Chapter 1151 You Have to Stay Calm!

The entire human world is paying attention to Dayan, the entire Dayan is paying attention to the Imperial Capital, the entire Imperial Capital is paying attention to the Xianlin Guild Hall, and Li Chuyi, who is the center of attention, is scratching his scalp.

Keep scratching.

Almost bleeding from scratching.

"Fuck, I have to kowtow a total of 572 times and bow more than 1,400 times. Are you going to be crowned a prince or attending a funeral? You can just go to my funeral and make a funeral. Damn Prince! I won’t do it, I won’t do it! How can I still hang out in the world if this happens? Tell me the truth, is there someone secretly trying to embarrass me? It’s a Taoist priest, I can’t kill him!”

The little monkey was about to cry. Originally, he thought it was a good job when he was assigned to be Li Chuyi's personal eunuch. Who knew that after a few days, Li Chuyi was going crazy and he was going crazy too. The brain of the would-be prince There is no word "rules" in it at all, just one sentence over and over again - this won't work and that won't work either!

The sacrificial inscriptions are too long and are not recited, and the etiquette is complicated and cumbersome. It is too troublesome for the people to parade around in the chariot. Even the prince's yellow robe is too heavy and cumbersome. I asked him to change it to something simpler than his broken Taoist robe. Now it is time to kneel down and pay homage. The ancestors shouted that he would quit again, and the little monkey really felt that he was not going to be the prince, but that he was here to cause trouble.

Secretly feeling sorry for his own misery, the little monkey persuaded with a grimace: "Your Highness, this is the rule of the royal family, and it has been the same for all the princes. The people you are worshiping are not others. Everyone is a member of the royal family who has made meritorious service. They He is your ancestor, so you should also pay homage to him!"

Li Chuyi immediately became angry, and slapped down the densely packed handprints on the table, and suddenly there was another one.

"I am the ancestor of Banban before you, do you think I am illiterate? Look here, here, what do these four characters mean? Yu Wen Xuan Li! Does your grandson dare to be my ancestor? Bah! Ah! You asked me to worship him after he was killed by me? Are you sick or am I sick?"

With a shiver in his heart, the little monkey quickly lowered his head.

The former Thirteenth Prince Yuwen Xuanli died not long ago, and of course the little monkey will not forget it. The edict said that Yuwen Xuanli died after his practice went awry and went crazy. He had always thought so. It was not until today that he was surprised to hear that the real master was here. The little monkey suddenly felt that his job was a bit hard, and his back felt chilly. one slice.

He wouldn't believe it if others said it, but he had to believe it when Li Chuyi said it. Many people saw the Ninth Prince being beaten to death by him. Is there anything strange about killing the Thirteenth Prince?

Seeing that the little monkey did not dare to raise his head, Li Chuyi also suppressed his anger.

He wasn't targeting the little monkey, he simply couldn't stand these broken rules.

I originally thought that becoming a prince was just a matter of a word from the old emperor. The most he could do was to issue an edict to make an appointment to meet the person he was supposed to meet, and just become familiar with him. Later, he learned that he had to go to the Royal Ancestor Altar to hold a ceremony. Although the little fat man found it troublesome, he didn't pay too much attention.

Where is the Royal Ancestor Altar?

The place where the Yuwen royal family buried their dead!

What kind of trouble can there be in worshiping an ancestor? Isn't it just a matter of offering two sticks of incense and paying homage? At most, I have to cry twice and shed a few tears of "true love". No matter how troublesome it is, where can I go?

As a result, the palace sent a little monkey to tell him, and then he realized that he was wrong.

From bathing and fasting to ritual details, there are as many as three jade slips recorded. The little fat man glanced at it and saw that he was as big as ten. Except for looking at the pictures a few times, he didn't understand a single word. The little monkey was explaining from beginning to end, and the more he listened, the more annoyed he became. He took a picture of a fine gold-mixed iron pear table and turned it into an iron pear pot. Even he was speechless looking at the dense palm prints.

Patting the little monkey, Li Chuyi said warmly: "Don't be afraid, I'm not targeting you, I just don't like these broken rules. In this way, it's still the old rule. You go to the palace and tell the old emperor that I have a bad waist and neck. It’s not easy either. If he doesn’t want to have a paralyzed prince, he can waive these rules for me.”

The little monkey didn't dare. He knelt down with a pop and kowtowed as if pounding garlic.

"Your Highness, please spare this slave! The last time I entered the palace, my emperor was very angry. If I go again this time, this slave... how can I survive? Your Highness, please do well and make a fuss." Be merciful!”

The blow to his head was so fast and hard that blood splattered in the blink of an eye. Li Chuyi's forehead hurt when he looked at it, and he frowned and gritted his teeth.

Isn't this guy setting an example for me?

"stand up!"

"Spare this slave, Your Highness!"

"You get up first!"

"This servant really doesn't dare to go anymore, Your Highness!"

"No, you get up first! Stop knocking, I'm dizzy!"

"Your Highness, if you want to force this slave to do it again, you might as well kill him directly, wuwuwuwu~~~!"

"..."

"Your Highness..."

"..."

"Woooooooooo~~~~~!"

There was a cry, the Yaizhen sword was thrust in front of the little monkey, and the cry suddenly stopped.

"Howl again, and I will make your dream come true!"

When he raised his eyes and saw the fierce look in Li Chu's eyes, the little monkey suddenly became excited and hurriedly stood up and lowered his head to the side, not daring to take a breath.

Li Chuyi felt helpless as he scratched his eyebrows with a headache.

