Chapter 834 The Buddha-Like Monkey King

First of all, he couldn't prove that the peaches were poisonous. No one could prove Schrödinger's poison. Secondly, he couldn't use the virtual transformation to poison because his virtual transformation was not as good as his wife's.

It was even worse to poison without virtual transformation. He would definitely be caught on the spot.

After thinking about it, he still couldn't think of a way.

At this time, dong!

A sound of fairy bells like a spring suddenly rang out between the jade buildings.

Fang Xiu knew that this was the bell that the Peach Festival was about to begin.

He walked towards the Peach Festival step by step according to the original route. He planned to experience the plot several more times to see if he could find a way out of it.

Soon, he met the boy with two sky-high buns again.

The same tone, the same impatience.

"Where did the wild god come from? Is this also a place you can come? Go, go, go quickly."

Fang Xiu seemed to have heard nothing. He was still thinking, constantly recalling the plots he had experienced before, analyzing them frame by frame.

The boy was furious when he saw this: "Hey, hey, I'm talking to you, are you deaf?"

Suddenly, he raised his head and looked at the boy. His eyes, as deep as a black hole, scared the boy.

He suddenly remembered a sentence the boy had said.

Are you from the lower world like the Bi Ma Wen Sun Wukong?

Bi Ma Wen? Sun Wukong!

At this time, Fang Xiu realized that something was wrong. According to ancient myths and legends, when Sun Wukong was working in the Heavenly Palace, he made a big fuss at the Peach Festival. The reason was that the Heavenly Palace held the Peach Festival and did not invite him. In anger, he froze the seven fairies, and then came to the Peach Festival to eat and drink. After getting drunk, he was lawless and made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

But why didn't Sun Wukong show up this time?

No matter why Sun Wukong didn't show up, Fang Xiu had already thought of a way to break the deadlock.

Why do we have to prove that the peaches are poisonous? Gathering evidence is always the most troublesome thing. The easiest way is to... directly destroy the Peach Festival!

With his current strength, he naturally cannot destroy the Peach Festival, but he can't, but the Great Sage Sun Wukong can!

"Where is Sun Wukong now?" Fang Xiu suddenly asked.

The boy was stunned. He didn't expect him to ask this suddenly, but he didn't want to answer impatiently: "Who are you? Why should I tell you?"

Bang!

Fang Xiu gave him another big fight, and beat the boy three times in place, with stars in his eyes.

"You! You dare to hit me, I am the Queen Mother..."

Facing the furious boy, Fang Xiu blocked his mouth with just one sentence.

"You don't want the Queen Mother to know that you stole the peaches, do you?"

The boy's face changed drastically: "You're talking nonsense! I didn't! It wasn't me!"

"Shut up and tell me where Sun Wukong is."

The boy's mouth pursed: "Then after I tell you, you can't tell the Queen Mother that I stole the peaches."

Snap!

"Woo woo woo... It's in the Peach Garden in the back mountain." The boy pointed in the direction of the Peach Garden aggrievedly.

Fang Xiu's figure disappeared in an instant.

.......

.......

In the Peach Garden.

A monkey with a hairy face and a thunder god's mouth was lying leisurely on the peach tree, eating peaches. He was wearing a chain mail golden armor, lotus silk shoes, and a phoenix-wing purple gold crown. If you ignore the peach juice on his face, he can be called extraordinary.

It was the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong.

At this time, Sun Wukong was enjoying the peaches comfortably. Suddenly, his expression changed. He looked not far away and saw a black figure slowly walking in the peach forest.

He glanced at the black figure and said casually: "New here? How come I have never seen you before?"

Fang Xiu looked at Sun Wukong and frowned slightly, because he could not feel any sense of oppression from Sun Wukong. He was completely different from those powerful immortals and gods, which made people afraid.

Sun Wukong looked like a very ordinary monkey, except that he could talk.

"The Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

Sun Wukong took a bite of the peach casually and said vaguely: "I didn't expect you to have heard of my name?"

Fang Xiu nodded: "Of course I have heard of the name of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but today is the Peach Festival held by the Queen Mother of the West. Why don't you go? Didn't you receive an invitation?"

He planned to follow the method in the original book to provoke Sun Wukong's anger and let him go to the Heavenly Palace to make trouble.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong's answer was beyond his expectation.

"Who said I didn't receive an invitation? Do you know that this entire Peach Garden is under my control? Without my consent, she can't get a single peach, so what's the point of holding a Peach Festival?"

Fang Xiu's eyes moved slightly: "Then why didn't you participate in the Peach Festival?"

Sun Wukong smiled calmly: "I ask you, what is the purpose of participating in the Peach Festival?"

"To eat peaches."

"That's right! They are all eating peaches, why should I go to the Peach Festival to eat? How many peaches can I eat at the Peach Festival? In this Peach Garden, I can eat whatever I want. A plate of peaches and the whole peach garden, what would you choose?"

Fang Xiu: "........"

For a moment, he was speechless, and even felt that what Sun Wukong said made sense.

He suddenly realized that the plot didn't match the myth. In the original story, Sun Wukong was angry that he wasn't invited, so he made a scene in the Heavenly Palace. But now he was invited, and it was he who didn't want to go.

No, he had to find a way to make Sun Wukong make a scene in the Heavenly Palace and ruin the Peach Festival.

While he was thinking, Sun Wukong suddenly asked: "Why are you silent? By the way, what is your name and what position do you hold in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Fang Xiu, I have no position."

"Oh? You don't even have an official position? Do you want to come to Pantao Garden to hang out with me? I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven appointed by the Jade Emperor!" Sun Wukong joked casually.

Fang Xiu immediately came up with a plan: "Great Sage Equaling Heaven? I just came from the Peach Festival, and I happened to hear other immortals mention that your title of Great Sage Equaling Heaven is just an empty title, and you actually have no authority. In the final analysis, you are just a keeper of the Peach Garden, and you are even worse than the previous Bi Ma Wen."

Sun Wukong waved his hand, looking indifferent: "They only dare to say bad things about me behind my back, who dares to say it to my face?"

"You are not angry?"

"Why should I be angry? The mouth is on others, I live my own life, let them talk, people, can't always live in the eyes of others."

Fang Xiu: "......."

He suddenly suspected that he had seen a fake Sun Wukong.

At this time, Sun Wukong said again: "Come on, Fang Xiu, you must have never eaten peaches. Anyway, you are bored now. Why don't you gamble with me? As long as you can beat me, I will give you a peach to try. How about it?"

Gamble?

Fang Xiu looked Sun Wukong up and down and vaguely found an opportunity.

"Do you like gambling?"

"No, just normal, what's wrong?" Sun Wukong asked back.

When he asked three questions, Fang Xiu immediately understood.

"Okay, how do we gamble?"