Chapter 669
With the aura of SpongeBob SquarePants as the protagonist, it is likely to directly break through the disguise of the lifeless mother.
Even if it can't be broken, there is no harm!
Anyway, the world of SpongeBob SquarePants, this illogical cartoon world, Ye Qing doesn't know how to start.
But when Ye Qing and SpongeBob SquarePants decided to go out to save the world, Boss Crab stood in the way.
"You... No, I mean SpongeBob SquarePants, you can't go!" Mr. Crab said.
Ye Qing said: "Boss Crab, do you want to stop SpongeBob SquarePants from saving the world?"
Boss Crab said solemnly: "I don't care about the big devil and Voldemort, if they hinder me from making money, I just can't! You have to know that SpongeBob SquarePants are my employees, working for me, and now it's his working hours! In any case, working hours are not allowed. Feel free to go out!"
SpongeBob SquarePants said: "Yes, it's my working time now!"
Ye Qing stretched out a finger and said with a smile, "One million!"
Mr. Crab's eyes straightened.
"What did you say?" Boss Crab asked in a hushed voice.
Ye Qing said: "I'll give you one million to rent SpongeBob SquarePants for a week, you understand!"
Boss Crab said: "Give me the money! You don't have any problem renting him for as long as you want!"
Ye Qing laughed, and took money out of his clothes one by one.
Soon, a pile of one million appeared in front of Mr. Crab.
"Money, money, I love you!" Boss Crab jumped into the pile of money to swim.
"You can go and save the world at ease, bless you." Boss Crab said while swimming on his back in the pile of money.
He is really happy.
Ye Qing secretly smiled.
Ye Qing's money was not created out of thin air, but moved from Boss Xie's treasury.
Ye Qing's reward of 20,000 yuan to Brother Octopus and the money thrown to Boss Crab are actually Boss Crab's money.
In other words, Boss Crab didn't make a penny, and even lost 20,000 yuan.
If Boss Crab finds out about all this, he will probably burst into tears!
Ye Qing and SpongeBob left.
After a while, Brother Squidward rested and returned.
"Brother Octopus, congratulations on your promotion." Boss Crab said to Brother Octopus.
Brother Octopus suddenly had a bad premonition, and couldn't help asking: "Boss Crab, what do you want to say? Will you be kind enough to give me a promotion?"
Boss Crab said: "That's right, you are the cashier, now I've promoted you to chef, the kitchen and the cashier are all yours, Mr. Squidward!"
Squidward yelled, "That's not fair! Where's SpongeBob SquarePants?"
Boss Crab said: "SpongeBob SquarePants was rented by me to that human magician to save the world for a week. During this week, enjoy the promotion!"
Brother Octopus fell headlong to the ground.
Not to mention how Brother Octopus started his busy and miserable life at the Krab King Restaurant, let's say that after Ye Qing and SpongeBob SquarePants walked on the road for half a day, SpongeBob SquarePants said to Ye Qing, "Where are we going?"
Ye Qing said: "How do I know? I always follow you!"
The two stared at each other.
Ye Qing said: "Okay, I'll let you smell Voldemort's scent!"
After Ye Qing finished speaking, he stretched out his finger.
Ye Qing's finger condensed a trace of lifeless old mother's smell, giving SpongeBob a smell.
SpongeBob SquarePants asked: "Why does Voldemort smell so fragrant, like a woman?"
Ye Qing said: "Voldemort is a woman."
SpongeBob said, "Well, what are your plans now?"
Ye Qing said: "You can find people you think are suspicious, go smell them, maybe you can find Voldemort."
SpongeBob SquarePants said: "What you said is very reasonable. I have already thought of a suspicious person! He must be Voldemort in disguise!"
After a while.
Next to SpongeBob SquarePants' Pineapple House is Brother Squidward's Easter Island Stone Statue House, and next to Brother Squidward's house is Pai Daxing's humble home.
"You mean Pai Daxing is suspicious?" Ye Qing said.
"Yeah, Patrick has always been suspicious." SpongeBob SquarePants said, "Let me smell him!"
Ye Qing rolled his eyes and said, "Smell it!"
SpongeBob starts knocking on Patrick's roof.
Boom boom boom!
"Pat, are you home?" SpongeBob asked.
"I'm here." Pai Daxing said.
"What are you doing?" SpongeBob asked.
"I'm picking my booger." Pai Daxing said.
SpongeBob was silent for a moment.
"So do you have time?" SpongeBob asked.
"Yes." Pai Daxing said, he opened the roof and appeared in front of SpongeBob SquarePants.
"Tell me, brother, what do you want from me?" Pai Daxing asked.
SpongeBob SquarePants said, "I want to smell you!"
Pai Daxing gave SpongeBob SquarePants a thumbs up, and said excitedly, "Brother, you have so much discernment and taste, I'll let you smell it to your heart's content, one at a time!"
As Pai Daxing said, he pressed SpongeBob's head, and pressed SpongeBob's head against his belly button.
Then Pai Daxing opened his underarms again and stuffed SpongeBob SquarePants head in.
Pai Daxing then took off his pants and stuffed SpongeBob's head between his buttocks.
Ye Qing couldn't bear to see it.
Finally, SpongeBob was finished by Pai Daxing.
"Brother, do you like my taste?" Pai Daxing asked.
SpongeBob was dizzy and fell directly to the ground.
SpongeBob passed out.
"No! I killed my good brother, and I'm going to surrender myself!" Pai Daxing was terrified, crying and ran towards the police station. He's going to turn himself in because he thinks he killed SpongeBob.
Ye Qing supported his forehead, and complained: "Psychopaths have a wide range of ideas, and mentally handicapped children are so much fun!"
After a long, long time.
SpongeBob woke up slowly.
SpongeBob SquarePants stood up and said to Ye Qing: "I'm sure Pai Daxing must not be Voldemort!"
Ye Qing smiled and said, "Why?"
SpongeBob SquarePants said: "Because, vomit..." SpongeBob SquarePants opened his mouth and vomited as soon as he said that.
SpongeBob vomited out everything he ate for a week.
Wait until SpongeBob vomits.
Ye Qing said: "I see, Pai Daxing must be too stinky, right?"
SpongeBob SquarePants said, "Yes."
If Beechburg wants to select the laziest and least hygienic person, Pai Daxing will be able to easily win the championship. The black mud that Pai Daxing digs out every year can be piled up into a Mount Everest. Pai Daxing digs every year The booger that comes out can be built into the Great Wall.
"I thought of a suspicious character again!" SpongeBob SquarePants recovered quickly, and he had a flash of inspiration, and he had another bold idea.
Ye Qing said: "Who do you think of?"
SpongeBob SquarePants said, "Come with me!"
Ye Qing shrugged, followed SpongeBob SquarePants towards the suspect's residence.