Chapter 163 "The Domineering General Falls in Love with Me"
Ying asked the owner of the snack stand: "Such a delicious dumpling milk should sell well, right?"
"Uh, this... To be honest, the sales are very ordinary." The owner of the snack stand scratched his head again and answered.
Ying asked in confusion: "Alas, it doesn't sell well? Why? Although it is much worse than the milk tea and sweet milk made by Liusu, it is considered very delicious among ordinary drinks."
The owner of the snack stand explained: "Because... many people are unwilling to try it, thinking that this combination is strange, although those who have tried it have good reviews..."
"I'm not saying that the general has a strange taste! Please don't blame me!" When he said this, the owner of the snack stand seemed to have discovered something and explained in horror.
Ying touched his chin and suggested: "Oh, this is simple, let the people in the community buy hundreds of cups and deliver them door to door."
"No, no, no, general, this is too exaggerated!" The owner of the snack stand quickly rejected Ying's suggestion.
When Ying heard the owner of the snack stand refuse, she said with a look of regret: "Is it exaggerated? I just want them to try it. It's a pity that they haven't had the milk of dumplings."
"This"
"Then, Ying, do you want another cup?" Ying asked.
She didn't expect that Ying, who had chopped her when they met before, would have such a cute side, so she took the initiative to ask.
"Forget it, don't do it. I'm not obsessed with it to this extent."
"Ah - desserts can really relax people. Compared with thinking hard alone, it's much happier."
The Great Ci Tree King looked at Ying, who was tangled, and took out a string of three-color dumplings from somewhere to tempt him: "Do you want to eat three-color dumplings?"
"Yes!" Ying grabbed the three-color dumplings from the hand of the Great Ci Tree King like thunder.
Ying took a bite of the tricolor dumplings happily and said vaguely: "Well, no matter how many times I eat it, the tricolor dumplings you make are still so fascinating."
"By the way, Ying, do you have any tricolor dumplings made by yourself? I haven't tried it myself before, but I feel from her that the tricolor dumplings you make are delicious." Daci Tree King suddenly said.
"Well, there are some of these. Here." Ying took out a string of tricolor dumplings that were obviously purple but had colorful lights, and there were arcs flashing on them from time to time.
Daci Tree King: "(Electric  ̄~ ̄Electric) Chew"
"Wow, is this really edible?" Paimeng looked at the Daci Tree King with arcs on his face and said with horror.
Ying said uncertainly: "It should be edible, right?"
Ying took out two strings of tricolor dumplings made by hand again and said to Ying Paimeng: "Do you want one string too?"
"No, no." Paimeng quickly refused.
"Thank you, I don't need it either."
"Oh, okay." Ying and Paimon didn't accept the food she made herself, Ying felt a little uncomfortable, but when she saw the King of Great Ci Tree eating happily, she felt better again.
"They don't give me food, it tastes really good." King of Great Ci Tree said while chewing the three-color dumplings, thunder floating out of his mouth from time to time.
Ying: "."
Paimon spread his hands and said to Ying with a tangled face: "Should I say, this is worthy of Liusu?"
"Well, Liusu is so strong." Ying nodded seriously.
Ying thought of something and suddenly said: "By the way, Shen Zi once mentioned to me that she built a Yae Hall, selling what... light novels."
"She always brags to me, but I have no idea. It's just this opportunity, can you take me to see it?"
"Light novels? It sounds good." King of Great Ci Tree replied.
Paimon suggested: "Then let's go and have a look."
Ying came to Yae Hall under the leadership of Ying.
"General, General?!"
Like the previous snack stall owner, Yaedo editor Kuroda also looked incredulous when he saw Ying.
Kuroda hurriedly asked: "General came to Yaedo in person, may I ask if there are any instructions?"
"Nothing, don't be nervous, just come to see." Ying replied calmly.
"Sorry, I don't quite understand. May I ask if it's about management, publishing regulations, or...fire protection issues?" Kuroda asked nervously.
Paimon heard Kuroda's nervous words and complained helplessly: "General just wants to read a book."
"General wants to read...light novels?" Hearing Paimon's answer, Kuroda's reaction was more exaggerated than when he saw Ying before, and his eyes almost popped out.
Ying nodded and said: "Yes, do you have any good books to recommend?"
"Yaedo's novels are mainly for ordinary people, and the content is all kinds of strange. Maybe many of them don't suit the taste of General..." Kuroda replied with a tangled face.
Ying comforted the nervous Kuroda: "It's just a taste of something new. It's boring to keep the same. Don't worry, as long as it's a story written in words, what can't be understood?"
"Although that's the truth." Hearing Ying's words, Kuroda still scratched his head embarrassedly, mainly because the light novels here are really too strange, although all this is the intention of Yae God.
"It doesn't matter, even if there are things we don't understand, we will explain it to the general!"
Kuroda whispered: "You'd better not explain, otherwise I'll be finished."
"What are you talking about?" Ying looked at Wada with a puzzled look.
Kuroda was frightened by Ying and quickly replied: "General, General, no, nothing!"
