Chapter 503 Do You Understand What Attraction Is?

"Oh~ This is our paradise. I can smell the breath of countless people from the universe! Boss? Who do we want to fight? Who do we want to deal with first? Tell us!"

The hammer seems to be very crazy now.

But that's normal. After all, the hammer was originally a powerful melee weapon prepared to deal with cosmic beings.

Cui Ming carried the hammer and looked at the Beidou in the mountains.

"Tell me, what's going on with you? And the members of the mountain, don't make such an degrading move!" Cui Ming looked at Shan Zhong who was still covering his butt, even though he knew the specific situation of Shan Zhong's butt. , so Cui Ming didn’t say much.

The situation in the mountains is indeed special. But to be honest, I still feel that this is too weird.

Yamanaka, can you please take your damn hands off your ass! Do you know that your behavior makes all the cosmic people around you look at you?

Cui Ming has discovered that many cosmic people have turned their attention to this side of the mountain.

In fact, there are many outrageous stories about Yamanaka. It’s just that Yamanaka doesn’t know about it.

Of course, the most outrageous thing is that Baltan also noticed the ditch in the mountain.

The story begins with a space voyage of the Baltans.

The cosmic Baltans accidentally received a signal from a certain operation of the Earth Defense Force during their interstellar travel (so they said so) (to put it bluntly, it was monitoring).

In the signal, after fighting with the space people, Yamanaka Ichiro accidentally exposed his groove in front of the camera, which was noticed by countless space people (don't ask why this scene happened, these crazy things will kill him even if they die) Yamanaka’s pants were ripped off).

This scene happened to be seen by the Baltan people. Even with the unique aesthetic perspective of the Baltan people, they were instantly attracted by Yamanaka Ichiro's groove.

"Wow, look, what a perfect arc this is, this elasticity is simply the most charming existence in the universe!" the leader of the Baltans shouted excitedly.

"Don't use the Earth's translation accent!" The other Baltan looked at his partner speechlessly.

TM’s damn translation accent, believe it or not, I will kick your ass with my super powerful feet!

Therefore, the Baltans decided to change their sailing plan and head straight to the earth, with the goal of Ichiro Yamanaka's ditch.

At that time, Ichiro Yamanaka of the Earth Defense Force was still conducting daily training with others.

"Hey, Yamanaka, you were in good shape during today's training!"

People around him praised him one after another.

Yamanaka Ichiro responded with a smile: "Of course, I'm in our team."

Originally he wanted to say the best shooter, but then he thought of the vice-captain

Forget it, stop seeking death.

But Yamanaka didn't know that the vice-captain he was talking about was currently negotiating with the people from the universe.

The Baltans quickly connected to communications with the Earth. They did not launch an attack as usual, but sent a strange message to the Earth Defense Force through cosmic radio waves: "We are Baltans, we have no ill intentions, we are just I want to see Ichiro Yamanaka’s ditch up close.”

"What the hell kind of request is this? Yamanaka? That's normal."

In the mountains.

Everyone understands

But it would be too much of a loss to fight over such a thing. According to Cui Ming, it was all money, so the captain decided to negotiate with the Baltans at that time.

The two parties meet at the designated place.

But after waiting, Cui Ming discovered that these Baltans were looking at the video of the ditch in the mountain with bright eyes! And he’s still staring at it!

At this time, Cui Ming could have completely wiped out the opponent.

"Ahem, you Baltans, you're almost done." the captain asked.

The leader of the Baltan people gestured excitedly: "We are a race full of science! But to be honest, we have been wandering in the universe for so long and have never seen such a perfect ditch. It is simply the aesthetics of the ditch in the universe. The pinnacle! From our scientific point of view, it is really perfect! ”

Cui Ming almost shot him at that time

These guys are a bunch of perverts.

However, what left Cui Ming most speechless was the Baltan star's next sentence,

"We hope to take away the member of the mountain, Gouzi. Of course, we will use the most advanced technology to ensure that he will not be damaged in any way, and we will also give the earth many advanced technologies in exchange, because Gouzi in the mountain has the ability to evolve! "

In fact, someone almost sold the ditch in the mountains at that time. After all, advanced technology has greatly helped the development of the earth.

Then a group of so-called "high-level officials" appeared out of nowhere and insisted on letting Ryugoro do the work and asking the mountain team members to hand over his ditch.

This group of idiots looked serious at that time and said plausibly: "This is what the above said, you must obey. This ditch has a special purpose and is related to major secrets."

How could Cui Ming agree? At that time, he was already ready to draw his gun. When he was about to draw his gun, he responded unceremoniously: "Special purpose? I think you are too idle! The ditch in the mountain belongs to him." !”

The main reason is that there are patent fees for the ditches in the mountains! You idiots don’t know!

As a result, Cui Ming began to argue with these senior executives.

The most outrageous thing is that these idiots actually got some documents from the senior officials at that time! The scene was so chaotic! At one moment, he took out various documents and said that he had authorization; at the next moment, he talked about nonsense about the balance of the universe.

No mistakes in one song, one post, one content, one book, one forum, one 6, one 9!

However, Cui Ming didn't buy it at all and threw the document aside: "Authorization? Authorization allows you to do such a wicked thing? The balance of the universe has nothing to do with the ditch in the mountain! Don't fool people here!"

Cui Ming was almost pulling out a gun!

Mainly because Cui Ming felt that it was too much to waste time on such an outrageous thing!

The senior executives were blushing at Cui Ming's retort, but they couldn't do anything about him. One of the tall and thin senior executives said angrily: "You kid, don't refuse a toast and drink a penalty. You have delayed something important. Can you afford it?"

Bang!

After a gunshot, Cui Ming put away the smoking gun: "Is this thing still useful?"

In the end, if the Baltan people want to study the ditch in the mountain, they can only observe secretly or wait until the mountain falls asleep at night.

Otherwise.

Countless cosmic people will teach these guys to be cosmic people!

In short, just like countless Flashes watching their mothers die, countless cosmic beings are now staring at the ditch in the mountain.

This is why Cui Ming's Twisting Hammer has already started to get excited.

Oh! ! ! ! Cool! That's the feeling! ! ! !

There are definitely cosmic beings around! There are so many of them! ! ! !

Of course, Twisting Hammer's enemy scan does not include the Ultraman family.

After all, they are allies.