Chapter 167 The Big-Headed Eight-Eyed Son of God

Paimeng touched his bulging belly with a happy face, leaning on the chair and said: "It's so comfortable to eat, Liyue is still good, there are so many different dishes to eat."

"The dishes cooked by Master Mao are also delicious."

When Master Mao came up, he heard Paimeng's sigh and said: "Hahaha, as long as you like it, are you satisfied with the food?"

Ying nodded and said: "Not bad."

"These fried tofu dishes are also well done, I am very satisfied." Yae Shenzi said with a smile.

Master Mao suddenly thought of something and said to Ying: "By the way, Traveler, if you go together, I will ask you to take care of my Xiangling. She is not an easy person to deal with."

Xiangling heard Master Mao say this about herself, and replied with some dissatisfaction: "Dad! Why do you say that to me!"

Master Mao lowered his head and glanced at Xiangling and said expressionlessly: "What kind of person you are, don't I know? When you go out, you can't be too casual, learn more about the reliability of the travelers."

"Don't worry, we are friends, we will definitely take care of each other!" Paimeng replied.

"Guoba is back, too, and is doing somersaults at the door."

Paimong suggested, "Then let's pack up and go."

Ying: "."

Can you ask for my opinion? We just came back from Inazuma, are we going to run out again?

"Liusu, Zhongli, let's go first."

The Great Compassion Tree King replied, "Go."

Ying followed Paimong out with a look of discomfort.

"Travelers are really busy. Just after coming back to eat, someone came to me." Yae Shenzi said with a smile while covering her mouth.

Klee answered excitedly, "Honorary Knight Sister is a good person. She can help many people solve their problems, and everyone likes her."

"What about Ying, what do you say? Everyone is looking for targets everywhere for the so-called Chef King Competition. You are not going to sit here and do nothing, are you?"

"I, I know, but I am unfamiliar with Liyue, and I don't know who to ask." Ying replied helplessly after hearing what the Great Compassion Tree King said.

"I think Ying will make the same dishes no matter who he asks." Yae Shenzi expressed his opinion at this time.

Because in the eyes of the Eightfold God, no matter how good Ying's cooking is, the excessive thunder element is unpalatable for ordinary people.

Ying turned his head and looked at the Eightfold God expressionlessly and said: "Do you mean that my cooking is unpalatable?"

"No, ahaha, the weather is really good today." The Eightfold God changed the subject.

It's not a question of whether it can be eaten, but whether you can see the sun the next day after eating it.

"Grandpa, have you eaten Ying's cooking?" Wendy suddenly asked.

Zhongli replied: "No."

"Didn't Liusu say that Ying's cooking is delicious? With her picky taste, she actually said it's delicious, so it must be good. I want to try it too." Wendy analyzed, touching her chin.

"Hehehe."

After hearing Wendy's words, the Eightfold God looked at him sympathetically, revealing an awkward but polite smile.

Klee said excitedly: "Klee wants to eat too, Klee wants to eat too."

Nashida: "."

"Let's not talk about this. We two came here in a hurry. Have you arranged a place to stay?" The Eightfold God changed the subject.

"No." Zhongli replied expressionlessly.

"You won't let us find a place to sleep by ourselves, will you? What about Mora? We didn't bring Mora."

Zhongli replied, "Well, I don't have Mora."

Yaye Shenzi: "???"

"You, you are..." Yaye Shenzi was about to say something, but it was a bit inappropriate to say vaguely: "How can there be no Mora? Even if there is no Mora, with your identity, you can just greet her casually, right?"

Zhongli took a sip of tea and explained, "You are talking about the former Rock King Emperor. Now, in Liyue, the Rock King Emperor has passed away, so the identity of the Rock King Emperor is not applicable in Liyue. Now there is only Zhongli, the guest official of the Rebirth Hall, but the business of the Rebirth Hall has been sluggish in recent years, so I don't have Mora to use."

"What about Liusu?" Yaye Shenzi turned his head and looked at the Great Compassion Tree King.

"She was the same. When the traveler went to Inazuma, she also passed away." Zhongli answered slowly.

