Chapter 521: The Child-Beating Artifact

"Oh, you had a lot of fun yesterday~ dear~" Lindis's voice dragged with a long tail tone. I don't know if this trick works on other people, anyway, Cui Ming just felt a sharp pain in his ears. Lindis's seemingly gentle hand was like a pair of pliers, tightly grabbing his ears.

I saw Lindis's face with a half-smile, staring at Cui Ming and said leisurely: "You are really capable~ You made me so tired, and then you went to block the door by yourself, and had so much fun! You didn't even call me!"

".Aren't you tired?" Cui Ming said in his heart, but he muttered secretly, this is not just paying public grain, who told you to be strong. But these words, he dared not say them even if he had ten courage.

"Yes! Wife, I was wrong, I'm very sorry!" Cui Ming immediately raised his hands and surrendered so neatly. Seeing this, Lindis pinched Cui Ming's ear again in a bad mood, and then let go.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and get ready, we still have to go to work. I sorted out the materials you brought back, and there is a plan in it. Those aliens plan to use children to force Ace to surrender. They think Ace is a big and thorny trouble and must be eliminated." Lindis said while shaking the materials in her hand, and then her eyes fell on Cui Ming and asked, "So, what are you going to do?"

"Simple." Cui Ming's mouth corners slightly raised, and a confident smile appeared on his face, that smile seemed to declare that everything was under control. "I have been prepared for a long time. When the time comes, maybe I can let the parents form a super powerful "beating child team"!" As Cui Ming said, like a magic trick, he took out a bunch of "treasures" that had been prepared long ago from behind.

Belt

This belt is not just an item for tying pants. In the past, it was often used as a precious token passed down from father to son, carrying a certain inheritance of the family. However, when the father or mother is furious, it will become a sharp weapon of punishment. The moment the belt hits the body, it brings a stinging feeling that is difficult to describe in words. However, when the mother swings the belt, she is often soft-hearted. After all, the child is the flesh that fell from her body. Every time she hits, her heart is also pierced with pain. Just like the belt of the seven wolves, it is strong and durable. It is said that it works "excellently". Of course, this is also a helpless ridicule.

Rolling pin

When the mother picks up the rolling pin and points it at you, the angry eyes seem to tell of her disappointment and heartache in you. "The deeper the love, the deeper the hatred", probably so. A thick rolling pin may even be broken into two pieces under the angry swing of the mother. That scene is simply a terrible nightmare for the child. Even if the child is naughty and stubborn like a calf on weekdays, he will be in tears under the deterrence of this rolling pin. At that moment, the parents in the eyes of the children were like Bruce Lee, the Kung Fu star in the movie, full of awe-inspiring power, as if they could star in a wonderful martial arts film in the next second.

Feather duster

Most children today have rarely seen feather dusters. This seemingly ordinary object actually has many uses. On weekdays, mothers use it to clean the dust at home, and the soft feathers brush against the furniture and take away the dust. However, once the child is too naughty and completely angers the mother, the feather duster will change its purpose instantly. The mother waved the feather duster, and the feathers flew all over the sky. The scene was like a small "storm". Moreover, the handle of the feather duster is very cleverly designed, which can effectively prevent hand injuries when the mother beats the child, as if it was born with this dual mission.

Broom

The broom, seemingly ordinary, is actually a "hard and soft" weapon. It can be seen everywhere in life, the price is affordable, and it is easy to store and does not take up space. It is not only a good helper for daily household cleaning, but also a tool that children take the initiative to use to sweep the floor when they try to please their parents. But who would have thought that this seemingly soft broom can exert a strong deterrent in the hands of a mother. Many people only realized when they grew up and recalled their childhood that what they were afraid of was not just the broom itself, but the unquestionable strong aura of their mother.

Spatula

Here I would like to remind those naughty children again and again that when you can't control yourself and have to challenge the bottom line of adults, you must pay attention to what the adults are doing at the time. If adults are cooking in the kitchen, even if they are furious, reason will tell them not to pick up a sharp kitchen knife at will, but the spatula next to them becomes a convenient "weapon". The spatula is very easy to use and easy to exert force, and the pain caused by its flat surface touching the body should not be underestimated. In addition, the spatula is still carrying the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar used in cooking. The taste seems to remind the child that this "lesson" is not simple. It is really fast, accurate and ruthless, which is impressive.

At that time, all the parents were seen holding "magic weapons" and standing majestically in front of the children.

The first to appear was the "Seven Wolves for Beating Children". This is a sharp weapon passed down from generation to generation, specially created to help children get on the right track. If the elders in the family behaved slightly out of line, they would use it to hit the child on the back, implying a warning to the child not to repeat the same mistake; if the child himself behaved in a deviant way, he would be mercilessly hit on the buttocks to teach him a lesson.

Look at this "rolling pin for beating children". It is usually hidden in the kitchen. It is used at critical moments. It is held tightly in the hands of parents and kept in mind. It carries the parents' earnest expectations for their children's future and is dedicated to protecting their children's growth. Under its "care", no rebellious children are allowed to appear in the family. Every time it falls, it is a correction of the child's wrong behavior.

And the "feather duster for beating children". Back then, it was a capable assistant in countless families. Now, it is like an indelible nightmare in the hearts of millions of children. It shoulders the heavy responsibility of ensuring that children inherit good family traditions for thousands of years. Every time it rises and falls, it is full of concern and expectations for the growth of children.

And the "iron broom for beating children" is even more powerful. It can temper the buttocks of rebellious children into steel through countless lessons. If the rebellious child dares to cause trouble outside, the iron broom will fall down mercilessly, with a force of a thousand pounds, and no indulgence is allowed. The child must understand the consequences of his behavior.

Finally, the most frightening thing is the "iron spatula for beating children". Once this item is used, it means that the rebellious child's life is about to start a new "baptism". If the child does not change after repeated teachings and still does not know right from wrong, then this iron spatula, combined with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, will surely make them deeply understand the right and wrong and get back on the right track.

How to say it, when these "artifacts" and the matching "child beating declaration" were presented one by one, Lindis could not help but remain silent.

"These... are prepared for our future children?" Lindis asked cautiously with a hint of doubt. Will the child be unlucky in the future?

"No, this is not prepared for our own children. This is specially prepared for those naughty and unrepentant children."

Of course, if the child deserves a beating, then satisfy them.