Chapter 1130 Why Are You Here?
Suddenly, a trace of black lightning penetrated the soil and hit the Taoist priest.
It was not enough to hurt the Taoist priest, but his face changed drastically. He grabbed Ziyuan and dodged without hesitation. The land they had just left turned into dust, and thousands of black lightnings were everywhere.
Having been exposed, the Taoist priest did not need to hide any longer. He raised his hand and slapped it heavily in front of him, and a two-person-high void crack suddenly appeared.
"Come in!"
He signaled Ziyuan to hide in his robe sleeves, and the Taoist priest wanted to step in, but he quickly retracted his foot as soon as he stretched it in, only to see that the void crack was already full of black lightning.
The color of the lightning was integrated with the dark void, and the aura of each lightning was extremely perfect. If it were not for his keen sense of perception to notice it first, he would have been caught in the trap and cut into pieces without a trace left.
"Asshole!"
The Taoist priest was anxious and angry. He touched his waist and remembered that he had given the rotten gourd to Li Chuyi. After cursing for a few words, he could only take out the peach wood sword, bite his tongue and smear a mouthful of blood on it, and then swung it from bottom to top towards the sky.
"Open the sky!"
Suddenly, the robbery cloud split into two and a gap appeared. The Taoist priest seized the opportunity to fly away, but his feet softened and he was dragged to the spot. He looked down and found that the thick soil had turned into a quagmire without knowing when, and his lower body was completely trapped in it.
Although he was shocked but not panicked, the peach wood sword turned the spear head and swept it towards his feet again.
"Open the earth!"
The quagmire suddenly split into two sides. The Taoist priest quickly pulled himself out and soared into the sky. He did not flee outside, but rushed through the gap in the robbery cloud.
Fleeing outside would only trap him in the endless thunder again. Only the gap he opened would give him a glimmer of hope. With his magic, the robbery cloud could not invade here for a while. He could break through the cloud layer and directly force his way out from the nine clouds. He could also enter the void outside the underworld. Even if the underworld was watching there, it was at least much safer than tearing the crack in the void by himself. He could adjust his evasion and retreat at any time according to the situation.
He rushed into the sky like a retrograde meteor. The surrounding robbery thunders tried desperately to squeeze into the passage he opened. The ground under his feet was completely soft like water. Countless sharp spikes followed closely under his feet. If he was a little slower, they would catch up and pierce through.
Without looking at his feet, the Taoist priest stared at the bright light in the crack.
Not far away, if he was given about ten breaths, he could rush out, and then he would have a greater chance of escaping.
However, the underworld did not give him a chance.
There was a sound like glass crushing, and the bright light at the end suddenly dissipated. The crack closed rapidly from top to bottom. If the Taoist priest did not stop, he would be trapped in the robbery cloud, and his fate would be even worse.
"Damn it, you don't give me any chance, damn!"
He stopped and swung his sword to split the spikes under his feet. His mind turned in an instant. He gritted his teeth and took out a few Taoist talismans.
Unlike Li Chuyi's paper talismans, the Taoist talismans were made of leather. It was unknown what kind of creature they came from. Each one emitted a terrifying aura without being activated by magic power.
He didn't care about the pain of hiding it. The Taoist changed his hands and changed the Taoist seals. The leather talismans did not burst out with amazing auras, but instead condensed them. They disappeared from sight with a slight shake.
"The world is reversed, time and space are reversed!"
The moment the seal was cast, everything around stopped.
The black thunder kept its ferocious appearance and surrounded the surroundings. The spikes chasing him again under his feet also stopped in place, and the scattered soil also stopped quietly to the side.
His chest was heaving violently. The Taoist had no time to look at this dreamlike and strange scene. His eyes were fixed on the direction of the closing of the crack. He stretched out his right hand and twisted it from right to left.
It didn't twist.
Such a simple movement, but he seemed to be twisted against a copper wall. Big beads of sweat rolled down, his right hand trembled violently, and even his knuckles turned blue and white, but he still couldn't twist his hand.
