MCU is 199999, the main comic universe is inside u, and the main movie universe is also called u-616, or 199999.)
"OK, let me take a look, search, confirm, and then open the space-time door!"
The Dutch Spider pressed the button and looked up expectantly, expecting a door to open in front of her.
But nothing actually happens.
There was nothing in front of him, only various gases and particles in the air.
"What's wrong? Haven't you pressed confirm yet?" Garfield Spider asked.
"I pressed it, but it didn't respond." The Dutch spider repeatedly tapped the screen, and finally patted it with her hand, but there was still no response.
"Is there a password or something?" Garfield Spider took over the tablet and operated it, but also made no progress.
After five little spiders took turns to operate.
They had to accept the reality: "The tablet is broken at this time, and it is possible that Deadpool stole a fake one."
"Impossible!" Deadpool cut open the spider web at some point, hugged Garfield and Toby's waists, and mingled among the little spiders.
He reached for the tablet and said, "I just used it to find Wolverine, the one that Cockney calls the most disappointing Wolverine."
However, Deadpool operated on the interface and shouted "That's it!".
As a result, the time tablet also showed no response at all.
The scene seemed to have the sound of cold wind blowing through the leaves.
The little spiders looked at him suspiciously.
"I must have taken the wrong steps, like I forgot to take off my pants before getting down to business!" Deadpool operated calmly.
But after a few seconds, his clicking movements became faster and faster, and he became more and more irritable.
Finally, he raised the tablet high, looked around, and then threw it behind him.
"What did I just say?" He scratched his head.
"By the way, when I go to Peter's house tonight, which Peter will I share a bed with? Garfield, I like Garfield the best. Of course, it would be better if we all stay together!"
The little spiders looked at Deadpool blankly.
They gradually understood that this damn guy was changing the subject, and the time tablet was indeed malfunctioning and unusable.
It was as if a basin of ice water was poured down on them, extinguishing the hopes in the hearts of the little spiders.
Their eyes slowly changed, and they began to gear up towards Deadpool.
"Which bed should you sleep on? I think you should sleep on the collider wreckage tonight!" This World Spider planned to tie Deadpool here for the night.
"Oh my god, these wrecks are so cold, they will freeze my Deadpool sword into a popsicle. You won't be so cruel, right?"
Deadpool quietly took a step back.
The Spider-Men took a step forward together.
Deadpool turned around and ran away, and the two sides started chasing again.
The laboratory was full of flying spider silk and noisy shouts.
In the noise, Leon held little Peter and picked up the time tablet to take a look.
"Is this the technology of the future? The time technology from Kang the Legacy."
Leon fiddled with it for a few times and found his own world MCU-616-S (199999-S) and pressed confirm.
Like when others used it, there was no response.
But Leon felt the pull of the time tablet on the law.
"Using technology to pry the rules of the universe and shuttle through time and space, it's amazing."
Leon quickly understood the operation mechanism of the tablet.
He put little Peter down, and then began to disassemble the tablet quickly, his eyes swept over every detail, and quickly understood its composition and principles.
Thanks to his understanding of the laws of time and space, as well as the scientific and technological knowledge stored in the past.
His research on the time tablet went smoothly.
When Deadpool was kicked hard by the Dutch spider.
Leon completed the analysis of the time tablet.
When Deadpool was pressed to the ground and kicked in a circle by five little spiders.
Leon began to reassemble the time tablet.
When Deadpool was shot all over by white silk-like objects.
Leon began to modify the time tablet according to his own understanding.
When Deadpool was tied up like a mummy by the little spiders and was carried to the corner.
Leon pressed the confirmation button and opened the time and space door to his own world.
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