Chapter 70 Stealing NPC
"Azeroth...is this another world? Who are you..." Sean looked at Mo Qiong's trumpet and asked respectfully.
After experiencing the unspeakable horror of the computer desktop, he became more honest than ever.
He who already had great respect for the Holy Priest was now even more in awe.
The power of the Holy Priest is understandable. Whether it is riding a dragon, resurrecting, or using the Holy Light, it can be said that his magical attainments are too powerful.
However, the world like before, the closed and oppressive space, the absurd and chaotic material structure, the indescribable cutting, copying and pasting, and even renaming and deletion... just looking at it made him tremble from the bottom of his heart.
When Mo Qiong right-clicked on him, he could feel a kind of panic radiating from the depths of his soul. As long as Mo Qiong clicked to uninstall, he would be destroyed.
He could feel that all his information was exposed to the eyes of an existence that he could not look up to. Once he checked his details, he would be erased by an infinitely grand impact and removed from the very foundation of his existence.
"You can call me Magic Ball." Mo Qiong said.
"Great magic ball, you can do anything you want me to do, please don't exile me..." Sean begged lying on the ground, and he regarded its existence on the desktop as an exile.
Although the Azeroth in front of me is also quite strange, at least it looks like a world, with mountains, water, towns and life.
"You are too weak. You must at least become a god to help me." Mo Qiong said.
"..." Sean trembled and whispered: "Only when I become a god can I help you?"
"It's just possible. You must first be able to protect yourself as much as possible and not be easily killed. This is just a prerequisite. I will arrange for you to learn some knowledge later." Mo Qiong said.
Sean seemed to understand. He couldn't understand what Mo Qiong was. Just taking him to another world was beyond imagination.
"What should I do?" As he said this, Sean dug a handful of dirt on the ground.
Mo Qiong was shocked. It was expected that he could exist in Azeroth, but he didn't expect that he could destroy the terrain.
But if you think about it carefully, what Sean can do in his own world, as Mo Qiong's arrow, he can naturally do in the game world. It was as if Sean was playing a game called Real Life in Warcraft.
As a living person, he has many features here that gamers don't.
Such as cutting down trees, such as digging soil, such as giving birth to children...
"Can you see the names of these people?" Mo Qiong asked.
Sean looked at the NPCs on the side and said blankly: "What's the name? Is the name still visible? How about I ask him?"
Mo Qiong said it was casual and saw Sean go to talk to the NPC, but the NPC just answered him with some fixed lines.
"What does he mean?" Sean was confused.
Mo Qiong thought for a moment and said, "Take off his clothes and put them on, then ride the horse away and follow me."
Sean obeyed honestly and took off his clothes directly, then stripped off the armor of the Sheriff of Goldsmith Town and put it on himself.
Mo Qiong watched from the side, tutted, picked up Sean's discarded clothes and stuffed them into his backpack.
After changing into the Sheriff's clothes, Sean didn't look so out of place. The originally dazzlingly real image was wrapped in the distorted clothes, and his style of painting seemed to be much integrated with the world of Azeroth. With his face covered, he couldn't even tell that he was a real person.
After Sean changed his clothes, he directly took away the horse tied to the roadside in Goldshire, got on it and rode it.
As a knight, of course he can ride a horse. At this moment, he rode away the horse in the background as if he had stolen a horse. No NPC came to take care of it.
Look at the Sheriff again, naked, wearing only a pair of underpants, standing at the entrance of the village, his face full of determination, and he has no objection to the act of stripping off clothes and stealing horses.
Mo Qiong took out his mount and took him towards Stormwind City.
Not long after, a player who was practicing the hunter's trumpet quickly ran over and asked the Sheriff to hand over a task. When he saw the naked Sheriff, he was shocked on the spot.
"Fuck! What's going on!"
Of course the Sheriff wouldn't answer him. The Hunter's trumpet immediately took a screenshot and found that the task could still be handed in.
"Haha, is this a display bug?" The hunter's trumpet didn't pay much attention to it, just treating it as a fun fact. After all, it is possible that the clothes suddenly no longer display in the game, or the hair disappears and becomes bald.
After he handed in the mission and left, he also ran towards Stormwind City.
When he arrived at the gate of Stormwind City, he found a group of Stormwind Royal Cavalry Guards approaching, but all nine guards were naked.
"What's going on? Where are the Royal Guards' armors? And where are the horses? Why are they infantry?" The hunter trumpet was shocked.
The Royal Horse Guards were originally extremely handsome, but now they were transformed into a group of muscular men striding around in formation in their underpants, which was a sight to behold.
People often pass by the gate of Stormwind City, and more and more people follow them after seeing the Royal Goblan Guards.