"So, none of us at the table have Mora?" After saying this, Yae Goddess looked around at everyone, and everyone she saw, including Nashida, looked at each other unnaturally.

Only Klee looked up with excitement, as if she was telling Yae Goddess that she had Mora.

"Goddess, it's normal for gods to not have Mora, you don't have to make a fuss." Ying pulled Yae Goddess and said to comfort him.

Yae Goddess rubbed his head and said angrily: "How is it normal? It's not normal for Morax to not have Mora."

"And you, except for me and Klee, you are all gods. Five gods can't make up one Mora?"

Vendy tilted his head and said: "Hey!"

Zhongli: (drinking tea.jpg)

Nashida:

Ying: "--!"

The Great Compassion Tree King touched his chin and thought: "Actually, I used to have Mora."

"You don't have only a little Mora, do you?" Yae Goddess's mood is now unstable. She suspects that if these people are not gods, they can all starve to death outside.

"Well, Liusu still has a lot of Mora, probably hundreds of billions." Zhongli explained slowly.

"Oh? It's so much, then come up with a little bit. We just need a place to stay." Upon hearing this, Yae Shenzi realized that although the woman in front of him was disdainful, she was still quite reliable at critical moments.

"But." Zhongli said this and paused.

"But?" After hearing Zhongli's words, Yae Shenzi looked over in confusion.

"However, Gan Yu, who is Liusu's wallet, has already gone on a trip with Yu Hengxing, so Liusu has no money now." Zhongli said quietly.

Yae Shenzi: "???"

"So, why would you give your money to someone else for safekeeping?"

The Daci Tree King replied seriously: "Because I'm lazy and have to pay for things. It's so troublesome. Giving these to Gan Yu can save me a lot of trouble."

"What about now? Now that they are traveling, won't you not be able to get the money?"

King Daci Shu replied calmly: "It's okay. I don't have many places to use my money. It's okay if I don't use Mora for a while."

"You don't have to, but we need it!" Yae Shenzi felt his head hurt.

Ying looked at the furious Yae Shenzi and whispered from the side: "Actually, I don't need it either."

"Yeah, we actually don't need Mora that much." King Daci Shu concluded.

Nacida echoed excitedly: "Me too!"

"Hey, I think Liusu is right." Wendy agreed.

Zhongli nodded and said, "In terms of universal rationality, this is indeed the case."

Yae Shenzi: "6."

So why these gods haven't starved to death yet, she really couldn't understand.

"Then what should we do now? When we come to Liyue, you can't really let us sleep on the streets, right?" Yae Shenzi said with a bitter face.

"That's not true. My house is quite big. You can come over and have a rest." King Daci Shu said.

"You have a place to live at home, why didn't you tell me at first?"

King Daci Shu spread his hands and said, "You didn't even ask. You only asked if we had any mora looking for a hotel, and you didn't ask if my house was enough for people to live in."

Yae Shenzi: "."

So tired, my heart is so tired, Yae Shenzi now feels the gap between himself and the gods, not only in terms of strength, but also in the brain circuits. The cognition of these gods is different from his own.

In the end, Yae Shenzi followed King Daci Shu back to the courtyard of her home in a daze.

At the same time, Paimon, Xiangling and the troubled traveler began to look for targets with interesting ideas.

When passing by the Hall of Purity, Paimon pointed at Hutao standing at the door of the Hall of Purity and suddenly said: "When it comes to interesting ideas, Hutao can definitely give refreshing opinions. I think this is the first stop. Bar!"

"Hmm? Did someone call this Hall Master's name?"

Hutao turned around and said, "Oh, it turns out to be Paimon, Traveler, and Xiangling!"

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Xiangling showed an expression as if she suddenly remembered something and said, "Yes, why did I forget you!"

Hu Tao touched her chin and said, "You don't have any motive in your tone. Do you want to ask me for something?"

"Hutao, let me ask you. What food do you like to eat?" Xiangling asked.

After listening to Xiangling's words, Hutao thought for a moment and replied: "What kind of food should I eat... I was suddenly asked like this, and I really can't answer it."

