Chapter 583 What the Hell Is This
Nine curves in the cave.
"That monkey, go to the back mountain to pick some fruits and come back. I don't have much in stock in the cave!"
Jiuling Yuan Sheng, who was still massaging, glanced at the monkey and gave instructions.
The monkey was stunned.
Good guy!
Why are you treating me as a worker?
"I'll ask the chef to come back later and make this bald donkey delicious. You can also eat some and consider it as reward for your hard work."
After thinking about it, Jiuling Yuansheng said indifferently.
Tang Seng, who was still massaging, was dumbfounded!
Damn it!
The little monk is still massaging you!
Is it really okay to just talk about eating it later?
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, Monk is really not delicious, why don't you try eating monkey?" Tang Monk massaged and suggested flatteringly.
The monkey on the side clenched his fists and looked at Tang Seng with a fierce look in his eyes.
"But, someone told me that you are an eminent monk... Anyway, it's delicious!"
Jiuling Yuansheng thought for a while and said.
"Your Majesty! Aren't you in need of a cook? The monk can do it, and you can even get a full-body massage after you've eaten!"
Hearing what Jiuling Yuansheng said, Tang Seng knew that his opportunity had come and said hurriedly.
"Thinking about it this way, it seems pretty good. Then you can try cooking some vegetables first!"
Jiuling Yuansheng thought for a while and nodded, agreeing with this statement.
When Tang Monk heard this, his eyes filled with tears.
At the same time, his eyes kept signaling to the monkey, think of a way to call for help! The monkey looked at Tang Seng speechlessly, is there something wrong with this guy's eyes? What are you looking at me for?
boom!!!
The monkey was hit by a giant fist and fell into the cave wall.
"You monkey, didn't you hear what I said? Go to the back mountain to pick fruits, I'm hungry!"
Jiuling Yuansheng looked at the monkey with an unhappy expression, then turned to Tang Monk and said:
"And you bald donkey, hurry up and cook! Otherwise, I'll still eat you!"
Tang Seng nodded hurriedly and went to cook.
Soon after, the monkey came out of the cave and came to the back mountain.
He looked at the bare fruit trees with a speechless expression.
Love is such a thing, it has no idea that it has eaten up all the fruits! After thinking about it, the monkey went directly to Lingshan.
"Sister, can this bald donkey know how to cook?"
Xiao Mengmeng looked at Tang Seng who was preparing carefully and asked doubtfully.
"It doesn't matter if he knows it or not, we can just let him know it!" Xiao Tangtang said indifferently.
Xiao Mengmeng's eyes lit up, she nodded and said with a smile.
"That's right, we will make Monk Tang happy later!"
Sanxian Island.
Li Changsheng looked at the Nine Spirits Yuansheng in Jiuqu Panhuan Cave, and suddenly he couldn't laugh or cry.
"The last one was still a green bull spirit who could write poetry, but this time he changed his head and turned into a nine-headed lion spirit who is a foodie?"
"Where on earth did the three little guys find such weird monsters!"
Li Changsheng couldn't help but feel that these monsters were so interesting.
"The three little guys have a lot of clever ideas. What I'm more curious about is, can Monk Tang really know how to cook?"
Nuwa showed interest and said with a smile.
"Sister, don't you understand? No matter whether he knows it or not, the little guys tell him not to know it!" Xihe thought for a while and said with certainty.
"Yes! This is so true. According to the little guys' thinking, this will definitely happen!"
Hou Tu also confirmed Xi He's statement and nodded.
"Then Tang Seng will probably be tricked, haha!"
Chang Xi smiled.
Everyone also smiled.
Destiny is supreme.
Dao Dao: “…..”
These three little guys are really free!
And you, Li Changsheng.
Why are you so idle?
Hurry up and upgrade to Honghuang!
What show are you watching here?
Da Dao looked at this westward journey and couldn't help but want to join the battlefield.
But it's a pity she can't go.
If it is sensed by Black Avenue.
I'm afraid Pangu will be even more unable to retreat.
"Boring, so boring."
