Chapter 1691: Arguing Is an Art

Ye Xiaochuan did not find it strange that Qingying wanted to go to the edge of the Nether Sea to find a mermaid. He had asked Yun Qiyou to tell Qingying about the news about the mermaid on Tianhuo Island outside the Nether Sea before going to the heaven.

As for Qingying meeting Qilis, a foodie in the vast black forest, Ye Xiaochuan was a little surprised. Qingying even kidnapped Qilis, which made Ye Xiaochuan feel that this and that Qingying girl was not good enough. Simple.

There are only two roads to Tianhuo Island.

This first road was taken by Ye Xiaochuan and others, from Changbai Mountain into the Black Forest, through the Arctic Icefield to the coast of the North Sea. This road is quite dangerous. It has to cross the black forest and the arctic ice field. The climate, alien races and beast monsters are all dangerous. This second route is relatively simple. If the destination is the Underworld, you can skip the Black Forest and the Far North Icefield, go east from Changbai Mountain, enter the sea through the southern part of the Bohai Bay, and then fly north along the sea level, crossing the Bohai Bay. , the Black Sea, through the narrow Bering Strait and into the North Sea,

Along the summer ocean currents and monsoons, you don't need to deliberately look at the direction to be sent to the Sea of ​​​​Netherworld by the monsoons. At first, Ye Xiaochuan thought that Qingying, a little girl, would take the sea route to avoid the black forest and the arctic ice field. He didn't expect that this girl was so courageous. I heard that the alien races in the northern Xinjiang were about to make a move, and some wild monsters among the monster clan Wang Ye often appears, Qingying breaks in single-handedly, Ye

Xiaochuan felt that this might not be a coincidence, maybe it was for Qilisi.

"Why did she take Qilis away?"

Ye Xiaochuan touched his chin and muttered to himself in deep thought. Wanyan said without tears: "Why else? Among you righteous people, who doesn't have thoughts about Qilis? If I hadn't found out in time last time, Qilis would have been assassinated by your righteous disciples in the temple. I don't think that this time Lu Qingying suddenly appeared with the same plan.

Why are you looking for a mermaid? It's all a lie. Maybe Qilisi has been poisoned by her now! "

Ye Xiaochuan spit on her face.

This woman is really getting better and better with each passing day.

Qingying girl has spent so many days with Qilisi in the Qilin Mountain in Northern Xinjiang. With her methods, she wants to kill Qilisi. Even if Qilisi has a beast like ice unicorn beside her, it is impossible to protect her. Why bother? Take Qilis away. He said: "Fairy Wutear, I think you are overthinking. Maybe Miss Qingying took away Qilis because she didn't like your demon sect? As far as I know, the Thirty-Six Alien Races in the North have already More than two years ago, they began to gather and prepare for this catastrophe. They could send their troops southward at any time to rush to the aid of the Central Plains. As a result, after Qilisi arrived in Manbei, the matter of going south was put on hold, and the whole of Manbei seemed to have become yours. The back garden of the Demon Sect. Manbei is the Manbei of the human world, not the Manbei of your Demon Sect. If it were me, I would also take Qilis away. She is now just one in your Demon Sect.

A big fat puppet for eating and drinking! "Wanyan was furious without tears. Although she knew very well that the higher-ups of the Holy Religion sent Qilisi and so many masters to Northern Xinjiang just to control the power of Manbei. She also had a slight objection to this, but who said that Qilisi came from the Holy Religion? , such a powerful force as Manbei can only be controlled by Qilisi, so naturally she must capture it.

In the hands, the barbarians and monsters are not very smart, so it is best to be ruled by smart humans.

Regardless of the fact that the barbarian aliens and monsters in the north have no intention of going south to enter the pass under the leadership of the Holy Cult, if the war in the world really reaches a crisis, Wanyan Wulei believes that the big bosses of the Holy Cult will definitely let Qilisi lead troops to enter. close.

Now being ridiculed by Ye Xiaochuan, Wanyan's tearless face became a little confused.

As a result, the two people began to quarrel, both representing different camps and interests. The key is that the two people had received different ideological education since childhood, which led to their different beliefs.

Any problems and differences can be put aside, but once conflicts arise over the issue of faith, it will be a big trouble.

At first, the two people were sarcastic about each other, and then they sarcastically and sarcastically escalated to a high level of faith.

"Boy, be careful! Did you just say that the Holy Mother of the Netherworld and the Demon God of Kaitian are Yehu Zen? If you have the guts, say it again!" "You can say ten sentences! Listen to this name, it is both Netherworld and the Demon God. When you hear it, it means killing. Compared with the Great God Pangu and the Empress Nuwa whom we humans in Middle-earth believe in, what is the Holy Mother Demon God other than Yehu Chan? I even doubt whether these two guys are real?

The existence of the demon god created the world, and the Nether Virgin Mother nurtured all living beings. No matter how I heard it, I felt that it was plagiarized from my Middle-earth myth. The story of Pangu opening the world, and Nuwa creating all things..." Ye Xiaochuan became more and more enthusiastic as he talked, piously believing the disciples of the demon sect. The two gods are worthless for slandering them. Although this kid doesn't use swear words, he can only use a "fuck you" to support the scene. But if this kid satirizes a person, he can make the other person angry without even using a curse word. Smoke from the seven orifices

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Arguing and swearing is an art, and Confucius, the great sage of Chinese Confucianism, was a master at it.

The sage Kong scolded Ran Qiu: "If you are not my disciple, you can beat the drum and attack him!" This sentence means, "That grandson is not my disciple. You guys can copy him and kill him."

There are even more ruthless ones, such as Confucius said: "The one who started the figurines has no successors." This sentence is a direct curse to people who will have no children or grandchildren.

What else is there: "The beauty of a gentleman is not the evil of an adult, but the evil of a villain." In the past, Ye Xiaochuan always couldn't quarrel with the fairies, but he couldn't quarrel with those shrews. He planned to find some curse books to learn how to greet each other effectively and quickly. The female ancestor of the eighteenth generation later found that his foul language was really detrimental to his identity as a young and promising young hero, so he devoted himself to

He can learn from books that contain no curse words, not to mention that he has already begun to get a glimpse of the skills in this area.

In the past, when Ye Xiaochuan and Wanyan Wulei quarreled, it was always worse than death under Wanyan Wulei's cherry mouth.

After seeing Yan Wu's tearful body shaking today, it was obvious that he had achieved an overwhelming victory in this war of words. Wan Yan Wu Tears looked completely defeated. Under Ye Xiaochuan's eloquent words, she was completely powerless to resist.

Ye Xiaochuan was very proud at this moment, but he forgot a very important point...

It is said that a fierce woman is a tigress. A woman with a tearless face in a rage is not just a tigress, but ten times more terrifying than ten tigresses combined.

And women also have an exclusive right, that is, to be unreasonable, so the saint would say: "Only women and villains are difficult to raise." We haven't seen each other for a few months, but I didn't expect that Ye Xiaochuan's ability to curse people has improved, and he has no tears in his face. When you are so angry and embarrassed, how can you waste words with this kid? With a flick of his wrist, the Divine Whip of Sighing Farewell swept towards Ye Xiaochuan like a bolt of lightning.