Weird And Hard To Kill? Sorry, I Am Truly Immortal

When human desire breaks through the boundaries, immeasurable terror will follow. People enter the devil's path and walk with demons and ghosts. Only a very small number of people know the truth of this world and keep it secret. When you hide your secrets, the secrets are also assimilating to you.

[Non-Naruto fanfiction] When you pee at the abyss, the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up. This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun, who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration, who has a pair of Sharingan, and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends, who loses SAN points like crazy, while trying not to go crazy and become stronger, this is probably a pink group, no, this is the pink group! [Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu] [Welcome to join the pit]

Jiang Che was diagnosed with paranoia. He had always imagined that he had a family, but he was locked up for ten years as a mental patient. When the weirdness came to the world, he was pulled into the SSS-level dungeon that was said to be invincible to humans. When facing the weird evil spirits that everyone feared, he hugged a loli with a broken limb in each hand and called her his daughter, called the old weird in a blood-stained nurse uniform and holding a deadly meat saw knife as his father and mother, when facing the biggest boss of the SSS-level dungeon, he hugged him without hesitation and called him his wife. … The weird dungeon was broadcast live around the world, and all of this was seen by everyone. The audience said: "If you don't do it, you will die. If you do it, you will die faster." "Are you crazy? You treat weird evil spirits as family members?" "This paranoia is too serious. You are only 20 years old and you imagine that you have a seven or eight-year-old daughter?" … When everyone thought he was going to be tortured, he began to be accepted by the weird evil spirits. The evil spirits actually treated him as a family member? ! Jiang Che: In a family, the person who doesn't cook can never complain about the taste of the food. Jiang Che: The food my wife cooks is not salty at all!

[Spiritual revival + Lao Liu + funny + memes + single female lead] Spiritual revival, Jiang Bai accidentally came to the fifth mysterious tidal era. Everything he was familiar with passed away over the years. The world has changed, and the things and people have changed. The careers he once fought for have all turned into bubbles, and the past cannot be recalled. In this chaotic and dark era, order has long collapsed, civilization no longer exists, and the shadow of death hangs over everyone's head. In addition to surviving, Jiang Bai has another task to complete: "Task number: 002." "Task code: Cicada." "Task content: Save all mankind." "Task executor: Jiang Bai." "Task in progress..."

Chen Yu unexpectedly obtained a heavenly book, gaining the ability to peek into the secrets of the universe. As long as he helped others change their fate, he could gain the cultivation to become an immortal. For this reason, Chen Yu started to live stream psychological counseling. In the live room, the viewers were all shocked. "Is this what psychological counseling is like nowadays? Can they even know the past and future?" "This isn't a psychologist. This is a master!" "Dr. Chen, please accept me as your disciple." As the live stream became popular, some people who didn't believe in it or just wanted to ride the trend joined in and contacted Chen Yu. As a result, they ended up in jail and even exposing long-standing difficult cases. Being such a talented person, Chen Yu naturally caught the attention of higher-ups. "I don't know the location of the murderer, but I can try to use criminal psychology to help analyze it." "Number 5 Ping'an Street in the old city, the first room on the left." "In another half an hour, he will wake up and commit another crime."

The little aunt who had gone to the city returned home in fine clothes. Zhang Yu's mother was moved and decided to let her son go and join her. I never thought that the so-called luxury house was just a 30-square-meter rental house. What was even worse was that the real estate agency run by my little aunt could hardly pay the rent. Selling houses, decorating... Zhang Yu's strange mystical skills he learned from Old Man Wang, a coffin shop in the countryside, turned out to be useful, and he turned into an ace agent... Brother, beauty, do you want to buy a house? They are available in Yangzhai, and the packaging is repaired! 【Urban secrets! A new theme in the novel, non-horror, suitable for all tastes! 】

Jiang Sheng turned into a cat that could see souls and bring bad luck to people. Note: The protagonist will not join the officially established organization, and the story will mainly advance along the urban legend route.

