Chapter 1678: Secret Recipe for Having a Baby

When there are a lot of people, it's lively. Everyone talks to each other without mentioning a word about the situation in front of them. They only talk about dirty jokes between men. As for Qingfeng Li who smelled of alcohol, although some people noticed that he was not normal tonight, who cares? No one knows the mother who is not alive to see tomorrow.

Yang, how can you meddle in other people's business and ask what's going on?

There are really nosy people, like Ye Xiaochuan.

The mountain deer is almost done, charred on the outside and tender on the inside. Let Fatty Liu do the rest of the finishing work.

He and Zhu Changshui each held a black porcelain bowl, touched it, raised their heads and drank it all in one gulp.

Then, Ye Xiaochuan said: "Brother Zhu, how is your relationship with Junior Sister Liu Tong recently? Last time, I didn't drink the wedding wine between Senior Brother Zhao and Senior Sister Chang because I was punished for thinking too much. Now I'm counting on you and Sister Liu Junior sister."

When everyone heard this, most people stared at Zhu Changshui with hatred.

To be honest, Zhu Changshui is pretty good-looking, but his cultivation level can only be ranked last among this group of people. If it weren't for the reputation of his master Yu Chenzi, who would know who he is.

But such a playboy disciple who was not a popular disciple actually abducted Liu Tong, one of the most beautiful women in the team. These people witnessed with their own eyes how the relationship between Zhu Changshui and Liu Tong heated up during their stay in southern Xinjiang.

It’s just because I witnessed it with my own eyes that I find it incredible.

I didn't see Zhu Changshui doing anything special. He just followed Liu Tong like a follower all day long, trying to please Liu Tong in every possible way.

Facing the angry glares of everyone, Zhu Changshui immediately became proud and said: "Come on, come on, brother Xiaochuan, I won't find anyone else to be my best friend then."

When Ye Xiaochuan heard that he was going to be the best man, he immediately grimaced. Being the best man was a hard job. It was a flesh pad that would protect the groom from his stick on the day of the wedding. The last time Zhao Wuji got married, he heard that Xiao Wu, Su Qin, etc. Several of the groomsmen were quite miserable.

He said: "It's not impossible to be your best friend. We have grown up together as brothers. But we have agreed that if you and Junior Sister Liu have a child in the future, I will have to be his godfather." Ah, and the first godfather! No matter how many godfathers he has, I must be the first!"

When he mentioned the word "child", Ye Xiaochuan's tone obviously became a little more serious. Others didn't notice, but in the ears of the drunk Qingfeng Li, it was like thunder.

Zhu Changshui laughed loudly and said: "No problem, but... I guess you have to wait for a long time. It's not like you don't know that no fairy in the world of cultivation can conceive a child so easily. Even if the child is still young, it is estimated that It must take thirty or fifty years of recuperation." Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes, looked at Zhao Wuji, and said, "You have to ask Senior Brother Zhao about this. Senior Brother Zhao, you and Senior Sister Chang have been married for ten years, right? , when I was at Samsara Peak, I heard Senior Uncle Chiyan nagging all day long about wanting to hold his disciple. What's going on? Why did Senior Sister Chang's belly feel so tight?

There was no response. Zhao Wuji's face turned slightly red and he said: "You can't blame me. I have been working hard, but... it just doesn't work. They say that all sons of monks are given by heaven. This is absolutely true." For those couples of Taoist monks throughout the ages, three or four out of ten couples can conceive a child, which is considered good.

You can only rely on God's will. "

Everyone nodded.

They are all lustful dandies, and they have been studying how beautiful fairies have children since they were young. Naturally, the reasons why it is difficult for fairies in the world of cultivation to become pregnant are clear.

When the topic came to children, he couldn't stop the car. Ye Xiaochuan began to give advice to Zhao Wuji and Zhu Changshui. Finally, he suggested that everyone contribute all the secrets they know that can make fairies get pregnant quickly, and everyone can study together, even if they are civilian veterans. The military doctor's folk remedies will also work.

So everyone drank and ate meat while offering the folk remedies they knew. The discussion was so lively that from time to time, disciples passing by would look over and wonder what important topic this group of righteous bad guys were discussing.

Ye Xiaochuan also pointed to these folk remedies to make a fortune. He took out a pen and paper and wrote down all the folk remedies these guys knew one by one.

Among them, Jie Se and Yamashita Zhishu were the most enthusiastic in speaking, providing many unheard of prescriptions. Ye Xiaochuan tilted his neck and looked at Jie Se, and said: "I'm talking about Lao Jie, Laoshan is from Fusang, and the living conditions on the island are difficult. He spends all his time studying how to make women pregnant and increase the reproductive rate. This is understandable. You said you are a great monk, how do you know so much? For example, what you just provided

There are two or three things that a woman with a cold uterus may affect her fertility, as well as measures to take care of a woman with a cold uterus. These are not things a normal man should know. "

Everyone looked at Jiese. Jie Seqiang defended himself: "What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Who said monks can't understand medicine? Which temple in the world doesn't always provide medicine to mortals? What's the benefit of a monk knowing some medical skills? Weird? Besides, those women can’t conceive children and go to the temple to beg for help all day long.

Avalokitesvara, the monk actually knows best about women conceiving children. So you don't need to make a fuss. "

Hearing this, everyone nodded slightly, this excuse still made sense.

Fatty Liu said: "So, those infertile women who go to the temple to pray to Buddha and burn incense, and then successfully conceive children, are not the ones who sent their children to Guanyin to appear, but are the credit of the monks in the temple?"

Jie Se and Liu Jie pressed Fatty Liu down and beat him hard.

After beating him, Liu Jie said, "You just can't talk. What do you mean it's all the monks' credit? It was the monks who cured their infertility."

Everyone started to denounce Fatty Liu again. Fatty Liu apologized quickly and was fined three bowls of wine before everyone calmed down.

Ye Xiaochuan saw that everyone was trying to change the topic, which was not okay. He took great pains to guide the topic to childbirth, mainly targeting Li Qingfeng.

He said to Li Qingfeng, "Mr. Li, don't just drink in silence. Everyone has contributed their own secret recipes for childbirth. You can also talk about it. It's difficult for fairies to get pregnant. If everyone unifies the folk recipes they know and compiles them into a book, it may benefit countless people."

Li Qingfeng was almost drunk, shaking his head and said, "I... I don't know, and I'm not... interested in this matter."

Ye Xiaochuan was very generous. He had laid so much groundwork in the past just to escape the secret recipe in Li Qingfeng's stomach.

He only did it with Yu Linglong more than a dozen times, and Yu Linglong was still in a state of locking her yin essence, but he was able to make Yu Linglong's belly big. Who would believe you if you said there was no secret recipe?

He did not give up and asked again. As a result, Li Qingfeng leaned back and lay on the ground with his legs spread out, snoring. It seemed that he was not pretending, but was really drunk. Ye Xiaochuan was very depressed because he did not get Li Qingfeng's secret method. He asked the two to drag Li Qingfeng away, who was like a dead pig, so that his snoring would not disturb everyone's drinking pleasure.