"Damn it, if the soul is intact, I...!"
After complaining to himself, the Taoist priest hurriedly regained his spirit. It's useless to complain at this time. The most important thing is to find a way to solve the problem.
"I don't believe it!"
His eyes were extremely firm, his lips trembled slightly, and he silently recited the scriptures of the "Taoism Canon". The laws he learned and the Tao that he integrated into his heart kept flowing and interweaving in his heart, combined with his majestic Tao Yuan, and turned into a magical force flowing to his right arm.
Under the influence of this force, his right arm was intertwined with one virtual and one real, until the speed of intertwining became faster and faster, so fast that the arm almost disappeared. At this time, the right hand that was stuck tightly suddenly moved and twisted a circle in one breath.
In an instant, as if rewinding, everything around him moved in the reverse direction of what had happened before. The thunder tribulation that had dissipated reappeared and went backwards. The thunder tribulation that was about to come also retreated back to the tribulation cloud and disappeared into it.
At the end of the tribulation cloud, the bright light that had disappeared also appeared again.
After taking out several spiritual materials with great spiritual energy and stuffing them into his mouth, the Taoist priest stood up again and rushed towards the bright light. His right hand kept twisting in an unchanged posture. Blood kept gushing out of his almost disappeared arm, but it disappeared into nothingness as soon as it left the body.
The bright light became wider and wider, and the Taoist priest's joy became stronger and stronger.
Just three breaths!
After three breaths, he can get out of this hell!
Unfortunately, the underworld once again showed his ruthlessness and power.
Just before the Taoist was about to rush out, his right arm exploded like a firecracker, leaving only a few rotten pieces of flesh hanging on the eerie white bones. If he hadn't sealed the backlash in time, his right half of the body would have been doomed.
And the exit disappeared again.
The calamity cloud instantly rose a thousand feet, ruthlessly closing the exit. The same was true for the bottom of the body. The calamity cloud surged and piled up layer by layer. The Taoist lost his light in an instant, and the surroundings were full of darkness that even the Taoist eyes could not see through.
"Tian Yan Ming Shu" was used to the limit, and he wiped his eyes with blood, but still couldn't see anything.
Four of the five senses were sealed, and only the ears could still hear the sound. But hearing it was no different from not hearing it. Except for the deafening thunder, there was nothing else to hear.
The surrounding heaven and earth spiritual energy was completely controlled by the underworld. The Taoist couldn't borrow any, and could only rely on his own Dao Yuan to support it.
But this is not a long-term solution. He estimated that at most half an incense stick of time would pass, and Li Chuyi would be able to visit his grave next year.
"Fuck him, others traveled through time and were surrounded by women, but why am I so miserable after traveling through time?"
With a self-deprecating smile, the Taoist priest concentrated his mind and thought. At this moment, he was a little hesitant whether he should leave the rotten gourd with Li Chuyi. If he had the gourd in his hand, even if he was in a state of incompleteness, the underworld would not be able to trap him. Now, he has Taoism but cannot use it, and can only watch himself being struck by lightning.
It's ridiculous that he just laughed at Shi Yun for having power but not knowing how to use it, and in a blink of an eye he himself has fallen to this point. Is this considered retribution in this life?
"So people still have to be kind and speak carefully!"
Smacking his lips in self-deprecation, the Taoist priest put away the peach wood sword.
This hurdle is probably impossible to get through. Anyway, he will die soon, so he should think of a way to send his treasure away first, and then come back to get it.
Thinking of Ziyuan and the five little ghosts in his sleeves again, the Taoist couldn't help but have a headache again.
He might still have a chance to survive, but what about Ziyuan and the others?
If the punishment from heaven falls, they will really die. The Taoist really couldn't think of how to explain to his stupid apprentice. He knew very well how deep the relationship between the little fat man and them was.
But there was no way. He couldn't protect himself now, and he really couldn't take care of them. Even his own treasures might not be sent out, and sending Ziyuan and the others out of trouble was basically a pipe dream.