"It's so annoying. Will this bug recover?"
"I don't know, even the weapons and horses are gone,"
They took a screenshot of the scene and sent it to the guild group. After chatting for a while, they each left.
However, not long after, someone else said in the group: "Go to the King's Hall quickly! The King is gone too!"
Everyone was horrified and hurried to the King's Hall, where they saw that young Anduin had lost all his weapons and armor.
Now everyone feels uncomfortable. As the leader of the alliance, what kind of behavior is this? This will definitely become a meme and spread widely, especially among tribal players, who will definitely make this a laughing stock.
"It has been passed on that our guild has a tribal pig trumpet."
"Are you kidding! Call customer service and ask them to fix it!"
"Aren't there any naked NPCs there?"
"No, damn, why didn't this bug happen to their Queen Xi?"
"You... have a good idea..."
Several players who only played League looked sadly at the king standing in the hall, naked and calm, and hurriedly took out their mobile phones to call customer service.
He was scolded right away: "What are you doing! Is the server being messed with by the air conditioner repairman again? You know Anduin is gone!"
"Sorry sir, what's the problem with the server? I will record it and report it..." the customer service said warmly.
Alliance players shouted: "Anduin is gone! His armor and weapons are all gone, and so are the Royal Guards."
"Uh..." The customer service was a little confused.
The player continued: "I heard that the Sheriff of Goldsmith Town has also been wiped out. I'm confused. Why are bugs only targeting people from our alliance? Why is there nothing in the tribe? Why isn't Queen Xi also wiped out? Huh?"
The customer service said hurriedly: "The clothes are gone, right? This is a bug. I will explain the situation to the boss and they will fix it as soon as possible."
"Is the repair complete? Someone has already taken a screenshot of the tribal pig! Why should the tribe be fine? Why don't you let Queen Xi die too?" Alliance players said excitedly.
"Sir, of course this is not possible..." the customer service said speechlessly.
"Why not? Our king is naked, let their queen be naked too, why should they cheat our alliance? I doubt this is a bug. How can there be a bug that even loses its horses? The cavalry has become infantry! You are Isn’t it aimed at our alliance? Now that King Wa is dead, the new king can be shameless, right? It’s hard for King Wa to speak in the spirit of heaven, right?”
The customer service couldn't laugh or cry: "Of course this can't be for any camp..."
"How come it's not targeted? How can Anduin be king in the future? Why don't you change your leader!" Alliance players said excitedly.
"Sorry, sir, the game update issue is Heavy Rain's work and we will not interfere," the customer service said.
After talking for a while, the alliance player reluctantly hung up.
It was unrealistic to expect the tribe to lose someone as well. He was just venting his anger, so he had no choice but to admit his bad luck.
When he was bored, he flew to the transfiguration master to change the appearance of his suit.
Now in this game, if you want to say which NPC has the most people in front of you, it's either the auction house or the transmogrifier.
As soon as I walked over, I saw someone complaining: "Eh? Where is the transfiguration master?"
A group of people were jumping around the house in confusion. The transfiguration master who was supposed to be standing there disappeared at some point.
"What? The NPC is gone?"
More and more people are gathering here, and everyone is looking for the transfiguration master.
"Transfiguration masters don't run around, look for them quickly."
"See if there are any in the river!" Some people jumped directly into the river to look for them.
Others flew to the roof and were already being searched nearby.
He even asked the guards about the location of the transfiguration master.
However, the guards still marked the shop, even though there was no transfiguration master inside.
"I'm afraid he wasn't killed?" someone said.
NPCs in the game can be killed, including their alliance bosses, but they must be hostile tribe players.
"Isn't it possible? The tribe is calling?"
"No, there are so many of us here, how come I don't know when they killed them?"
Just as they were wondering, another player soon discovered other anomalies: "Come on! The enchantment trainer is gone!"
"Where's the engineering NPC?"
"The alchemy trainer is gone too!"
"Holy crap, where did the NPC in the Void Warehouse go?"
In just ten minutes, the alliance players in the main city looked for NPCs everywhere, and finally found that all professional trainers and material dealers of all living professions were gone, including all professional instructors, even transmogrifiers, warehouse managers, and flight managers. Missing!
Even the merchant NPCs they never patronized were all missing, including cloth, leather, lock, plate armor dealers, weapons dealers, backpack dealers, medicine dealers, and even guild merchants.
Even the arms dealer NPC who used reputation and honor in exchange for things is gone.
In such a huge main city, there are only some useless NPCs left, and all functional NPCs are missing!
"What the hell! Where is the NPC!"
"We were massacred? When did it happen? Why didn't I know?"
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