Chapter 242 Deadpool's Past

The gold-colored tablet rotated in Deadpool's hands.

Deadpool squatted half down and raised it like a treasure for everyone to see.

"What's this?"

No one thought this could be a good thing.

Everyone thought this was Deadpool sensationalizing again.

This guy is like that.

No matter when it is important or when it is not important.

He was always playing tricks there.

There was always endless nonsense coming out of his mouth like a fly flapping its wings.

Leon felt the same way at first.

He was thinking about whether to send these little spiders back to their respective universes one by one.

He also happens to be able to take a look at other parallel universes.

But when his eyes casually glanced at the tablet in Deadpool's hand, he quickly took it back.

He suddenly realized something was wrong.

"Um?"

Leon suddenly turned around and took a closer look at the tablet that was being rotated by Deadpool's elbows, shoulders, and top of his head.

A strong sense of sight awakened his memory.

The last time I saw a tablet with this style was in the TV series "Loki".

It is a device of the Time Variation Administration (TVA), which can be used to travel through the world and time.

The memory emerged, and Leon was so serious that his back straightened a bit.

After many observations, he was absolutely sure that the tablet in Deadpool's hand was the TVA one.

But where did this guy get the space-time tablet?

Could it be that this guy is actually some Deadpool from the Marvel Cinematic Universe who went to TVA to rob someone?

There are nearly infinite single universes in a multiverse.

Any kind of story development is possible.

Lyon's knowledge of the Marvel Cinematic Universe stopped at "Captain Marvel 2", and he is not clear about subsequent developments.

So he asked directly: "That's TVA's time tablet, right? Did you join TVA or robbed them?"

"Huh?" Spider-Man was surprised when he heard this.

"What time is the tablet?" Gwen followed Leon's gaze to look at Deadpool, and saw the rotating tablet on his raised butt.

"Are you talking about that tablet...Isn't Deadpool joking this time?"

The Dutch Spider was also confused: "Time? It sounds very powerful. Can that tablet send us back?"

"So Deadpool is seriously proposing a solution?" Spider from this world scratched his head.

He quietly raised his hand and shot out the spider silk, trying to pull the time tablet away from Deadpool's butt.

But Deadpool, who was twisting his butt, turned around alertly and took the lead in holding the time tablet and raising it.

"This is Deadpool's first inspiration!"

He raised his hand high, and as a result, the spider silk followed its original trajectory and shot under his crotch, making a snapping sound.

"Oh~" Deadpool suddenly made a sound of ecstasy, and his waist swayed back and forth twice.

He put his fingers together and tapped on his lips, blowing a kiss to the Spider of this World: "My little Peter, I feel your passion. Come on, you can press harder. This is not the first time for me."

"I*#!" The spider in this world shook off the spider silk in its hand like an electric shock, as if it had touched a ball of indescribable excrement.

He felt sick, swung away like crazy, and jumped directly to the dome farthest from Deadpool.

"Hey! Where are you going? If you don't like to take the initiative, you can do it for me!" Deadpool shouted.

The Spider-Mans closed their mouths silently, and cold sweat dripped from their foreheads at the same time.

"Cough." Leon coughed lightly, and he was suddenly glad that his name was not Peter.

"You haven't answered my question yet, Deadpool, where did your time tablet come from?"

Deadpool, who was holding his cheek and twisting his waist and crotch to the spider of this world, suddenly became serious when he heard this.

"That's a good question!"

He pointed his finger at Leon: "That's a damn good question! Harry Potter!"

"It's Leon, thank you." Leon said.

Leon is actually quite a talkative person.

But when he's hanging out with a bunch of Spider-Man and Deadpool.

He can no longer be called a talker.

Because compared to others, he was as quiet as an autistic young man sitting in a daze in the sun.

"Leon? Sorry, in my story you are Harry Potter!" Deadpool suddenly turned his back.

He said mysteriously: "And my story starts from a long, long time ago."

"How long?" Little Peter's curiosity was aroused in Leon's arms, "Well, are we telling a story now?"

He had been having his ears covered by Leon just now, and he didn't know where the story was going.

"Of course, we are telling a long, long story!" Deadpool quickly turned around when he heard Little Peter's voice, "I almost forgot, we also have cute Little Peter here!"

Looking at little Peter's expectant eyes.

His voice actually became gentle: "Now, the story begins from the beginning."

Deadpool coughed twice and raised his fingers: "Everyone, let's do it one last time! My name is Wade Winston Wilson!"

Familiar opening line, Deadpool is imitating Spider-Man again.

"First, I was bitten by a brioche bun named Francis."

"So in less than ten years, I became the undying super-super hero, Deadpool!"

(Francis’ torture allowed Deadpool to awaken his self-healing ability.)

Deadpool opened his arms and waited for a few seconds, then waved his palms in the silence: "Thank you for a little applause at this time."

Little Peter clapped his hands alone.

Deadpool was immediately satisfied, holding his face and turning around, blowing kisses and making hearts to Little Peter.

Then he continued to tell the story in the speechless eyes of other Spider-Men.

"You must know what happened next-"

"I was afraid of scaring Vanessa, so I didn't dare to recognize her, because my face turned into butter after being bitten by butter bread (disfigured)."

"But in the end I defeated butter bread and recognized Vanessa."

"I swear I must have kissed God's ass in my previous life, and Vanessa was willing to accept me, and she still loved me!"

"Then, we started to beep happily."

Leon covered Little Peter's ears again with an expressionless face.

"But later, Vanessa died because of me!" Deadpool suddenly felt sad.

"Fortunately, there was a process of blah blah in the middle."

"Thanos (electric lock) gave me a gadget that can travel through time. After the gadget was repaired, I went to the past to save Vanessa."

"Then, we kept beeping."

"Later, I started to travel through time and time again..."

"I killed Ryan Reynolds, Hitler, Deadpool, oh, another Deadpool."

"Everything went very well, but after that, there were some crises in my life."

"I tried to join the Avengers, but Happy disagreed."

"The guy whose superpower is parallel parking was unwilling to buy me a hamburger!"

"God!" Deadpool shook his fist hard, "God! I remembered again that I saw the Hulk statue doing XX in the Avengers office!"