"Forget it, I might not be able to survive myself. If I can survive, I will tell the brat the truth. At most, I will be beaten by him. I will find a chance to beat him back later. I won't lose if he beats me a few more times. Well, that's it!"
Nodding with satisfaction, the Taoist sat cross-legged, and the whole person was calm.
Anyway, I can't escape, so I might as well try my own strength and see how long I can compete with the underworld with just the residual soul.
"Dao Yanqing, can you do it? I'm a useless man, and you haven't killed me yet, are you ashamed?"
"Hey, hey, try harder! Don't just thunder, get some rain to irrigate, aren't you bored with just using lightning? Do you think you're Tesla?"
"Hey, now that I think of it, I realized that I've known each other for so long but I've never seen your true face. Look, I'm about to die, can you show me your face? Don't show up with some smog and eyeballs or something, it's so creepy, are you too ugly to see people? "
"By the way, let me ask you another question. Are all four of you brothers male? Dao Yanxuan and Dao Yanxin are also male? The Grandmaster is not kind. In my hometown, men and women are equal, so why does he only accept male disciples?"
"By the way, is the Grandmaster married? He is so powerful, is his wife a human or a demon? I have been with my old man for so long, and I have never heard him talk about the matter of forming a master's wife. The Grandmaster is not a bachelor, right?"
I don't know if he was angered by the Taoist's words, but there was no calamity rain, but the calamity wind blew violently.
The wind and thunder intersected with hardness and softness, and the Taoist's defense was broken one after another, and it was broken all the way until it was close to his body before it could hold on, but his body was still cut by the remaining force of the strong wind.
Without even wiping it off, the Taoist priest continued to sneer and ask Sanyuan Taoist a few questions from time to time like a curious baby, and the only answer he got was the increasingly fierce thunder and wind, and the three words that kept echoing in his mind - you deserve to die.
"Yes, yes, yes, I get it, I said, can you not always say this, will you die if you say the fourth word?"
The Taoist priest responded lazily, sometimes he really doubted whether his three uncles were mentally retarded, and there was nothing else they could say except the three words "you deserve to die".
The Taoist Yuan in his body was almost dry, and the Taoist priest estimated that he only had a dozen breaths left to live. Even though he was ready, he couldn't help shaking his head.
Throughout his life, there were ups and downs, and he had encountered both the great joys and great sorrows of life. Generally speaking, he was still living a pretty glorious life.
It's a pity that this glory only lasts until today, and it's still unclear whether he can make a comeback in the future.
The Taoist priest didn't regret it, but he felt a little sorry. He hadn't found his wife yet, nor had he found his soul. And now he had left a stupid disciple all alone in the world. Without him to protect him, he didn't know if the stupid boy would be bullied. The most important thing was that he hadn't held his grandson yet.
If he had known this, he should have given the stupid boy some medicine, and let him have the pleasure of being a grandfather.
Thinking of this, the Taoist priest smiled.
He held his grandson before holding his son. What the hell was this?
Suddenly, a bright light appeared in front of him. The Taoist blinked and looked a few more times, and then he was sure that he was not mistaken.
In the endless darkness, an old man wearing a bamboo hat appeared out of thin air. While casting a spell with one hand to protect him, the other hand waved several times, and the nearby robbery clouds suddenly disappeared, revealing a large hole.
"Oh my god, why are you here, old man?" The Taoist was full of surprise, and there was a subtle flash in the depths of his eyes.
The old man laughed, lifted the brim of his hat to reveal his kind face, and looked at the Taoist gently.
"Do you still need to ask? As usual, I'm here to wipe your ass!"
The Taoist also laughed, completely ignoring the robbery thunder around him, and stood up and saluted respectfully.
"Disciple Li Zaitian, meet the master! Old man, you are not dead yet, and the disciple is very happy. When you pull me out, we will be the same as before. You accompany me to visit the brothel, and I will treat you to wine!"