"Li Changsheng doesn't know how to be a father at all, huh!"
Lingshan.
"Buddha! That nine-headed lion spirit is too much! He threatened to eat Tang Monk!"
"He even snatched away my grandson's magic weapon and asked the Buddha to give me the treasure!"
In the main hall, the monkey couldn't stop crying.
The three Buddhas frowned.
The monkey is indeed here again!
well!
The Six Saints in Zixiao Palace looked at the monkey, and the corners of their mouths couldn't help but twitch.
This monkey really thinks Buddhism is a treasure house or something!
How many treasures have been given as rewards?
It’s all gone without return!
Hongjun put his hand on his forehead, not knowing why.
Now I feel a headache whenever I see monkeys coming to Lingshan!
This Buddhism is almost empty by him, right?
"Measuring calamity is important, and we can't ignore it. Do you have any good suggestions?"
Hongjun looked around at the saints and asked.
As a result, all the saints were silent, and the past events were still vivid in their minds.
I’m really scared!
Hongjun was speechless, but he was still speaking eloquently just now.
What can I say that Jiuling Yuansheng has little connection with Tang Seng and his disciples?
Damn it!
Even Tang Monk wants to eat this foodie now, so it doesn’t matter much!
"Let me go! It seems that the nine-headed lion spirit is just because of its fat body and its defense is a bit better!"
I sighed and said slowly.
After all, Qing Niu Jing was saved by a monkey that time, so go and try it yourself.
Hongjun nodded happily.
After a while, I left Daluotian.
Arrive directly at Jiuqu Panhuan Cave.
Nine curves in the cave.
"You bald donkey, are you kidding me? Where's the meat?"
Jiuling Yuansheng looked at the table of vegetarian dishes and looked at Tang Seng with a fierce expression.
"Your Majesty! You don't have any meat here. These are all picked by the monks nearby!"
"The vegetarian food made by the young monk is delicious! Please try it!"
Seeing Jiuling Yuansheng's fierce expression, Tang Seng said hurriedly.
After thinking about it, Jiuling Yuansheng tried to eat it.
vomit!!
I saw Jiuling Yuan Sheng vomited after taking the first bite, raised his fist and punched it.
Boom!!
Tang Seng vomited blood and flew out, falling heavily to the ground.
"I suspect you bald donkey did it on purpose! Is this thing eaten by monsters? Are you going to kill me?"
Jiuling Yuan Sheng was furious. He had never eaten such an unpalatable dish!
Tang Seng was confused!
How is this possible!
I still know my cooking skills well.
Although it is not very good, it is still very handy for making vegetarian dishes!
Thinking like this, Tang Monk hurriedly stepped forward to taste the vegetarian food he had fried.
vomit!!!
Tang Seng was dumbfounded!
Is the salt here different from others?
Not much!
What the hell is this?
It's so salty that I'm going to vomit!
"Your Majesty! Give me another chance! There must be something wrong!"
Tang Seng said after spitting out the food in his mouth.
"Then hurry up. I'm hungry. If that doesn't work, I'll eat you!"
Jiuling Yuansheng rubbed his big belly and said threateningly.
Tang Seng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and nodded hurriedly.
It’s over, it’s over!
Why hasn't Wukong come yet?
The little monk can't stand it any longer!
Soon after, Tang Seng prepared dishes and filled the table.
"Why is there no meat?"
Jiuling Yuansheng said with a depressed look.
"We are in a hurry now, but I will definitely do it next time! Please give it a try, your Majesty!"
Tang Monk swallowed his saliva and looked at Jiuling Yuansheng expectantly.
Shaking his head, the impatient Jiuling Yuansheng tasted the dishes again.
vomit!!!
Tang Monk was stunned when he heard the sound!
Damn it!
Still coming?
I saw Jiuyuan Spirit Saint raised his right foot and kicked Tang Monk away fiercely:
"Are you kidding me? You were too salty just now, and now you are so sweet? Old bald donkey, I think you don't want to live... vomit!!" (End of Chapter)