"Don't be nervous, take out the book, if there is anything, I will help you stop the general." The Great Ci Tree King said with a smile.
While speaking, he poked Ying's cheek with his hand. This behavior, which he considered disrespectful, made Kuroda's heart beat.
"Ah, why do you like poking my face so much?" Ying resisted the behavior of the Great Ci Tree King with his hand.
The Great Ci Tree King smiled and said, "Because it feels good and numb. I only knew that there was such a feeling before, but now I can experience it myself."
"It's up to you." Ying replied somewhat helplessly, and then ignored the Great Ci Tree King next to him.
Looking at Ying who had no reaction to the Great Ci Tree King's actions, Kuroda breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Okay, then please move to the bookshelf over there. There are all the latest best-selling books on it."
"There are also award-winning works of [This novel is really amazing!], which have just been compiled into a book and put on sale."
"Don't take it too seriously, just watch it for fun."
"Okay, let's go." Ying heard Kuroda's explanation and took this opportunity to escape from the clutches of the Great Ci Tree King and walked towards the bookshelf.
Ying took a book from the bookshelf with great interest, and as she flipped through the pages, her expression began to slowly fall, and finally turned into a frowning and tangled look.
The Great Compassion Tree King walked to Ying's side, looked at Ying who was frowning and observing the book, and asked in confusion: "Do you understand it?"
Ying replied nonchalantly: "No, of course I understand it."
"Then tell me what this book says?" The Great Compassion Tree King pointed to a book in front of Ying and said.
Ying: "."
"Okay, I admit that I underestimated the enemy." Ying replied with a serious face.
"I know the names of these books, why can't I read them together?"
"For example, "Reincarnated as a Hilichul, and can become stronger by eating sunset fruit..."
"It's so long"
The Great Compassion Tree King explained: "Isn't this easy to understand? It means that the author has a dream of becoming a Hilichul, and then he can become stronger by eating food like sunset fruit."
"Oh? Is that so?" Ying asked in surprise: "But why does the author want to become a Hilichul?"
The Great Compassion Tree King replied with a cat-like face: "I don't know, maybe the author is mentally ill."
"Can Hilichul people really become stronger by eating sunset fruit? At least they should eat meat." Ying continued to wonder.
"So the author has a brain problem, you don't have to worry about it."
"So that's how it is." After hearing the answer from the Great Compassion Tree King, Ying looked like he understood.
Paimon hurriedly stopped the two gods from talking: "Hey! It's totally wrong. This is just the setting of this book. It has nothing to do with the author. Why do you say that he is mentally ill?"
Ying turned his head and asked Paimon in confusion: "Setting?"
"It's the situation imagined by the author." Ying said on the side.
"So that's it." Ying asked again in confusion: "Then Liusu's explanation makes sense. Why do you say it's completely wrong?"
"This, this, no matter what, it's impolite to say that someone is sick." Paimon answered with a tangled face.
"What is the setting used for? Without a sense of reality, can the story be credible?"
"In addition, the hill people should not have the ability to write stories. Is the author recording the lives of the hill people?"
Looking at Ying who was lost in thought again, Paimon said helplessly to Ying: "I understand why Kuroda said that the general would be confused"
"But, isn't Liusu reading with relish?" Ying looked at the Great Ci Tree King flipping through the book on the bookshelf next to him with excitement.
"Well, you know that Liusu is a little different from the gods we think of." Paimon scratched his head and said.
"How about this, let's help you choose first, pick out the novels that are easier to understand, and then tell you." Paimon turned and suggested to Ying who was still puzzled.
"No, I want to read it myself. She can understand it, so why can't I?" Ying pointed at the Great Ci Tree King who was flipping through the bookshelf.
Paimon replied with a tangled face: "This, this is different, you don't have Liusu's experience."
Ying: "."
She felt that Paimon was euphemistically saying that she was stupid, but if the object of comparison was the Great Ci Tree King, she could only accept this reality silently.
Ying thought for a moment and accepted Paimeng's proposal with a helpless look: "Okay, I think I have read a lot of books, but when reading a story like this, I don't even know what to pay attention to..."
"But I'm still looking forward to it. I feel that this is very similar to the style of the Son of God. It must be very interesting, although the current Son of God gives me a headache."
"Then leave it to us, wait a moment!"
After Paimeng finished speaking, he and Ying went to the side of the Great Ci Tree King to find a book.
Paimeng walked to the bookshelf and asked the Great Ci Tree King: "Liusu, what are you reading?"
"Let me see, "The Domineering General Falls in Love with Me"? "Paimeng said with surprise.
"Well, I think this book is very good. It tells the story of a little fox and a general. The cute little fox is favored by the most powerful existence in a country, and then a tortuous and bizarre love story is staged. It's well written." The Great Ci Tree King explained to Paimeng with a smile while flipping through the book.
"Could this little fox be the Son of God?" Paimeng said suspiciously.
The Great Tree King shook his head and analyzed: "I don't know either, because the author is anonymous. The original form of the little fox seems to be a bit like Yae God, and the general is not very similar to Ying. I think someone may think that Yae God and Raiden General are a good match, so they wrote this novel."
