Chapter 671: The Blackened SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants is a childlike person.
Childlike innocence translates as: Do things recklessly, like to mess around!
Of course, SpongeBob's heart is still very kind, and he treats his friends with warmth like spring.
But sometimes, SpongeBob is more stubborn in doing things, just do it when he thinks of it, regardless of the consequences!
And SpongeBob has a dark side too.
For example, once, SpongeBob SquarePants and Mr. Crab mistakenly thought that they had killed the health inspector, and the first thing they thought of was not to surrender to the police, but to destroy the corpse. During this period, the despicableness of human nature was vividly displayed on Mr. Crab and SpongeBob SquarePants. Although the destruction of the corpses failed in the end, and the health inspector just passed out, the psychological activities of Mr. Crab and Mrs. Crab are very thought-provoking. It's creepy!
Another example, once, Sea Superman and Ocean Ranger came to the Krab King restaurant for dinner. When they saw SpongeBob SquarePants, the catastrophe, they ran away in a panic! Then in the process of escaping, Sea Superman lost his belt, which was picked up by SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob originally wanted to return the belt, but the two superheroes in Beechburg were not afraid of anything but SpongeBob. When they saw SpongeBob chasing them, they immediately boarded the shadowless boat and fled!
So Sea Superman's belt fell into the hands of SpongeBob SquarePants. This belt has a very magical function, that is, it can shrink matter. SpongeBob is holding this shrinking belt and having fun in the back kitchen. Brother Octopus sees that SpongeBob has not been served for a long time, so he goes to the back kitchen to have a look and finds that SpongeBob is playing with the shrinking belt.
Squidward also knows that shrinking the belt is a thing of Superman, so he half-jokingly and half-seriously said that he would report SpongeBob SquarePants for stealing the belt to Superman. In desperation, SpongeBob shrinks Squidward and puts Squidward into a bottle .
When people want to cover up a mistake, they usually make more mistakes. SpongeBob shrinks Squidward and Patrick successively. Under fear, they shrink when they see people. In the end, the entire residents of Beechburg were shrunk by SpongeBob and put into bottles, including SpongeBob's parents, Sea Superman and Ocean Ranger!
SpongeBob is such a character, not bad in nature. But people who are not bad in nature, sometimes do bad things, they are more terrifying than bad guys. Just like now, the famous detective SpongeBob SquarePants thinks that he is saving the world, so as soon as they meet, they control Zhenzhen with profane tentacles.
At this time, Zhenzhen was firmly grasped by the profane tentacles. Although Zhenzhen was a shark with great strength, he still couldn't break free.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, what are you doing?" Zhen Zhen said in shock, "Let me go!"
"Let me smell you first!" said SpongeBob SquarePants.
Then SpongeBob smells all over Zhenzhen.
"True, you are really true, not Voldemort. Congratulations on getting rid of the suspicion, and farewell!" When SpongeBob smelled Zhenzhen's smell, he found that the smell was inconsistent with that of his mother, knowing that he had misjudged again. So, I hurriedly tried to pass with a hippie smile on my face.
Zhenzhen was furious: "SpongeBob SquarePants, what kind of plane are you doing? You better give me a reasonable explanation!"
SpongeBob first ran away, and then untied the real bondage.
"SpongeBob SquarePants! I can't stop talking to you!"
Far away, a real voice came.
SpongeBob was embarrassed.
Ye Qing didn't care.
SpongeBob molested squirrels and sharks, in Ye Qing's opinion, it's nothing.
It's not pornographic at all!
"SpongeBob SquarePants, it seems that your reasoning is not accurate enough!" Ye Qing said.
SpongeBob SquarePants: "I can't! I think I already know who the suspect is!"
Ye Qing asked: "Who is it?"
SpongeBob SquarePants didn't try to be a joke anymore, and said directly, "It's Teacher Puff!"
Ye Qing felt sorry for Teacher Puff for three seconds, and then asked: "Isn't it because Teacher Puff always refuses to issue you a driver's license? I think Teacher Puff is doing the right thing. If she rashly issues you a driver's license, I'm afraid the entire Bikinibo They will all be messed up by the traffic accident you caused!"
SpongeBob SquarePants reasoned: "Of course it's not the reason, but I think Mrs. Puff's body is very big, and it must be able to perfectly accommodate Voldemort's magic power."
Ye Qing was speechless.
Teacher Puff is a porpoise.
Round and round, like a light bulb.
In fact, Mr. Puff's husband was made into a light bulb by humans.
Teacher Puff, who was widowed at a young age, is actually a poor person!
Although Boss Crab fell in love with Teacher Puff at first sight and pursued him, the two still failed to get together in the end.
Different widows are different, and most old bachelors must be in a similar situation.
In order to make a living, Teacher Puff works as a teacher at Biqibo Driving School.
As a driving school teacher, Teacher Puff is dedicated and perfect. Because she never gave up on a student and was proud of it.
It wasn't until Teacher Puff met SpongeBob SquarePants, the number one street killer in Bikini Bottom, that Teacher Puff knew what despair was.
No matter how hard Teacher Puff tries to teach, even if SpongeBob SquarePants gets a perfect score in the written test, as soon as SpongeBob SquarePants boards the boat, they will be so nervous that they forget everything.
Then there is the traffic accident × 1.
Traffic accident × 2.
Traffic accident × 123456!
Traffic accident × n.
The traffic accidents that happened to Mr. Puff in his life are all related to SpongeBob SquarePants.
Because of SpongeBob SquarePants, Mrs. Puff has been in prison.
Because of SpongeBob SquarePants, Teacher Puff lost his job!
I don't know how many times I have experienced the roller coaster, what I play is the heartbeat.
Who are the two people in the world who are most afraid of SpongeBob SquarePants?
One is Squidward.
The other is Teacher Puff.
Now SpongeBob is annoying Mr. Puff again.
Boom boom boom!
SpongeBob knocks on the door.
Teacher Puff opened the door.
As soon as she saw SpongeBob SquarePants outside the door, Teacher Puff's expression changed.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, what are you doing here?" Compared with Brother Octopus, Teacher Puff is a kind-hearted person.
If Brother Octopus opens the door and sees SpongeBob SquarePants, he will close the door hard, although that is of no use.
"Voldemort, you don't need to pretend to be Mr. Puff, I've already seen you through!" SpongeBob SquarePants said righteously.
Teacher Puff was confused and said, "SpongeBob SquarePants, what are you talking about?"
"I mean..." SpongeBob SquarePants said, "Profane tentacles!"
Three evil tentacles entangled Teacher Puff.
"Let me smell you, Voldemort! You can't hide it," said SpongeBob SquarePants.
Teacher Puff struggled hard, and said with an angry face: "SpongeBob SquarePants, do you know that the greatest misfortune in my life is that I met you!"
SpongeBob is unmoved, and is engaged in his own great cause of saving the world!