Chapter 530 Blind Date! (3rd Update!)

After asking in surprise, Dana seemed to think that the question he asked was a bit strange, and Dana couldn't wait to ask:

"No, your crappy company can still make intercontinental missiles?"

"Are you crazy?"

"How can your company make intercontinental missiles?"

"Is intercontinental missile a fucking cabbage technology? Can any stall on the roadside make it?"

"Why do I hear you talk about launching intercontinental missiles and making intercontinental missiles, just like you ordering food at a roadside stall?"

"Are you crazy?"

"Testing an intercontinental missile at this juncture?"

"I think you are crazy. If you weren't crazy, you wouldn't do this."

After asking a lot of questions incoherently and not hearing any response from the person on the other side, Dana's panicked heart slowly calmed down.

The hand holding the phone turned white when squeezing it.

For a long time, his pounding heart was completely suppressed, and all the messy questions in his mind disappeared. Taking a deep breath, Dana asked the person on the other side of the phone what he was thinking:

"Intercontinental missiles, do you want to sell them?"

Six simple words, with a slight hint of doubt, were transmitted to the other side of the phone very clearly.

A few seconds later, Lin Yu's yelling voice came from the phone:

"You Americans are really crazy lunatics. Can that thing be sold?"

"You bunch of idiots!"

"I fucking remembered, you guys dropped a lot of nuclear weapons! You guys, you can't even see the knife in your own hand. You guys are really bullshit."

"I will write a report later and ask people from the foreign affairs department to submit it to the United Nations, demanding a thorough inventory of your nuclear weapons arsenal."

"Check how many nuclear weapons you have lost!"

"Shit!"

The series of insults made Dana touch his nose in embarrassment.

How do you say this?

It's hard to say.

This world is a huge grass-roots team. Since it is a grass-roots team, it is normal for mistakes to occur.

As long as the nuclear bomb doesn't explode, that's fine.

Moreover, these discarded nuclear weapons are basically in America and cannot be exploded elsewhere, so it is not a big problem.

Moreover, he is only the commander of the Pacific Theater. In terms of nuclear weapons, the nuclear weapons he has access to are nuclear submarine missiles.

That thing is easier to take care of.

Those nuclear weapons lost are all the Air Force and Army’s business and have nothing to do with me!

Um! No need to take the blame on yourself!

Throwing away the iron pot in his mind, Dana spoke again and said to the person on the other end of the phone: "Then you should get the announcement out as soon as possible. I will contact the person here."

After saying that, he hung up the phone and turned to contact the intelligence department under the Pacific Theater.

More than half an hour later, a unique piece of information appeared on his desk.

[China is preparing to test-fire an intercontinental missile at 7:50 a.m. on May 17. This test is only to obtain data and is not aimed at anyone. It is an empty warhead. Thank you. 】

After seeing this information, Dana rubbed his head a little, picked up the phone on the table, and dialed Raffield's number.

The defense minister has not officially resigned yet and is still shining.

…………

Lanling, in the dormitory of the Rocket R&D Center.

Lin Yu stood in front of the full-length mirror and kept gesturing with the clothes in his hands. Zhou Changyao and Qian Duoduo squatted behind him and kept handing over the clothes at his urging.

"The suit... isn't custom-made, it doesn't look good."

"The sweatshirt... looks weird and doesn't look good."

"Casual clothes, baggy, boring."

After picking and choosing for a long time, he put on a shiny white silk shirt, a pair of black jeans on his lower body, and a pair of black leather shoes on his feet.

Standard black and white combination, the upper body is white and the lower body is black.

He turned around twice in front of the mirror. He turned around and in front of Qian Duoduo and Zhou Changyao, he made an "eight" motion with his right hand to support his chin, posed, and kept ogling the two of them while whispering questions. Said: "Isn't he handsome?"

This simple question caused a look of astonishment to appear in the eyes of the two people opposite. They looked at each other and nodded reluctantly.

"Handsome, handsome, very handsome!"

"You are the most handsome!"

"The factory director is the most handsome!"

"You are the most handsome in the world!"

After praising Lin Yu, he turned to look at the time on the wall and found that it was almost the appointed time. Zhou Changyao pushed and pulled Lin Yu out of the room.

Then he pushed Qian Duoduo out: "Hurry up and let him be normal."