He thought he had traveled back in time to the fictional Victorian period and was thinking about how to live a wonderful second life, but he never expected that after being introduced by a friend, he met Charlotte Holmes...Miss! Okay, so it turns out to be the world of mystery novels... which is kind of interesting. However, as the investigation of the case deepened, he was surprised to find that there were actually supernatural powers hidden behind those incredible cases! Uncovering the secret history beneath the surface of the world, the noon and the night, the nine principles, the invisible technique, a strange hunger and thirst overwhelmed him. ……………… As soon as he walked into his family's bookstore chain, Charlotte, the famous detective and duchess of London, chased after him. "Watson, I need your help!" "We have worked together to detect so many bizarre cases, destroy so many evil associations, and free Fog City from the control of the Tuosichens." "But recently I discovered that this is not over yet!" "There is still an extremely secretive secret order lurking in London. Its power is as wide as a big net that tightly wraps the foggy city. The dangerous characters we have defeated are just small minions compared to it, even if they are as terrifying as Moriarty It’s hard to compete with it…” "Watson! Let us fight side by side again and restore peace to London!" After he comforted her and promised to help her defeat this evil underground organization, Miss Holmes, who had not fought alongside him for a long time, left with satisfaction. At this time, a graceful lady walked out of the door behind the bookstore. She groveled and said enthusiastically: "Leader, the ceremonies of all branches are ready, just waiting for you to ascend and achieve great achievements!"

[Sequence] + [Behind the Scenes] + [IQ Overwhelming] + [Group Portrait] + [Crazy Criticism] + [No Female Lead] At the beginning of the New Year in 2026, Li Xiang, a severe schizophrenia patient, president of a coffee shop and part-time employee, said during the discharge assessment: "You have mental illness because the old evil gods who are hidden behind the high-dimensional fog, which cannot be detected, described, or guessed, are controlling your will." "But don't be afraid, the sequence gods I created will protect this world." "001 Fate Weaver!" "002 Painted Skin!" "003 Undertaker..." Attending physician: "Mr. Li Xiang, your condition has worsened without a doubt. Finally, I suggest you try the most advanced hypnosis therapy." Li Xiang slapped his forehead: "Yes, if you hadn't said it, I would have almost forgotten that Hypnotist No. 009 can invade, guide, and change your dreams, and plant hints and roots of evil in your subconscious mind..." Attending physician: "Increase the dosage!" Reborn one month before the advent of the apocalypse, Li Xiang hid behind the scenes to create the God Sequence. He experimented, observed, and controlled... to explore a glimmer of hope for the future of mankind!

[Gunfight + case-solving reasoning + decisive killing] “I’ve been black and white, and you said I was an undercover agent???” When Dean woke up, he opened his eyes and saw the scene where the robbers were sharing the spoils. Because of the confusion of the original owner’s memory, Dean mistakenly thought that he was a real robber, so he chose to eat black and white, and emptied the magazine with an American-style Juhe. Just when he was about to take the money and leave. A blond beauty came to the door: “Dean is an intern police officer. The bank in the town was robbed. I ordered you to investigate the suspect. You don’t want to fail your internship, do you?” It turns out that I am an undercover agent! Dean is numb…

In despair, Lu Li received an admission notice. Since then, a door to a strange world has opened…

Tang Ze: Detectives can only follow in the footsteps of criminals to catch them, but I can rely on knowledge to foresee the future and stop the case! Conan: Looks like I need to go to Hawaii for retraining! Tang Ze: Detectives often face the danger of being counter-killed by prisoners, but my physical solution can reduce casualties! Conan: Don’t make it so high-tech to solve crimes by force! ! Tang Ze: No matter how small things are, when you notice it, you may be able to save a life! Everyone: Do you have persecution paranoia? How did he find out that he was going to commit a crime? And it’s so accurate every time! ! Tang Ze: Uh… sorry~ I admit that I have hung up~