Chapter 584 The Halitosis Method That Shocks the Heavens

Bang!!

Boom!!

Tang Seng was immediately stunned.

It is too sweet?

I just tried it before serving it, how could it be?

"Hahaha! Bald Donkey is going to be confused!"

Xiao Tangtang looked at the confused Tang Monk in the Jiuqu Panhuan Cave and laughed.

"The nine-headed lion is going to be pissed to death! Giggle!"

Xiao Mengmeng also felt extremely happy and said with a smile.

Little Susu on the side showed excitement with her big eyes and a constant smile on her face.

Nine curves in the cave.

Tang Seng was completely stunned!

This is impossible!

I obviously tried it myself before serving it.

Why is this still happening?

Tang Seng, who did not believe in evil, hurried forward, picked up a vegetable and started eating.

vomit!!!

Tang Seng couldn't stop vomiting. It tasted so sweet that it was indescribable.

Damn it!

What the hell is this?

Now Tang Seng's mind is full of questions and he looks puzzled.

"Damn bald donkey! Ugh. Ugh.. How dare you play... Ugh, me! You're dead! Oh, it's so uncomfortable!"

Jiuling Yuan Sheng looked depressed, as disgusted as if he had eaten an eagle excrement.

"Your Majesty! There must be something wrong. The monk has obviously tried it before serving it!"

Tang Seng continued to break out in cold sweat on his forehead, explaining with a sad look on his face.

Jiuling Yuan Sheng was too lazy to say anything more, and stared at Tang Seng closely with a fierce look in his eyes.

"Your Majesty! Give the little monk another chance! Now the little monk prepares meat immediately! This time the decision will not be wrong!"

Before Jiuling Yuansheng could reply, Tang Monk hurriedly left the cave.

Not long after, I caught a hare and came back, and I quickly dealt with it with quick hands and feet.

Then heat up the oil and stir-fry, and soon a fragrant stir-fried hare will come out of the pan.

Jiuling Yuan Sheng smelled the smell and couldn't help but feel happy.

The scent is fragrant, and this bald donkey looks pretty good!

Tang Seng on the side also rubbed his hands and watched Jiuling Yuan Sheng taste it expectantly.

"It looks good, I'll give it a try!"

Jiuling Yuan Sheng swallowed his saliva, picked up a piece of meat and tasted it.

As a result, his face was full of smiles at the beginning, but his brows gradually became more and more frowning.

"Your Majesty! How is it? There will be no problem this time!"

Tang Seng was shocked and felt something bad had happened.

"You! Forget it, just eat it yourself!"

Jiuling Yuansheng directly pushed the dish in front of Tang Seng, his expression still very strange.

Tang Seng hesitated for a moment, then grabbed a piece and tasted it.

Suddenly, I was shocked!

Damn it!

Why the hell did my rabbit meat taste like sweet potato?

Is this bald man a sweet potato?

Tang Seng felt like he was going crazy!

Thinking back on all this carefully, there is no problem at all!

But what’s going on with the sweet potato flavor?

What’s even better is the roasted sweet potatoes!

"Big... Your Majesty! The little monk is wondering if this rabbit turned into a sweet potato... Oops!"

Tang Seng's face turned ugly, and he kicked him in the middle of his explanation.

Bang!!

"Are you stupid or am I? The sweet potato turned into a rabbit! Do you believe it or not when I turned you into braised pork?"

Jiuling Yuansheng stood up angrily, his face extremely depressed.

I just want to have a delicious meal!

Why is it so difficult?

It's definitely the reason for this stupid bald ass!

If you waste food, you should be beaten!

At this moment, a voice came from outside the cave.

"Evil beast! I am a Buddhist saint. Hand over Tang Monk immediately, otherwise your cave will be destroyed today!"

Outside the cave, I put my hands behind my back and shouted with a majestic look.

Soon, Jiuling Yuan Sheng came out.

"Old man, you are too skinny and don't taste good. Just go and play by yourself!"

Jiuling Yuan Sheng glanced at me and was completely uninterested in that skinny figure.

I just feel like my head is full of black lines, what is this guy thinking!

Still want to eat me?

Good guy!

Sure enough, arrogant enough!

I didn't answer and just exploded with holy power.

A powerful attack instantly penetrated the space and headed towards Jiuling Yuansheng.

Bang!!

I, who was originally looking proud, couldn't help but be dumbfounded when the smoke and dust dispersed! I saw the Nine Spirits Yuansheng looking at me with a puzzled look, and it was all right.

This defense is exaggerated!

Although it was not your strongest move just now, you are too calm now!

Then I took out another sword and gave a quick shout.

The extremely sharp sword turned into a stream of light and slashed towards Jiuling Yuansheng.

Puff puff puff!!

I opened my eyes wide, and the magic sword of the innate spiritual treasure was like being pierced into the softest cotton.

It can’t harm Jiuling Yuan Sheng at all!

Looking at the trembling fat, I just felt that my understanding was subverted.

When the sword was taken back, the originally shining sword had become dim.

The originally straight sword became crooked, as if it had been squeezed by something heavy.

I was dumbfounded!

How to play this?

You can't break through people's defenses even if they stand still!

"Old man! Have you had enough fun? It's my turn!"

After the Nine Spirits Yuansheng said these words, he directly transformed into his true body.

Suddenly, a huge nine-headed lion appeared in my eyes.

I saw the nine heads of the nine lions approaching me at the same time.

"Come on! Let's see how many heads Pindao can kill you today!"

I said with a sneer.

I am a saint. Is it possible that all the monsters in Journey to the West can defeat a saint?

The nine-headed lion spirit didn't answer, and opened its huge mouth in front of me with its nine heads.

"Hmph! You're such an insignificant person, do you still want to eat me?"

I said disdainfully, and at the same time, my cultivation was constantly moving and I could take action to suppress it at any time.

I saw those nine heads exhaling at the same time.

My face changed wildly.

vomit!!!

"It stinks. It's disgusting. Your mouth is disgusting!!"

I immediately started vomiting crazily, and a disgusting stench filled the surrounding area.

What the hell!

The stench is irresistible even on the Avenue of Saints!

What the hell is this guy?!

Soon, my vision went dark and I fell to the ground.

There is still a lot of foam overflowing from the mouth.

"Hmph! My bad breath method that shocks the world has been tried and tested, old man, tremble!" The nine lions flicked their hair, indescribably cool.

Lingshan.

The corners of the mouths of the gods and Buddhas in the sky kept twitching, and they felt extremely cold in their hearts.

"It's so terrible! This bad breath made me faint!" "This nine-headed lion spirit is invincible! The terrible defense combined with this bad breath is so refreshing!"

"A moment of silence for Saint Lao Tzu! How much courage does it take to face such a strong stench!"

"I seem to smell the stench in Lingshan, vomit..."

The gods and Buddhas were really disgusted that there was such a monster in this world! All the saints in the Zixiao Palace looked at the nine-headed lion spirit with fear on their faces.

"Um...who is willing to save me and Tang Seng?"

Hongjun looked at the saints with an ugly expression.

Unexpectedly, all the saints turned their heads and looked away, and the scene was extremely quiet.

"Eh... This lion spirit is so disgusting! But it's interesting!"

Xiao Tangtang said with a smile.

"I think I want to commit suicide. Such a strong stench is really disgusting! Geez!"

Xiao Mengmeng was so excited that she never stopped laughing.

"If I had known this foodie had such skills, I would have thrown him to Lingshan!"

Little Susu rolled her eyes and said with a smile.

Hearing this, Tangtang and Mengmeng couldn't help but their eyes lit up... (End of this chapter)