When the two young men disappeared from sight, Zhou Changyao pursed his lips, took out his mobile phone, found the number marked as a scammer, and dialed it:

"He Qingyang, I remember you said when you came to the staff department before that your student had a dream."

"In his dream, it seemed like he had never been married in his life, right?"

"I'm not calling to curse him. I just want to ask him if he has ever been in contact with ordinary girls. If so, how is his usual behavior?"

"What? You don't know? You loser!"

After hanging up the phone while cursing, Zhou Changyao put his phone in his pocket, returned to the dormitory, changed his clothes, found sunglasses and put them on, and put a peaked cap on his head.

Then he took two guards and sneaked out.

Lanling People's Park, next to Jiefang Road.

Li Rumeng, wearing a white dress and carrying a shoulder bag, stood quietly at the intersection, her eyes occasionally glancing at passing vehicles.

And the pedestrians around.

Not seeing what she wanted to see, she lowered her head again and looked at the watch on her left hand.

Finally, when the minute hand pointed to 14:50, a Passat with a license plate number of 6666 stopped in front of her.

Then a very good-looking boy got out of the car, with a smile on his face, slowly came to the front, extended his right hand forward, and asked in a voice as harmonious as the spring breeze:

"Hello, Miss Zhou! I am Lin Yu!"

The wind in May blew between the two of them, gently, bringing a little bit of coolness to Lanling entering summer.

Just like the current situation of the two.

Looking at the hand in front of her, Li Rumeng didn't know whether she should reach out or turn her head away.

The license plate number can match.

The appearance and name can match.

But the problem is...

Who is Miss Zhou?

After pursing her thin lips, she still extended her right hand, gently grasped the outstretched right hand, and let it go in an instant.

There were calluses on the palm of her hand and the index finger.

That was the characteristic of holding a gun and a pen for many years.

But the hand was very delicate and soft.

Letting go of her hand, Li Rumeng raised her right hand, gently fiddled with the broken hair on her forehead, and said as bright as stars: "Hello, my name is Li Rumeng, not Miss Zhou."

"My grandfather asked me to come for a blind date."

Silence, deathly silence.

Lin Yu slowly lowered his head and began to recall the conversation with Zhou Changyao.

It seemed... From the beginning to the end, Zhou Changyao just asked him if he wanted a wife, and if he did, he would call her over.

And he only told him that the blind date was the daughter of his eldest brother.

The eldest brother is the eldest, the son is the eldest, and the daughter is also the eldest.

He didn't ask the name before, and he didn't ask the name when he went out just now. I subconsciously thought it was Zhou.

This damn old man!

Next time, I must find a place to dig a hole and trap him in it.

Closing his eyes, taking a few deep breaths, and forcibly suppressing his thoughts, Lin Yu once again extended his right hand: "Hello, Li Rumeng..."

"How old are you?"

"24!" Li Rumeng answered expressionlessly.

"Then... Hello, sister Li Rumeng, I am your blind date Lin Yu."

The calm words made Li Rumeng sigh with despair, and once again extended his right hand, gently shook it, and let it go.

"Hello, brother Lin Yu, I am your blind date sister Li Rumeng."

"Get in the car!"

After waiting for the passenger to get in the car, Lin Yu stepped on the accelerator and drove towards Zhongxing Building in the city.

Asked the front desk for a private room, sat down, Lin Yu blocked the menu in front of himself, and slowly looked at the person opposite with the help of the menu and the angle between his eyes.

The person opposite had long hair draped over his shoulders, an oval face, light makeup, not much eyebrows, and the color of the eyebrows was a little thicker, and a little sharp.

At a glance, Lin Yu suddenly felt that the person in front of him was more suitable for the gardens of Gusu.

He had a kind of beautiful girl.

Overall, he was the type he liked.

He withdrew his eyes from the other person's face and fell on the menu. After looking at it for a while, he handed the menu to the other person: "Order!"

After being a little polite, Li Rumeng picked up the menu and looked at the dishes on the menu. She subconsciously tilted her head and tried to think about which dish she liked from the names of the dishes.

After a long time, she looked at the person opposite: "Which dishes do you recommend?"

"Do you like sweet or salty, or spicy?"

"Whatever!"

"You can order anything on the menu."

With that sentence, Li Rumeng was choked to death.

After staring at the menu for a while, she poked her head out from behind the menu, looked at Lin Yu and asked, "What's your budget?"

"No upper limit."

