Chapter 3052 Mercury Notes (XII)

Chapter 3026 Mercury (XII)

The next morning, Clark was startled when he met Bruce in the cafeteria. He looked Bruce up and down and said, "My God, Bruce, I know you and Selina are in love, but you two..."

At this time, Diana passed by with a plate. She also looked at Bruce, but maybe because Bruce was a man, she just tutted her lips and left.

Clark put his arm around Bruce's shoulders and said, "I understand you, brother. Louis and I are sometimes like this. A short separation is better than a new marriage, but isn't it a bit... Forget it, you Batmans may be good at staying up late."

Bruce sighed and said, "It's not because of Selina."

"That's you?!" Clark was even more shocked. He couldn't help but give Bruce a thumbs up. Bruce pushed his hand down and said unhappily, "It's because of Jenna!"

Clark was completely stunned, and then his face gradually became serious, but before he could When he said something, Bruce said, "Because of Jenna's paper!"

"Oh, I remember, you said you were optimistic about that girl, and I think she's smart, what's wrong with her paper?"

"Her paper is not that good."

"Then why are you so anxious?"

"I'm anxious that she doesn't have a paper!"

Bruce had to repeat the conversation with Jenna yesterday to Clark. Clark sighed and said, "You're too serious, Bruce. Jenna is an alien. It's normal that she doesn't understand some things on Earth. You have to give her some time."

"I don't understand, How long does it take to write 10 details and a 500-word paper? I didn't even ask her what kind of details to find, nor did I ask her to find them correctly. Even if she made up 10 of them, it would be fine. "

"This just proves her honesty." Clark's words could make Bruce angry to death. He said, "She didn't want to make up things, but told you that she couldn't. This is a manifestation of honesty. She kept calling you because she is studious. Even if she couldn't hand in the paper this morning, at least she didn't intend to fool you, which is also considered that she respects her teacher."

Bruce was so angry that smoke came out of his head.

It's really not that he is pushing his child too hard. As we all know, the information content of English is actually quite low. With the same 100 words, many other languages ​​can express more information than English, and to express the same information, most languages ​​can express it shorter than English.

Within the range of a few hundred words, the difficulty is much lower than the 800-word composition of Chinese, but because of the existence of various awkward grammars, within the range of a large paper of several thousand words, it is more difficult than a few thousand words in Chinese.

Most of the common homework assignments in English teaching are short essays, just a few hundred words, there are no strict academic requirements, and native speakers usually take no more than an hour to complete. If you want to fool around, there are many people who can finish it in more than ten minutes.

Moreover, American schools do not have so many different kinds of homework assignments. There are no papers, exercise books, or newspapers. Generally, there are two types: group assignments and short essays. These two types of homework are assigned from middle school to college, and it is basically impossible for someone not to do them.

Even if Jenna is indeed an alien and has not attended middle school on Earth, she can speak English. She can even use voice input. She only needs to say a few hundred words. If you use the complete written expression grammar, there are not many sentences in English.

But just for these few hundred words, Jenna spent most of the night with him. It should be said that young people can stay up late. Bruce fell asleep at 3:30 in the morning.

As a result, Jenna, who was refreshed, came over. She was holding a large plate of food, with half a piece of bread in her mouth, and she said to Bruce with a sob, "Good morning, professor."

"How do you see me?"

"Well, I was a little nervous when I wrote a paper for the first time. I promise I won't be like that next time." Jenna gave him an apologetic smile.

There were so many people watching in the cafeteria, and Bruce couldn't get angry at her. He could only sigh and say, "Put the paper on my desk when you enter the classroom. If it's less than 500 words, you're done!"

But Bruce didn't expect that this paper on his desk was the beginning of his real nightmare.

As soon as the bell rang, Bruce walked into the classroom on time. He still had to take the criminal investigation class today, and he taught the two classes that didn't have class yesterday.

He lowered his head and was going to look at the lesson plan, but he saw the paper on the lesson plan at a glance. Within three seconds, he saw 16 grammatical errors, 6 space breaks, and all the periods used full-width separators.

Bruce almost died in one breath.

In fact, it cannot be said that Bruce has any obsession with teaching and educating people, let alone teacher ethics.

However, people who have had the experience of tutoring children's homework should have some experience. The most annoying thing in this process is not that he does not do homework, but that you don't know whether some of his behaviors are instinctive or intentional, and whether he hates doing homework or hates you.

Distinguishing between the two will exhaust all a person's energy, and then make people emotionally broken and exhausted.

The problem Bruce faces is that he doesn't know whether Jenna really can't do it or is doing it on purpose.