"Well, Ying, what book should we bring to Ying?"
"Let me see, this book is called "Reincarnated as Raiden General, and then invincible in the world."
After reading it, Ying and Paimon found that this book tells the story of the protagonist being struck by lightning under the Thunder Sakura tree, and when he opened his eyes, he turned into Raiden General.
Because the original protagonist was always bullied and couldn't do anything well, but after becoming Raiden General, he had infinite force and power, but why him?
Paimon scratched his head and put the book back and said to Ying: "Well, what a strange book, no wonder Kuroda is still afraid, there are books of this theme, I think it's better not to tell this story to Ying, otherwise the author may be held accountable."
"I think it's not bad, it's quite novel." Ying replied.
"If someone becomes Paimon and does a lot of things that Paimon would never do, I would feel very uncomfortable!" Paimon said angrily.
The Great Tree King put down the book in his hand and said to Paimon: "I think it's okay. If someone becomes me and does a lot of things that I can't do, I will be very happy."
"Is that so? Should I say it's worthy of Liusu? It's so obvious that he's slacking off?" Paimon scratched his head and said: "Let's take a look at the next one, "My Chaotic Youth Romance Story."
According to Ying and Paimon, this book tells the love story between an ordinary male protagonist and seven beautiful girls.
The work is in chronological order, recording the daily life of the protagonist. There are quite a few small plots that make people smile. The author's writing is solid, the sentences are fluent, and the charm of each character is presented vividly.
However, the story is interrupted at the critical moment when the male protagonist's childhood sweetheart is about to confess his love...
"So anxious!" Paimon looked at the novel that had no follow-up angrily.
"Although I just glanced at it, this girl has liked the hero since she was a child and dedicated everything to him!"
Ying was silent for a while and said, "I hope the author can be happy."
Paimeng came back to his senses and prayed, "Yes, after all, it's still a novel. I hope the author is a good person, I hope the author is a good person. I hope the author is a good person..."
Speaking of this, Paimeng said to Ying with a puzzled look on his face, "The plot is quite attractive, but can Ying understand this kind of... love between mortals?"
The Great Compassion Tree King smiled and replied, "The answer is of course no. Most gods don't have this need, so naturally there will be no love, and Ying is also in this majority."
After hearing the explanation of the Great Compassion Tree King, Paimeng scratched his head and continued to pick up the next book and said, "Okay, let's take a look at the next one, "People in the Jianghu, but just want to write novels well", what a strange name."
According to Ying and Paimeng's reading, this book tells a martial arts story that takes place in Liyue, focusing on the open and secret struggles between various gangs.
The protagonist's ideal is to become an ordinary light novelist who lives in peace with the world, but because of his unique martial arts physique, he is involved in the struggle of the rivers and lakes.
The selling point of the story is that the protagonist has never joined any faction, but is always mistaken for a hidden master of a certain faction.
The masters who regard the protagonist as an imaginary enemy always make a lot of jokes, and the protagonist is in it, but never forgets his original intention of becoming a novelist...
Paimeng, who hastily finished reading this book, said with a puzzled look: "What a strange person, why must he be a light novelist? If he is so powerful, he should be able to easily become the number one in the martial arts world."
"Maybe, he is a salted fish?" Ying replied in a low voice.
"Well, forget it, let's not continue this topic." Paimeng thought about what to say, but looking at Ying and the Great Ci Tree King who cast their eyes over, she chose to shut up.
"So which book should we choose?"
The King of the Great Ci Tree took out the book "The Tyrannical General Falls in Love with Me" that she had just read and handed it to Paimong and said, "I think this one is better."
Paimong said with a tangled face, "Isn't this one not good?"
"How do you know if you don't try it? I think Ying should be quite interested." The King of the Great Ci Tree said with a smile.
"Well, Ying, let's read it."
So Paimong and Ying finished reading the book with frowns on their brows, and the embarrassment on their faces was about to overflow.
"Wow, so embarrassing, is there really someone who would talk like this??!" Paimong complained with a tangled face after reading the book.
Ying echoed with an embarrassed face, "I think this book is too embarrassing, I feel like I can dig my toes out of Teyvat all day."
"Do we really want to share this book with Ying? Liusu, do you want to reconsider it? The lines in it are so embarrassing that I can't say them out."
"I think it's okay, I can say it out." Ying replied after recovering her mood.
Although the content of this book made her feel embarrassed, she would not feel embarrassed if this kind of embarrassment could be brought to others.
"Ying, are you serious?" Paimon exclaimed: "But it's true, you can say such things while holding the amulet of the Eightfold God."
Ying replied expressionlessly: "As long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed."
"Okay, then you share the contents of this book with Ying."
"I'll do it."
Ying said and strode towards the direction where Ying was waiting.
Ying looked at the people who had returned and said with a smile: "You guys are back? Judging from your expressions, you must have read a good story, right?"
"It's a good story, Ying, tell it quickly." Paimon urged Ying from the side.