The simple four words made Li Rumeng's temples throb. Pressing her hand on her forehead, she handed the menu to the waiter, "Then you can just look at the dishes that cost 500 yuan!"

The waiter got the order, asked about the requirements for hot and cold soup dishes, wrote it down in a notebook, and turned to walk out of the private room.

There were no extra people in the room. Li Rumeng put her hands on the table, crossed her fingers, pursed her lips and thought for a long time, then opened her mouth and asked in a clear voice:

"Brother Lin Yu, in your imagination, what kind of person do you think your other half should be?"

"Normal person!"

The calm voice said the three calm words. Although the voice was as clear as the spring breeze in March, it still made Li Rumeng's smile stagnate.

At the same time, her right hand pressed her left hand, and her heart kept giving herself hints.

Don't be angry, don't be angry, definitely don't be angry.

Geniuses have their own unique ideas. You just need to follow their brain circuits and never get angry.

Never, ever get angry!

After comforting herself for a long time, Li Rumeng smiled again, her beautiful eyes narrowed into crescents, and she smiled again and asked:

"Then Brother Lin Yu, can you tell me what kind of person can be called a normal person?"

On the other side, hearing the question from the blind date, Lin Yu naturally raised his left hand, broke off his fingers, and counted a little bit:

"First of all, you must be able to express your needs correctly."

"For example, when eating, you can order whatever you want. Don't say it's up to you, and don't say anything is fine."

"If you want to buy something or go out, just say it directly. There's no need to beat around the bush."

"Secondly, you should be able to correctly express what you think."

"What does the old saying say? A harsh word hurts people in June, but a kind word warms them in three winters."

"If you are ruthless and swear at people crazily, don't say that you are thinking about others in your heart."

"Then you should have a sense of boundaries."

"Finally, you should be able to control your emotions. We are all adults. We can be shot after we turn 18, so we must control our emotions."

"This is what I want from my other half. I wonder what Sister Rumeng wants from her other half?"

After saying what she thought in a few words, Lin Yu blinked her big eyes and looked at the other side with curiosity, waiting for the other side's response.

Facing those big eyes, Li Rumeng pressed the chair with both hands, quietly moved to the side, and moved herself away from that gaze.

These requirements are in a quantum superposition state.

It's not difficult to say, but it's not difficult. It's not difficult to say, but it's very difficult.

She thought she was not a saint, so she'd better just eat a meal and run.

After a few minutes, there was no response from the person on the other side. Considering the action of the other side moving the stool just now, Lin Yu didn't say more, but started to ask Li Rumeng on the other side about some personal hobbies.

"Travel? Travel is good. It purifies the soul and broadens your horizons. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, and meet thousands of people."

"Do you like baking? Then let me ask you a question. Which is better, a cold baguette or a cold bread?"

"Watch a movie? A horror movie? I don't watch horror movies!"

"Science fiction movies? It's okay, but in recent years, American science fiction movies have begun to take the space opera route, which is boring."

"Is Paris full of civilization? It's okay. The robbery rate on the streets is higher than that in China."

"How many gunmen are there in America? I don't know, but the civilian consumption of bullets is about 500 million rounds every year."

"There is a chef in Yanjing who is very good at making a dish of braised green onions. The green onions he made taste like sea cucumbers? He just lacked supplies. I heard about the follow-up. Once he made a dish of braised green onions, and then ate a meal of KFC with the braised green onions."

An hour and a half later, Li Rumeng almost ran out of the room as if he was escaping.

As soon as she walked out of the restaurant, she was pulled aside by Zhou Changyao.

After finding a place to sit down, she began to complain: "It's impossible to talk about this. I asked him what his ideal partner is like, and he said it's a normal person."

"I mentioned high heels, and he said that high heels didn't have a good meaning when they were first invented."

"I mentioned Scotland, and he mentioned the Scottish kilt."

"I mentioned the Egyptian pyramids, and he said that those people had nothing to do after eating."

"I mentioned ancient Greek civilization, and he said that the Roman orthodoxy was in India."

"In short, he can follow up on any topic I talk about, but the problem is that his angles are very tricky, so tricky that it's ridiculous."

"It's just amazing!"

Listening to his niece's complaints, Zhou Changyao silently took out his mobile phone, found the number marked as a scammer and dialed it:

"He Qingyang, I finally know why your apprentice is single!"