After all, she is an alien, and it is possible that she can't write a paper, but she is so smart in other aspects. Why does she start to become like a mentally retarded person when it comes to writing a paper?

Because of this, Bruce can't directly take some more radical measures to deal with her, because if she really doesn't know how to do it, let alone whether it will scare her away, just in terms of Superman and Wonder Woman, he Just can't get through it.

So Bruce could only endure it for the time being and wait until after class to talk about anything.

Because he wanted to know whether all people who had not received general social education could not write essays, Bruce deliberately left 500-word essays for these two classes to see how well they wrote.

And Bruce will soon pay the price for his irrational actions when he was angry with his superiors.

When get out of class was over, Bruce called Jenna over. Before he could say anything, Jenna started howling.

"Help, Professor Wayne, Professor Prince is so terrible. She made us do more than 600 push-ups in temperatures over 40 degrees. My arms!!!"

Bruce's eyes widened and he said, "How many?!"

Jenna drew a number with her foot to show that she really couldn't lift her arm.

"Is Diana crazy? Humans do this much?"

"Oh, that's not true. She said it was formulated based on the physiques of different races. Humans only need to do 60."

"That's pretty outrageous."

"Who says it's not?"

"Wait a minute, that's not why I came to you." Bruce took out Jenna's paper and couldn't even bear to take another look at it. He said, "Miss, do you know how much terrible grammar you used in it? "

"How much? Let me see."

Jenna put her head over, and Bruce circled every place. Jenna listened quite seriously. Bruce asked her to repeat it, and she was able to repeat it. Bruce was a little happy.

But he was happy too soon.

Grammar and notation are minor issues. Considering that Jenna is an alien, it is normal to have many mistakes when writing a paper.

Content is the big issue.

Bruce didn't even want to let this knowledge get close to his brain, but he still pointed to a line of text and said: "You said that the traces of the ambulance opening the door can infer the height and weight of the other party. Could you please tell me, how did you infer it?"

"Judging from the blood stains, the right door was opened first, but the last position where his body was dismembered should be on the left. However, he did not get out of the car on the left, but got off on the right again, which proves that he may have run out of strength. , so he is a relatively thin person."

Bruce laughed at this and said, "Why do you think the place where he was last dismembered was on the left?"

"Because of the blood?"

"The blood stains are not visible."

"Uh, footprints..."

"There were no footprints at all."

"The center of gravity of the car."

"It has nothing to do with automotive engineering."

"Well, he'll end up positioning his limbs from bottom to top, which represents a perversion, a way of expressing his feelings, and the hand is on the left."

"So you still come to a conclusion by guessing, and then treat the conclusion as an established fact, and then speculate on what will happen next."

"But it's not just a guess. That's what he thinks. Absolutely."

"Nothing is absolute. Well, let's talk about this. How do the traces of blood splattered on the roof of the car indicate his stay time?"

Just as Jenna was about to say something, Bruce stopped her and said, "Don't guess, just tell me your reasoning process."

"The murderer cut the victim's throat in order to cut off his mouthpiece. Because he had been treated like this before, he chose this method to subdue the other person."

"The murderer deliberately caused the arterial blood to splash to the ceiling. He wanted to create a barrier. To him, it meant that your god would no longer see you or help you."

"This means that he occupied part of God's world as a mark of this independent space and killed God's believers. This is also a provocation and echoes the last case."

"He will wait for the barrier to take effect. For him, the coagulation of blood is a sign of the transition from life to death, so he will wait until the blood coagulates before taking action."

"However, he hoped to be able to separate the victim alive, so he would not wait for his blood to drain out and die. Therefore, simply finding the balance between blood clotting time and human death time can confirm how long he approximately stayed in the carriage. time."

Bruce rubbed his temples and said, "The last two sentences sound close to analysis, but the previous conclusions have no evidence at all."

"I told you I can't find it."

Jenna's facial features wrinkled together, and she said: "Such a simple case, such an obvious emotion, what kind of analysis is needed? I can say this, if the murderer of this case appeared in front of me, I would immediately recognize him. Come out, he is as obvious as a high beam in the dark, why don’t you understand?”

"Tell me about the second case. How many places did you find?" Bruce said.

"Only one."

"What is it?"

"The posture of the corpse, the posture of the corpse in the oil drum is like a sleeping baby." Jenna looked into Bruce's eyes and said: "

The murderer was once an insomniac. In most cases, he could not sleep peacefully, but he was cured. "

"How do you know he's healed?"

"Didn't you fall asleep yesterday?"

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