Last time I came back, the little monkey looked like a quail with fried feathers. There was no color in his face for several days. If he were asked to do it again this time, he would probably scare himself to death if the old emperor didn't kill him.

Turning his head to look at Li Sinian, the little fat boy smiled and called sweetly: "Dear four..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Sinian made a crying face and howled: "Your Highness, please forgive me, wuwuwuwu~~~"

"Fuck, get out! This trick doesn't work!"

Laughing, Li Sinian shook his head without hesitation and said: "No!"

"Don't you still want to go to the palace to take a look? What a good opportunity, you don't go?"

"Go away, I went to the palace to see the scenery, not to do such a hard job! Aren't you afraid that your father will kill me in a rage?"

"He knows you are my friend, he won't kill you."

"What if?"

"No what if."

"What if what if?"

"I will visit your grave this time next year!"

"Fuck, I haven't even got married yet, you let me go to die , do you have a conscience? Why don't you ask Lao Fang to go? "

"You still say I have no conscience, let Brother Fang go, you go and talk to Sister Xiu'er yourself?"

"You can't just catch me and cheat me!"

"Don't worry, I won't cheat you, it's really okay. Even if something really happens, I will burn a few more paper figures for you tomorrow, men, women, old and young, to ensure that you have many children and grandchildren!"

"Your uncle! Even if Lao Fang can't do it, why don't you let Xiao Erhei go?"

"Do you think it's appropriate to send it to see the old emperor?"

"You...you only know how to bully me! You...Hey, by the way, where is Lao Fang? Xiao Erhei is not here either. I don't seem to have seen them these two days?"

"Hey, now that you put it that way, it's true."

Thinking carefully, I really haven't seen Fang Junnan and his wife and Xiao Erhei these two days. Even Diemeng rarely shows up. Only Li Sinian and San Tiao accompany him to "suffer".

Waving San Tiao over, the fat boy asked, "Where's your second brother?"

"Chirp chirp~~Chirp chirp~~swoosh~~~"

Waving his wings and making random gestures, no one knew what San Tiao said.

"Stupid thing!"

With a laugh and a curse, Li Chuyi shook his arms to let San Tiao fly, and then stood up: "Let's go, lead the way, let's go find them!"

"Your Highness, I haven't finished talking to you yet..."

"Can't you relax? Don't you know how to combine work and rest? You really want to drive me crazy, don't you?"

A bunch of spit sprayed on his face, and the little monkey immediately wilted, lowered his head and stood there obediently, allowing Li Chuyi and Li Sinian to get up and leave.

Following San Tiao, the two came all the way to Fang Junnan's door, knocked on the door but no one answered, the two looked at each other and thought that no one was inside, and were about to turn around and leave, but heard the door open, and a furry little head poked out, it was Xiao Erhei without a doubt.

The little fat man was stunned and asked in confusion: "Why are you in there? Are Brother Fang and the others here too? What are you doing?"

"Are you done?" Xiao Erhei asked instead of answering.

"Not yet, I came out to get some fresh air."

After saying that, he took a closer look and saw that Xiao Erhei looked mysterious. The little fat man was immediately suspicious and grabbed it.

"What are you doing? Why are you sneaking around?"

"Shh~~!!

Raising his little paw and making a quiet gesture, Xiao Erhei carefully closed the door and took a breath.

"What's going on?"

Li Chuyi was even more puzzled, and so was Li Sinian. The two had never seen it like this before.

Without answering immediately, Xiao Erhei closed his eyes and waited for a while until Li Chuyi's hand touched the Ya Zi sword. He then opened his eyes and approached with a serious face.

"You've been busy these days, so Brother Fang and Sister Xiu'er didn't let us disturb you. But now that you've come here by yourself, I think it's better to tell you about this."

Looking at its solemn face, Li Chuyi felt something was wrong, and grabbed his neck and asked anxiously: "What's wrong? Did Brother Fang go wrong in his practice? Or did Sister Xiu'er go wrong in her practice?"

"No."

"What is it?"

"I told you not to get excited, and stay calm."

"Fuck, tell me! If you don't tell me, I'll chop you up, and you'll eat dumplings stuffed with dog meat tonight!"

This time, being called a dog, Xiao Erhei didn't get angry, and still looked serious, stretching out his puppy paw and patting Li Chuyi's shoulder solemnly.

"Big white pig, you're going to be an uncle."

"Huh?" Li Chuyi didn't understand.

"I said, you're going to be an uncle. Not only you, but you too!"

As he said that, Xiao Erhei looked at Li Sinian.

Li Sinian reacted quickly, and he understood it in an instant after just a moment of thinking, and immediately looked at Xiao Erhei with excitement.

"You mean...?"

Xiao Erhei nodded heavily, grinning happily.

"What are you talking about? Can you stop talking nonsense and speak frankly? What uncle and aunt?"

The little fat man didn't understand yet, Li Sinian laughed and hugged his neck, holding him tightly in his arms.

"Silly boy, you don't understand yet? Sister Xiu'er is pregnant, Lao Fang is going to be a father, and you and I are going to be uncles, hahahahaha!"

Li Chuyi was stunned for a moment, looking at Li Sinian stupidly, seeing him nodding desperately at him, his mind was blank.

After a long time, he took a deep breath and shouted in surprise: "Sister Xiu'er is pregnant?! Oh my god, no, I can't curse, I...I what, oh, Sister Xiu'er is pregnant!!"

"Silly boy!"

Rubbing Li Chuyi's head hard, Li Sinian laughed non-stop.

Xiao Erhei also took advantage of the chaos to join in the fun, jumping on top of his head and scratching it hard.

“Big white pig, you idiot, hahahahaha!!!”