Paimon spread his hands and said, "Wutao actually has times when he can't speak. It's really incredible."

"No matter how sharp-tongued the bird is, it's normal for it to take a break, right? It's the same for me."

After hearing what Hutao said, Paimon scratched his head and said, "Can birds be described as resting..."

"Even trees can catch fish, why can't birds close their doors?" Ying complained.

Being stunned by Ying's words, Paimon replied with a tangled look on his face: "Yeah, that's right too."

"That's it, Hutao, just say whatever you want."

After Paimong finished speaking, Xiang Ling echoed: "Yeah, don't think so carefully, just tell me your favorite dish! I'm doing a poll."

"I see, I see, are you going to make a new dish? Let's agree first, don't make anything too weird! Boiled fish and shrimp dumplings are enough!"

After hearing Hutao's answer, Xiangling touched her chin and thought: "Boiled fish with shrimp dumplings? Isn't it very ordinary?"

Hutao explained with a look of aftertaste: "Ordinary, but not ordinary. Think about it, boiled fish is hot and fragrant. This is a vegetable. Pair this kind of dish with a shrimp dumpling, and the shrimp dumpling will become quiet." do you understand?"

"move?"

Xiangling suddenly thought of something and said excitedly: "You know how to make moving dishes! Slime slippery."

Hearing the strange dish that Xiangling was about to talk about, Hutao quickly interrupted and explained: "It's not that moving! Although the dish is food, it also has its own unique atmosphere. Look at the boiled fish, it's red and spicy! Yes! There is irritation in the eyes, ears, mouth and nose, which is called movement.”

"The shrimp dumplings are crystal clear, fresh and pure, which is called tranquility. The combination of movement and tranquility complements each other just like a talented man and a beautiful woman!"

After listening to Hu Tao's story, Paimeng covered his head and said: "I don't know what the absurdity is at all... but it seems very reasonable..."

Xiangling, who was different from Paimon, thought of something and said thoughtfully: "Hmm... the movement and stillness are suitable and complement each other..."

While a few people were talking, Ying saw Guo Ba walking next to him and became curious, so he walked towards Guo Ba.

When Guo Ba saw Ying coming over, he waved happily. In Guo Ba's eyes, Ying took out a small box.

That's right, the traveler took out the flying chess he learned from Liusu, and now he can play two games.

Ying spread the flying chess map on the ground and sat down. Guoba looked at it and sat down on the spot like Ying.

"Lu!"

So, Ying and Guoba played together.

Paimon analyzed: "I think it actually means to match meat and vegetables, and complement salty and sweet, right?"

Hu Tao agreed with Paimon's words: "That's right! It's just that there may not be desserts in the main meal. I am cautious, so I skipped the dessert part."

"So that's the case. It sounds like nonsense, but it's very inspiring!" Xiangling concluded.

"It's worthy of being Hu Tao, thank you!"

Paimon said helplessly: "When it comes to nonsense, even storytellers can't compare to Hu Tao."

"Well? Well, I'll take it as a compliment."

"Hu Tao is quite philosophical." Ying said while playing flying chess.

After hearing what Ying said, Hu Tao said excitedly: "Oh! Sure enough, you are the one who knows the business!"

"Everything in the world, birth, old age, sickness and death, salty, sweet, spicy, has its own rules! I understand."

Xiang Ling touched her chin and said: "Since the traveler said so, I will take this into consideration."

Paimeng suggested: "Well, we have asked almost all the questions here, and the next stop is Bubu Lu."

Hearing Paimeng's words, Hu Tao seemed to think of something interesting, and smiled and agreed: "Bubu Lu... Well, I believe the people there will give very interesting answers. Hehe..."

"Ying, let's go!" Paimeng said, turned around and didn't see Ying.

She looked carefully and found Ying and Guoba sitting aside happily playing flying chess.

"Hey! Ying, why are you playing with Guoba alone!" Paimeng said angrily.

"Oh, seeing that you guys are chatting very enthusiastically, I think Guoba is also very bored, so I invited him to play together." Ying explained.

Guoba squinted his eyes and smiled, echoing: "Lu!"

"Really, Guoba, how can you have so much fun playing with the traveler alone, Guoba, you are bad!"

After listening to Xiangling's words, Guoba showed a bewildered expression: "Lu?!"

"By the way, do you know something? Where did the guest Zhongli go? He hasn't returned to the Hall of Rebirth for several days, and he didn't reply to messages." Hu Tao suddenly asked.

"Mr. Zhongli? He was just eating in the Hall of All People." Xiangling replied.

"Yeah, we just came back from Inazuma." Paimon explained.

Hu Tao nodded and said: "So he went to Inazuma, no wonder there is no signal."

"What's wrong, is Hu Tao worried about Mr. Zhongli?" Xiangling asked puzzledly.

"Of course not, it's just that the bills have been much less during this period, which is a bit strange. It would be better if he could go out for a while. The new guest is much more reliable than him, and he is also very knowledgeable. The most important thing is that he doesn't spend money lavishly."

Paimeng spread his hands to Ying who had put away his flying and said, "Well, Zhongli is really a bad employee in Hu Tao's eyes."

Ying: "."

"Then let's go!" Paimeng said, and everyone went to the direction of Bubulu.

"If you ask about something interesting, remember to share it with me!" Seeing several people leave, Hu Tao suddenly thought of something and shouted behind.

"Got it!" Paimeng replied.

Bubulu

Qiqi under the counter saw Ying and Paimeng coming and said, "Ah, it's you, what's wrong?"

Suddenly, a female voice came from Baishu's side, saying, "Oh? A rare guest is here, it seems you are not busy today."

"Wow, why did Baishu's voice become like this!?" Paimeng asked in surprise.

"Hey, look at your neck." The female voice reminded.

Paimeng scratched his head and saw the white snake Changsheng around Baishu's neck and said, "Oh, it turns out that Changsheng is talking."

Ying said to Guoba next to him, "Guoba, continue?"

Guoba was excited when he heard Ying's words and nodded, "Lu!"

So Ying and Guoba sat on the ground and started flying chess again.

Baishu smiled and greeted, "Haha, are you guys here to get medicine today?"

After hearing Baishu's words, Paimeng waved his hand and explained, "No, no, we are here to chat and want to ask you something about food!"

Xiangling said, "I'm going to participate in a cooking competition and I want to invite two... no, three people! I want to ask you three to tell me what kind of dishes you like to eat."

After hearing Xiangling's words, Changsheng smiled and said, "Haha, the little girl is quite sweet, I can help you with this."

"What dishes do you like to eat? Um..."

Qiqi thought for a while and said, "They are all the same, tasteless. "

Baizhu explained: "Qiqi has a problem with her sense of taste and can't taste the dishes. Please don't mind."

Xiangling comforted her: "It's okay, I know all this! But even so, Qiqi should have preferences. I want to know what kind of dishes you like."

"Feeling...touch? Um...touch, yes."

Qiqi thought hard and replied: "Cool...I like coconut milk."

After listening to Qiqi's words, Paimeng spread his hands and said: "Coconut milk is a beverage, it can't be used as a reference..."

"What about you? Do you have any ideas?" Xiangling turned her attention to Baizhu and Changsheng.

Changsheng replied: "For me, meat dishes that are easy to eat are good. "

Bai Shu listened to Chang Sheng's words and echoed: "I agree with what Chang Sheng said."

"Many of the people who come to get medicine are the elderly and children. Large pieces of poultry and seafood are difficult for them to swallow and digest. It would be much better if the dishes can be made more delicate."

"In addition, some people are suffering from colds and throat ailments, and cannot eat foods that are too heavy in oil... From the perspective of nutritional supplements, I would recommend them to eat dishes with more soup."

After hearing what Bai Zhu said, Xiang Ling asked curiously: "Are there still so many people infected with wind-cold in Liyue now?"

Bai Shu nodded and said: "Of course there are, but they are only old people and children. They are weak and prone to infection. Adults have not seen it. All this is the credit of the emperor and the immortal king."